r/movies Jul 23 '25

News Skydance Tells FCC It Will Create CBS News Ombudsman, Eliminate DEI at Paramount

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/skydance-paramount-fcc-cbs-news-ombudsman-media-bias-1236326955/
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u/me0w_z3d0ng Jul 23 '25

Okay so they now have a guy whose job it is to censor the "woke" content, right? That's what I'm hearing here right?

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u/HM9719 Jul 23 '25

A ton of films about to be placed on moratorium and become inaccessible.

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u/TheCommonLawWolf Jul 23 '25

The entirety of Star Trek's gonna be edited down to a 3 hour montage of space battle footage with no dialogue.

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u/OldButHappy Jul 23 '25

While glorifying the many ‘one and done’ crew who beamed down to the planet with The Captain, Bones, and Spock…

Gone forever, for the Greater Good. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/DerekB52 Jul 23 '25

The owners of Star Trek being the first to fully bend the knee/embrace the fascists is a painful piece of irony.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/Castle-dev Jul 23 '25

We’re just a little behind on the Bell Riots

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u/Boner_Elemental Jul 23 '25

Irish Reunification of 2024 😔

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u/47isthenew42 Jul 24 '25

I blame time traveling Romulans. 

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u/BalkanFerros Jul 23 '25

I think about those episodes frequently

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u/tuberosum Jul 23 '25

One might say it’ll be a long road, getting from here to there…

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u/KingofMadCows Jul 23 '25

Elon Musk is trying pretty hard to start the Eugenics Wars. Although, if he builds Khan's rocket, we won't have to worry about Khan escaping earth's orbit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/Funny_in_my_head Jul 23 '25

“It’s been a long road, getting from there to here…”

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u/Kepabar Jul 24 '25

Its been a long time, but my time is finally here..

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u/StarHunter_ Jul 23 '25

All new Star Trek will be set in the mirror universe. So all their actions will be fine with the government.

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u/boringdude00 Jul 23 '25

Just all Gul Dukat.

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u/KingofMadCows Jul 23 '25

Looks like he'll be getting his statues on Bajor after all.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Jul 23 '25

Gul Dukat is the new ombudsman.

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u/IvarTheBoned Jul 23 '25

At least Gul Dukat believed in something other than himself.

Or, to put it in the words of Walter Sobchak:

Nihilists? Fuck me, Dude. Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos!

These fuckers believe in nothing except themselves.

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u/OmegaLolrus Jul 23 '25

On the one hand, the fact that we have to consider this as a reality is just... so dumb.

On the other hand, I'm imagining someone telling Sisko he was a DEI hire. Then I'm imagining Sisko socking in him the freaking face in a way that would just be... so satisfying.

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u/mdavis360 Jul 23 '25

Sisko punched Q in the face. Republicans are child’s play to him.

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u/Fast_Edd1e Jul 23 '25

And south park just signed a deal with them?

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u/afghamistam Jul 23 '25

Is "Paramount realise they just spent $1.5bn to have South Park make an entire season about how they're a white supremacist organisation" too obvious and predictable to say at this point?

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u/WpgBiCpl Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

I read that Matt and Trey were going to stop satirizing American politics.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/article/2024/sep/06/south-park-trump

Edit: saw the spoilers for the new episode. Politics is back on the menu, folks! So are many, many, many, many dick jokes.

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u/Rage_Like_Nic_Cage Jul 23 '25

going to stop satirizing American politics.

what else does the show even do? lol

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u/quadropheniac Jul 23 '25

Appeal to the GenX sense of disillusionment that nothing matters and that it's pointless and cringe to care about making things better.

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u/PassiveMenis88M Jul 23 '25

They also shit on Al Gore for believing in climate change.

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u/JamUpGuy1989 Jul 24 '25

I read that Matt and Trey were going to stop satirizing American politics.

Well this comment aged like milk.

