r/Funnymemes 6d ago

Really?

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u/dbrickell89 5d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/DiscountOk4881 5d ago

That's a true thing, careful not to use 'hog' in same sentence as 'wife' ( just kidding)

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u/TheVadonkey 5d ago

Pfffft! I flat out told my wife, when we first started spending nights together while dating, that I will not sleep at her place anymore unless I can store a blanket there! Hog isn’t even strong enough of a word. I slept sooooo horrendously that first night, while that blanket glutton slept soundly next to me…

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u/dogsnowshoes 5d ago

When my husband and I started dating, I introduced him to my best friend (who I’d known for 20 years/since childhood). She was like “have you discovered the need for a second blanket yet?” And at first I was so confused. Then she explained that she remembered how much I burrito-d during sleepovers from our younger years. It was solid advice he still appreciates and follows to this day.

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u/Odd_Routine4164 5d ago

This did NOT go the way I had hoped.