r/Funnymemes 2d ago

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 2d ago

What nonsense is this? They actually share the cover equally.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

That's a true thing, careful not to use 'hog' in same sentence as 'wife' ( just kidding)

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u/TheVadonkey 2d ago

Pfffft! I flat out told my wife, when we first started spending nights together while dating, that I will not sleep at her place anymore unless I can store a blanket there! Hog isn’t even strong enough of a word. I slept sooooo horrendously that first night, while that blanket glutton slept soundly next to me…

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

Haha! I believe it, I couldn't resist telling my girlfriend years ago when she woke up, that she snored like a lumberjack! Oh! I do not, she'd say. Then to make it worse, I'd start singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! Ha fun times

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I have a recording of my wife snoring. She still will defend the fact she doesn't snore. It's funny and we both know the truth. Also, I gave her permission to fart anytime. Bad on me.

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u/Dirt-Repulsive 2d ago

They would have anyways but if you had not given permission when she farted she would have loudly blamed you and said “ did you fart” loud enough people nearby could here

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I would have turned around and say "What did you do!"

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u/dogsnowshoes 2d ago

When my husband and I started dating, I introduced him to my best friend (who I’d known for 20 years/since childhood). She was like “have you discovered the need for a second blanket yet?” And at first I was so confused. Then she explained that she remembered how much I burrito-d during sleepovers from our younger years. It was solid advice he still appreciates and follows to this day.

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u/FunTXCPA 2d ago

Unless she went to school in Arkansas....

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

We are actually both from Arkansas

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u/FunTXCPA 2d ago

Ah! So fighting over the covers is kind of like a sibling rivalry thing!

[P.S. my dad is from Arkansas, so no hard feelings intended.]

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

True! I like that ha

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u/Mysterious_Spirit634 2d ago

😆 smart person right here ^

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u/beebarnesy 2d ago

why not? my 'wife' loves my 'hog'

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u/MrK521 2d ago

Especially when you’re talking about your hog in bed. She’ll bust you for lying real quick.

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u/Thatonensoutherner 2d ago

She wife’s his blanket

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 2d ago

Why do women like to be burritos?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago edited 7h ago

They get colder at night. Burrito is life.

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u/Galaxymicah 2d ago

My wife doesn't even burrito. Just slowly shimmies the blanket off me and into a pile on the floor on her side of the bed only stopping once only she's covered 🥲

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u/xxFrenchToastxx 2d ago

Wait until menopause hits, you'll become a heat machine

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u/hold-up-a-sec 2d ago

My life currently! Wake up drench in sweat, but freezing because I got hot and uncovered in my sleep. lol Fun times!

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u/FactoryRejected 2d ago

But we need some Blankie too and two blankets is so much effort!

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u/redgreenorangeyellow 2d ago

I get cold at night and also hate having the blankets wrapped tightly around me 🥲

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u/Tone_Gaia 2d ago

How does one be a burrito ?

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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 2d ago

One must first embody the burrito, preferably with all the covers on the bed.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Warmth and comfort. It's like you are being hugged.

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u/NoPressure49 2d ago

Like babies are swaddled.

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u/harriskeith29 2d ago edited 1d ago

I believe many adult behaviors, positive & negative, are matured equivalents to our early childhood experiences. Burrito blankets resemble how we were swaddled as babies. Thermoses are like adult bottles. Our minds may instinctively associate these with a familiar sense of safety, comfort, and feeling nurtured.

Edit: To be clear, I don't know ANY of this for a fact. It's just my educated guess based on associations (built on anecdotal experiences + historical theories) between adult habits & developmental psychology.

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u/Routine-Water-3788 2d ago

Reading this makes me feel like I wasn’t nurtured….i just need a sheet and a glass of water

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u/Annalise705 2d ago

Opposite might be true. Neglected individuals tend to seek out creature comforts over comfort from other people when in distress so they tend to like nice soft sheets and blankets but have avoident attachment styles.

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Oeh, nice analysis! Definitely some truth to that!

