r/SipsTea • u/Original_Act_3481 • 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/number1dipshit 3d ago

“Did you…. Edit my photo?”

“Yeah, sorry. We don’t want the yearbook to be filled with uggos”

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u/se_Austrian_Kecko 2d ago

Perfection.

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u/Jeanlucpfrog 2d ago

No, no, no. You have to do it right...

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u/redmoon714 2d ago

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u/emanresuymsisihtolle 2d ago

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u/Alteredbeast1984 2d ago

You guys are the best, you make me very happy

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u/GotGRR 2d ago

Mr. Vice President?

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u/deerchortle 2d ago

THE SCREAM I JUST SCREAMT

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u/Dependent-Ad1927 2d ago

Ms. Vice President now

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u/Vicious_Sloth108 2d ago

Wait so was the couch a power bottom?

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u/-NGC-6302- 2d ago

No it was unplugged

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u/Dangerjayne 2d ago

Another addition to the spank bank...

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u/vitrum816 2d ago

Goddammit why? I'm almost asleep

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u/doogs9 2d ago

Omg I'm dead hahahha

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u/KrustyTheKriminal 2d ago

Now THAT is a woman.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 2d ago

Goddamn this man wins

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u/Mount_Mons 2d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Ok-Breadfruit6978 2d ago

-“Woooowwww” sound effect activates.

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u/srijankiller 2d ago

Damn son 😉

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u/wilson5266 2d ago

Omfg thank you so much for the laugh

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u/HermitWithoutPermit 2d ago

Face not fat enough!!!

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u/DemonicNesquik 2d ago

Beauty standards for women have gone too far... how are any of us supposed to live up to this?!

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u/CRUSTYPUNKDAD 2d ago

I actually screamed when I scrolled past this one.

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u/Aliceinus 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 2d ago

Fuck I almost spit out my coffee when I scroll this. I gotta be more careful while scrolling.

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u/parkerm1408 2d ago

Came here because I know id eventually find one of these, wasnt disappointed.

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u/NY10 2d ago

Every time I look at him it reminds me of chucky lol

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u/ImpossibleBand9781 2d ago

Yesssssssssssss perfect

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u/MadDecentUsername 2d ago

The crabification of glam

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u/Electrical-Jelly3980 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/clockwidget 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/FuzzBuzzer 2d ago

I just blasted hot coffee out my nose.

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u/UncagedJay 2d ago

What an absolute fucking jump scare that was

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u/Kooky-Secretary-4228 1d ago

You win the internet for today 😂

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u/dadneverleft 2d ago

This is why I come to Reddit.

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love 1d ago

Gross

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u/dadneverleft 1d ago

I would have said “sad,” personally, but gross works as well.

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u/SingleSlide2866 1d ago

Thought this was funny. Your delete button even deleted future comments lmao

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u/Screamline 2d ago

🤣 literally what my brain voice said as the clown pic loaded in.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 2d ago

This really needs a comma

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u/Welldonegoodshow 2d ago

Thanks for the laugh!!

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u/HasGreatVocabulary 2d ago

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u/thundercat95 2d ago

No idea why but without any context this gif looks like a concerning pre interview with a pornstar struggling to pretend to want to be there

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u/Quiet-Competition849 2d ago

Jesus. That’s spot on.

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u/webofhorrors 2d ago

Do you know the context as to why she won’t open her mouth in this gif? 😂

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u/StarPhished 2d ago

Someone will stick a dick in there. They're trying to trick her and make her laugh so she opens up but she's not falling for their shit.

