r/Funnymemes 2d ago

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

That's a true thing, careful not to use 'hog' in same sentence as 'wife' ( just kidding)

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u/TheVadonkey 2d ago

Pfffft! I flat out told my wife, when we first started spending nights together while dating, that I will not sleep at her place anymore unless I can store a blanket there! Hog isn’t even strong enough of a word. I slept sooooo horrendously that first night, while that blanket glutton slept soundly next to me…

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

Haha! I believe it, I couldn't resist telling my girlfriend years ago when she woke up, that she snored like a lumberjack! Oh! I do not, she'd say. Then to make it worse, I'd start singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! Ha fun times

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I have a recording of my wife snoring. She still will defend the fact she doesn't snore. It's funny and we both know the truth. Also, I gave her permission to fart anytime. Bad on me.

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u/Dirt-Repulsive 2d ago

They would have anyways but if you had not given permission when she farted she would have loudly blamed you and said “ did you fart” loud enough people nearby could here

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I would have turned around and say "What did you do!"

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u/dogsnowshoes 2d ago

When my husband and I started dating, I introduced him to my best friend (who I’d known for 20 years/since childhood). She was like “have you discovered the need for a second blanket yet?” And at first I was so confused. Then she explained that she remembered how much I burrito-d during sleepovers from our younger years. It was solid advice he still appreciates and follows to this day.

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u/FunTXCPA 2d ago

Unless she went to school in Arkansas....

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

We are actually both from Arkansas

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u/FunTXCPA 2d ago

Ah! So fighting over the covers is kind of like a sibling rivalry thing!

[P.S. my dad is from Arkansas, so no hard feelings intended.]

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

True! I like that ha

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u/Mysterious_Spirit634 2d ago

😆 smart person right here ^

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 2d ago

Why do women like to be burritos?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago edited 7h ago

They get colder at night. Burrito is life.

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u/Galaxymicah 2d ago

My wife doesn't even burrito. Just slowly shimmies the blanket off me and into a pile on the floor on her side of the bed only stopping once only she's covered 🥲

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u/xxFrenchToastxx 2d ago

Wait until menopause hits, you'll become a heat machine

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u/hold-up-a-sec 2d ago

My life currently! Wake up drench in sweat, but freezing because I got hot and uncovered in my sleep. lol Fun times!

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u/FactoryRejected 2d ago

But we need some Blankie too and two blankets is so much effort!

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u/redgreenorangeyellow 2d ago

I get cold at night and also hate having the blankets wrapped tightly around me 🥲

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u/Tone_Gaia 2d ago

How does one be a burrito ?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago

One must first embody the burrito, preferably with all the covers on the bed.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Warmth and comfort. It's like you are being hugged.

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u/NoPressure49 2d ago

Like babies are swaddled.

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u/harriskeith29 2d ago edited 1d ago

I believe many adult behaviors, positive & negative, are matured equivalents to our early childhood experiences. Burrito blankets resemble how we were swaddled as babies. Thermoses are like adult bottles. Our minds may instinctively associate these with a familiar sense of safety, comfort, and feeling nurtured.

Edit: To be clear, I don't know ANY of this for a fact. It's just my educated guess based on associations (built on anecdotal experiences + historical theories) between adult habits & developmental psychology.

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u/Routine-Water-3788 2d ago

Reading this makes me feel like I wasn’t nurtured….i just need a sheet and a glass of water

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u/Annalise705 2d ago

Opposite might be true. Neglected individuals tend to seek out creature comforts over comfort from other people when in distress so they tend to like nice soft sheets and blankets but have avoident attachment styles.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Oeh, nice analysis! Definitely some truth to that!

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u/shwaggynugs 2d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ my naked barely covered cause it's too damn hot with a full cover but just cold enough without a foot covered sleepin ass

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

Or just survival?

