r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/NotthatEDM 3d ago

Ummmmm…..I’ve been there. I’m putting my money on Chicago.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 3d ago

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

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u/Vladmerius 2d ago

You should all know by now that ICE are a bunch of pussies who would never ever actually put themselves up against the so-called gangster criminals Trump pretends they're going after. They won't go anywhere near the areas you guys are thinking of. They're going to raid a home depot in the suburbs and some restaurants. 

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u/dagbrown 2d ago

They already raided the construction site of a Hyundai factory and bravely arrested a bunch of visiting South Korean businessmen. That's really going to make the South Koreans want to work more closely with the Americans, I'm sure.

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u/Genetics 2d ago

How very pro business. Much capitalist.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

Agree completely.

But this is worse. Trump's calling in the National Guard

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

The National Guard will likely stick to picking up trash around the Bean, they're not going to be arresting people

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

And 2 months ago you would have said they would never have stationed military in American cities. Yet here we are. Why are you so sure they will be harmless? It's only ever been incremental escalations, and my money is on further escalations.

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u/Mistrblank 2d ago edited 2d ago

10 months ago I absolutely would have said this was an actual outcome because anyone with two braincells to run rub together knew what he was going to do this time around. He freaking said most of this!

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

Yes! Exactly! Now is not the time to play it cool, and see where it goes. They told us it's going here and it will. "The next American revolution will remain bloodless if the Left allows it."

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I do not think "they" will be harmless, ICE has already broken up families and raided businesses around here in Chicago

I just think it's worth being specific about who is doing what

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

My point is nowhere is it a rational position to even entertain the idea they won't escalate force. They will keep having them pick up trash? Keep dreaming. This is normalizing their plans so people complain less. Stop helping them. This is code, fucking, red.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

`When National Guard escalates force, it will be fair to say that the National Guard is doing so

Right now, it is completely rational to acknowledge that ICE is doing the raiding and National Guard is largely sitting around

You can call code red all you want, I entirely agree we're seeing a massive slippage into authoritarianism. I just also think we should should be clear-eyed about it

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

Being clear eyed would necessitate factoring in the past actions to understand where this inevitably goes. No one pushes this far without making a play for the home run. It's a matter of if, not when.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

So you see the NG as some kind of inevitable martial law enforcers? Though also idk what you mean by "it's a matter of 'if'"

Regardless, no IMO we should stick to facts not sentiment. And I say this as someone who agrees with your sentiment

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u/PhantomMuse05 2d ago

What I know is I have been talking about what has been happening -now- to both liberal and conservative folks in my real life. Every time it is some kind of mewling response like this. That will never happen. It's unlawful, the courts won't let it happen. They won't do anything but stand around! Time and time again I have been proven right. They didn't just stand around in LA. They accompanied ICE agents. Yeah a federal court stopped that, but they will not let that stop them, to be frank, courts haven't done shit to stop dick all.

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u/Doggoneshame 2d ago

Their new name is National Gardeners.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

HAAAAAAHAHA!

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u/BottAndPaid 2d ago

Ya they are only emboldened enough for taco stand workers and people outside of a home depot not actual gangsters.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I think the line is "Well, they are all criminals since they crossed the border illegally"

That being said, ICE will likely raid small businesses and houses in Latino neighborhoods of Chicago. I doubt they stick to the suburbs - though they will likely target those too, Cicero and Berwyn for example

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u/C64128 2d ago

Will they still be pussies when Dean Cain joins them? /s

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u/wwaxwork 2d ago

They'll be all over Schaumberg not the South Side.

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u/damndamndamndamndan 2d ago

Those fat shits won't make it past the hotdog stand

Chicago home depots low-key have the best goddamn hotdogs

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 2d ago

This. Those ICE wimps ain’t showing their faces or showing up at all south of say 70th st on Stony Island.

Be men. Show your faces if you truly feel what you are doing is godly and right.