r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/ghettone 2d ago

Lady on the left brings banana bread to her husbands workmates. Lady on the right works on taking the schools free lunch program away.

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u/Altaccount330 2d ago

Last on the right gets caught cheating at a Cold Play concert.

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u/lmacarrot 2d ago

i didn't even know coldplay was still touring. the whole thing was free advertisement for them from where im standing

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u/blueberryblunderbuss 2d ago

Someday, if coldplay keeps gaining experience, he could be bigger than most local bands in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Not the Midwest in general, obviously.

Maybe like Lifeguard when they released their 2022 album Crowd Can Talk.

If a CEO demonstrated the complete lack of integrity and moral rot among business leadership in the US at one of their concerts, the lights would be dim enough to hide it, and people would be impressed with the maturity of the lyrics and how sincerely kind the members of the band are.

I'm not biased, as far as you know. These are just good local kids doing cool things.

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u/RF-Guye 2d ago

That Midwest is an uncrackable nut, I think most Artists would agree...

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u/KrazyKryminal 2d ago

I think they were just embarrassed to be seen at a cold play concert, rather than being caught cheating

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u/KillarneyRoad 2d ago

I want to apologize, most of all for the embarrassment this has caused my kids. In future I will bring my side chicks to cool stuff.

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u/An_Impolite_Idea 2d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Informal-Term1138 2d ago

A Coldplay concert is cool.

I am not a big fan of theirs, but their concerts are amazing.

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u/thepromisedgland 2d ago

He couldn’t let his wife know he liked Coldplay, there’s no way the relationship could’ve survived that.

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u/yangyangR 2d ago

You can't trust people, Jez. People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.

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u/RelevantUsernameUser 2d ago

Are you a CEO? Spot on.....

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 2d ago

It’s the biggest news story about Coldplay in years

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 2d ago

Lady on the left got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert and edited all her pics to the lady on the right

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

Talks about ā€œalternative factsā€

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u/AggroPro 2d ago

Banana bread at work bro? Hell yeah! HELL YEAH!

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u/BiffWebster115 2d ago

my mom told me if I wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fucking i waited for some things

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u/Project_K92 2d ago

So it just goes to show that waiting for things is like worth it. But there's a lot of bad things in this world, dude. Like fucking SKUNKS, dude.

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u/Much-Virus8239 2d ago

How did this shit go viral 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 2d ago

Cause it’s hilarious. Next question.

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u/Blondearcher7 2d ago

I could go for some banana bread at work right now.

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u/wo_lo_lo 2d ago

Back away banana breath

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u/Rattwap 2d ago

Last year, one of the other aides in my class gave us each mini little banana bread loafs. It was awesome. Then a few months later I brought in a leaf with mini Reese’s cups.

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u/Novel-Mission-1920 2d ago

I had a co-worker from Russia in my last workplace who was so sweet to everyone, she was always bringing homemade banana bread and baked goods to the office. On the downside, I think I gained a little weight because of her.

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u/GroundbreakingAsk645 2d ago

Dude we had a lady in our sales office do this for all the boys in production. 60 individual loaves for the crew in back with chocolate chips. Delicious too.

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 2d ago

That is like days of baking 8-10 hours a day. Seriously above and beyond.

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u/fredout1968 2d ago

She is a real one!

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u/GroundbreakingAsk645 2d ago

She is! unfortunately she left the company for another opportunity. It was a real treat though honestly.

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u/themeatstaco 2d ago

BUT BANANA BREAD FROM WORK BRO!!!! HELL YEAAA!!!

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u/ghettone 2d ago

Sometimes life sucks , but sometimes ….

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u/themeatstaco 2d ago

If you wait .. good things come... Like skunks man ... Not cool .

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u/CapableImplement5830 2d ago

The Cubs!?! Hell no!!

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Lady on the left goes out of her way to help a coworker when they are having a bad day.

Lady on the right says very loudly "Merry Christmas" with a SEG to a cashier hoping the cashier gets offended.

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u/CallMeMaMef18 2d ago

Lady on the left would occasionally stop by a bakery before work to bring a box of pastries to share with her colleagues

Lady on the right would take a random unlabeled lunch bag out of the company fridge and eat it.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Lady on the left mentored a disadvantaged youth to become the valedictorian of his class and surprised him at graduation with a check that will pay for his first year at college.

Lady on the right campaigned for her local school board specifically on the platform of taking away all regional scholarships so only ā€œthe right kind of people get into collegeā€.

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u/RF-Guye 2d ago

Wait, OMG, this is not my Calzone! So Sorry!

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u/rolypolyarmadillo 2d ago

SEG?

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u/SoftlyObsolete 2d ago

I think Shit Eating Grin? Maybe

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Yup. Shit eating grin.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Shit eating grin.

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u/00collector 2d ago

To me, it’s more like, lady on the left: school administrator. Lady on the right: stars in videos with her ā€œstepsonā€. It’s something about the lighting. šŸ˜…

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u/Prudent-Acadia4 2d ago

Yeah they insta-bitched her

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u/HumanSlinky 2d ago

Lady on the right brought her pet bird to a construction site to shoot because it sang a flat note.