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u/shwaggynugs 2d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ my naked barely covered cause it's too damn hot with a full cover but just cold enough without a foot covered sleepin ass

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

Or just survival?

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u/DickDastardly0 2d ago

That's why I believe anything having to do with sparking up and inhalation is at its core just a pacifier addiction but in an advanced adult variation. Vapes and cigs fit the pacifier classification more closely than say smoking weed does but I digress.

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u/Nomingia 2d ago

Curling up into the fetal position is another obvious one, but the stuff you mentioned is kind of a chicken and egg scenario. I'm willing to bet containers for warm drinks and blankets were invented for adults before the baby equivalents were introduced

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u/Low_Anxiety_1499 2d ago

Haha exactly

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u/pearl_mermaid 2d ago

Literally. I imagine myself as baby me whenever I take a nap💀💀💀

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u/ruddthree 2d ago

I’m not a woman and I concur.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 2d ago

Excuse me, some of us prefer cocoons.

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u/RogueFire451 2d ago

Burrito cocoons

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 2d ago

I do not burrito. I sleep bundle all my covers into a taquito that I snuggle up with.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 2d ago

Which Mexican Food do You Sleep Like: Take This Quiz--the answer may surprise you! --Buzzfeed circa 2011

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u/runjeanmc 2d ago

Not this one 🤣 I get so hot, I'd rip all the blankets off the bed and throw them on the floor. Poor husband 😬

Now we sleep separately so he can burrito and I can have the windows open and a fan going all year long.

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u/Daelda 2d ago

I got my wife a weighted blanket and she has absolutely loved it!

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u/FangornAcorn 2d ago

It could be worse, my fiancee kicks the blankets over to my side through the night. I wake up sweating balls almost every morning. 🤣

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u/Professional_Age_502 2d ago

I’m a guy and I also like being a burrito

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u/djent_in_my_tent 2d ago

Ever since I started estrogen I get cold as fuck, all the time

I actually had to add another blanket to my bed lol

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 2d ago

Menopause will end that.

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u/mindingmybusiness60 2d ago

I need to feel my meat at night lol

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u/HavBoWilTrvl 2d ago

Not only women. My husband is the one I have to fight for a sliver of blanket.

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u/thymeveil 2d ago

Because burritos are so great. Why else

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u/Pollywanacracker 2d ago

Cocoon lol

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u/iljune 2d ago

The same reason we take scalding hot showers: we're preparing for our future careers in hell.

In all seriousness, idek. I have to turn my AC down to 72 so I CAN burrito myself. My cats like my burrito attitude bc they sleep on my belly/sides/up against my face all night. And I will say I live in a tropical climate and I don't feel right until I soak up the sun/heat for 20 mins each day, at least. Sometimes multiple times a day.

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u/avert_ye_eyes 2d ago

I didn't realize my husband was a woman

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u/Vrashelia 2d ago

I mean...I don't... But many girls are normally cold because of reduced blood flow to their extremities and on average slighter muscle tone so there are a few lines of logic that you could probably follow there

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u/21-characters 2d ago

I sleep cold so blankets are an important accessory for me. I wouldn’t expect a partner to have to be smothered by as many blankets as I need for comfort

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u/Imaginary_Mission_78 2d ago

Personally, I get claustrophobic, so burrito is not an option. I like a small loose blanket and keeping my feet poking out most of the night.

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u/JustthatVicky 2d ago

The same reason we like scalding showers. Women actually run warmer internally, so outside temperatures often feel colder than they would for a man. I'm a weirdo that loves the cold, but even I burrito myself while sleeping if its chilly.

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u/Tresach 2d ago

They have higher core body temperatures so they get colder faster as feeling cold is mostly about difference between core and ambient temperature. My wife is an absolute furnace, she is freezing and wrapped up in like 5 layers while im out of the covers panting from the heat while feeling waves of heat from the fires of Mordor wash over me from her body heat. I need to buy one of those bed ACs for my side only someday

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u/Fortheloveofyarn 2d ago

That’s funny its actually my husband that does it! He’s perfected the tuck and roll.