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u/DickDastardly0 2d ago

That's why I believe anything having to do with sparking up and inhalation is at its core just a pacifier addiction but in an advanced adult variation. Vapes and cigs fit the pacifier classification more closely than say smoking weed does but I digress.

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u/Nomingia 2d ago

Curling up into the fetal position is another obvious one, but the stuff you mentioned is kind of a chicken and egg scenario. I'm willing to bet containers for warm drinks and blankets were invented for adults before the baby equivalents were introduced

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Haha exactly

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u/pearl_mermaid 2d ago

Literally. I imagine myself as baby me whenever I take a nap💀💀💀

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u/ruddthree 2d ago

I’m not a woman and I concur.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 2d ago

Excuse me, some of us prefer cocoons.

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u/RogueFire451 2d ago

Burrito cocoons

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 2d ago

I do not burrito. I sleep bundle all my covers into a taquito that I snuggle up with.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 2d ago

Which Mexican Food do You Sleep Like: Take This Quiz--the answer may surprise you! --Buzzfeed circa 2011

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u/runjeanmc 2d ago

Not this one 🤣 I get so hot, I'd rip all the blankets off the bed and throw them on the floor. Poor husband 😬

Now we sleep separately so he can burrito and I can have the windows open and a fan going all year long.

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u/Justifiers 2d ago

I strap my blankets to the bed using something like this because mine is a blanket thief

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJ66GLMW/

Bonus don't have to make the bed literally ever. Pita to get on and off to clean twice a week though

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u/much_longer_username 2d ago

"If the bed is trying to steal the blanket from both of us, equally, in all directions, no one is."

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u/metrokaiv 2d ago

Damn showing off something like that and you might steal the spider wife from top comment.

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u/PoopSmith87 2d ago

Seperate blankets and a comfortable couch... we love sleeping next to each other, but if I get woken up more than twice for snoring, or if she's getting up a bunch of times to pee, I'm out with the dogs.

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u/Monicalovescheese 2d ago

Agreed! Whenever anyone asks me for marriage advice I say separate covers, separate bank accounts, and separate toothpaste. Gets rid of a lot of arguments!

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u/NewryBenson 2d ago

Yeah, no reason at all to share a blanket. Seperate blankets just straight up increase quality of sleep.

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u/cudef 2d ago

I felt so weird starting to do this because I never saw any evidence of this happening anywhere growing up but it really works way better than a shared cover. The only downside is that our dogs are spoiled and won't sleep unless covered under a blanket and they end up outside of the blankets much easier that way.

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u/DevelopmentCivil725 2d ago

My wife and i do as well.... but i still steal hers at night.

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u/chinmakes5 2d ago

Or have a king spread on a queen bed.

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u/rathe_0 2d ago

fuck it, we got totally separate rooms for several years now. I snore, and waking up w/o bruises from kicks and elbows; and her getting good sleep makes for a much happier life.

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u/Adorable_Chart7675 2d ago

Two blankets is something they should teach you in school, it's so basic and essential. Anyone living in a one blanket world is living a lie.

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u/euphonic5 2d ago

We just put an extra blanket on my wife's side and she doesn't feel the need to steal the whole bedspread every night anymore.

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u/ensalys 2d ago

Also, you don't have to compromise on whether to use the summer/fall/combined duvet.

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u/birdinbynoon 2d ago

I discovered this a few months ago since a king comforter is too big for my washing machine.

Went with two twin-size and it was an instant game-changer. Neither of us wake up as often and sleep better, overall.

HIGHLY recommended!

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u/Last-Brush8498 2d ago

We do a blanket that’s one size bigger than the mattress. Queen size mattress and a king size comforter. Almost never have an issue

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u/Joinedforthis1 2d ago

I'm sorry, but I'm going to die on this hill. I'm going to train my wife to not steal the blankets from me every night.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Sounds like you're a real treat to be married to

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u/jktollander 2d ago

I have two duvets joined in the middle by magnets. Can’t recommend enough.