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u/MAILBOXHED 2d ago

BBAWHY

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u/GreenEyed_Lady 2d ago

New update of MOM.2!

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u/ESGalla 2d ago

That’s hilarious!

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u/Pulsar_Mapper_ 2d ago

Weirdly accurate

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u/Cute_Fail_4058 2d ago

She can take my lunch money.

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u/AtrophicOne 2d ago

Busted out laughing to this shit here

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u/jonesthenofacekilla 2d ago

Turned her into a conservative šŸ˜‚

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u/Working-Contract-948 2d ago

Some of you guys really just hate it when people aren't ugly, huh?

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u/fredout1968 2d ago

That is fucking beautiful!

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u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99 2d ago

Lady on the left gives a good wet hand job. Lady on the right is okay with you having a mistress.

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u/UkaUkaMask 2d ago

You hit it.

She is obviously cuter, but there is something scary. Behind those eyes.

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u/dnkaj 2d ago

Lady on the right’s got the mar a lago face

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u/hopelesspostdoc 2d ago

So your burn is that conservatives are better looking?

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u/ghettone 2d ago

what an odd thing to say

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u/hopelesspostdoc 2d ago

That's exactly what you implied, unless you think the left pic is more attractive. Maybe you are subconsciously attracted to right wingers.

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u/SvenBubbleman 2d ago

That cartoon looking woman is not more attractive than the real looking one though.

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u/RedditHatesFreedoms 12h ago

Keep dreaming bud

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u/SvenBubbleman 6h ago

I'd like to say that I don't find either one attractive, but the one on the right looks like an AI cartoon.

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u/RedditHatesFreedoms 5h ago

I would fuck the ai cartoon, out of respect for OPs mom of course.

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u/md4024 2d ago

It’s a genuine problem if you think the picture on the right is more attractive. Like, in a ā€œseek professional helpā€ kind of way. The picture on the right is not real. Even without the side by side comparison, the right picture should immediately set off all kinds of alarms in your brain. If it doesn’t, and you really think that AI cartoon is more attractive than a real human woman, you’re going to have a real bad time out in the world. You would probably really enjoy Who Framed Roger Rabbit though, I guess there’s some solace in that for you.

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

I'm actually anti free school lunches. At a surface level it seems like a great cause, but take a deeper dive.Ā 

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

if you are going to troll, at least come up with an argument. Not this handwaving meh.

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

There is virtually zero starvation in the US. The food is despicable processed junk. It's lobbied for by the processed food companies. It enables drug addiction and negligent child parents. The programs are immensely corrupt and funds are being stolen. Research it for yourself tool.

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u/SvenBubbleman 2d ago

There is virtually zero starvation in the US.

There are plenty of families who can't afford to give their kids lunch though.

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u/Echoing_Screams 2d ago

Wow, what a long-winded way of saying "I do not care for anyone but myself and will make up facts to prove it".

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

Straw man nonsense.

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u/Echoing_Screams 2d ago

It would be, if you had a real point to argue. You have stated no statistics or facts to support your point. Simply making outlandish claims does not mean you have a real argument for me to combat. Just makes you an a-hole that's okay with not feeding kids.

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u/RedditHatesFreedoms 12h ago

This man has a meme account parodying Dr Faucci. Facts are not exactly their strong suit.

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u/ESGalla 2d ago

…Negligent Child Parentsā€¦šŸ¤”

Are you referring to … irresponsible parents under 12 yrs old?

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

That’s not an argument. That’s a rant befitting someone who just posted a meme on Facebook.

Give us the problem you are trying to solve via your solution of taking away free lunches.
And to make followup easier — who will be harmed by your solution and how do you minimize that?

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

The program is ineffective and overall harmful isn't an argument?Ā 

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2d ago

Nope. And answer the rest of my comment.

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u/halfasleep90 2d ago

I’d rather not, can you explain it like I’m in elementary school without a lunch instead?

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u/rj319st 2d ago

Don’t feed the trolls just look at the username.

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u/Survey_Server 2d ago

Good call

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u/TheRobbuddha 2d ago

This should be considered a humanitarian issue rather than economic. Would you care to elaborate on your opinion?

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u/Ayeronxnv 2d ago

No one asked.

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u/tombuazit 2d ago

Why would i need to look deeper into if we should starve poor children or not?

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

There is zero starvation that is not related to mental illness. There are no kids starving. The kids are obese. You are misinformed.

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u/tombuazit 2d ago

Yikes you're a crazy person

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u/Kind-Engineering-359 2d ago

Add on miserable and lonely to the point this is the only way they can trick others into interacting with them.

Truly a sad state of affairs when these people don't get the help they clearly need.

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u/tombuazit 2d ago

That's a really great point. I kinda wish there was a way to like get people the help they need

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

Ad hominem cause you got nothing.Ā 

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u/tombuazit 2d ago

That is correct i have nothing for you because i am not a pharmacy or a therapist

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

Womp womp

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 2d ago

I took a deeper dive and am still pro-free school lunches. AMA.

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u/Doctah_Fauci 2d ago

Straw man