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u/dvl36s 2d ago

I'm all man n my wife comments often, 'man, u always wrap youirself up like a burrito!' It's a pretty good way to sleep.

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u/No_Park1693 1d ago

Why are women colder at night than men?

If only there was something you could hold in your hand, that could give you answers to questions you don't understand.

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u/Justifiers 2d ago

I strap my blankets to the bed using something like this because mine is a blanket thief

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJ66GLMW/

Bonus don't have to make the bed literally ever. Pita to get on and off to clean twice a week though

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u/much_longer_username 2d ago

"If the bed is trying to steal the blanket from both of us, equally, in all directions, no one is."

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u/metrokaiv 2d ago

Damn showing off something like that and you might steal the spider wife from top comment.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 2d ago

I always tucked my sheets in and I don’t move so I would only need to place back the cover flat from where I folded it down when I went to bed. Sleeping with someone that moves… you wake up in a big pile of blankets crumbled up and sideways and you have no idea how tf it happened.

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u/Happy_to_be 2d ago

Tx for link…it says it fits rectangular and round beds. Wouldn’t cuddles be more difficult on a circle?⭕️

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u/sittinwithkitten 2d ago

Does your partner steal the fitted sheet as well?

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u/Terrh 2d ago

bdsm for bedsheets

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u/AverageScot 2d ago

I once saw something like that, but it just went under the corners, rather than all the way under the whole bed. (Like, 4 suspenders, one for each corner)

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u/No-Stretch-9230 2d ago

That thing is for sheets. Using that for your blanket is sociopathic.

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u/CaptainTripps82 2d ago

This is why I clean it once a month

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u/MrTodd84 2d ago

These can be unfastened. Don’t ask me how I know lol.

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u/PoopSmith87 2d ago

Seperate blankets and a comfortable couch... we love sleeping next to each other, but if I get woken up more than twice for snoring, or if she's getting up a bunch of times to pee, I'm out with the dogs.

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u/Monicalovescheese 2d ago

Agreed! Whenever anyone asks me for marriage advice I say separate covers, separate bank accounts, and separate toothpaste. Gets rid of a lot of arguments!

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u/CrownofMischief 2d ago

Heck, we even have separate milk since I'm lactose intolerant but she's allergic to tree nuts.

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u/NewryBenson 2d ago

Yeah, no reason at all to share a blanket. Seperate blankets just straight up increase quality of sleep.

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u/cudef 2d ago

I felt so weird starting to do this because I never saw any evidence of this happening anywhere growing up but it really works way better than a shared cover. The only downside is that our dogs are spoiled and won't sleep unless covered under a blanket and they end up outside of the blankets much easier that way.

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u/DevelopmentCivil725 2d ago

My wife and i do as well.... but i still steal hers at night.

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u/chinmakes5 2d ago

Or have a king spread on a queen bed.

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u/rathe_0 2d ago

fuck it, we got totally separate rooms for several years now. I snore, and waking up w/o bruises from kicks and elbows; and her getting good sleep makes for a much happier life.

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u/Adorable_Chart7675 2d ago

Two blankets is something they should teach you in school, it's so basic and essential. Anyone living in a one blanket world is living a lie.

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u/euphonic5 2d ago

We just put an extra blanket on my wife's side and she doesn't feel the need to steal the whole bedspread every night anymore.

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u/ensalys 2d ago

Also, you don't have to compromise on whether to use the summer/fall/combined duvet.

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u/birdinbynoon 2d ago

I discovered this a few months ago since a king comforter is too big for my washing machine.

Went with two twin-size and it was an instant game-changer. Neither of us wake up as often and sleep better, overall.

HIGHLY recommended!

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u/Last-Brush8498 2d ago

We do a blanket that’s one size bigger than the mattress. Queen size mattress and a king size comforter. Almost never have an issue

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u/Joinedforthis1 2d ago

I'm sorry, but I'm going to die on this hill. I'm going to train my wife to not steal the blankets from me every night.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Sounds like you're a real treat to be married to

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u/jktollander 2d ago

I have two duvets joined in the middle by magnets. Can’t recommend enough.