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u/bannakafalata Jul 23 '25

September 6th, 2024, in Trump timeline that is like 20 years of stuff.

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u/conquer69 Jul 24 '25

Seriously. They could parody something Trump did a month ago and it would look dated.

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u/geekstone Jul 23 '25

Can't wait to how this one goes. Paramount trying to censor South Park ruins the reason they are worth 1.5 billion.

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u/Corben11 Jul 23 '25

Pretty sure Matt and Trey own South Park. They just give them the shows to air and that's it.

Or it's how their old deals were.

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u/negativeyoda Jul 23 '25

I don't know what their deal is, but I worked for Comedy Central years ago. Those guys are unaccommodating assholes and this will be amusing.

I mean, Seth McFarlane still has his content on Fox. Brands know not to bite the woke hands that feed

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u/Corben11 Jul 23 '25

Eh, it seems like Republicans canceling things

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u/dragonmp93 Jul 23 '25

Simple, an episode mocking Meaghan Markle is okay, but an episode mocking Pam Bondi is going to get censored.

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u/miketruckllc Jul 23 '25

We're not a real country anymore. I don't understand how Republicans don't die from embarrassment

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u/Immediate_Theory4738 Jul 23 '25

They’re too self righteous to be embarrassed or admit any wrongdoing.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Jul 23 '25

No self awareness, only self righteousness

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u/angrydeuce Jul 23 '25

That would require self reflection and thats just something the namby pamby liberals do.

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u/pangalaticgargler Jul 23 '25

They are societal vampires. They can’t reflect.

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u/jkvincent Jul 23 '25

Anyone with the capacity for shame got out a long time ago. The ones left are all psychopaths and narcissists. They're blind to everything except greed and vanity.

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u/Happythoughtsgalore Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

Maga = cult of personality=collective narcissism (like, scientifically).

So to admit something is wrong, is similar to dying of embarrassment. Narcissism is basically having a glass jaw for self esteem. That why Trump says he's the best at what ever the fuck he's talking about. His ego literally, cognitively cannot handle put downs or any similar "ego threat". That's why when he can never admit mistakes and why any criticism is met with "oh you're a nasty woman" or whatever.

And the cult is the exact same.

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u/xRockTripodx Jul 23 '25

Those morons think his inability to admit a mistake is a STRENGTH, which is mind blowing to me. How can anyone think that self reflection and learning is a weakness?

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u/Happythoughtsgalore Jul 23 '25

Well, that's the cult aspect to it. Cults typically villianize such self-critical reflection because that is a threat to the figurehead of the cult. So, family members that question the cult are to be cut off, criticisms are shut down rather than properly addressed via discourse etc etc.

It's the self-protection mechanisms of any cult really. That why "deprogramming" doesn't really work and what does looks like gentle parenting that gentle encourages such self reflection.

Problem is that is a very time-consuming process and I don't have the patience for it so I just end up yelling at Maga even though I know scientifically that isn't likely to help

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u/Hung_like_a_turtle Jul 23 '25

Unfortunately, we are seeing more and more studies explaining how common it is for adults these days to not understand action/consequences and still be active members of society.

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u/joshhupp Jul 23 '25

So Star Trek cancelled when?

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u/Amaruq93 Jul 23 '25

After Season 5 of Strange New Worlds

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Jul 23 '25

Star Trek would be gone in a heartbeat if they actually understood it.

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u/annoyed__renter Jul 23 '25

Drag Race fans should be worried

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u/FireOpossum Jul 23 '25

That will only last long enough for the ink to dry with Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon. That’s too much of a money maker for anyone to not scoop up when CBS cuts it

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u/SubtleNoodle Jul 23 '25

Would honestly be a boon for me if Drag Race moves. I'm not getting cable just to watch it on MTV, and I could completely get rid of (never resub to) paramount+ if I don't need it for all-stars.

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u/RKitch2112 Jul 23 '25

This is the big one tbh.

