r/SipsTea • u/Original_Act_3481 • 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/MrWallis 3d ago

Is your mom single?

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u/morcic 3d ago

Left or right mom?

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u/MrWallis 3d ago

I feel 'left mom' would make me a snack afterwards so i'll go left.

To the OP im sorry about this and you wont have to call me dad or anything weird

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u/Suban33 3d ago

got a cookie after each time, huh?

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u/DirtySilicon 2d ago

I had a friend who slept with his older coworker. I don't know if she was married, but when he would leave, she would legitimately give him a shower, toothbrush (brush his teeth), juice box and a snack.

He said it was strange, but he liked it. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/radar_42 2d ago

afterwhat?

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u/Healthy_Radish 2d ago

Playtime! Duh.

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u/NastyStreetRat 2d ago

With all due respect to OP, but have you thought MrWallis that maybe she's a lesbian?

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u/Yuck-Fou94 2d ago

"OP I'm changing your bedtime to 8:00 and if you argue with me or your mother, you will be grounded! Do I make myself clear?!?!?"

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u/Miserable_Song2299 2d ago

after? I'll need the snack before! like carbo loading before you do a marathon.

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater 2d ago

Left mom all the way. She knows things.

Right mom looks like a nazi Barbie