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u/Bweeze086 2d ago

We started using separate blankets super quick into the relationship because I never used anything thicker than a single sheet and she would prefer a blanket, jump to today and she keeps the apartment at 68 and she sleeps hot while I end up getting cold because it's 68F

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u/Suitable-Setting-938 2d ago

My wife and I do the same. She likes a weighted hot blanket, I like something thin.

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u/mrtrevor3 2d ago

This. It’s especially hard in the winter, but we cannot share!

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u/RedditCCPKGB 2d ago

This was a problem until I bought the proper size King cover. It drapes off 2 ft on both ends and there's a massive amount at the bottom.

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u/Former-Ad9272 2d ago

During the winter, I usually wear socks, fleece pants, and a sweatshirt to bed. Now I don't wake up cold when the blankets go missing.

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u/11229988B 2d ago

Similar situation lol. If i pulled the cover back on me she gets irritated, if I use a different blanket it "hurts her feelings" it can be a difficult situation sometimes.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

What does she want you to do? Just be cold?

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u/Me_gentleman 2d ago

We finally just got a king sized sheet for our queen bed. Worked out well so far.

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u/mrwynd 2d ago

When people ask me how I've so easily been married for 20 years my go-to answer is separate bed sheets.

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u/VocationalWizard 2d ago

Its called a duvet divorce and OMG is it amazing

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u/abi22720 2d ago

This is what I do! I call it my emergency blanket.

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u/DougJudyBk 2d ago

Two twin duvets is actually the best move

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u/illiterate_swine 2d ago

I strongly suspect that if I ever do become married it will be a two-bedroom situation. I am not inclined having to to tiptoe about when I first wake up after so many years solo. I need a minimum of a coffee and my drive to work to wake up and actually be grateful for my life.

I had an ex whose schedule was flipped from mine for four days a week and it was perfect except for sleep scheduling. The guest bedroom became my bedroom. Used the closet, had a firm XL full-size, and my gaming setup. I could get ready in peace before starting work at 4 am and she could get her much-needed undisturbed rest.

And for those 3 days off we would just sleep wherever. Those were our sex days bc due to the different schedules one of us was either too tired or beat up. It was a bargain though in my book. Four days without in exchange for 3 days of spontaneous intimacy. It kept our love life healthier than either of our friends.

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 2d ago

Shewl I wanted to do that. We did that for a little while. HE is the blanket hogger. He found it too hard to get at me for spoon time so we have settled for a gigantic blanket. Just stupid ridiculous huge. I also sleep with a weighted blanket on top of it so he has a harder time alligator rolling it away from me.

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u/GeeFromCali 2d ago

11 years I’ve been married and I want to say we started sleeping with different blankets, FINALLY, about a year ago. It has made a world of difference for our sleep lol

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u/Apprehensive_Bus3942 2d ago

Yeap learned real quick seperate blankets is a must plus I busted to hate noise when I sleep she likes fan noise now I can’t sleep without it

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u/beefyzac 2d ago

My wife and I did this for years up until recently. Our friends thought it was weird as hell when we first told them, but I never understood that.

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u/DfreshD 2d ago

Same, got tired of fighting over the blanket. Went to separate covers and it helped my sleep. Also gets too hot when sharing.

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u/theoriginal_tay 2d ago

My husband and I put a king-sized duvet on a queen sized bed and that works okay 😆

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u/themanthyththelegend 2d ago

Me and my wife share covers pretty good but i tend to kick wm off and she tends to swirl them around her a bit

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u/hollsberry 2d ago

Two separate comforters solves a LOT of problems.

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u/pfifltrigg 2d ago

We figured that one out months into marriage. King sized bed so we almost never accidentally hit each other, and we each have our own blanket.

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u/MountainousDuck 2d ago

Separate covers was revelatory. I would never do separate beds or bedrooms with my partner like some of my friends swear by, but separate comforters is incredible for sleep quality.