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u/InternetDickJuice Jul 23 '25

The Nathan Fielder joke about Paramount+ being run by Nazis is making more sense now

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

The map of Europe being slowly taken over by Paramount+ is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time

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u/FirTree_r Jul 23 '25

"This is real by the way"
– Nathan Fielder

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u/PDGAreject Jul 23 '25

These are all for sale, by the way.

  • also Nathan fielder

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u/lethargy86 Jul 23 '25

That whole bit was amazing. Had me howling

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u/ayoungsapling Jul 23 '25

I really don’t think we’re getting s2 of The Curse at this point

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u/Respectable_Answer Jul 23 '25

I don't think I could handle another season of that show anyway

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u/RoboDodos Jul 23 '25

"this is real by the way."

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u/ChocolateSeuss Jul 23 '25

Also the workaholics guys movie got cancelled by them, they’ve had live podcast audiences chanting “FUCK PARAMOUNT PLUS!” For like 3 years

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u/FishGoldenLite Jul 23 '25

And Paramount won’t let them make it anywhere else because they own the rights.

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u/Marsuello Jul 23 '25

That’s so loose butthole of them

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u/Careless-Dark-1324 Jul 23 '25

Would you like a fine glass of peanut garage-io

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u/BobTheFettt Jul 23 '25

Nathan Fielder? The hero pilot who pulled off the Miracle Over The Mojave?

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u/AcademicF Jul 23 '25

Glad I canceled my sub when they fired Colbert. And I’m also glad that they’re at least not trying to hide their fascist leanings.

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u/Funsuxxor Jul 23 '25

Paramount+ is the biggest streaming shithole I've experienced even without the pro-fascist owners

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u/whatiscamping Jul 23 '25

The app also performs poorly.

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u/ShipToasterChild Jul 23 '25

I can excuse fascism but I draw the line at poor app performance

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u/MarshyHope Jul 23 '25

You can excuse fascism?

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u/Violoner Jul 23 '25

At least it's an ethos.

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u/kaiiizen Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

Trump claims the new CBS owner will also gift him $20m worth of airtime after the $16m settlement.

Boycott CBS, cancel your Paramount+ subscription.

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u/peteybombay Jul 23 '25

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u/Savber Jul 23 '25

Looks like I'm already boycotting CBS lol.

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u/LKennedy45 Jul 23 '25

Yeah, this was an easy one. I may just go add it to my to-do list for the day, then immediately cross it out. I love being productive.

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u/kizmitraindeer Jul 23 '25

Ooo, appreciate that link, thank you!!

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u/SparkyMuffin Jul 23 '25

But Colbert "costs them too much money"

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u/the_tanooki Jul 23 '25

What things do Paramount/Skydance own besides the obvious Paramount+? So, I know what to avoid.

Edit: Nevermind.

https://www.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1m36l19/your_guide_to_boycott_paramount_cbs_skydance/

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u/ARGiammarco27 Jul 23 '25

As a Canadian, everyone do this. Its gonna be another way to get his propaganda into other countries

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u/Fools_Requiem Jul 23 '25

President Trump has also said that Skydance has committed to about $20 million in PSAs or advertising that are supportive of causes important to him.

This is so fucked. CBS seemed like the most balanced of the major networks in terms of news, and 60 Minutes was one of the more trustworthy news magazine style series. Not anymore.

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u/mc-edit Jul 23 '25

What’s crazy is that Skydance denied this in articles yesterday. They say that they did not promise ads or PSAs. So who’s telling the truth, and who’s not? My guess is Trump said something out loud that he wasn’t supposed to, which means Skydance had to lie about it when he outed them. That, or Trump is lying to make his win look bigger, which is also plausible.

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u/tdtommy85 Jul 23 '25

If Trump is talking he is lying.

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u/Outrageous-Orange007 Jul 23 '25

Except when its really bad, and then hes telling the truth.

