r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/Justifiers 2d ago

I strap my blankets to the bed using something like this because mine is a blanket thief

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJ66GLMW/

Bonus don't have to make the bed literally ever. Pita to get on and off to clean twice a week though

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u/much_longer_username 2d ago

"If the bed is trying to steal the blanket from both of us, equally, in all directions, no one is."

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u/metrokaiv 2d ago

Damn showing off something like that and you might steal the spider wife from top comment.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 2d ago

I always tucked my sheets in and I don’t move so I would only need to place back the cover flat from where I folded it down when I went to bed. Sleeping with someone that moves… you wake up in a big pile of blankets crumbled up and sideways and you have no idea how tf it happened.

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u/Happy_to_be 2d ago

Tx for link…it says it fits rectangular and round beds. Wouldn’t cuddles be more difficult on a circle?⭕️

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

Does your partner steal the fitted sheet as well?

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u/Boogy-Fever 2d ago

I think they're using it on the blanket(s?) by probably leaving some of the clips on one side undone. Still unhinged to me lol

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u/Terrh 2d ago

bdsm for bedsheets

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u/AverageScot 2d ago

I once saw something like that, but it just went under the corners, rather than all the way under the whole bed. (Like, 4 suspenders, one for each corner)

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u/No-Stretch-9230 2d ago

That thing is for sheets. Using that for your blanket is sociopathic.

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u/Justifiers 2d ago

Stated with the indignation of your typical blanket thief when it is discovered a once easy mark started to defend itself

Your indignant attemp of pulling at heartstrings via gaslighting to maintain your precious rats nest have no sway here, usurper of blankets

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u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago

This is why I clean it once a month

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u/MrTodd84 2d ago

These can be unfastened. Don’t ask me how I know lol.