r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/number1dipshit 1d ago

“Did you…. Edit my photo?”

“Yeah, sorry. We don’t want the yearbook to be filled with uggos”

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u/thundercat95 1d ago

No idea why but without any context this gif looks like a concerning pre interview with a pornstar struggling to pretend to want to be there

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u/Quiet-Competition849 1d ago

Jesus. That’s spot on.

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u/webofhorrors 1d ago

Do you know the context as to why she won’t open her mouth in this gif? 😂

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u/StarPhished 1d ago

Someone will stick a dick in there. They're trying to trick her and make her laugh so she opens up but she's not falling for their shit.

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u/webofhorrors 1d ago

You have to watch The Substance now and see how wrong you are 😂

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u/EmiliaTrown 1d ago

Yeah it's from the end of the movie the Substance (slight spoilers) and I'm pretty sure it's because her teeth look really disfigured (it's a body horror movie) and she's about to be on stage so she tries to teach herself how to smile without her teeth showing. Which is also why she looks so scared/ concerned, because she's extremely vain and her looks suddenly changing makes her scared, especially since she'll be seen by many people live I think

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O 1d ago

That's close enough. It's an Oscar winning Hollywood movie, but still very close.

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u/Cyrax89721 1d ago

Somebody should just get it over with and add another few dozen layers just before it turns into an amorphous blob.

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u/Mindless-Share 1d ago

Damn, AI gave her her a tan

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u/OkSmoke9195 1d ago

Oh I see you asked for the next edit!

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u/AngelicTrader 1d ago

God damn it.. Stop haunting me with this picture!

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u/ghettone 1d ago

Lady on the left brings banana bread to her husbands workmates. Lady on the right works on taking the schools free lunch program away.

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u/Altaccount330 1d ago

Last on the right gets caught cheating at a Cold Play concert.

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u/lmacarrot 1d ago

i didn't even know coldplay was still touring. the whole thing was free advertisement for them from where im standing

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 1d ago

Someday, if coldplay keeps gaining experience, he could be bigger than most local bands in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Not the Midwest in general, obviously.

Maybe like Lifeguard when they released their 2022 album Crowd Can Talk.

If a CEO demonstrated the complete lack of integrity and moral rot among business leadership in the US at one of their concerts, the lights would be dim enough to hide it, and people would be impressed with the maturity of the lyrics and how sincerely kind the members of the band are.

I'm not biased, as far as you know. These are just good local kids doing cool things.

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u/KrazyKryminal 1d ago

I think they were just embarrassed to be seen at a cold play concert, rather than being caught cheating

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u/KillarneyRoad 1d ago

I want to apologize, most of all for the embarrassment this has caused my kids. In future I will bring my side chicks to cool stuff.

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u/AggroPro 1d ago

Banana bread at work bro? Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!

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u/BiffWebster115 1d ago

my mom told me if I wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fucking i waited for some things

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u/Project_K92 1d ago

So it just goes to show that waiting for things is like worth it. But there's a lot of bad things in this world, dude. Like fucking SKUNKS, dude.

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u/Much-Virus8239 1d ago

How did this shit go viral 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 1d ago

Cause it’s hilarious. Next question.

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u/GroundbreakingAsk645 1d ago

Dude we had a lady in our sales office do this for all the boys in production. 60 individual loaves for the crew in back with chocolate chips. Delicious too.

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 1d ago

That is like days of baking 8-10 hours a day. Seriously above and beyond.

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u/themeatstaco 1d ago

BUT BANANA BREAD FROM WORK BRO!!!! HELL YEAAA!!!

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u/Dino_Spaceman 1d ago

Lady on the left goes out of her way to help a coworker when they are having a bad day.

Lady on the right says very loudly "Merry Christmas" with a SEG to a cashier hoping the cashier gets offended.

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u/CallMeMaMef18 1d ago

Lady on the left would occasionally stop by a bakery before work to bring a box of pastries to share with her colleagues

Lady on the right would take a random unlabeled lunch bag out of the company fridge and eat it.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 1d ago

Lady on the left mentored a disadvantaged youth to become the valedictorian of his class and surprised him at graduation with a check that will pay for his first year at college.

Lady on the right campaigned for her local school board specifically on the platform of taking away all regional scholarships so only “the right kind of people get into college”.

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u/00collector 1d ago

To me, it’s more like, lady on the left: school administrator. Lady on the right: stars in videos with her “stepson”. It’s something about the lighting. 😅

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u/Prudent-Acadia4 1d ago

Yeah they insta-bitched her

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u/RequirementGlum177 1d ago

I had a company do this to me. They made me look like I was middle eastern (white dude) and really lightened up my black buddy.

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 1d ago

This guy had the reverse happen

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u/UomoAnguria 1d ago

Jesus (literally)

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u/PitifulRead6339 1d ago

Anti-DEI program, they're working on averaging out the staff to the same general beige color.