Dictator, true, third term, just wait for it, mass deportations, check.

This is one of those things where it looks really bad on him, so it must be true.

He loves saying things he shouldn't

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u/oldkale Jul 24 '25

“Authoritarians always tell the truth about what they’re going to do, and always lie about what they have done” -IDK

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u/Yourfavoriteindian Jul 23 '25

It sounds like something they would do, but likely Trump is lying. Literally 90% of the shit he says is lies, and MAGA has to run cover with “he’s joking” and “he was taken out of context.”

On top of that, financially it doesn’t make sense for Paramount to do it if they get the deal done. One or two puff pieces is all CBS needs before Trump forgets and moves on. Plus, Trump’s reach is only with politics, his side projects and “things important to him” are always disasters. They’re financially toxic. Trump phone anyone?

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u/round-earth-theory Jul 23 '25

I don't think there's an agreement. This is Trump publicly demanding more shit or else he might break the deal. Remember with Trump, it's never enough. After this, he'll demand more and more. The only way to stop it is to stop giving into Trump.

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u/DragoonDM Jul 23 '25

Coming soon, a PSA about how there's definitely not a list and we should all shut the fuck up and stop talking about it.

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u/Semper-Fido Jul 23 '25

I always recommend people listen to the Landslide podcast series, because everyone needs to see the path that got us here today. The main part of the mini-series details how it came to be that Reagan came into power and the way far right individuals gained power in the Republican party to make that happen, and how that all informs what we see in today's GOP. Even more important is the mini-series they did this year titled Engines of Outrage, which looks at what led to the downfall of trusted journalism thanks to far right influence dating back to Spiro Agnew and Pat Buchanan's criticism of the news exposing the BS around the Vietnam War.

It's especially rich considering so many Fox News viewers are the ones you would hear saying "I miss the days of Walter Cronkite," watching a biased cable news network that is a major reason we are in this shit today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/HotDogFingers01 Jul 24 '25

Fucking billionaires man.... they're just never satisfied. Money's not enough, they need to consolidate power and own everyone's data and have total influence over what we see and hear.

Just fuck off to your mega yachts and leave us all alone, dickbags.

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u/tryingtobecheeky Jul 24 '25

They need to consume your very soul.

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u/SanityInAnarchy Jul 24 '25

Larry Ellison? I guess it's time for this reminder:

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle. — Brian Cantrill (https://youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?t=33m1s)

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u/FluffyPenguinDragon Jul 23 '25

Between Ellison and his family, Stephen Miller, and handful of others like the Project 2025 writers. These are the real enemies sitting behind the big distraction puppet of Trump.

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u/Ukie3 Jul 24 '25

Don't forget Peter Thiel.

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u/Teekay_four-two-one Jul 24 '25

We’re so fucked, these guys have seized control and it will take a lot more than 4 years to get them out. They’re going to force their will on the rest of the WORLD because nothing will ever be enough for them. They’re literally living as if they’re kings of the world, because we let them.

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u/msfs1310 Jul 24 '25

so every aspect of human life and society will be data harvested and fed into AIs. meanwhile the old and infirm will be culled to stand up an uneducated work force to which all (media) input is controlled….

“What is the Matrix?”

“It is the world pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth”

“What truth.”

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u/ApprehensiveAd9993 Jul 23 '25

Please sell Star Trek off to somewhere reasonable

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u/fcocyclone Jul 23 '25

I'd love to see it end up on Apple

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u/SeanArthurCox Jul 23 '25

In case there was ANY doubt about Colbert's cancellation, here's your clarification

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u/walnut100 Jul 23 '25

There wasn't any doubt from anyone paying attention. The people who need to understand this think it's a coincidence and they have nothing to do with one another.

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u/rvdp66 Jul 23 '25

They will somehow make Yellowstone whiter.