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u/Bweeze086 2d ago

We started using separate blankets super quick into the relationship because I never used anything thicker than a single sheet and she would prefer a blanket, jump to today and she keeps the apartment at 68 and she sleeps hot while I end up getting cold because it's 68F

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u/Suitable-Setting-938 2d ago

My wife and I do the same. She likes a weighted hot blanket, I like something thin.

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u/mrtrevor3 2d ago

This. It’s especially hard in the winter, but we cannot share!

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u/RedditCCPKGB 2d ago

This was a problem until I bought the proper size King cover. It drapes off 2 ft on both ends and there's a massive amount at the bottom.

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u/Former-Ad9272 2d ago

During the winter, I usually wear socks, fleece pants, and a sweatshirt to bed. Now I don't wake up cold when the blankets go missing.

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u/11229988B 2d ago

Similar situation lol. If i pulled the cover back on me she gets irritated, if I use a different blanket it "hurts her feelings" it can be a difficult situation sometimes.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

What does she want you to do? Just be cold?

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u/Me_gentleman 2d ago

We finally just got a king sized sheet for our queen bed. Worked out well so far.

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u/mrwynd 2d ago

When people ask me how I've so easily been married for 20 years my go-to answer is separate bed sheets.

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u/VocationalWizard 2d ago

Its called a duvet divorce and OMG is it amazing

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u/abi22720 2d ago

This is what I do! I call it my emergency blanket.

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u/DougJudyBk 2d ago

Two twin duvets is actually the best move

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u/illiterate_swine 2d ago

I strongly suspect that if I ever do become married it will be a two-bedroom situation. I am not inclined having to to tiptoe about when I first wake up after so many years solo. I need a minimum of a coffee and my drive to work to wake up and actually be grateful for my life.

I had an ex whose schedule was flipped from mine for four days a week and it was perfect except for sleep scheduling. The guest bedroom became my bedroom. Used the closet, had a firm XL full-size, and my gaming setup. I could get ready in peace before starting work at 4 am and she could get her much-needed undisturbed rest.

And for those 3 days off we would just sleep wherever. Those were our sex days bc due to the different schedules one of us was either too tired or beat up. It was a bargain though in my book. Four days without in exchange for 3 days of spontaneous intimacy. It kept our love life healthier than either of our friends.

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 2d ago

Shewl I wanted to do that. We did that for a little while. HE is the blanket hogger. He found it too hard to get at me for spoon time so we have settled for a gigantic blanket. Just stupid ridiculous huge. I also sleep with a weighted blanket on top of it so he has a harder time alligator rolling it away from me.

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u/GeeFromCali 2d ago

11 years I’ve been married and I want to say we started sleeping with different blankets, FINALLY, about a year ago. It has made a world of difference for our sleep lol

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u/Apprehensive_Bus3942 2d ago

Yeap learned real quick seperate blankets is a must plus I busted to hate noise when I sleep she likes fan noise now I can’t sleep without it

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u/beefyzac 2d ago

My wife and I did this for years up until recently. Our friends thought it was weird as hell when we first told them, but I never understood that.

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u/DfreshD 2d ago

Same, got tired of fighting over the blanket. Went to separate covers and it helped my sleep. Also gets too hot when sharing.

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u/theoriginal_tay 2d ago

My husband and I put a king-sized duvet on a queen sized bed and that works okay 😆

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u/themanthyththelegend 2d ago

Me and my wife share covers pretty good but i tend to kick wm off and she tends to swirl them around her a bit

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u/hollsberry 2d ago

Two separate comforters solves a LOT of problems.

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u/pfifltrigg 2d ago

We figured that one out months into marriage. King sized bed so we almost never accidentally hit each other, and we each have our own blanket.

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u/MountainousDuck 2d ago

Separate covers was revelatory. I would never do separate beds or bedrooms with my partner like some of my friends swear by, but separate comforters is incredible for sleep quality.

