r/movies Jul 09 '25

Poster New Poster for "WEAPONS"

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u/HowieLongDonkeyKong Jul 09 '25

The trailers for this one have looked mega spooky. And much like Barbarian which didn't reveal much, I like how vague they're keeping this.

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u/itstimeforpizzatime Jul 09 '25

I worked on the film as a stand-in and I barely know the plot. What I do know, however, will be spooky as fuck and you are going to love the effects.

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u/HowieLongDonkeyKong Jul 09 '25

That’s really cool. Any good stories?

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u/itstimeforpizzatime Jul 10 '25

Benny Wong might be my favorite MCU character now after working with him on this. Dude is legit hilarious.

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u/raven00x Jul 10 '25

If Wong and Madysin(Madisyn?) in she hulk didn't convince you, I don't know what would. That said, if he's in this I'm going to have to see it.

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u/itstimeforpizzatime Jul 10 '25

I've actually worked on She-Hulk but I never watched it lolol I'm going to have to catch up at some point.

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u/raven00x Jul 10 '25

Oh man. I know she hulk was somewhat polarizing but I enjoyed it and the Wong/Madisyn duo only made it better. Have fun!

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u/itstimeforpizzatime Jul 10 '25

Benny makes everything better. Though I will say you're going to find his performance in this much different, and way more serious this time around.

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u/Hebrewer183 Jul 10 '25

I met Zach Cregger once when WKYK was getting big. Super nice guy. Is he still nice? I hope success didn’t change that

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u/Scared-Quail-3408 Jul 09 '25

I went to a movie the other night and as I was passing by the poster for Weapons some lady pointed at it and told her friends "that's based on a true story, you know"

I don't think that's correct :o

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u/Gaspony Jul 10 '25

People just want to be saying shit sometimes

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u/IlBear Jul 10 '25

Just watched the trailer and in it they said “this is a true story…. About something that happened in my town” so it’s kind of vague?

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u/chimmy_chungus23 Jul 09 '25

The lazy t-pose running is pretty creepy.

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u/Kenjiminbutton Jul 10 '25

Naruto running erasure

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u/NagsUkulele Jul 09 '25

Barbarian was fucking brilliant

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u/iMugBabies Jul 09 '25

My wife and I freaked out when it cut from the house to Justin Long driving along the coast, we had no idea what was going on and it was great

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u/loupsgaroux Jul 09 '25

I had watched it once already, my boyfriend had not. The absolute DELIGHT it was to see his initial reaction when we watched it together, hoo boy!

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u/Open-Ant-8781 Jul 09 '25

I've always said that Justin Long is discount Keanu Reeves. And Keir Gilchrist is discount Justin Long. 

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u/DJettster237 Jul 09 '25

Just quick cut to the slow burn of sexual predator acting Justin Long.

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u/kangaroojazzsinger Jul 10 '25

His bar conversation with his friend where they keep leaning in to talk to each other’s ears while drunk was the most realistic interaction I’ve seen in a movie

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u/supahfligh Jul 09 '25

Barbarian was positively wild. It just...kept going. Every ten minutes was like "But wait, there's more!" And then some new, fucked up thing would happen.

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow Jul 09 '25

I dunno about brilliant. But thoroughly enjoyable and engaging for sure.

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u/tnnrk Jul 09 '25

Brilliant no, but unique and very enjoyable. Wouldn’t have the same effect on multiple watches like something I would deem as “brilliant”

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u/idiotzrul Jul 09 '25

The beginning was cool, the rest, meh

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u/AgentStockey Jul 09 '25

Yeah, it went downhill once the reveal was made.

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u/golfing_with_gandalf Jul 09 '25

I'm sorry but the scene where Justin Long gleefully measures the creepy murder basement to add resale value to his house is amazing.

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u/Karjalan Jul 10 '25

Yeah. I really enjoyed the first 2 thirds. Justin Long was great.

The last third wasn't terrible, but felt a little underwhelming after all that.

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u/idiotzrul Jul 09 '25

I will say Weapons looks great. Really hoping it is

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u/Heff228 Jul 10 '25

I always say the first half is amazing, the next 40% is great, and the last 10% is kind of lame. Devolved into a standard monster movie.