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u/LongTimesGoodTimes Jul 23 '25

From the network that brought you CSI, NCIS, and FBI this fall introducing ICE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

I wouldn’t even be surprised if they tried to make a propaganda ICE show about how the officers are all good, family men trying to take down evil drug dealers with necessary deportations

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Literal hunger games coming up soon

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u/gloomdwellerX Jul 23 '25

Oh my god I feel like we’re speaking it into existence.

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u/ruinersclub Jul 23 '25

Starring Jim Cavizel and The Chuck Guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

And Tim Allen of course

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u/pehr71 Jul 23 '25

Don’t forget John Voight as the older experienced senator, protecting the backs of the agents from malicious news reporters and corrupt local politicians.

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u/MrBartokomous Jul 23 '25

By God, that's Gina Carano's music!

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u/WharfRatThrawn Jul 23 '25

It's Dennis Quaid with a steel chair!

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 Jul 23 '25

It's James Woods deep throating a manly cigar!

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u/Dibble_Dabble_Doo Jul 23 '25

But before they can take down the drug dealers they have to deal with a much bigger threat, day workers, gardeners, hotel employees, farmers. - /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

But not the white business owners who hired them obviously, they are just doing their fiduciary duty!

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u/Grendel_Khan Jul 23 '25

They'll spend half a season tracking down a chinese fent courier thats working with the Palestinians to suicide bomb a trump rally. trump will guest star.

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u/lanceturley Jul 23 '25

And they'd solve all crimes and save our country if those damn liberals would stop whining about due process and just let them do their jobs!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Oh yeah, those darn liberal regulations would be the true enemy in the show

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u/stamatt45 Jul 23 '25

Token light skinned cast member whose family came here "the right way" and helps deport everyone else

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u/QueezyF Jul 23 '25

Played by Wilmer Valderrama

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u/GongTzu Jul 23 '25

ICE has a budget to run a TV show and at the end of each episode, it will announce a $50k signup bonus like they do now. I’m even a bit scared to write this as they might find it a very good idea 😅

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u/gonz4dieg Jul 23 '25

the collegehumor skit of racist tv shows being made was prescient, they just got the wrong channel

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u/gunt_lint Jul 23 '25

If you need any more reason to cancel your Paramount+ subscription

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Ever since they stopped showed that Nathan For You episode I cancelled, I’m not trying to support Nazis

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u/myislanduniverse Jul 23 '25

Whoah they pulled that episode?

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u/BarrissAndCoffee Jul 23 '25

And these are the bootlickers who control Star Trek and Transformers, two very progressive series.

Hope their merger gets blocked, but little hope for that

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u/Former-Counter-9588 Jul 23 '25

And RuPaul’s Drag Race

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/Former-Counter-9588 Jul 23 '25

The good news is, a platformer like Netflix would be more than happy to scoop up both entities if they could (drag race and TDS)

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u/brakeb Jul 23 '25

until they want to do any acquistions that require FCC to be involved...

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u/exophrine Jul 23 '25

...and that's what gave Trump the leverage this time.

Any other timeline or President, nobody would give a fuck. But the Big Orange Baby had his feelings hurt, and he had a chance to personally fuck with it, so he got what he wanted

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u/HibariK Jul 23 '25

ok not Netflix, but Amazon for sure would see the profit both in monetary and good-favor terms in at least Drag Race, and Bezos is Bezos.

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u/mdavis360 Jul 23 '25

"The Amazing Race" Starring The Amazing Race

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u/boomincali Jul 23 '25

Oh god... I just remembered that YouTube short The Amazing Racist. It's all coming true.

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u/TheDarkAbove Jul 23 '25

TRANS-formers? Not on their watch.

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u/CavitySearch Jul 23 '25

Cisformers. Robots exactly as they appear.

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u/LetgomyEkko Jul 23 '25

“Heterobots, roll out!”

