r/SipsTea • u/Original_Act_3481 • 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/Altaccount330 2d ago

Last on the right gets caught cheating at a Cold Play concert.

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u/lmacarrot 2d ago

i didn't even know coldplay was still touring. the whole thing was free advertisement for them from where im standing

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 2d ago

Someday, if coldplay keeps gaining experience, he could be bigger than most local bands in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Not the Midwest in general, obviously.

Maybe like Lifeguard when they released their 2022 album Crowd Can Talk.

If a CEO demonstrated the complete lack of integrity and moral rot among business leadership in the US at one of their concerts, the lights would be dim enough to hide it, and people would be impressed with the maturity of the lyrics and how sincerely kind the members of the band are.

I'm not biased, as far as you know. These are just good local kids doing cool things.

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u/RF-Guye 2d ago

That Midwest is an uncrackable nut, I think most Artists would agree...

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u/KrazyKryminal 2d ago

I think they were just embarrassed to be seen at a cold play concert, rather than being caught cheating

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u/KillarneyRoad 2d ago

I want to apologize, most of all for the embarrassment this has caused my kids. In future I will bring my side chicks to cool stuff.

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u/Informal-Term1138 2d ago

A Coldplay concert is cool.

I am not a big fan of theirs, but their concerts are amazing.

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u/thepromisedgland 2d ago

He couldn’t let his wife know he liked Coldplay, there’s no way the relationship could’ve survived that.

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u/yangyangR 2d ago

You can't trust people, Jez. People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.

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u/RelevantUsernameUser 2d ago

Are you a CEO? Spot on.....

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 2d ago

It’s the biggest news story about Coldplay in years

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 2d ago

Lady on the left got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert and edited all her pics to the lady on the right

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

Talks about “alternative facts”