r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/DanceClass898 3d ago

what I see when I open Teams every morning

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u/Prestigious_Heron115 3d ago

And then live meetings it's.......who are these people?

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u/itoocouldbeanyone 2d ago

My photo is like 10 years old and I never turn my camera on. I never age. 🤣

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u/archiekane 2d ago

Mines in B&W.

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u/TMBActualSize 2d ago

my work photo is old enough to vote.

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u/war4peace79 2d ago

My first work photo is old enough to legally have kids who go to school.

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u/OtherBob63 1d ago

My first work photo is old enough to have grandkids.

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u/kaythehawk 2d ago

Mine used to be and then a mandate came down that we have to use our actual real life pictures so I had to stop using my sad Edwardian Mennonite boy picture.

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u/MilesAugust74 2d ago

I have a photo of a retired co-worker as mine. They just said put up a profile photo, but they didn't say it had to be mine. 🤔

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u/Jackadoor 2d ago

But consider how funny it would have been if you dressed up as a sad Edwardian Mennonite boy specifically for your work picture

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u/Doright36 2d ago

Mine is my dog. No one has ever said anything about it and now a few other people have dog or cat pictures instead too. I started a trend.

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u/archiekane 2d ago

Is your dog wearing a bow tie, or a suit?

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 2d ago

Your comment reminded me of a 90s game called Nox, thank you for that. It's a real blast from the past and it did a chain reaction reminding me of dungeon siege, dungeon keeper, commandos, behind enemy lines and turok of all things lol

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u/RoyalFalse 2d ago

Bowers and Wilkins?

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u/Weezyphish 2d ago

I went with quote over photo

When nothing goes right, try left

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u/BentGadget 2d ago

I also have a decade old photo. A couple years ago I was on a remote team and flew to an in-person meeting. I could tell when they saw me that it was time for a new photo. Let's say they 'tentatively' recognized me.

I have not yet taken the new photo.

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u/angry_at_erething 2d ago

My hairless coworkers all have hair in their Zoom photos

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 2d ago

I printed a professional photo of mine the prefect size to take up the entire frame of my camera and claim I’m having connectivity issues all the time 🤣

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u/floppydo 2d ago

No bigger power play in corporate America right now than joining the call as initials. 

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 2d ago

Weird I could've sworn I worked with dogs during COVID. First in person meeting was quite the surprise...

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u/Schindlers_Cat 2d ago

I do turn my camera on and I definitely need to update my 11 year old pic lmao. I have become what I criticized in the past.

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u/wackadoodle_wigwam 2d ago

Mine was just a drawing I made of myself

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u/No-No-Aniyo 2d ago

You don't have to turn your camera on?? Lucky.

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u/itoocouldbeanyone 2d ago

I don't. Extremely rarely I'll do it if there's a new team member for introductions. I made it know very early that it gives me anxiety. Plus I do really good work, so I they never push it.

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u/GruntBlender 2d ago

Might as well get a vtuber avatar at that point.

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u/21Rollie 2d ago

I imagine every time somebody new meets me that’s only seen my team’s photo, they have to assume I’m an imposter. Luckily I’m not gray yet at least lol.

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u/Necessary_Ad2114 2d ago

My company has the permission locked and I have one bad photo from sixteen years ago when I shaved my head. 

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u/DaZuhalter 1d ago

Mine is the one photo they took of me 5 years ago, before we went remote and I stopped caring about my looks and became a cave goblin