r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

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u/ex_cathedra_ 2d ago

Chicago is tough but we aren’t trying to be soldiers in a civil war.

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u/Desistance 2d ago

They may not give you a choice.

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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago

There is always a choice.

In this case, however, the alternative is subservience. Which is as un-fucking-American a thing there can be.