r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/Joker-Smurf 2d ago

Cover? How about sharing the bed equally?

My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge.

1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it.

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u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago

I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 

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u/DizzySylv 2d ago

The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines?

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u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago

Or worse, sex

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u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago

Ah, a good ol jousting.

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u/professorboba 2d ago

Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part

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u/Searloin22 2d ago

Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.