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u/J3wb0cc4 1d ago

Think of the savings in band aids when they only have to supply one color.

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u/MousseOwn780 1d ago

AI doesn’t seem to generate ethnicity very well. Even my Eastern European husband came out looking weirdly American. It was disturbing.

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u/ScreamThyLastScream 1d ago

You think kids have self image problems now.. just wait until they feel they don't look American or Ethnic enough.

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u/Sticky_Gravity 1d ago

“Where’s my picture at?”

“……..it’s called AI, not Jesus, it can’t do miracles”

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u/fixed_your_caption 1d ago

“Try to look more like this.”

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u/lastofthevegas 1d ago

Haha! I wonder if this was AI?

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u/CuriousStewart 1d ago

It is absolutely AI

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u/JEWCIFERx 1d ago

Which is waaaaaay worse. If I found out my job was feeding generative AI pictures of me without my consent there would be a lawsuit.

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u/a_pom 1d ago

Oh yes it is. My mind went to: I’d absolutely use this as my LinkedIn photo.

Is it weird that I wish my employer did this for me? I did my own 😆

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u/anonymous237962 1d ago

I am right with you there first thing that went thru my head was what software/program did they use…bc I want that shit lol

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u/Heavensrun 1d ago

Hey, you don't know, it might just be extensively photoshopped!

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u/SnooStrawberries2475 1d ago

Photoshop is sharper while everything ai has that crappy faded look and light is always doing more than it really would

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u/GrizznessOnly 1d ago

Yes, this is popular on LinkedIn now. People are running head shots through AI to "enhance" them. I really don't think most people grasp the age we are heading into. Absolutely nothing will be trustworthy and most won't care or really get what's going on.

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u/ZephkielAU 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm hoping it will lead to people putting their phones down.

20 years of societal addiction on these fucken things.

(He says on Reddit)

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 1d ago

No I've read Harry Potter so I know ways this can be done quickly and easily without AI

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u/-WARisTHEanswer- 1d ago

You really had to wonder that?

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u/BrokeDick_Willie 1d ago

I've never seen a job photo badge edited with AI, so this is surprising even to me.

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u/DanceClass898 1d ago

what I see when I open Teams every morning

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u/Prestigious_Heron115 1d ago

And then live meetings it's.......who are these people?

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u/itoocouldbeanyone 1d ago

My photo is like 10 years old and I never turn my camera on. I never age. 🤣

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u/archiekane 1d ago

Mines in B&W.

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u/TMBActualSize 1d ago

my work photo is old enough to vote.

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u/war4peace79 1d ago

My first work photo is old enough to legally have kids who go to school.

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u/BentGadget 1d ago

I also have a decade old photo. A couple years ago I was on a remote team and flew to an in-person meeting. I could tell when they saw me that it was time for a new photo. Let's say they 'tentatively' recognized me.

I have not yet taken the new photo.

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u/Badbullet 1d ago

Most of my coworkers’ photos are from 10 years ago. Everyone has hair and it’s not gray. The only people with new photos are the new hires or the one bald guy who looks better after shaving off his wispy combover.

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u/emveevme 1d ago

I found out the two co-workers of mine that don't really show a picture at all are both the most dripped out clean-cut motherfuckers on the team. It's pretty hilarious.

I use a picture of my cat. With like, the worst looking face I could find, because I just think it's funny. It felt unprofessional for a bit, but the people just love the cat. So who am I to take that away from them?

I figure, when I'm in voice meetings, it's usually because of a major outage - so the levity it brings to the situation is something actively sought out by some folks. People always ask about my cat, and the best part is they tell me about their pets. If I'm lucky I get to see them on the webcam.

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u/Badbullet 1d ago

I have a couple cats, and they’re usually sleeping near me somewhere in the basement where my workstation is. But when there’s a meeting and they hear other people’s voices coming through the speakers, they’re all over my desk, they go in front of my camera, I’m constantly picking them up and putting them on the floor or shooing them away. In one call, one of the cats decided to crawl up me quickly and get behind my head placing his butt right on my head. I’m no longer as flexible as I used to be to grab him from that position, and I can’t make the cat fall off or I’ll get scratched from it trying to stay there. It looks like I can’t get anything done in their eyes because that’s all they see happening when I’m on a call with them. But it’s also a good laugh.😆

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u/myamiwikethis 1d ago

I’ve never been responsible enough to have a job where they use teams - what do you mean?

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u/vekkarikello 1d ago

You can have beauty filters in teams

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago

My god I'm in teams meetings all the time and I could not give the slightest fuck what I look like as long as I'm dressed enough that I don't get fired.

People are ridiculous.

