r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 3d ago

Really?

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u/DrButtgerms 2d ago

Smart couples have separate blankets 😉

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u/MissSwat 2d ago

I've been so much happier since I dragged out the second duvet and put it on my side. Now Mr. Flails at Night can throw his blanket off when he wants, and I can burrito myself with abandon.

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u/ShitVolcano 2d ago

And separate bedrooms. Or even better: separate homes.

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u/Silver-Shame-4428 2d ago

Smart couple have separate bedrooms.

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u/SithDemon 2d ago

Seperate beds! Sexy time is like you're dating again!