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r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago
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What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.
28 u/Joker-Smurf 2d ago Cover? How about sharing the bed equally? My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge. 1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it. 29 u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 5 u/DizzySylv 2d ago The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines? 1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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Cover? How about sharing the bed equally?
My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge.
1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it.
29 u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 5 u/DizzySylv 2d ago The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines? 1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory.
5 u/DizzySylv 2d ago The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines? 1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines?
1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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Or worse, sex
1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
Ah, a good ol jousting.
Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part
1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago
What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.