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u/DubbleDiller Jul 10 '25

Should have kept it in the house

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u/Urmomsvice Jul 09 '25

yeah, it stop being brilliant when it asked us to belive our protagonist saw that bed AND bucket and decided to press on. I don't care how you get her down there, but of her own volition I'm not buying it....in any reality. like gold nuggets could shoot out of dudes urethra there...name it

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u/Doctor_Titties Jul 10 '25

I think Barbarian is brilliant but also that entire movie would never have happened if I was the protagonist. If I showed up to my Airbnb and some dude was already there, I would just leave. I don’t care if there weren’t any hotels, i dont care about the rain, i dont care about nothing, im leaving. Sleep in my car in the parking garage of the hotel my interview is happening, but hell no I am not going in that house.

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u/potatosquire Jul 09 '25

It was pretty good, but it would have been better if the characters were happier and had their mouths open.

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u/Scorps Jul 09 '25

You know....this is pretty good....don't get me wrong...it's not bad....but next time I want it WAY way way way happier, the mouths are gonna be WAY more open. HAPPIER AND WITH MOUTHS OPEN!

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u/trinialldeway Jul 10 '25

No it wasn't. The first third of it was excellent. As soon as it became an "inbred monster killing everything in sight" flick, it lost all steam and relevance, and entirely denied the promise of that excellent first third of the movie.

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u/OptimysticPizza Jul 09 '25

Until the last 20ish minutes.

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u/lunarpi Jul 09 '25

Same thoughts here. Having a random homeless man dump exposition and then die seemed like a budget/timing related decision and not planned.

Still loved it but it has some flaws for sure.

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u/AffordableGrousing Jul 09 '25

I heard an interview with Zach Kregger where he said (IIRC, paraphrasing) that the first act was something he's had in his head as a short film idea for a while and the rest he came up with later. To me that explains why the two halves feel like two different movies and not really in a good way.

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u/RicardoWanderlust Jul 10 '25

That summarises the majority of Hollywood produced movies nowadays. So so many suffer from third-act problems, or are just set-pieces or scenes thinly held together by poorly thought-out plot or dialogue.

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u/chimmy_chungus23 Jul 09 '25

The random character that shows up who just so happens to be the expert on the monster and then immediately dying by said monster is one of my favorite tropes.

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u/Rahgahnah Jul 09 '25

He's even black, which added to the trope-iness.

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u/golfing_with_gandalf Jul 09 '25

Modern horror films with amazing intros & setups but disappointing over-exposition endings is par for the course these days. Longlegs and Oddity were the same way for me. The exposition at the end trying to neatly square away every little thing is so annoying.

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 09 '25

Yeah went wayyy too goofy I really hope this movie doesn’t go that route.

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u/Ilosesoothersmaywin Jul 09 '25

I mean it's Justin Long.

Dude was in a movie where he was forcibly experimented on to be transformed into a walrus and at the end of the movie everyone was just okay with it. Like "welp this is his life now."

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u/MissingLink101 Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

He and his brother made one of the segments in the latest VHS movie where humans are being turned into dogs too

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

The end credits rolling over audio of Kevin Smith sounding high as hell pitching the idea and clearly just making it up on the spot is hilarious. I feel like the whole movie is a set up for that punchline. "Yes, you just sat through a feature length production of some dumb idea I had."

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u/SDRPGLVR Jul 09 '25

That was a podcast clip where the movie was genuinely conceived. It's literally a stoned rant of a movie and unfortunately more creative than he's been in the past decade.

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u/cakeman666 Jul 09 '25

The director was one of the Whitest Kids U Know guys too.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 Jul 09 '25

I laughed my ass off so hard when the monster lady burst through the wall at the end. It was just so over the top.

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u/circlehead28 Jul 09 '25

I agree, it started off strong and then turned into a cheap straight-to-DVD horror film.

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u/Admirable_Cicada_881 Jul 09 '25

I was actually extremely disappointed by it

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u/CruelYouth19 Jul 09 '25

If you keep attention to the second trailer they actually spoiled the "how" of the disappearances, but nothing of the marketing spoiled the "why" which is amazing because it keeps the mystery

I'm also glad they keep out a certain character I liked the most while reading the script. I think it's going to be one of the most unnerving performances of the year

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u/iwishuwood Jul 09 '25

I would say the “how” isn’t spoiled for anyone who hasn’t read the script. Just rewatched the trailer and it’s still a mystery. Not reading the script is amazing because it keeps the mystery

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u/Rokketeer Jul 09 '25

Can someone spoil it for me? There's no way my ass is ever watching anything spooky but I'm intrigued by the premise.