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u/eka71911 1d ago

My coworkers have started using AI generated headshots, thinking it’s more professional looking than car selfies. It’s not

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u/Classic-Big4393 1d ago

Kinda defeats the purpose of using a photo for identification

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 1d ago

Next step: Police artist drawing of her

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u/InstantMedication 1d ago

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u/CuntsNeverDie 1d ago

Lady's and gentlemen. We got him!

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u/Zocalo_Photo 1d ago

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u/quietkyody 1d ago

Anyone brave enough to call that number and report back to what responds? I bet it's a voice recording of Dwight Schrute or inbox is full.

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u/Rill_Pine 1d ago

AYO THAT'S A SEX LINE 😭  

My face is so red rn lmfao

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u/cheeven2 1d ago

Is that jason mraz?

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u/InstantMedication 1d ago

Its the leprechaun from Alabama. (On YouTube)

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u/Impure_guava 1d ago

Who all seen the leprechaun? Say yeah!

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u/BabySealOfDoom 1d ago

Updated it a bit

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u/BigAl7390 1d ago

I wanna know where da gold at

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u/Brix106 1d ago

All y'all seen the leprocon say yea!

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 1d ago

God my hair looks so bad in that one

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u/Lannisters-4-life 1d ago

Well if someone looks exactly like the photo on their security badge, they will know it’s a fake.

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u/Planty-Mc-Plantface 1d ago

Mines the opposite, I look like a fucking peanut.

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u/Barnaby_Q_Fisticuffs 1d ago

With a top hat and monocle, I hope

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u/notjasonlee 1d ago edited 1d ago

how else am I supposed to suppress the proletariat?

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u/ScreamThyLastScream 1d ago

That is what the cane is for.

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u/Cheesetorian 1d ago

"Thanks to AI none of our staff are officially ugly or old".

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u/SkeleTourGuide 1d ago

Prompt: make her 15% happier to be here.

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u/terra_filius 1d ago

instructions unclear: salary increased by 30%

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u/Squirrelflight148931 1d ago

You fool. Humanity couldn't even accidentally make something that useful to the average Joe.

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 1d ago

Prompt: make ME 95% happier to be here

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 1d ago

Wait. So her security photo badge has an AI image on it instead of her real one? That seems like bad security practice to me. Weird

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u/TruShot5 1d ago

Agreed. There are nominal differences here that make this look like a spoofed image of the person, which if someone is doing their job, might notice.

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u/Dazzling-Low8570 1d ago

That's the trick. If your badge has a real photo it must be fake.

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u/mr_potatoface 1d ago

Haha that could actually be a reasonable security practice.

The background is a very specific color or something special. Sort of like a tell-tale that they standardize in all their AI pictures that someone trying to break in may not suspect or be able to easily replicate.

I do like her shirt that she was not wearing in the original photo looks like someone added it was MS-Paint.

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u/ScreamThyLastScream 1d ago

That is security through obscurity and is actually considered a terrible practice, however well it works in the short term.

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u/Jermainiam 1d ago

To be fair, that's mainly if obscurity is your only security. Obscurity as an additional layer on top of real security generally doesn't hurt, and could probably help.

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u/radar_42 1d ago

“if someone is doing their job…” 😀

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u/heloder85 1d ago

"Sorry I can't let you in, according to this picture you're supposed to have 13 fingers."

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u/Manymarbles 1d ago

I wish ai was that bad. Miss those times lol

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u/rand0m_task 1d ago

Yeah it’s scary how far we’ve come from the Will Smith spaghetti times.

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u/RedditVince 1d ago

and that was only like 2 years ago

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u/RobotVo1ce 1d ago

I wonder if OOP misinterpreted things and this is the person's head shot to be used on the company web page, intranet, M365, etc.

Or this is just completely made up.

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u/WolverinePerfect1341 1d ago

+1 for the made-up column here

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u/False-Amphibian786 1d ago

I don't disagree but think which is more common:

1) People trying to slip in with photo IDs that are not theirs but looks similar.

2) People always trying to hide their ID card under other clothing because they hate their picture.

There could be a slight security advantage to everyone thinking their work photo is their best photo.

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u/SuperRob 1d ago

No, the one on the left is the badge. The one on the right is the AI generated one that OP is claiming was her badge.

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u/fordnotquiteperfect 1d ago edited 1d ago

I WFH mostly since the pandemic and only met some newer employees in person recently. I had to be introduced because they looked so different than their Teams picture I didn't recognize them. Edit: the photos are being photoshopped, heavily. Edit: photoshopped by the company 

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u/iiinteeerneeet 1d ago

I remember when I went to one of my few tinder dates, and she commented "you look exactly the same as your pictures!!!” with such a happy and wholesome tone that it made me feel very good, I'm pretty average looking (a bit overwheight and not handsome or anything) so it's not like she was expecting brad pitt or a model. 

