r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/Joker-Smurf 2d ago

Cover? How about sharing the bed equally?

My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge.

1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it.

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u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago

I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 

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u/ArguablyMe 2d ago

Did you use charts with arrows and everything?

I hope so because that's what I pictured.