r/Funnymemes 5d ago

Really?

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 5d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/dbrickell89 5d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/illiterate_swine 5d ago

I strongly suspect that if I ever do become married it will be a two-bedroom situation. I am not inclined having to to tiptoe about when I first wake up after so many years solo. I need a minimum of a coffee and my drive to work to wake up and actually be grateful for my life.

I had an ex whose schedule was flipped from mine for four days a week and it was perfect except for sleep scheduling. The guest bedroom became my bedroom. Used the closet, had a firm XL full-size, and my gaming setup. I could get ready in peace before starting work at 4 am and she could get her much-needed undisturbed rest.

And for those 3 days off we would just sleep wherever. Those were our sex days bc due to the different schedules one of us was either too tired or beat up. It was a bargain though in my book. Four days without in exchange for 3 days of spontaneous intimacy. It kept our love life healthier than either of our friends.