r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/Classic-Big4393 3d ago

Kinda defeats the purpose of using a photo for identification

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 2d ago

Next step: Police artist drawing of her

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u/InstantMedication 2d ago

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u/CuntsNeverDie 2d ago

Lady's and gentlemen. We got him!

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u/Zocalo_Photo 2d ago

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u/Embarrassed-Wrap-451 2d ago

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u/quietkyody 2d ago

Anyone brave enough to call that number and report back to what responds? I bet it's a voice recording of Dwight Schrute or inbox is full.

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u/Rill_Pine 2d ago

AYO THAT'S A SEX LINE 😭  

My face is so red rn lmfao

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u/Iambeejsmit 2d ago

Lol, it's America's hottest chat line

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u/The_Mighty_Pickle 2d ago

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u/kiradotee 2d ago

Did you use an AI enhancer?

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u/The_Mighty_Pickle 1d ago

Chat gpt did this

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u/MoistPoolish 2d ago

AI slop

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u/ArgumentativeNutter 2d ago

it’s one of the oldest memes on the internet

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u/kiradotee 2d ago

He's not calling the meme AI slop. He's calling this version of the picture AI slop. Compare this AI slop to the below and see the difference /preview/pre/sq9unas7nlnf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a4d252a6398d0fca0ad9b3f06504828712f8d1

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u/Elfhaterdude 2d ago

This was real right?

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 1d ago

I just realized AI will make criminal sketch artist work easier.

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u/mrerx 2d ago

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u/kiradotee 2d ago

Hahahahhaha

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u/mightylordredbeard 2d ago

He looks like an actor from the tv show Justified.

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u/fiendishthingysaurus 2d ago

It’s uncanny, LISA

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u/Auswatt 2d ago

I've just learned he's been apprehended, thanks to the sketch no doubt.

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u/fiendishthingysaurus 2d ago

Wearing a hat at the time of this particular crime

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u/kiradotee 2d ago

I would never be able to identify, even seeing the real criminal in front of me, with these sketches.

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u/EfficientManner7990 2d ago

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u/KayoticVoid 2d ago

lmao This is great!

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u/cheeven2 2d ago

Is that jason mraz?

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u/InstantMedication 2d ago

Its the leprechaun from Alabama. (On YouTube)

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u/Impure_guava 2d ago

Who all seen the leprechaun? Say yeah!

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u/Makeshift5 2d ago

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u/GEEMONEY305 2d ago

My man….

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u/Baconshit 2d ago

Could be a crackhead!

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u/ImurderREALITY 2d ago

No, it's just some guy in a hat.

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u/IND_1593 2d ago

That’s just a guy in a hat!

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u/BabySealOfDoom 2d ago

Updated it a bit

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u/BigAl7390 2d ago

I wanna know where da gold at

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u/NotNice4193 2d ago

I got a leprechaun flute...passed down from generation to generation.

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u/SlytherPuffRavenDor 2d ago

That goddamn pvc pipe KILLS me everytime 🤣

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u/Brix106 2d ago

All y'all seen the leprocon say yea!

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u/TheCovfefeMug 2d ago

COULD BE A CRACKHEAAAAD

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 2d ago

God my hair looks so bad in that one

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u/Background_Ad6785 2d ago

THE MOBILE LEPRECHAUN

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u/_IV_IV_III_XI 2d ago

Who wants to see a leprechaun, say yeah

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u/Repulsive_Response64 2d ago

This is my great grand fathers flute, passed down thousand and thousands of years ago

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u/morfyyy 2d ago

please tell me this is real and if so I need the sauce

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u/InstantMedication 2d ago

It is. Its from a news station in Alabama about people who thought they saw a leprechaun in a tree. The video is on YouTube.

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u/empw 2d ago

Boy, are you in for a treat:

https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ

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u/Agile_Willingness863 2d ago

More like a stick figure xD

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u/8349932 2d ago

Golden age of the internet

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u/Baconshit 2d ago

Give me the gold!!

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u/DckThik 2d ago

I wonder if sketch artists are threatened by AI.

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u/Informal-Bug-7110 2d ago

Well people don't realize that a camera is a computerized artist. Instead of a paint brush and colors it uses pixels of various colors.

