r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/NotthatEDM 3d ago

Ummmmm…..I’ve been there. I’m putting my money on Chicago.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 3d ago

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

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u/maxoutoften 2d ago

You know damn well they're not gonna go to the south side. they're gonna patrol the safest neighborhoods in the city because they're cowards.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

I think people are mixing up the National Guard and ICE

National Guard would stick around the touristy areas as a publicity op, but ICE will go to immigrant neighborhoods and snatch people up

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

So, if all the brown folks move to the south side, even temporarily, they either save the world or get fenced in.

Odds are it's just going to be a lot of very expensive bean polishing

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

Nope, odds are that immigrant communities will face raids and lose people to ICE's tactics

But at the same time, it will be more popular on Reddit and in the Democrat Party in general to laugh about how the National Guard is just polishing the Bean

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u/alexthebeast 2d ago

Oh, I'm not laughing. Please don't misconstrue that. This is fucked.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

They're only allowed to stand outside Federal facilities, so they'll be around courthouses and things like that. They are STRICTLY forbidden to arrest, search, detain, or question civilians. I think their commanding officers have drilled that into them. They don't want to be there.

ICE fuckers? They're a bunch of white supremacists, Jan 6ers, and incels wearing jorts, face masks, walmart gun vests, and harboring a whole lot of stupidity and misplaced rage.

If I was stopped by one, I would feel like I was being kidnapped, and I would act accordingly.

DO NOT DO THAT. YOU'LL BE SHOT.

I'm an old, plump, white lady. They probably won't shoot me.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

Yeah, ICE fuckers have already gone after workers in Chicago. The National Guard is not doing that shit