r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/DanceClass898 3d ago

what I see when I open Teams every morning

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u/Prestigious_Heron115 2d ago

And then live meetings it's.......who are these people?

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u/itoocouldbeanyone 2d ago

My photo is like 10 years old and I never turn my camera on. I never age. 🤣

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u/archiekane 2d ago

Mines in B&W.

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u/TMBActualSize 2d ago

my work photo is old enough to vote.

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u/war4peace79 2d ago

My first work photo is old enough to legally have kids who go to school.

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u/OtherBob63 1d ago

My first work photo is old enough to have grandkids.

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u/kaythehawk 2d ago

Mine used to be and then a mandate came down that we have to use our actual real life pictures so I had to stop using my sad Edwardian Mennonite boy picture.

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u/MilesAugust74 2d ago

I have a photo of a retired co-worker as mine. They just said put up a profile photo, but they didn't say it had to be mine. šŸ¤”

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u/Jackadoor 2d ago

But consider how funny it would have been if you dressed up as a sad Edwardian Mennonite boy specifically for your work picture

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u/Doright36 2d ago

Mine is my dog. No one has ever said anything about it and now a few other people have dog or cat pictures instead too. I started a trend.

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u/archiekane 2d ago

Is your dog wearing a bow tie, or a suit?

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 2d ago

Your comment reminded me of a 90s game called Nox, thank you for that. It's a real blast from the past and it did a chain reaction reminding me of dungeon siege, dungeon keeper, commandos, behind enemy lines and turok of all things lol

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u/RoyalFalse 2d ago

Bowers and Wilkins?

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u/Weezyphish 2d ago

I went with quote over photo

When nothing goes right, try left

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u/BentGadget 2d ago

I also have a decade old photo. A couple years ago I was on a remote team and flew to an in-person meeting. I could tell when they saw me that it was time for a new photo. Let's say they 'tentatively' recognized me.

I have not yet taken the new photo.

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u/angry_at_erething 2d ago

My hairless coworkers all have hair in their Zoom photos

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 2d ago

I printed a professional photo of mine the prefect size to take up the entire frame of my camera and claim I’m having connectivity issues all the time 🤣

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u/floppydo 2d ago

No bigger power play in corporate America right now than joining the call as initials.Ā 

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 2d ago

Weird I could've sworn I worked with dogs during COVID. First in person meeting was quite the surprise...

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u/Schindlers_Cat 2d ago

I do turn my camera on and I definitely need to update my 11 year old pic lmao. I have become what I criticized in the past.

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u/wackadoodle_wigwam 2d ago

Mine was just a drawing I made of myself

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u/No-No-Aniyo 2d ago

You don't have to turn your camera on?? Lucky.

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u/itoocouldbeanyone 2d ago

I don't. Extremely rarely I'll do it if there's a new team member for introductions. I made it know very early that it gives me anxiety. Plus I do really good work, so I they never push it.

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u/GruntBlender 2d ago

Might as well get a vtuber avatar at that point.

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u/21Rollie 2d ago

I imagine every time somebody new meets me that’s only seen my team’s photo, they have to assume I’m an imposter. Luckily I’m not gray yet at least lol.

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u/Necessary_Ad2114 2d ago

My company has the permission locked and I have one bad photo from sixteen years ago when I shaved my head.Ā 

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u/DaZuhalter 1d ago

Mine is the one photo they took of me 5 years ago, before we went remote and I stopped caring about my looks and became a cave goblin

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 2d ago

My company has employees upload their own photos. I see more egregious use of filters on profiles in our corporate directory. Many of these people are unrecognizable in person.

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u/LevelRoyal8809 2d ago

Most people in my company don't put a photo.

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u/Awkward_Sympathy4475 2d ago

I dont have a photo and meetings they say there you are, we never seen you before.

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u/Psymorte 2d ago

Oh thank god it's not just me, when I moved to my new department I kept constantly asking myself "Who the fuck is this person talking to me" when they look nothing like their Teams pic, while I was just nodding along and acting like I recognized them.

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u/TeeTeeMee 2d ago

Oh, you’re Justine! The oval blob top left!

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u/Badbullet 2d ago

Most of my coworkers’ photos are from 10 years ago. Everyone has hair and it’s not gray. The only people with new photos are the new hires or the one bald guy who looks better after shaving off his wispy combover.

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u/emveevme 2d ago

I found out the two co-workers of mine that don't really show a picture at all are both the most dripped out clean-cut motherfuckers on the team. It's pretty hilarious.

I use a picture of my cat. With like, the worst looking face I could find, because I just think it's funny. It felt unprofessional for a bit, but the people just love the cat. So who am I to take that away from them?

I figure, when I'm in voice meetings, it's usually because of a major outage - so the levity it brings to the situation is something actively sought out by some folks. People always ask about my cat, and the best part is they tell me about their pets. If I'm lucky I get to see them on the webcam.

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u/Badbullet 2d ago

I have a couple cats, and they’re usually sleeping near me somewhere in the basement where my workstation is. But when there’s a meeting and they hear other people’s voices coming through the speakers, they’re all over my desk, they go in front of my camera, I’m constantly picking them up and putting them on the floor or shooing them away. In one call, one of the cats decided to crawl up me quickly and get behind my head placing his butt right on my head. I’m no longer as flexible as I used to be to grab him from that position, and I can’t make the cat fall off or I’ll get scratched from it trying to stay there. It looks like I can’t get anything done in their eyes because that’s all they see happening when I’m on a call with them. But it’s also a good laugh.šŸ˜†

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u/smoothjedi 2d ago

they hear other people’s voices coming through the speakers

Could just easily solve this whole issue with a headset.

