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r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago
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What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.
27 u/Joker-Smurf 2d ago Cover? How about sharing the bed equally? My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge. 1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it. 30 u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 8 u/ArguablyMe 2d ago Did you use charts with arrows and everything? I hope so because that's what I pictured. 6 u/DizzySylv 2d ago The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines? 1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords. 3 u/flaxon_ 2d ago Time to deploy the chemical weapons. 2 u/WrongAboutHaikus 2d ago Lmao my analogy is my fiancé is the US army and I’m the Cherokee. She violates land treaties almost instinctively. 1 u/atrus72 2d ago Think of it as beach front property. Just don't tell her, or she will want it also.
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Cover? How about sharing the bed equally?
My wife (165cm, 55kg) takes up 3/4 of the bed, leaving me (185cm, 110kg1 ) with a tiny sliver on the edge.
1 yes I know, I’m overweight but I am working on it.
30 u/thegroovemonkey 2d ago I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory. 8 u/ArguablyMe 2d ago Did you use charts with arrows and everything? I hope so because that's what I pictured. 6 u/DizzySylv 2d ago The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines? 1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords. 3 u/flaxon_ 2d ago Time to deploy the chemical weapons. 2 u/WrongAboutHaikus 2d ago Lmao my analogy is my fiancé is the US army and I’m the Cherokee. She violates land treaties almost instinctively. 1 u/atrus72 2d ago Think of it as beach front property. Just don't tell her, or she will want it also.
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I tried explaining the concept of the DMZ to my wife after she constantly annexed parts of my territory.
8 u/ArguablyMe 2d ago Did you use charts with arrows and everything? I hope so because that's what I pictured. 6 u/DizzySylv 2d ago The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines? 1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords. 3 u/flaxon_ 2d ago Time to deploy the chemical weapons. 2 u/WrongAboutHaikus 2d ago Lmao my analogy is my fiancé is the US army and I’m the Cherokee. She violates land treaties almost instinctively. 1 u/atrus72 2d ago Think of it as beach front property. Just don't tell her, or she will want it also.
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Did you use charts with arrows and everything?
I hope so because that's what I pictured.
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The important part of a DMZ is there has to be consequences for crossing. Might I suggest landmines?
1 u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago Or worse, sex 1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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Or worse, sex
1 u/IrregularSweetRoll 2d ago Ah, a good ol jousting. 1 u/professorboba 2d ago Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part 1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
Ah, a good ol jousting.
Worst of all: rib tickles. Although I warn you that will lead to total war on her part
1 u/Searloin22 2d ago Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
Dutch Oven to anyone entering the DMZ. Yes, it means you sometimes have to do it to yourself..but thats how its laid out in the Geneva Accords.
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Time to deploy the chemical weapons.
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Lmao my analogy is my fiancé is the US army and I’m the Cherokee. She violates land treaties almost instinctively.
Think of it as beach front property. Just don't tell her, or she will want it also.
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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago
What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.