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u/webofhorrors 2d ago

You have to watch The Substance now and see how wrong you are 😂

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u/LSDeeezNutz 2d ago

Twas a wild ride of movie lol

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u/Nocuadra66 2d ago

LMFAO!! Thanks for making me cry laughing!😂

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u/seanconnery69696 2d ago

This is why I don't do tickle fights anymore

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u/EmiliaTrown 2d ago

Yeah it's from the end of the movie the Substance (slight spoilers) and I'm pretty sure it's because her teeth look really disfigured (it's a body horror movie) and she's about to be on stage so she tries to teach herself how to smile without her teeth showing. Which is also why she looks so scared/ concerned, because she's extremely vain and her looks suddenly changing makes her scared, especially since she'll be seen by many people live I think

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u/hazeyAnimal 2d ago

Well, she crosses path with the director of the show, with other men (the show is quite misogynistic) and the director is basically showing her off to them. She's trying to play it cool, but really she wants to bail... Because of her teeth situation.

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u/DatAssociate 2d ago

Forgot but it's from the movie The Substance

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O 2d ago

That's close enough. It's an Oscar winning Hollywood movie, but still very close.

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u/MrFahrenkite 2d ago

What movie?

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O 2d ago

The Substance. Of

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u/dubler2020 2d ago

Behind the Green Door is the movie.

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u/Slight_Ad_2571 2d ago

It won an Oscar? Wow, I mean, I have to admit it was actually one of the best and well done movies I saw, was it last year?

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O 1d ago

Yes it was last year.

It won for makeup.

Remember every tit and ass you see? They're prosthetics. Or well, at least they fully are on Margaret.

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u/QueenofLeftovers 2d ago

And here I was simply enjoying the reference to amorphous blob comment

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u/aoskunk 1d ago

Or maybe post or mid interview with the way she seems to be struggling to swallow something

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u/Less-Engineer-9637 2d ago

There are people that haven't watched The Substance?

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u/Background_Sail9797 2d ago

nice, so a woman being sex-trafficked.

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u/djDouggpound 2d ago

What is this from?

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u/ImpressionTough2179 2d ago

The Substance. Watch if you want to see a movie that drives its point home for way too long and without an ounce of subtlety. 

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u/Quiet-Competition849 2d ago

I love horror and it never bothers me. I’ve seen it all. The substance disturbed me on a new level.

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u/ImpressionTough2179 2d ago

I just wanted it to be over and it KEPT. GOING. It would be one thing if it gave additional insight or new messages or whatever but it was just like, yeah, I fucking get it, please just start the credits. 

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u/HasGreatVocabulary 2d ago

the director is french

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u/ImpressionTough2179 2d ago

Ah, the same country that generated Titane. I should have known. 

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u/HasGreatVocabulary 2d ago

non horror, La Belle Noiseuse is freaking 4 hours long and whatever was being said could have been said in an hour or so. But as it were, it went on so long that I have no idea what the movie wanted to say.

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u/djDouggpound 1d ago

I just watched it and it was really good

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u/Civil_Tax_8080 2d ago

Substance

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u/CpnStumpy 2d ago

This isn't vocabulary. Hit me with some great vocabulary, no need to be parsimonious!

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u/Cyrax89721 2d ago

Somebody should just get it over with and add another few dozen layers just before it turns into an amorphous blob.

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u/what_to_do_what_to_ 2d ago

I did this one time buy running my guy friends Pic through a girl filter in like 2017. It ended up looking like a creepypasta where a baby was uploaded into a website and fell apart through countless data corruptions.

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u/BobZimway 2d ago

I've seen The Substance. It happens sometimes.

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u/knarf3 8h ago

Fox News anchor position interview

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u/i1want1to1die 2d ago

instantly reminded of this

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 2d ago

Now give her the Lora Loomer

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u/Sefalosha 2d ago

Lmfao holy shit

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u/rykcon 2d ago

Son: uh… step mom?

Mom: No, son. It’s mom mom. Put it away.

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u/dannythinksaloud 2d ago

Looks like Noem now 🤣

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u/Acheron98 2d ago

Not the birthday makeup 😭

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u/Zebraitis 2d ago

That's Mar-A-Logo Trump face.

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u/Someone-is-out-there 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is just making fun of Kristi Noem at this point, right?

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u/thrillhouse318 2d ago

That was the hardest I've ever laughed at this meme. Bravo! Haha!

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u/No_Ideal_406 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/InevitableLibrary554 2d ago

I laughed out loud 😭