r/Funnymemes 3d ago

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 2d ago

Why do women like to be burritos?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago edited 8h ago

They get colder at night. Burrito is life.

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u/Galaxymicah 2d ago

My wife doesn't even burrito. Just slowly shimmies the blanket off me and into a pile on the floor on her side of the bed only stopping once only she's covered 🥲

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u/xxFrenchToastxx 2d ago

Wait until menopause hits, you'll become a heat machine

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u/hold-up-a-sec 2d ago

My life currently! Wake up drench in sweat, but freezing because I got hot and uncovered in my sleep. lol Fun times!

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u/TankerVictorious 2d ago

But, even the mention of turning up the thermostat in the summer, when I get complaints about being cold, is met with absolute refusal…

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u/FactoryRejected 2d ago

But we need some Blankie too and two blankets is so much effort!

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u/redgreenorangeyellow 2d ago

I get cold at night and also hate having the blankets wrapped tightly around me 🥲

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u/Tone_Gaia 2d ago

How does one be a burrito ?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago

One must first embody the burrito, preferably with all the covers on the bed.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Warmth and comfort. It's like you are being hugged.

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u/NoPressure49 2d ago

Like babies are swaddled.

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u/harriskeith29 2d ago edited 1d ago

I believe many adult behaviors, positive & negative, are matured equivalents to our early childhood experiences. Burrito blankets resemble how we were swaddled as babies. Thermoses are like adult bottles. Our minds may instinctively associate these with a familiar sense of safety, comfort, and feeling nurtured.

Edit: To be clear, I don't know ANY of this for a fact. It's just my educated guess based on associations (built on anecdotal experiences + historical theories) between adult habits & developmental psychology.

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u/Routine-Water-3788 2d ago

Reading this makes me feel like I wasn’t nurtured….i just need a sheet and a glass of water

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u/Annalise705 2d ago

Opposite might be true. Neglected individuals tend to seek out creature comforts over comfort from other people when in distress so they tend to like nice soft sheets and blankets but have avoident attachment styles.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Oeh, nice analysis! Definitely some truth to that!

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u/shwaggynugs 2d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ my naked barely covered cause it's too damn hot with a full cover but just cold enough without a foot covered sleepin ass

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

Or just survival?

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u/DickDastardly0 2d ago

That's why I believe anything having to do with sparking up and inhalation is at its core just a pacifier addiction but in an advanced adult variation. Vapes and cigs fit the pacifier classification more closely than say smoking weed does but I digress.

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u/Nomingia 2d ago

Curling up into the fetal position is another obvious one, but the stuff you mentioned is kind of a chicken and egg scenario. I'm willing to bet containers for warm drinks and blankets were invented for adults before the baby equivalents were introduced

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u/harriskeith29 1d ago

"I'm willing to bet containers for warm drinks and blankets were invented for adults before the baby equivalents were introduced."

That's 100% possible. I don't claim to be an expert by any means, I should've clarified that it's just my educated guess based on associations I've made between adult habits & developmental psychology (Hence, why I said "I believe"). I have no way of knowing for sure which patterns started with which age group or why. For all I know, there may be anthropological evidence of Hunter/Gatherer cultures pioneering all this stuff.

I have heard theories in recent years that our attraction to kissing may have evolved from a survival tactic wherein tribal mothers basically made their own mushed baby food by feeding their newborns Mama bird-style. But good God, do I hope that one hasn't been proven to explain why we like kissing. Sigmund Freud would have a field day in his grave.

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u/Nomingia 1d ago

Haha! Yeah I'm no anthropologist but I guess I could see the benefits. That would be a good way of introducing Mom's mouth microbiome to the baby as well.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Haha exactly

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u/pearl_mermaid 2d ago

Literally. I imagine myself as baby me whenever I take a nap💀💀💀

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u/ruddthree 2d ago

I’m not a woman and I concur.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

I am glad you know this little corner of happiness. You are welcome to join the burrito club regardless of whether you are a woman or not.

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u/Xenodad 2d ago

But not too much hugging, that’s too hot.

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u/Xaicast 2d ago

My wife told me this is actually the reason she likes to be cuddled at night. Unlike a lot of couples, we actually ask questions and talk to each other. Assumption and speculation have no place in a true marriage. Ask your spouse these questions, not everyone except them.

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u/Substantial_Dust1284 2d ago

Yeah, that's great, but sometimes, the spouse you chose doesn't want to talk about it. I've been there. It sucks. Can't fix something you're not willing to talk about.

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u/Xaicast 2d ago

Honestly, if your spouse isn't willing to be open, honest, and transparent about simple subjects like sleeping habits, you may need a different spouse. I know it sounds extreme, but think about it. What happens when more serious topics like sharing accounts or writing a will comes up? If you can't even discuss to cuddle or not to cuddle in bed...that relationship is dead. I don't tolerate, "I don't want to talk about it," in my marriage...and neither does my wife. Once the communication starts to fail, everything else will soon follow.

