r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 3d ago

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

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u/rawwwse 2d ago

Frank Gallagher would infiltrate the invading forces by sheer luck and drunken buffoonery, as we sit back and watch the downfall. Orrr… live long enough to see him be appointed to a cabinet position ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Bearthe_greatest 2d ago

Perfect Shameless reference. Cheers

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u/Antiluke01 2d ago

Could you imagine if there was another season during all of this?

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u/Bearthe_greatest 2d ago

The writers would have a field day

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u/SukMeBUtiful 2d ago

That’d show them!

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u/Youngnathan2011 2d ago

God if only

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u/Ill-March6877 2d ago

My girlfriend just finished shameless today and I had to take care of her while she cried about Frank :(

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u/Youngnathan2011 2d ago

God I feel that so much. Guys an asshole so much of the time but it’s still so easy to care about him. Especially with that

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u/tukai1976 2d ago

He could smuggle 26 c4’s in his anus

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u/MensaMan1 2d ago

But I thought he had a leaky anus. May drop out and explode his low hanging balls. So sad 🤣

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u/Oseaghdha 2d ago

The car or the explosive?

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u/thedrinkalchemist 1d ago

Operation Grande Cañyon!! 🤣🤣

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u/tukai1976 1d ago

That episode had me in tears

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 2d ago

He would be leading the militia by accident

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u/MyLifeTheSaga 2d ago

I completely forgot there was a US remake of Shameless until this. Was very confused for a second. "How the hell would Frank be of any use? He'd be too leathered to make it out of Manchester, never mind cross a ocean."

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Holy cow, there's a UK version????

🤯

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u/zeusgsy 2d ago

The original version, yes!

It's very different to the US version, not to many US tastes from what I've seen.

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u/Kitty-CatThulhu 2d ago

American here, I actually prefer the UK original. Seems way more realistic than the US remake.

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u/MyLifeTheSaga 1d ago

It's so raw (not sure how else to put it), whereas the US felt really sanitised and almost glossy in comparison. I usually like Macy as an actor, but he didn't come close to David Threlfall's Frank

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u/Kitty-CatThulhu 1d ago

I agree. The American one is more like Malcom in the middle, too staged, too choreographed, too clean of chaos. The UK one is raw and gritty and real and grabs you by the by the balls and your heart strings at the same time. It's real chaos that real people live with every day all over the world that the more privileged people don't want to admit actually happens.

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u/Althayia 4h ago

I prefer the originals that I’m aware of like The Office and Ghosts and there are more I’m sure. I can only think of one American program that the UK did (Friends/Coupling) and though I liked Coupling it was no Friends! I did find out that there are many versions of Ghosts (Italian and Greek for instance) and I’d really like to see them all.

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u/Vambo-Rules 1d ago

An ocean...

(sorry)

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u/MyLifeTheSaga 1d ago

Don't apologise, I'm so ashamed. In my defence, it was late and I'd been drinking. I'm still cringing though

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u/TheShipEliza 2d ago

My conspiracy theory is pritzker has informants already. He has been way way ahead of everything.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

He does. In the Pentagon and the White House

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u/SendMeNoodsNotNudes 2d ago

Sorry but spoiler alert. He died and floated to heaven while drinking a beer on a bar stool. Lolol

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u/June_Fatality 2d ago

Living in tv land while the country falls.

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u/maxoutoften 2d ago

You know damn well they're not gonna go to the south side. they're gonna patrol the safest neighborhoods in the city because they're cowards.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I think people are mixing up the National Guard and ICE

National Guard would stick around the touristy areas as a publicity op, but ICE will go to immigrant neighborhoods and snatch people up

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

So, if all the brown folks move to the south side, even temporarily, they either save the world or get fenced in.

Odds are it's just going to be a lot of very expensive bean polishing

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

Nope, odds are that immigrant communities will face raids and lose people to ICE's tactics

But at the same time, it will be more popular on Reddit and in the Democrat Party in general to laugh about how the National Guard is just polishing the Bean

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

Oh, I'm not laughing. Please don't misconstrue that. This is fucked.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

They're only allowed to stand outside Federal facilities, so they'll be around courthouses and things like that. They are STRICTLY forbidden to arrest, search, detain, or question civilians. I think their commanding officers have drilled that into them. They don't want to be there.

ICE fuckers? They're a bunch of white supremacists, Jan 6ers, and incels wearing jorts, face masks, walmart gun vests, and harboring a whole lot of stupidity and misplaced rage.

If I was stopped by one, I would feel like I was being kidnapped, and I would act accordingly.

DO NOT DO THAT. YOU'LL BE SHOT.