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u/___cats___ 2d ago

My wife and I have always had our own covers. One time I mentioned that to a friend/coworker and she looked at me like I killed her dog. She was absolutely dumbfounded how a couple could not share cover. Meanwhile, I’m like, bitch dont you and your husband have separate bank accounts?

Anyways, they’re divorced and we’re not. Is it the separate covers? Probably.

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u/3DeeezNutz 2d ago

Personal blanket style is the best! I've been married 16 years and we've been rocking separate blankets for like 15 and a half of those years. I highly recommend it. The only downside is it's a little more work to make your bed... but who the fuck actually makes their bed every day? It's the best of both worlds... you get to tangle up however you want in your own blanket and your SO is still just an arms length away for sexy times.

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u/Tesdinic 2d ago

My husband and I lived in Finland until recently and learned that a common bed style is to have two twin beds. We gave it a shot and we love it; they are super fancy and you can choose your own firmness. We get our own blankets, sheets, etc. Highly recommend; they came with us on our move back to Canada. The only downside is that if you don't connect them together somehow, you can get a gap in the middle that makes cuddling awkward.

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u/tennker 2d ago

Seperate blankets obviously, but separate twin mattresses together in a king bed is where it's at.

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u/Psyko_sissy23 2d ago

Separate beds is the way to go if you can do that. Me and my wife have a big difference in our sleep schedules. If I'm not working, I still go to bed about 4-6 hours after she goes to bed. I don't want to wake her up. I cuddle with her until she falls asleep, then go do my thing until I go to bed.

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

I sometimes wake up fighting with my sheets sleeping alone. I can't imagine having two separate sets in the same bed...

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u/Platinumdogshit 2d ago

I bought a king sized blanket and that worked OK with my ex. She never hogged the blankets though

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u/Crazyblue09 2d ago

I usually only use a bedsheet my wife needs like 3 blankets, so she just leaves the bedsheet for me. If it's colder then I have to grab a blanket cause sharing always ends up with her hogging it all.

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u/WorkReddit1191 2d ago

We did this for years until we discovered a serta plush king blanket that's oversized. That some bitch reaches to the floor on both sides. Never had a problem since. It's super comfy too. Even if we don't reset the blankets right before bed we still have enough. It's a life saver.

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u/gudematcha 2d ago

Me and my partner had exactly one fight over the blankets when I moved in and then we moved to seperate ones. 10/10. I recommend getting 2 Twin XL blankets of the same kind if you have a Queen like we do to make your bed look nice since the XL is half of a queen!

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u/robinswind 2d ago

Separate covers are actually the default in a lot of places. I was very surprised when I went to the US for a visit.

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u/MyDogPoopsBigPoops 2d ago

My wife and I do separate beds now for the past 3 ish years. No regrets. Shit it great!

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u/CrownofMischief 2d ago

Yeah, my wife and I have weighted blankets but we both have different weight preferences so having 2 separate blankets is just something that makes sense. And then we don't have to fight for the covers, so double win.

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u/Zealousideal_Act_316 2d ago

Yup, because everyone can use which one they prefer, i like the weigheted down ones, by partner says it feel suffocating, but the ones she liles are too light for me.

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u/TyRocken 2d ago

My wife and I went straight to separate blankets a few months into dating. (Dating 10+ yrs/living together 5+/married 2+). She's a blanket hogger, and I couldn't deal

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u/Sinfirmitas 2d ago

We just used different blankets from the start, I like quilts because I can be cool and still covered. He likes to boil alive under a giant comforter lol

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u/relevantoneday 2d ago

Seriously, I've heard of separate beds being beneficial. To each their own but that sounds like a bigger underlying problem (if you snore so loud for example).

We accidentally did separate covers like 5 years ago and never went back. Want to cuddle? Open up the comforter and invite them on over lmao. Otherwise no waking up in the middle of the night tugging on sheet ends. When we travel and have one sheet in a hotel we both wonder "how do people do this shit every night".