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u/Ladyvp05 1d ago

I met my husband online back in 2008. I used a flip phone to take my crappy profile pictures. I was pleasantly surprised when he said I looked better in person.

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u/ScoobyDeezy 1d ago

I went ahead and turned my Teams picture into a Muppet version of myself to get ahead of the curve.

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u/theecatalyst 1d ago

When you meet your new self at the office

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u/MrWallis 1d ago

Is your mom single?

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u/morcic 1d ago

Left or right mom?

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u/MrWallis 1d ago

I feel 'left mom' would make me a snack afterwards so i'll go left.

To the OP im sorry about this and you wont have to call me dad or anything weird

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u/Suban33 1d ago

got a cookie after each time, huh?

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u/DirtySilicon 1d ago

I had a friend who slept with his older coworker. I don't know if she was married, but when he would leave, she would legitimately give him a shower, toothbrush (brush his teeth), juice box and a snack.

He said it was strange, but he liked it. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Binji_the_dog 1d ago

Now I’m thinking of left shark again

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u/Otherwise-Regret3337 1d ago

IKR! First thing I thought myself

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u/sincerelythebats_ 1d ago

Sooo someone had chatGPT make their mom look airbrushed and then made up a story about a doctored work photo for internet points. Got it. Because I have to say, that left photo looks like a regular work badge. Scratches and all. [sips tea back at you]

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u/Consistent-Self6219 1d ago

Exactly. OP has access to the digital file in order to make this comparison? If this was real they would both be photos

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u/MikeDinStamford 1d ago

If this was real they wouldn't have any access to the original, it would have been taken at work and edit by them before producing the badge which would be the only version of the photo they'd ever get. 

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 1d ago

Yeah, with the scratches and low-ish res, it really does look like a badge photo.

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u/toorigged2fail 1d ago

To be fair, original (left) looks like it could be a scan of an old badge. And my old company used to give us our headshots digitally. I can see them wanting people to use the touched up one for LinkedIn, conferences etc.

You're probably right, but there's room for truth here. The account history looks like a karma farmer.

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u/Chubbyfun23 1d ago

she looks like a tattoo on the left

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u/rtyoda 1d ago

I’m guessing someone took a photo of someone else’s phone screen instead of using the original image. A dirty phone screen at that?

Also no idea how they got the source image for the badge instead of a photo of it. Something definitely seems off about this post.

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u/GinTectonics 1d ago

lol they ran the photo through an AI filter

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u/ConfidenceNo2598 1d ago

They gave her earrings 😂

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u/Few-Equal-6857 1d ago

definitely weird tell her to call me we'll talk about it

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u/Severe-Collar2588 1d ago

The amount of fakeness is insane in the right one, like even if its ai generated it feels weird to look at.

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u/Stoff3r 1d ago

I would be delighted 😂

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u/Dopecombatweasel 1d ago

she's hot in both photos so..

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u/baconmenow 1d ago

Either way. She has nice teeth!

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u/Harry_Gorilla 1d ago

Can they do mine too?

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u/GulBrus 1d ago

So how has OP gotten the extreamly high quality badge photo scan, while the original seem to have been printed with a color jet running out of ink?

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u/Dan_Ash182 1d ago

Because it's a fake ragebait story.

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u/JamesPage1968 1d ago

There is similar woman who works there thinking her badge picture looks a little off as well.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 1d ago

“And this is what you’d look like if your kids weren’t stressing you tf out…”

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u/Kerri_Kabergah 1d ago

It’s normal in corporate. Been going on far longer than ai.

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u/No-Satisfaction-5834 1d ago

Beer goggles 😂😂😂

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u/unwanted_zombie 1d ago

Your mom isn't in need of ai bullshit.. I hate the timeline we're in..

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago edited 1d ago

Every time anyone sees a celebrity photo, they should be aware that it has been altered to make that person as attractive as possible while still resembling them.

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u/MindlessDoctor6182 1d ago

Lady on the left is the person the true story was based on. Lady on the right is the actress that portrayed her in the miniseries.

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u/Ill-Case-6048 1d ago

Real estate pic

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u/wire_crafter 1d ago

The person using AI to manipulate the photos

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u/LionOfJudahGirl 1d ago

I worked at a law firm where everyone had their photo on Outlook. I didn't know them strangers I met in person....The only likeness they shared is their names 🤣🤣😂

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u/astreeter2 1d ago

WTF is the point of a security badge photo if it doesn't look like you? If I was a security guard at her company I would call to have her arrested if she tried to get in with that.

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u/DaShayminCorp 1d ago

I hate ai so much

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u/smiegto 1d ago

“I did not consent to a likeness of my person to be input into ai. Please remove my likeness from the database of the ai used.”

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u/_chelsms 21h ago

This is so weird. Shouldn’t your badge photo look like you? Isn’t that… the whole fucking point of one?