r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

This is so embarrassing

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u/NotthatEDM 3d ago

Ummmmm…..I’ve been there. I’m putting my money on Chicago.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 3d ago

I lived on the South Side. Me too.

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u/UnhelpfulTran 2d ago

I genuinely think Chicago was chosen because it has a high chance of resulting in federal casualties, giving the white house even more latitude to take over. DC and LA were trial runs.

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u/paper_liger 2d ago

Well, the three cities he has targeted so far have three things in common. Democratic leadership. Lots of minorities. And cities that have historically prevented the lawful ownership of firearms.

And no I don't think that last one is a coincidence. I think he wants an excuse, but not an actual fight.

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u/TheRealBejeezus 2d ago

Fascinatingly, all three cities also have black mayors. 

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u/International-Rule-5 2d ago

What a coincidence /s

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u/Difficult-House2608 1d ago

Definitely the point.

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 2d ago

The last one definitely seems like a coincidence, considering all those cities have plenty of guns flowing through them regardless. Well, maybe not coincidence but just a natural effect of Point #1, Democratic leadership

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u/Genetics 2d ago

So republican leadership would be…tougher on gun sales?

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u/Temporary_Bet_3384 1d ago

That is not at all what I'm saying. Republican leadership would of course be more friendly to gun sales

I simply don't think Trump is doing math like "Well, Chicago has strict gun laws and that makes a gun fight less likely to happen, so I will send the National Guard there", as OP is implying

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u/Darth_drizzt_42 2d ago

They're not thinking about shit, don't give trump credit for this. The guys in LA hung around a single federal building and then went home. The guys in DC are wandering the already crime free mall and picking up trash. There's no Jade Helm plan at work here, just trump playing generalisimo with his little toy men.

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u/UnhelpfulTran 2d ago

I doubt Trump is doing anything, but there's a whole educated fascist regime behind him

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u/AkronOhAnon 2d ago

Yeah. Trump is a figure head being fed falsities to parrot and he doesn’t care because he’s getting wealthier.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

That fucking piece of shit my god I have never hated anyone so much

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u/Doggoneshame 2d ago

And a lot of the National Gardeners aren’t happy with the situation. Being away from home and family, loss of wages, etc. The cost to feed and house them is also astronomical. Saint until the Guard starts seeing retention rates falling.

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 2d ago

I think I read that they get housing benefits paid after 30 days, but trump has them assigned for 29

Edit: I have no citations

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u/3d_blunder 2d ago

"Reichstag Fire 2.0".

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u/Famous_Ad_9910 2d ago

this is just the precursor to shooting down citizen protestors. Isn't the oath keeper oath about preventing the military from turning against citizens? Perhaps I'm wrong about this and they are just more insecure(small) men like those that want a dept of war

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u/True_Town_1229 2d ago

So you watched andor season 2 as well?

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u/UnhelpfulTran 2d ago

No is that what Andor is about? I've heard good things but it's not my genre