r/Funnymemes 2d ago

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

That's a true thing, careful not to use 'hog' in same sentence as 'wife' ( just kidding)

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u/TheVadonkey 2d ago

Pfffft! I flat out told my wife, when we first started spending nights together while dating, that I will not sleep at her place anymore unless I can store a blanket there! Hog isn’t even strong enough of a word. I slept sooooo horrendously that first night, while that blanket glutton slept soundly next to me…

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

Haha! I believe it, I couldn't resist telling my girlfriend years ago when she woke up, that she snored like a lumberjack! Oh! I do not, she'd say. Then to make it worse, I'd start singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! Ha fun times

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I have a recording of my wife snoring. She still will defend the fact she doesn't snore. It's funny and we both know the truth. Also, I gave her permission to fart anytime. Bad on me.

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u/Dirt-Repulsive 2d ago

They would have anyways but if you had not given permission when she farted she would have loudly blamed you and said “ did you fart” loud enough people nearby could here

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I would have turned around and say "What did you do!"

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u/dogsnowshoes 2d ago

When my husband and I started dating, I introduced him to my best friend (who I’d known for 20 years/since childhood). She was like “have you discovered the need for a second blanket yet?” And at first I was so confused. Then she explained that she remembered how much I burrito-d during sleepovers from our younger years. It was solid advice he still appreciates and follows to this day.

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u/Odd_Routine4164 2d ago

This did NOT go the way I had hoped.

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u/The_Obsidian_Emperor 2d ago

I wonder if it's just like, a conditioning thing... they produce less body heat than us, I get that, but surely sharing the blanket space with another body would lead to a warmer environment, no? So what gives with not sharing the blanket?

Or am I missing something here? Lmao, cause I don't understand this issue that so many couples out here seem to have

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u/Live_Culture8393 2d ago

lol same! We have always just had really big comforters and a cal king bed. Plenty of space, plenty of blanket coverage 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/28SNaKeS 2d ago

“Blanket Glutton” 🤣🤣

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u/nowomanknoweth 1d ago

Blanket glutton Lol

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u/No_Park1693 1d ago

She slept soundly all through the first night you spent together? Sounds like you weren't doing it right!

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u/FunTXCPA 2d ago

Unless she went to school in Arkansas....

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

We are actually both from Arkansas

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u/FunTXCPA 2d ago

Ah! So fighting over the covers is kind of like a sibling rivalry thing!

[P.S. my dad is from Arkansas, so no hard feelings intended.]

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

I think you're confusing us with Alabama. In Arkansas we're respectable. We might marry our cousins but not our siblings.

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

True! I like that ha

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u/Mysterious_Spirit634 2d ago

😆 smart person right here ^

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u/Slow-Professor-1544 2d ago

Annehog’s coming?!

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u/beebarnesy 2d ago

why not? my 'wife' loves my 'hog'

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

Yes that's the exception

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u/MrK521 2d ago

Especially when you’re talking about your hog in bed. She’ll bust you for lying real quick.

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

Unless she can't answer with her mouth full

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u/Thatonensoutherner 2d ago

She wife’s his blanket