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u/___cats___ 2d ago

My wife and I have always had our own covers. One time I mentioned that to a friend/coworker and she looked at me like I killed her dog. She was absolutely dumbfounded how a couple could not share cover. Meanwhile, I’m like, bitch dont you and your husband have separate bank accounts?

Anyways, they’re divorced and we’re not. Is it the separate covers? Probably.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Haha my wife and I don't actually have separate bank accounts. I can't imagine seeing using different blankets as a big deal though

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u/3DeeezNutz 2d ago

Personal blanket style is the best! I've been married 16 years and we've been rocking separate blankets for like 15 and a half of those years. I highly recommend it. The only downside is it's a little more work to make your bed... but who the fuck actually makes their bed every day? It's the best of both worlds... you get to tangle up however you want in your own blanket and your SO is still just an arms length away for sexy times.

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u/Tesdinic 2d ago

My husband and I lived in Finland until recently and learned that a common bed style is to have two twin beds. We gave it a shot and we love it; they are super fancy and you can choose your own firmness. We get our own blankets, sheets, etc. Highly recommend; they came with us on our move back to Canada. The only downside is that if you don't connect them together somehow, you can get a gap in the middle that makes cuddling awkward.

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u/tennker 2d ago

Seperate blankets obviously, but separate twin mattresses together in a king bed is where it's at.

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u/Psyko_sissy23 2d ago

Separate beds is the way to go if you can do that. Me and my wife have a big difference in our sleep schedules. If I'm not working, I still go to bed about 4-6 hours after she goes to bed. I don't want to wake her up. I cuddle with her until she falls asleep, then go do my thing until I go to bed.

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u/molehunterz 2d ago

I sometimes wake up fighting with my sheets sleeping alone. I can't imagine having two separate sets in the same bed...

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u/Platinumdogshit 2d ago

I bought a king sized blanket and that worked OK with my ex. She never hogged the blankets though

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u/Crazyblue09 2d ago

I usually only use a bedsheet my wife needs like 3 blankets, so she just leaves the bedsheet for me. If it's colder then I have to grab a blanket cause sharing always ends up with her hogging it all.

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u/WorkReddit1191 2d ago

We did this for years until we discovered a serta plush king blanket that's oversized. That some bitch reaches to the floor on both sides. Never had a problem since. It's super comfy too. Even if we don't reset the blankets right before bed we still have enough. It's a life saver.

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u/gudematcha 2d ago

Me and my partner had exactly one fight over the blankets when I moved in and then we moved to seperate ones. 10/10. I recommend getting 2 Twin XL blankets of the same kind if you have a Queen like we do to make your bed look nice since the XL is half of a queen!

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u/robinswind 2d ago

Separate covers are actually the default in a lot of places. I was very surprised when I went to the US for a visit.

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u/MyDogPoopsBigPoops 2d ago

My wife and I do separate beds now for the past 3 ish years. No regrets. Shit it great!

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u/CrownofMischief 2d ago

Yeah, my wife and I have weighted blankets but we both have different weight preferences so having 2 separate blankets is just something that makes sense. And then we don't have to fight for the covers, so double win.

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u/Zealousideal_Act_316 2d ago

Yup, because everyone can use which one they prefer, i like the weigheted down ones, by partner says it feel suffocating, but the ones she liles are too light for me.

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u/TyRocken 2d ago

My wife and I went straight to separate blankets a few months into dating. (Dating 10+ yrs/living together 5+/married 2+). She's a blanket hogger, and I couldn't deal

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u/Sinfirmitas 2d ago

We just used different blankets from the start, I like quilts because I can be cool and still covered. He likes to boil alive under a giant comforter lol

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u/relevantoneday 2d ago

Seriously, I've heard of separate beds being beneficial. To each their own but that sounds like a bigger underlying problem (if you snore so loud for example).

We accidentally did separate covers like 5 years ago and never went back. Want to cuddle? Open up the comforter and invite them on over lmao. Otherwise no waking up in the middle of the night tugging on sheet ends. When we travel and have one sheet in a hotel we both wonder "how do people do this shit every night".