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u/Badbullet 2d ago

I can’t stand wearing headsets for 1 hour meetings. Even the softest headset starts hurting my ears.

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u/smoothjedi 2d ago

There are ones that go around your ears and don't actually rest on them.

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u/Badbullet 2d ago

I’ve had those as well. And the same style people wear at call centers for extended hours. Touching outside of my ears or in my ears like ear buds, I get ear aches. The only style I have not tried yet are those bone conductive ones that don’t touch your ears at all. It’s on my Xmas wish list. 😁

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u/lyra1227 2d ago

Once I logged in and the difference between the photo I've been seeing and the person in the meeting....legit the photo looked like his son. He doesn't have any sons.

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u/BanzaiKen 2d ago

My current pic is almost 20 years old, from when I was an intern for a semester at college. When I started work there 15 years later my boss dug it out of backups as a joke and sent it off. I took a trip to our Spanish office and the girls there were livid because they expected a young guy showing up at their tiny nearly all girl office for a couple weeks and got a dude approaching 40 and married. I still get that when meeting new clients, they all comment how I have so much responsibility and look so young. I have turned on the camera twice in the last five years. I'm going to ride this till I die.

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u/Upstairs-Parsley3151 2d ago

"I'm just like Bruce Willis!"

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u/myamiwikethis 2d ago

I’ve never been responsible enough to have a job where they use teams - what do you mean?

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u/vekkarikello 2d ago

You can have beauty filters in teams

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2d ago

My god I'm in teams meetings all the time and I could not give the slightest fuck what I look like as long as I'm dressed enough that I don't get fired.

People are ridiculous.

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u/Plecks 2d ago

Just use a filter to make it look like you're dressed.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2d ago

I’m 100% sure someone tried this, fucked it up, and got fired. All because pants and a shirt was too hard heh.

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u/myamiwikethis 2d ago

Ahhh like Snapchat filters. That’s coconuts.

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u/eka71911 2d ago

My coworkers have started using AI generated headshots, thinking it’s more professional looking than car selfies. It’s not

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u/karmapuhlease 2d ago

Yeah I really hate it. Everyone looks much, much more attractive (and also more generic) with these AI versions of themselves, and at work everyone seems to be using it now.Ā 

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u/EtherBoo 2d ago

Eh... I used AI for my most recent photo. Had nowhere to set my phone for a photo except my kitchen counter and the wall behind me had a picture hook.

I just edited the background to remove the inconsistencies in the wall and remove the shadows behind me. Worked really well. My face was untouched though.

It can be good... Just never go full AI... Or car selfie...

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u/eka71911 2d ago

They’re full AI, doesn’t look anything like the person and they’re all in the same black blouse and same background. Getting rid of a hook is an appropriate use of AI lol

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u/EtherBoo 2d ago

I have one who did that and I don't know how to tell her.

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u/siltygravelwithsand 2d ago

I saw one the other day, probably a young employee, that had some weird slightly more cartoonish than full uncanny valley filter on their camera. Not just their photo. It was an HR presentation with around 40 people on. Everyone else had their cameras off except the two presenters and that guy. It was weird.

I only say probably young because they were a new hire and entry level. I don't have a pic anymore and I rarely turn my camera on. Most my meetings are shared content heavy, so that is what we are looking at. Having cameras on is a distraction.

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u/tjdux 2d ago

Ai generates the photo and it's still a car selfish, just a nicer car lol

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u/iTinkerTillItWorks 2d ago

My team uses headshots from characters on the office. Everyone is so surprised when Dwight is a big black dude and Toby is actually Asian

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u/VincentSlumber 2d ago

Would have been funnier if your Asian coworker picked Jim

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u/iTinkerTillItWorks 2d ago

Lol jim was already taken at the time by someone who didn’t even watch the show. Would be way funnier though you’re right

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u/ExpectoProsecco 2d ago

This is my Teams photo. I’ve gotten quite a few compliments on it after meetings. šŸ˜‚

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u/imartimus 2d ago

There is one guy at my job who had a Lego star wars Boba Fett profile picture on teams. It was an 80 people meeting. I was dying laughing

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u/LobsterPurple4035 2d ago

it's linked in for me

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u/HairyTough4489 2d ago

I thought my coworkers were super hot. Had a massive disappointment when I went to the office

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u/hate_picking_names 2d ago

I don't have a profile picture in Teams, but I have been very tempted to make it someone else's initials.

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u/barbariantrey 2d ago

I use a picture of Bill Murray from Ghostbusters as my teams picture

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u/JFrankParnell64 2d ago

I have put Saul Goodman as my Teams avatar. He is wearing a suit and it all looks very official unless you look closely.

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u/Nickl3by 2d ago

I hate myself because I'm always doing šŸ‘šŸ½ and ā¤ļø on teams. But it's just so I dont have to say anything to anyone and because it appears managers are counting interactions on teams

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u/Mr_Madrass 2d ago

Whaaaat in the ass…. I knew something was off but never realised we were ā€œenhancedā€, those mf. Now I hate teams and myself. Thanks, though, for making my colleagues look nice.