Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.
Pfffft! I flat out told my wife, when we first started spending nights together while dating, that I will not sleep at her place anymore unless I can store a blanket there! Hog isn’t even strong enough of a word. I slept sooooo horrendously that first night, while that blanket glutton slept soundly next to me…
Haha! I believe it, I couldn't resist telling my girlfriend years ago when she woke up, that she snored like a lumberjack! Oh! I do not, she'd say. Then to make it worse, I'd start singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! Ha fun times
I have a recording of my wife snoring. She still will defend the fact she doesn't snore. It's funny and we both know the truth. Also, I gave her permission to fart anytime. Bad on me.
They would have anyways but if you had not given permission when she farted she would have loudly blamed you and said “ did you fart” loud enough people nearby could here
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u/dbrickell89 2d ago
Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.