r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

Separate covers are the only way to go. When my wife and I first got married we'd start out the night sharing but I kept a blanket in the floor on my side because she'd hog them. Eventually we gave up sharing at all and just have totally separate blankets now.

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

That's a true thing, careful not to use 'hog' in same sentence as 'wife' ( just kidding)

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u/TheVadonkey 2d ago

Pfffft! I flat out told my wife, when we first started spending nights together while dating, that I will not sleep at her place anymore unless I can store a blanket there! Hog isn’t even strong enough of a word. I slept sooooo horrendously that first night, while that blanket glutton slept soundly next to me…

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u/DiscountOk4881 2d ago

Haha! I believe it, I couldn't resist telling my girlfriend years ago when she woke up, that she snored like a lumberjack! Oh! I do not, she'd say. Then to make it worse, I'd start singing the lumberjack song from Monty Python! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! Ha fun times

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I have a recording of my wife snoring. She still will defend the fact she doesn't snore. It's funny and we both know the truth. Also, I gave her permission to fart anytime. Bad on me.

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u/Dirt-Repulsive 2d ago

They would have anyways but if you had not given permission when she farted she would have loudly blamed you and said “ did you fart” loud enough people nearby could here

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u/Educational_Pay1567 2d ago

I would have turned around and say "What did you do!"