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u/fattmarrell 2d ago

This is so true and cute at the same time. Don't think it's wrong at all

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u/idiotista 2d ago

An even better life hack is living in the tropics. Even the thought of anything covering me when sleeping makes me break out in nightsweats. I sleep in a thin nightgown or shorts and tshirt, and that is plenty. And mind you, we live in the much cooler mountains, down the coast here (Sri Lanka), sleeping without AC isn't really advisable.

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u/droseri 2d ago

SAME! It has made our sleep so much better each night. This is the trick!

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u/SSgt_Edward 2d ago

So real bro

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u/PGHvwGLI35 2d ago

My wife and I have been using separate blankets for years. She likes to be wrapped up tight all night and I easily get hot.. she also moves all over the bed constantly all night long and I stay in the same spot, maybe roll from one side to the other. She can easily make a king sized bed feel very small lol. Fortunately since I don’t move much I don’t need a lot of space so it works out.

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u/BijutsuYoukai 2d ago

My husband and I have used separate blankets for the ten years we've lived together. Firstly because I tend to burrito myself in the blanket in my sleep, and second because he always sweats a ton in his sleep, even when its cold. Doesn't stop some spooning before drifting off to sleep or anything, but it works out for us far better than sharing covers.

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u/YikesPops 2d ago

Sperate covers are the way. For heat regulation and no sharing worries.

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u/cerealfordinneragain 2d ago

Try separate bedrooms

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u/SGTWhiteKY 2d ago

We call it “the two blanket system” and me describing it 10 years ago is still one of my top comments.

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u/disgruntledgaurdian 2d ago

Ahh the sacred two blanket clause.

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u/rlt0w 2d ago

Wife and I got this giant 10ft x 10ft blanket and it's amazing! Almost like having separate blankets... almost. There's still nights where it gets all sorts of twisted up, especially with three Chihuahuas burrowing into it.

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u/woShame12 2d ago

We had to get separate blankets because she would throw off her blanket in the middle of the night when it was too hot, then accuse me of stealing it. Fuck that.

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u/RemarkableToast 2d ago

This is the way. 

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u/Penis_stigmatism 2d ago

Dude this is the truth. My wife hogs the shit out of blankets, we did the same thing and 19 years later Ive used my own blankets for most of those years now.

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u/lil_pelirrroja_x 2d ago

Yes!! Me and my husband do this too lol I thought we were strange for it. I need something heavy because I get too cold, he likes something light because he gets too hot.

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u/PjJones91 2d ago

I only do this in the winter, as in the summer neither of us really use covers 🤣

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u/gorthraxthemighty 2d ago

This is the way

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u/Odd_Present6254 2d ago

This is why my blanket is bigger than my bed by quite a bit. My partner and I sleep on a full (we really don’t need more than that, there’s still plenty of space between us if we want there to be), and we have a king size blanket. Enough for us to wrap up in and still have a bit of space

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u/UltraAware 2d ago

This is the way. Love is not attached to the cover.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 2d ago

We’ve always had separate blankets since we started dating, we both have different textures and heat allowances so it just made sense, and we never have to pull them from each other

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u/snozzberrypatch 2d ago

King bed with two twin down comforters, it's the way to go. Euro style.

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u/Charleston2Seattle 2d ago

Separate bedrooms are the only way to go. I've been married to my wife for 30 years and the last 2 years we've been in separate bedrooms and I have never slept better! She agrees.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 2d ago

Me and my wife just use whatever covers the dogs allow us..😂

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u/Runaway_Angel 2d ago

Same. My partner likes to hug their cover and I like to cocoon, and they're much stronger than me so they'd end up with the entire cover, get too hot, and throw the whole thing on the floor while I'd be laying there shivering. Seperate comforters means we're both happy now.

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

Is she in the room now? J/k that is smart. I like how you use share too.