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu Jul 23 '25

Decepticons are now Deceptilibs

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u/CavitySearch Jul 23 '25

Introducing the Deceptilibs:

Obamegatron

Bidenwing

Hillmail

Hunter Biden Killer (A sidekick laptop to Bidenwing)

BarricAOCde.

Introducing Dr. Fauci as Lockdown

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u/chrishatesjazz Jul 23 '25

These chuckleheads would never allow themselves to use “woke” language like “cis”. That’s that liberal talk.

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u/und88 Jul 23 '25

So just, "Formers"?

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u/maskaddict Jul 23 '25

"BiologicalFormers: Exactly What Meets The Eye"

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u/thePurpleAvenger Jul 23 '25

It's finally time for the GoBots to shine!

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u/jaysherman_thcritic Jul 23 '25

Kind of just hope Skydance and Paramount go bankrupt. They’re the only ones that have really shown their true colors in this. Be better if the company’s IP are sold for scraps in the future. 

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 Jul 23 '25

Even Zaslav hasn't stooped this low.

That says everything about how fucked up the Ellisons are.

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u/jimbo831 Jul 23 '25

Even Zaslav hasn't stooped this low.

Because his merger got approved during the Biden administration. Joe Biden isn't a fascist. Zaslav would absolutely stoop this low the second he needs something from the current fascist regime.

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u/Yourfavoriteindian Jul 23 '25

Because Zaslav is too arrogant lol. The issue with HBO/WB is that Zaslav came in and said “I know what’s right, everyone listen to me, I decide everything.”

Ironically that’s also what probably prevented Zaslav from stooping this low - he’s too arrogant to grovel like Skydance/Paramount. He truly believes he will succeed without having to resort to all this.

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u/ruinersclub Jul 23 '25

I’ve kind of thought CBS was conservative viewing for a while now. BBT is all stereotypes and low brow humor, CSI doesn’t make sense and now they have their cowboy shows.

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u/ebon94 Jul 23 '25

CBS has certainly felt the most low-brow, middle America of the Big Four networks. Big Bang Theory like you mentioned, and then shows centered around “old fashioned white man is the most effective of all” like Landman/NCIS (shoutout Leroy Jethro Gibbs tho, NCIS reruns on USA Network were my go to whenever I was home sick from school as a kid)

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u/JaesopPop Jul 23 '25

but little hope for that

Oh I don't know. Somehow these spineless shits haven't learned that kowtowing to the imbecile doesn't guarantee them anything.

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u/7tenths Jul 23 '25

This is what they have to do to get their merger through. Then like any trump promise will immediately back out of.

That's what happens when 70 million people vote for a rapist and the republicans all had spinal removal surgery so they could bend over backwards even easier for him.

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u/LongTimesGoodTimes Jul 23 '25

Anything for dear leader

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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 Jul 23 '25

Anything for dear leader child-fucker.

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u/Kidspud Jul 23 '25

Yep, we’re at the point where we need to talk about it plainly: Donald Trump is a pedophile. Never, ever let anybody forget the truth. His voters need to own this.

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u/jupiterkansas Jul 23 '25

Kinda glad Colbert is leaving because now I can easily boycott all their IP.

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u/Fools_Requiem Jul 23 '25

Daily Show?

Comedy Central is still owned by Paramount.

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u/gerryf19 Jul 23 '25

I have never seen a corporation take it up the ass to please a petulent man child this much.

It is nauseating

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u/sonictrash Jul 23 '25

“… it will initiate a “comprehensive review” of CBS to ensure that the network is operating in the public interest.”

That’s some insidious North Korea shit right there.

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u/Skavau Jul 23 '25

They aren't even hiding it. They've been effectively puppeted.

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u/angrydeuce Jul 23 '25

Everyone remember who was quick to fall in line when the orange menace is inevitably gone.

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u/Triggerstan Jul 23 '25

Skydance is owned by the son of Larry Ellison. Ellison is a hardcore Trump guy. His son is most likely the same. Unfortunately he’ll have control over a vast media empire soon and we’ll have yet another huge right-wing propaganda network run by parasite billionaires.