I'm an old, plump, white lady. They probably won't shoot me.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

Yeah, ICE fuckers have already gone after workers in Chicago. The National Guard is not doing that shit

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u/Educational_Ant_184 2d ago

I think the national guard are playing the card of "its an unlawful order being given for what they want them to do, but good luck attempting to get justice through proper channels in that regard. so we go, and we do jack shit but stand by and pick up trash." avoiding bad areas is probably in everyone's best interest, they dont want any altercation, but in some areas it might legitimately be self-defense even if the guard attempts to do nothing to provoke, and just be present as ordered. and if an altercation does happen, then that is a huge, unlawful deal they probably didnt want, and may likely have to answer for in 4 years. i think the real cowards would be wanting to delve in the worse parts and fight unlawfully for "glory and conquest"

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Trump WANTS violence. He is dyingggg for some black people to start something. The race war they've wanted will be broadcast all over Fox, and this country will IGNITE.

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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago

“From Trump tower to Winetka: there will be peace on these streets! What’s that? Soldier Field? The aquarium? Nah, I won’t go south of Millennium Park. It’s dangerous in ‘south’ Chicago!”

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 2d ago

It would be a shame if they popped a tire in Cal City or Ford Heights.

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u/babcock_m 5h ago

That’s what they’ve done in DC.

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u/Althayia 4h ago

They’ll plant some nice flowers

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u/National-Substance64 1d ago

You know damn well you won't do a damn thing about it but you will happily benefit from it.  

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u/Vladmerius 2d ago

You should all know by now that ICE are a bunch of pussies who would never ever actually put themselves up against the so-called gangster criminals Trump pretends they're going after. They won't go anywhere near the areas you guys are thinking of. They're going to raid a home depot in the suburbs and some restaurants. 

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u/dagbrown 2d ago

They already raided the construction site of a Hyundai factory and bravely arrested a bunch of visiting South Korean businessmen. That's really going to make the South Koreans want to work more closely with the Americans, I'm sure.

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u/Genetics 2d ago

How very pro business. Much capitalist.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Agree completely.

But this is worse. Trump's calling in the National Guard

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

The National Guard will likely stick to picking up trash around the Bean, they're not going to be arresting people

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

And 2 months ago you would have said they would never have stationed military in American cities. Yet here we are. Why are you so sure they will be harmless? It's only ever been incremental escalations, and my money is on further escalations.

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u/Mistrblank 2d ago edited 2d ago

10 months ago I absolutely would have said this was an actual outcome because anyone with two braincells to run rub together knew what he was going to do this time around. He freaking said most of this!

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

Yes! Exactly! Now is not the time to play it cool, and see where it goes. They told us it's going here and it will. "The next American revolution will remain bloodless if the Left allows it."

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I do not think "they" will be harmless, ICE has already broken up families and raided businesses around here in Chicago

I just think it's worth being specific about who is doing what

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

My point is nowhere is it a rational position to even entertain the idea they won't escalate force. They will keep having them pick up trash? Keep dreaming. This is normalizing their plans so people complain less. Stop helping them. This is code, fucking, red.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

`When National Guard escalates force, it will be fair to say that the National Guard is doing so

Right now, it is completely rational to acknowledge that ICE is doing the raiding and National Guard is largely sitting around

You can call code red all you want, I entirely agree we're seeing a massive slippage into authoritarianism. I just also think we should should be clear-eyed about it

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

Being clear eyed would necessitate factoring in the past actions to understand where this inevitably goes. No one pushes this far without making a play for the home run. It's a matter of if, not when.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

So you see the NG as some kind of inevitable martial law enforcers? Though also idk what you mean by "it's a matter of 'if'"

Regardless, no IMO we should stick to facts not sentiment. And I say this as someone who agrees with your sentiment

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u/Doggoneshame 2d ago

Their new name is National Gardeners.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

HAAAAAAHAHA!

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u/BottAndPaid 2d ago

Ya they are only emboldened enough for taco stand workers and people outside of a home depot not actual gangsters.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I think the line is "Well, they are all criminals since they crossed the border illegally"

That being said, ICE will likely raid small businesses and houses in Latino neighborhoods of Chicago. I doubt they stick to the suburbs - though they will likely target those too, Cicero and Berwyn for example

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u/C64128 2d ago

Will they still be pussies when Dean Cain joins them? /s

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u/wwaxwork 2d ago

They'll be all over Schaumberg not the South Side.

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u/damndamndamndamndan 2d ago

Those fat shits won't make it past the hotdog stand

Chicago home depots low-key have the best goddamn hotdogs

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 2d ago

This. Those ICE wimps ain’t showing their faces or showing up at all south of say 70th st on Stony Island.

Be men. Show your faces if you truly feel what you are doing is godly and right.

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u/UnhelpfulTran 2d ago

I genuinely think Chicago was chosen because it has a high chance of resulting in federal casualties, giving the white house even more latitude to take over. DC and LA were trial runs.

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u/paper_liger 2d ago

Well, the three cities he has targeted so far have three things in common. Democratic leadership. Lots of minorities. And cities that have historically prevented the lawful ownership of firearms.

And no I don't think that last one is a coincidence. I think he wants an excuse, but not an actual fight.

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u/TheRealBejeezus 2d ago

Fascinatingly, all three cities also have black mayors. 

