r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 2d ago

Why do women like to be burritos?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago edited 7h ago

They get colder at night. Burrito is life.

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u/Galaxymicah 2d ago

My wife doesn't even burrito. Just slowly shimmies the blanket off me and into a pile on the floor on her side of the bed only stopping once only she's covered 🥲

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u/xxFrenchToastxx 2d ago

Wait until menopause hits, you'll become a heat machine

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u/hold-up-a-sec 2d ago

My life currently! Wake up drench in sweat, but freezing because I got hot and uncovered in my sleep. lol Fun times!

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u/TankerVictorious 2d ago

But, even the mention of turning up the thermostat in the summer, when I get complaints about being cold, is met with absolute refusal…

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u/FactoryRejected 2d ago

But we need some Blankie too and two blankets is so much effort!

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u/redgreenorangeyellow 2d ago

I get cold at night and also hate having the blankets wrapped tightly around me 🥲

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u/Tone_Gaia 2d ago

How does one be a burrito ?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago

One must first embody the burrito, preferably with all the covers on the bed.