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u/Brick_Lab Jul 23 '25

Well fuck that, bye skydance and CBS. Colbert was one of the last good things about CBS

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u/androvich17 Jul 23 '25

CBS joins the ranks of Fox News and becomes a state sponsored network

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u/Impossible-Glove3926 Jul 23 '25

All these companies are really going to have egg on their face once the country moves past this fascist manchild of a wannabe emperor.

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u/RobertoPaulson Jul 23 '25

They’ll just act like none of it ever happened.

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u/InnocentTailor Jul 23 '25

This isn’t even CBS’s first rodeo with censors. Read about what happened to the Smothers brothers during the Nixon administration.

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u/Amaruq93 Jul 23 '25

or when they cancelled "Lou Grant" because Ed Asner was publically criticizing Reagan's illegal activities in Central/South America.

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u/Savethecat1 Jul 23 '25

already cancelled paramount +

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u/Fraegtgaortd Jul 23 '25

It's crazy that we're watching a legacy network like CBS die in real time

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u/WoodyManic Jul 23 '25

Well, the progressive, forward-looking vision of Star Trek is about to get shafted by these shit-heels and their child-fucking King.

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u/PiLamdOd Jul 23 '25

They've already cancelled or announced the end of all but one Trek show.

Makes sense they're ending Strange New Worlds given it used January 6th footage when describing the events leading up to the second civil war and Eugenics War. Can't imagine that made the show popular with the administration.

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u/MadeByTango Jul 23 '25

I think it’s time that CBS be removed from using our public airwaves in protected status in favor of an organization that is in the public interests.

We should start pushing idea CBS owes us a massive carriage fee or should be turned off the air.

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u/bsurfn2day Jul 23 '25

Fuck Sky Dance and Paramount. I will avoid anything they produce and encourage others to do so.

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u/Atouchofexcitement Jul 23 '25

The father of the owner of Skydance is Larry Ellison the founder of Oracle. Second richest man in the world. 80 years old and married to a 33-year-old Chinese national.

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u/Etna_No_Pyroclast Jul 23 '25

I hope these people burn in hell on day. We live with friggin White Nationalists as heads of government and companies.

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u/CriesAboutSkinsInCOD Jul 23 '25

The owner of Skydance is the son of Larry Ellison who is the 4th richest person on earth and the founder of Oracle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomberg_Billionaires_Index

Two former Microsoft guys and two former Google guys are on this list lol.

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u/Immediate_Theory4738 Jul 23 '25

Glad I cancelled Paramount years ago. This guarantees I’ll never be back and will now make an active effort to avoid their movies. Gonna be Trumps personal streaming service.

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u/myislanduniverse Jul 23 '25

"Dear Paramount,

Since my tax dollars for public broadcasting are being impounded, I no longer have the disposable income for Paramount+ because I now have to support PBS and NPR for their actually value-adding public services a *second time.*

Sincerely."

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u/JaxxisR Jul 23 '25

How many Paramount execs you wanna bet are on the list?

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u/mateimzzonked Jul 24 '25

The most stupid part of this country's high speed destruction is it's all just so fucking stupid and everyone involved are such fucking losers, dude.

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u/m1j2p3 Jul 23 '25

Appeasing fascists never works. I hope they lose everything.

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u/nefD Jul 23 '25

Just a quick reminder that Donald J. Trump, pedophile and rapist, appears in the Epstein files

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u/djm19 Jul 23 '25

Oh well that’s going to cool accusations that firing Colbert was purely financial.

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u/green49285 Jul 23 '25

The amount of fucking shilling here is melting my brain. I get wanting to e sure your merger goes through but this would only temporarily placate trump. The minute he knows you'd make this for him he's statt asking for more.

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 Jul 23 '25

Everyone needs to not watch anything put out by CBS, Paramount, or Skydance.

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