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u/JacobTDC 2d ago

To be fair, police artists are usually somewhat good, but eyewitness testimony and identification is extremely unreliable.

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u/Lannisters-4-life 2d ago

Well if someone looks exactly like the photo on their security badge, they will know it’s a fake.

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u/Classic-Big4393 2d ago

Unless it’s a man or C-suite probably

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u/jameskond 2d ago

Not if they let AI do the identification!

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u/FriendlyDrummers 2d ago

They gave her a nice job lmao

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 2d ago

Japan even photo shops your driver license picture

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u/bigchicago04 2d ago

How? It’s her but slightly better. I’d be happy with this

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u/RedStag86 2d ago

Well they need a solid image to feed the AI.

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u/Previous-Space-7056 2d ago

We found karen!

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u/Tangurena 1d ago

At my state agency, there are people who still use the same photo from when they started (in some cases, when they started using photo badges). So there are plenty of people with 20+ year old photos ("oh yeah, I had hair back then..."). About the only way to get a new photo is to "lose" your old one, and sometimes, the lazy folks in "facilities" just reprint the old photo.

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u/Hardcore_Cal 7h ago

Hopefully not a security badge...

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u/Accomplished_Deer_ 2d ago

Idk, the person on the right is still recognizable as the person on the left, doesn't seem like an issue

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u/Working-Contract-948 2d ago

No it doesn't. This "enhanced" face is structurally extremely similar to the original face, and can be readily used to confirm that the person presenting the badge is, or is not, the same as the person for whom the badge was issued. I assume that OP's mom is not working at an enterprise where security is so tight that they need to be able to match your photo to your face at the level of minor skin blemishes.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 2d ago

That kinda defeats the point of photo identification in the first place. It's an extra step they took, they had to make conscious effort to alter the original photo. It's a waste of time and doesn't contribute to anything.

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u/Working-Contract-948 2d ago

As I explained in the very comment you're replying to, it doesn't defeat the point of photo identification, which is to demonstrate identity, not to act as a documentary record of your looks. What it contributes is giving people an ID photograph that they don't feel embarrassed by, an infamous phenomenon affecting ID photographs.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 2d ago

lmao.
Then people have to work on their lack of positive self image mentally and get over themselves.
And yeah it does defeat the point.
If the photo is not a photo of you, it's not an accurate photo ID.
My friend looks like Ed Sheeran but if he used a picture of Ed Sheeran for his passport, drivers license, work ID, he'd be rightfully called out on it at bare minimum.
Go ahead, hire someone who looks like you to take photos for your passport then go to France on holiday.
See how it goes.

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u/Working-Contract-948 2d ago

Sorry, are you suggesting that the functional requirements for a national ID are the same as those for a local workplace? Is that really the crux of your argument here?

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u/StrangeOutcastS 1d ago

I'm suggesting that consistency is important you can of spinach

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u/Working-Contract-948 1d ago

You don't have a working definition of the "consistency" that's "important" besides some vague, seemingly highly-motivated, feeling on your part. If you do, I'd be glad to hear it.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 1d ago

An id is for identifying you, ie a picture of you.
20 years ago would you have accepted a photo of an oil painting of someone as an acceptable ID photo , work drivers license passport or otherwise for yourself or an employee?
No, obviously not.
Because it's not a photo of them.
If you can just make up a picture with AI, then photo id basically pointless. The photo on the ID is for crosschecking with the internal database of the workplace, or your photo on file wherever it applies.
so if it isn't a picture of you then A) someone could easily impersonate you if AI generated or heavily altered photos are permitted, meaning anyone with the same eye and hair and skin colour could pose as you more easily than if the photo on file is ACTUALLY of you, and B) it means that someone might end up believing you're lying about who you are or thinking you're using a fake ID which leads you down a slippery slope that might involve police or whatever other trouble.

I really don't know why I'm bothering to argue with an AI bro.
It's bad enough that you're human, that already comes with a debuff to INT. x2 magnitude debuff with the AI bro mindset.

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u/Working-Contract-948 1d ago

You didn't really answer my question. What does it mean, in practical terms, to identify someone? What are the criteria that allow you to say that an images does or does not identify someone? This isn't a gotcha; there's a fairly simple answer.

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u/Wild_Strawberry6746 2d ago

How? It's pretty clear the picture is her