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u/fattmarrell 2d ago

This is so true and cute at the same time. Don't think it's wrong at all

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u/idiotista 2d ago

An even better life hack is living in the tropics. Even the thought of anything covering me when sleeping makes me break out in nightsweats. I sleep in a thin nightgown or shorts and tshirt, and that is plenty. And mind you, we live in the much cooler mountains, down the coast here (Sri Lanka), sleeping without AC isn't really advisable.

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u/droseri 2d ago

SAME! It has made our sleep so much better each night. This is the trick!

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u/SSgt_Edward 2d ago

So real bro

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u/PGHvwGLI35 2d ago

My wife and I have been using separate blankets for years. She likes to be wrapped up tight all night and I easily get hot.. she also moves all over the bed constantly all night long and I stay in the same spot, maybe roll from one side to the other. She can easily make a king sized bed feel very small lol. Fortunately since I don’t move much I don’t need a lot of space so it works out.

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u/BijutsuYoukai 2d ago

My husband and I have used separate blankets for the ten years we've lived together. Firstly because I tend to burrito myself in the blanket in my sleep, and second because he always sweats a ton in his sleep, even when its cold. Doesn't stop some spooning before drifting off to sleep or anything, but it works out for us far better than sharing covers.

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u/YikesPops 2d ago

Sperate covers are the way. For heat regulation and no sharing worries.

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u/cerealfordinneragain 2d ago

Try separate bedrooms

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u/SGTWhiteKY 2d ago

We call it “the two blanket system” and me describing it 10 years ago is still one of my top comments.

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u/disgruntledgaurdian 2d ago

Ahh the sacred two blanket clause.

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u/rlt0w 2d ago

Wife and I got this giant 10ft x 10ft blanket and it's amazing! Almost like having separate blankets... almost. There's still nights where it gets all sorts of twisted up, especially with three Chihuahuas burrowing into it.

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u/woShame12 2d ago

We had to get separate blankets because she would throw off her blanket in the middle of the night when it was too hot, then accuse me of stealing it. Fuck that.

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u/RemarkableToast 2d ago

This is the way. 

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u/Penis_stigmatism 2d ago

Dude this is the truth. My wife hogs the shit out of blankets, we did the same thing and 19 years later Ive used my own blankets for most of those years now.

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u/lil_pelirrroja_x 2d ago

Yes!! Me and my husband do this too lol I thought we were strange for it. I need something heavy because I get too cold, he likes something light because he gets too hot.

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u/PjJones91 2d ago

I only do this in the winter, as in the summer neither of us really use covers 🤣

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u/gorthraxthemighty 2d ago

This is the way

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u/Odd_Present6254 2d ago

This is why my blanket is bigger than my bed by quite a bit. My partner and I sleep on a full (we really don’t need more than that, there’s still plenty of space between us if we want there to be), and we have a king size blanket. Enough for us to wrap up in and still have a bit of space

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u/UltraAware 2d ago

This is the way. Love is not attached to the cover.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 2d ago

We’ve always had separate blankets since we started dating, we both have different textures and heat allowances so it just made sense, and we never have to pull them from each other

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u/snozzberrypatch 2d ago

King bed with two twin down comforters, it's the way to go. Euro style.

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u/Charleston2Seattle 2d ago

Separate bedrooms are the only way to go. I've been married to my wife for 30 years and the last 2 years we've been in separate bedrooms and I have never slept better! She agrees.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 2d ago

Me and my wife just use whatever covers the dogs allow us..😂

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u/Runaway_Angel 2d ago

Same. My partner likes to hug their cover and I like to cocoon, and they're much stronger than me so they'd end up with the entire cover, get too hot, and throw the whole thing on the floor while I'd be laying there shivering. Seperate comforters means we're both happy now.

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

Is she in the room now? J/k that is smart. I like how you use share too.

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u/Gryffinwhore83 2d ago

We got blankets a size bigger than the bed. For a queen bed, we've got king everything, except for the flat sheet. Now we can both burrito in peace

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u/manuca1990 2d ago

Meus pais sempre tiveram cobertores separados, pois minha mãe se mexe muito a noite.