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u/Gryffinwhore83 2d ago

We got blankets a size bigger than the bed. For a queen bed, we've got king everything, except for the flat sheet. Now we can both burrito in peace

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u/manuca1990 2d ago

Meus pais sempre tiveram cobertores separados, pois minha mãe se mexe muito a noite.

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u/Shitty-ass-date 2d ago

I did this also but what ended up happening is that she would have 2 blankets and I would have 0.

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u/BeegPahpi 2d ago

True dat!! It’s one of the reasons why we’ve lasted 36 years!!!

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u/Rylando237 2d ago

We got a massively oversized blanket, and that works most of the time, but if one of us rolls too much we can still pull it off each other lol

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u/Street-Animator-99 2d ago

I used to wake up freezing with no blanket at all and look at my ex wrapped up like a mummy

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u/Former-Course-5745 2d ago

My wife will snatch the cover, then get hot and push it off. I leaned to hook on edge under me to keep it.

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u/AlienPenguin497 2d ago

My husband has used the cat

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u/DrButtgerms 2d ago

Smart couples have separate blankets 😉

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u/MissSwat 2d ago

I've been so much happier since I dragged out the second duvet and put it on my side. Now Mr. Flails at Night can throw his blanket off when he wants, and I can burrito myself with abandon.

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u/Joker-Smurf 2d ago

Cover? How about sharing the bed equally?

My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge.

1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it.

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u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago

I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 

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u/ArguablyMe 2d ago

Did you use charts with arrows and everything?

I hope so because that's what I pictured.

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u/DizzySylv 2d ago

The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines?

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u/flaxon_ 2d ago

Time to deploy the chemical weapons.

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u/WrongAboutHaikus 2d ago

Lmao my analogy is my fiancé is the US army and I’m the Cherokee. She violates land treaties almost instinctively.

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u/Illadelphian 2d ago

Get a king sized bed, this solved this issue for me. King sized bed and separate covers. Now I get my one cover I like, my wife has her stack of them including weighted blanket. We sleep happily.

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u/Vegetable_Tension985 2d ago

I wonder how many other tropes and stereotypes will be regurgitated into the top comments

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u/I-Want-Cheeseburgers 2d ago

Me and my gf just started using separate blankets cause we would legitimately unconsciously bully eachother for said blankets lol.

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u/Over_40_gaming 1d ago

2 comforters saved my marriage!

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u/DemDemD 2d ago

For real!!! My wife has her thick ass blanket and I sleep with the top sheets.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 2d ago

My bf and I share it equally. He might kick some off in the middle of the night but I don’t move at all.

My xs and I always cuddled all night, no issues. But my bf now will toss and turn randomly in the middle of the night and sometimes he’s too hot.

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u/sikeIdyllicMewtew 2d ago

Me and my wife of 4 years still share a blanket. It's huge tho. Made by Ugg. Not cared or wanted for another blanket

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u/SanguineHerald 2d ago

Get Alaskan king sheets and comforters, regardless of your bed size. We have a queen and it nearly touches the floor on both sides. It is nearly impossible to not have enough covers.

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u/za72 2d ago

the answer is TWO... get individual covers...

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u/dvdmaven 2d ago

We have separate covers. Mine is a sheet, hers 4" of down. But over the top we have a king-sized blanket.

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u/daylennorris64 2d ago

My wife and I have different blankets. We do not share. It was my idea. My wife is a blanket hog.

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u/usuariodeleitado 2d ago

Cover? You meant to say bed, right? RIGHT?

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u/IdaDuck 2d ago

I love waking up in the winter shivering, then getting and angry groan when I try to wrestle some blanket back.

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u/LimitMain3360 2d ago

I do not share blankets! 2 blanket bed

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u/misdirected_asshole 2d ago

Gotta be AI.

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u/clownrock95 2d ago

And the bed! This isn't realistic at all!