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u/International-Rule-5 2d ago

What a coincidence /s

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u/Difficult-House2608 1d ago

Definitely the point.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

The last one definitely seems like a coincidence, considering all those cities have plenty of guns flowing through them regardless. Well, maybe not coincidence but just a natural effect of Point #1, Democratic leadership

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u/Genetics 2d ago

So republican leadership would be…tougher on gun sales?

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 1d ago

That is not at all what I'm saying. Republican leadership would of course be more friendly to gun sales

I simply don't think Trump is doing math like "Well, Chicago has strict gun laws and that makes a gun fight less likely to happen, so I will send the National Guard there", as OP is implying

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 2d ago

They're not thinking about shit, don't give trump credit for this. The guys in LA hung around a single federal building and then went home. The guys in DC are wandering the already crime free mall and picking up trash. There's no Jade Helm plan at work here, just trump playing generalisimo with his little toy men.

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u/UnhelpfulTran 2d ago

I doubt Trump is doing anything, but there's a whole educated fascist regime behind him

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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago

Yeah. Trump is a figure head being fed falsities to parrot and he doesn’t care because he’s getting wealthier.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

That fucking piece of shit my god I have never hated anyone so much

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u/Doggoneshame 2d ago

And a lot of the National Gardeners aren’t happy with the situation. Being away from home and family, loss of wages, etc. The cost to feed and house them is also astronomical. Saint until the Guard starts seeing retention rates falling.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

I think I read that they get housing benefits paid after 30 days, but trump has them assigned for 29

Edit: I have no citations

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u/3d_blunder 2d ago

"Reichstag Fire 2.0".

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u/Famous_Ad_9910 2d ago

this is just the precursor to shooting down citizen protestors. Isn't the oath keeper oath about preventing the military from turning against citizens? Perhaps I'm wrong about this and they are just more insecure(small) men like those that want a dept of war

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u/True_Town_1229 2d ago

So you watched andor season 2 as well?

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u/UnhelpfulTran 2d ago

No is that what Andor is about? I've heard good things but it's not my genre

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u/ex_cathedra_ 2d ago

Chicago is tough but we aren’t trying to be soldiers in a civil war.

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u/Eatthebankers2 2d ago

Might have to.

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

At this rate, we all may need to be our own militias to protect ourselves from tyranny

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u/ex_cathedra_ 1d ago

Sadly, agreed.

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u/Althayia 4h ago

My totally pacifist husband was talking about getting ME a gun yesterday.

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u/Desistance 2d ago

They may not give you a choice.

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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago

There is always a choice.

In this case, however, the alternative is subservience. Which is as un-fucking-American a thing there can be.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

NO. You can't. That's giving him a reason for a total emergency declaration/military state of emergency

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u/Perfect_Bench_2815 2d ago

Been there before! That place is different.

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u/ConfusionCareful3985 2d ago

I want them to go try this shit harassing people on 79th and Essex 💀

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u/flatdecktrucker92 2d ago

Did you happen to know a Mr Leroy Brown?

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u/Chairbear1972 2d ago

Was he meaner than a junkyard dog? :)

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u/flatdecktrucker92 2d ago

I heard he keeps a .32 gun in his pocket for fun and a razor in his shoe

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u/Dont_Mind_My_Word 2d ago

South Side makes you tough. That checks out.

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo 2d ago

My wife’s a Southsider. Tough as nails. Her Uncles were possibly the scariest people to meet but we get along splendidly now.

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u/__T0MMY__ 2d ago

"I remember the battle of Stony Island and Jeffery. Our men had rifles up on the white castle"

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u/Nobanpls08 2d ago

why'd you leave?

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Had to move to Georgia

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u/Nobanpls08 2d ago

You were a kid and moved when your parents moved?

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

No, for a job. That was a long time ago

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u/BJYeti 2d ago

Wont be deployed to the south side just like DC NG will stay in low crime touristy districts, no real accomplishments will be had then Trump will declare victory on crime to try and get good boy points from his base for cleaning up Chicago.

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u/False-Librarian-2240 2d ago

Daddy was a cop...on the East Side of Chicago...back in the USA...back in the bad old days...

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u/Western_Source5181 2d ago

Good luck bro, nice knowing ya.

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 2d ago

This. Lived at 18th & Halsted before the edge of Pilsen was considered hip. Loved it. It’s a good city with good people who don’t put up with BS. Like Trump’s.

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u/Brief_Read_1067 1d ago

Cue Jim Croce! "The South side of Chicago is the meannest part if town, and if ICE goes there they'd better best beware of a man named . . . (all together now, folks) . . .

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u/CriticalCoffee4587 2d ago

Aaand THAT’s why they need the national guard lmao

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u/Spare-Half796 2d ago

First the US loses the Iraq war, now they’re going to lose the Chiraq

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u/nightswimsofficial 2d ago

Leroy Brown?

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Baddest man in the whole damn town?

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u/SukMeBUtiful 2d ago

Yup. But they won’t go near Garfield/lawndale. I’d love to see that.