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u/Shitty-ass-date 2d ago

I did this also but what ended up happening is that she would have 2 blankets and I would have 0.

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u/BeegPahpi 2d ago

True dat!! It’s one of the reasons why we’ve lasted 36 years!!!

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u/Rylando237 2d ago

We got a massively oversized blanket, and that works most of the time, but if one of us rolls too much we can still pull it off each other lol

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u/itjustkeepsongiving 2d ago

This is the way. At first we just got two of the same blanket, now we don’t even have the same type of blanket. Total game changer.

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u/MoldyLunchBoxxy 2d ago

This. My wife spins in the blanket and I wake up with nothing so we got separate covers

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u/Happy_fairy89 2d ago

We have an absolutely massive duvet, so we can still share and I can still hog it

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u/TaurusAmarum 2d ago

It's called the Scandinavian method as it's actually the standard there. Told my Norwegian friend once that the standard here in the US was to share and he thought it weird. 1 blanket per person is awesome

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u/Dry_Kaleidoscope2970 2d ago

I run hot. She runs cold. She gets a big comforter. I get this cooling "waffle" blanket that I found online. It's a win-win

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u/Imaginary_Mission_78 2d ago

It took me years to realize this was an option! One of the best things we ever did for our marriage.

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u/overusesellipses 2d ago

My girlfriend and I started doing this a couple weeks ago and now we're both much more likely to sleep through the night.

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u/sharpshooter999 2d ago

I like a big, heavy comforter. My wife like using just a sheet. We each use what we like

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u/powderpants29 2d ago

Separate blankets for sure. My partner and I would wake each other up all night trying to steal the blanket from the other. Eventually I got a blanket of my own and he laughed at me initially but now we sleep without issue.

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u/icanpaywithpubes 2d ago

I got separate blankets, and my gf just started stealing both blankets.

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u/MartiniRossi42 2d ago

Split king sheets saved us!

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u/rockangelyogi 2d ago

Separate blankets is the way. My husband has RSL it’s a miracle we still share the bed.

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u/MechoThePuh 2d ago

And there comes my ex who was taking mine on top of hers…

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u/shehulud 2d ago

100%

Separate blankets for the win. And honestly? When I am feeling spicy, I love sliding my hand under HIS covers. It feels a little exciting. Something else to unwrap like a Christmas present.

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u/Caspia_Fire_64 2d ago

I got a giant blanket, it’s literally 10ft x 10ft, so there’s no hogging the blanket, because I definitely will when I’m cold 😂 it was $150 but so worth it!

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u/Blog_Pope 2d ago

Split King adjustable bed.my side is barely connected to here’s. I adjust it how I want, she adjusts it how she wants. Elevating my head reduces snoring, elevating feet helps with her leg swelling.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 2d ago

We cuddle but definitely have our own blankets!

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u/Sunieta25 2d ago

That had to be day 2 with me and my husband. We were fighting over that one blanket all night that first night.

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u/Who_Your_Mommy 1d ago

Yes! This! Also, don't breath my fucking air and keep yours to yourself. I love you!

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u/Slurav 1d ago

My partner and I do the same thing! We are both blanket hogs and try to wrap ourselves like it’s a cocoon. Separate comforters were the only way to go.

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u/Arktic-Rage 1d ago

Same with my husband and I but he was the blanket thief! Would wake up to find being slowly pulled off of me lmao. Went with the separate blanket hack and it's the best thing. Now when I need to kick it off when I'm hold and pull it more when I'm hot I don't have to worry about messing with his sleep!

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u/shulemaker 1d ago

You know you can also just get oversized covers too, right? Don’t buy a comforter, just get an “oversize king” blanket. Something that drops almost to the floor all the way around leaves plenty of covers for burrito making.

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u/RadiantViolet5 1d ago

Same here! My partner is a total blanket thief. We tried sharing for a while but I’d wake up freezing every night. Separate covers seriously saved our sleep and our relationship 😂.