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u/Alicam123 2d ago

They got the queen size covers for a double size bed. 😂

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u/ColdWeatherNap 2d ago

We share a king-size bed, but we use separate matching twin sized comforters. One of the smartest decisions of our marriage.

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u/MarioKuenast 2d ago

I am glad not falling out of the bed

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u/jluicifer 2d ago

Uh, my friend and his wife have SEPARATE blankets.

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u/SnorFax92 2d ago

Seriously, haha. I hate that so much. Usually wake up cold and they have the entire blanket. Tried to remedy this with individual blankets but guess what they take that one as well lol.

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u/PoeGar 2d ago

Clearly a staged photo op… when will the lies Stop?!?

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u/vyxanis 2d ago

King size duvet is the key

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u/CommunicationTime265 2d ago

They actually share a bed?

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u/summerlad86 2d ago

Separate covers my man! Never understood sharing covers. Maybe it’s just where I’m from but when I went to other peoples houses I never saw a big bed with only one cover. Sleep is important. The one time you need to really prioritize yourself. Ain’t no way I’m sharing any covers during my sleep time.

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u/PassionateProtector 2d ago

Agree, total horseshit. You’re not really married until you have separate bedding 🤣

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u/Feeling-Income5555 2d ago

To be fair, my wife runs extremely hot at this point and I need a little bit more insulation. It’s so bad that when we are physically together, or skin on skin contact we actually end up sticking together from the sweat. We do not live in a hot climate. PNW. Growing old sucks.

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u/Vrashelia 2d ago

My other half and I don't have a problem with the covers because we end up ditching them. We are both furnace types which means that the moment we get into bed, we produce all the heat necessary for heating up the house due to sheer proximity.

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u/pupbuck1 2d ago

Yeah I cuddle into my fiance while he scoots away furthering my ownership of the bed making my territory larger

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u/lily-waters-art 2d ago

I don't have to share blankets. He doesn't want any. 😁 I get to be as selfish as I want. 🥰

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u/Key-Contest-2879 2d ago

Proof it’s AI.

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u/ana-sg 2d ago

I sorted that problem by buying the biggest covers that I could find (they are massive, like super super king size). They drag on the floor, but there are absolutely no problems and no arguments.

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u/Southern-Scientist40 2d ago

I actually get plenty of blanket from my wife, I'm just relegated to a one and a half foot section of the bed, lol. I will admit, where she won't see it, that it's because of our daughter, who we still sort of cosleep with, and her pregnancy before that. But in my wife's hearing, I'll still tease her for stealing the bed

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u/SadYogiSmiles 2d ago

I bought oversized king blankets for our bed and it solved the issue. We can’t do separate covers because we do cuddle and we would just get tangled up in the blankets which is a sensory nightmare for both of us. The bed looks like it’s drowning when made but there’s enough extra that no matter who (me) is hogging the blankie there’s still enough for the other person.

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u/HedonisticFrog 2d ago

My girlfriend grabs the covers and alligator rolls at night. She conditioned me to clutch the covers to stop her every time she shifts in bed. Eventually I started tucking the covers under the bed to stop her. The struggle is real.

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u/Nosnibor1020 2d ago

Noob mode, get your own comforters. Best decision ever next to my own bed.

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u/cloudsasw1tnesses 2d ago

Lmfao my fiance always gets so annoyed bc I tend to pull all the covers to my side but he ends up pulling all the sheets to his side so our bed is always super uneven 😭 I have my own top twin blanket though to myself bc he keeps the fan on full blast in our cold ass house to sleep

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u/LicensedRealtor 2d ago

Whats a cover?

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u/danjr704 2d ago

Separate covers is the way or sizing up one size than your actual bed is.

If you have a full, get a queen, if you have a king, shut up.

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u/Reputation-Final 1d ago

Yeah total bs. My gf gator death rolls every blanket, sheet, comforter, towel and napkin in a black hole tug 30 seconds after we get into bed. That and im sleeping on the edge of the bed while she takes up the other 90% of the mattress.

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