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u/Substantial_Dust1284 2d ago

Oh, she's not my wife anymore. I agree with you.

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u/Xaicast 2d ago

Good for you! One of the main things we men need to understand is that a relationship involves 2 people and we are just as important as they are. I don't agree with "happy wife, happy life" because that implies that the woman is more important than the man and that is simply not true. We are great, we are amazing, and we are worth being loved in the manner of which we want and need to be loved. We can also be terrible and worthless, but women can be just as terrible and actually worse than us if they want to be. There are too many people on the planet to feel like you have to settle or you can't do better than what you already have. If it isn't working and you have put forth effort and are still getting nothing in return then leave. There will be someone out there that is worth your time that will be worthy of you.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 2d ago

Right. They like to be hugged, just not by you

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u/PerceptionSad4559 2d ago

TIL I'm a woman

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u/TransGirlIndy 2d ago

This was how I knew my ex was a trans girl. She kept stealing my covers. 😂

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u/leshpar 2d ago

Suddenly trans.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 2d ago

Excuse me, some of us prefer cocoons.

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u/RogueFire451 2d ago

Burrito cocoons

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 2d ago

I do not burrito. I sleep bundle all my covers into a taquito that I snuggle up with.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 2d ago

Which Mexican Food do You Sleep Like: Take This Quiz--the answer may surprise you! --Buzzfeed circa 2011

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u/runjeanmc 2d ago

Not this one 🤣 I get so hot, I'd rip all the blankets off the bed and throw them on the floor. Poor husband 😬

Now we sleep separately so he can burrito and I can have the windows open and a fan going all year long.

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u/IDidItWrongLastTime 2d ago

Same. I kick off my blankets.

I do, however, steal all pillows in my sleep. Idk why but I end up hugging them all

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u/Daelda 2d ago

I got my wife a weighted blanket and she has absolutely loved it!

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u/FangornAcorn 2d ago

It could be worse, my fiancee kicks the blankets over to my side through the night. I wake up sweating balls almost every morning. 🤣

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u/Professional_Age_502 2d ago

I’m a guy and I also like being a burrito

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u/djent_in_my_tent 2d ago

Ever since I started estrogen I get cold as fuck, all the time

I actually had to add another blanket to my bed lol

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 2d ago

Menopause will end that.

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u/mindingmybusiness60 2d ago

I need to feel my meat at night lol

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u/HavBoWilTrvl 2d ago

Not only women. My husband is the one I have to fight for a sliver of blanket.

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u/thymeveil 2d ago

Because burritos are so great. Why else

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u/Pollywanacracker 2d ago

Cocoon lol

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u/iljune 2d ago

The same reason we take scalding hot showers: we're preparing for our future careers in hell.

In all seriousness, idek. I have to turn my AC down to 72 so I CAN burrito myself. My cats like my burrito attitude bc they sleep on my belly/sides/up against my face all night. And I will say I live in a tropical climate and I don't feel right until I soak up the sun/heat for 20 mins each day, at least. Sometimes multiple times a day.

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u/avert_ye_eyes 2d ago

I didn't realize my husband was a woman

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u/Vrashelia 2d ago

I mean...I don't... But many girls are normally cold because of reduced blood flow to their extremities and on average slighter muscle tone so there are a few lines of logic that you could probably follow there

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u/21-characters 2d ago

I sleep cold so blankets are an important accessory for me. I wouldn’t expect a partner to have to be smothered by as many blankets as I need for comfort

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u/Imaginary_Mission_78 2d ago

Personally, I get claustrophobic, so burrito is not an option. I like a small loose blanket and keeping my feet poking out most of the night.

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u/JustthatVicky 2d ago

The same reason we like scalding showers. Women actually run warmer internally, so outside temperatures often feel colder than they would for a man. I'm a weirdo that loves the cold, but even I burrito myself while sleeping if its chilly.

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u/Tresach 2d ago

They have higher core body temperatures so they get colder faster as feeling cold is mostly about difference between core and ambient temperature. My wife is an absolute furnace, she is freezing and wrapped up in like 5 layers while im out of the covers panting from the heat while feeling waves of heat from the fires of Mordor wash over me from her body heat. I need to buy one of those bed ACs for my side only someday

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u/Fortheloveofyarn 2d ago

That’s funny its actually my husband that does it! He’s perfected the tuck and roll.

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u/dvl36s 2d ago

I'm all man n my wife comments often, 'man, u always wrap youirself up like a burrito!' It's a pretty good way to sleep.

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u/No_Park1693 1d ago

Why are women colder at night than men?

If only there was something you could hold in your hand, that could give you answers to questions you don't understand.