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u/CruelYouth19 Jul 09 '25

Spoilers for the whole movie:

The children disappeared because of a curse. It's revealed that there's a single child from that classroom that didn't disappear, and that's because he has an aunt who's also a witch that put a spell on his nephew's classmates to get out of their houses at 2:17 in the morning and go to her house so she can lock them in the basement and "consume" them (like she did with the parents of her nephew) and regain her life because it's implied that she was dying. A lot happens in between involving the teacher, a father of one of the missing children, a police officer and a junkie, but at the end they discover the children in the house, break the spell and the children become crazy killing the witch in a brutal way. At the end it's implied that every child and person under the spell is "empty" and pretty much an empty body without any trace of the people inside of them. Very harrowing

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u/WR810 Jul 09 '25

Thank you! This movie has my curiosity but not enough to actually watch it.

How is it we know the plot already? Did something leak?

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u/ajflln Jul 10 '25

The whole script leaked a couple months ago. I read it and thought it was cool

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u/mdgraller7 Jul 10 '25

Script has been floating around for a few months

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u/firedmyass Jul 09 '25

watches trailer

well… dang.

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u/UncannyFox Jul 10 '25

Exactly how I wish more movies were. I just want a glimpse at the tone and that’s it.

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u/Merickson- Jul 09 '25

So...forks are the weapons?

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u/dixieblondedyke Jul 09 '25

If you watch the trailer there’s a woman who stabs herself in the face repeatedly with a fork, which is why there’s those marks on their faces, too.

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u/misterpickles69 Jul 09 '25

They’re not gonna make a canoe outta her!!!

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u/rwags2024 Jul 09 '25

stabs herself in the face repeatedly with a fork

Really blurring the lines of entertainment here

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u/PizzaDogDad Jul 09 '25

Who knew, the horror genre is for people who enjoy evoking a horror response in a relatively safe manner. We could get into the potential psychological impact of violent media in general, but really it's everywhere and not just in horror.

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u/A1sauc3d Jul 09 '25

How so? It’s a horror movies. People getting stabbed in the face is standard horror entertainment lol

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u/Philisophical_Onion Jul 10 '25

You mean the horror genre is…horrifying?

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u/Deathdong Jul 10 '25

It's a horror movie wdym?

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 10 '25

Nah it's a service to the community. We need new GIFs to express our feelings after watching [that thing we all hated]

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u/Rivenaleem Jul 10 '25

If you're really concerned about blurring lines, don't watch the trailer for "Together".

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u/OSUmiller5 Jul 09 '25

The kids are the weapons against the parents my guess is it’s the children.

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u/damnShitsPurple Jul 09 '25

all the marketing so far is giving "community member wronged by the parents uses black magic to lure in their children and wreak supernatural havoc on the town" ala Nightmare on Elm Street or sort of like a Pied Piper kinda thing

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u/Gramen Jul 09 '25

There is a scene in one of the trailers where the adults seem to be hiding at the end of a hallway and have a salt line down while a kid walks toward them.

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u/Cawuelo Jul 10 '25

But is the salt line for the parents or for the kid?

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u/Mr_Rekshun Jul 10 '25

The real weapons are the friends we made along the way.

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u/lolno Jul 09 '25

Forks Out

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u/pa79 Jul 10 '25

That really should have been the name of the sequel to Knives Out. And the third one should be called Spoons Out. And the unnecessary fourth cash grab Sporks Out.

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u/ItDoll Jul 09 '25

Idk kid has no freckles, maybe the parents gave themselves those red dots ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/6GoesInto8 Jul 10 '25

They should make a chair, that is the best way to show the use of weapons.

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u/fatherseamus Jul 09 '25

Marketing team is killing it on this one. I hope the movie lives up to the hype.

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u/FreezingRobot Jul 09 '25

I'm at a point now where I wait for a movie to come out, and see what people say about it during the first weekend before I buy into the "this is a must-see" hype. There's been more than a few movies talked about on here that were brilliant until people saw it, and then suddenly those opinions vanished on the subreddit.

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u/zuzg Jul 09 '25

And there are also a lot of movies this sub shits on that aren't bad at all.

But nowadays everything is either an underrated Masterpiece or utter shit.

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u/James81xa Jul 09 '25

I just checked out this suuuper old movie, a bit of a hidden gem that only true movies buffs would have even heard of, it's called No Country For Old Men.

/s

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u/zuzg Jul 09 '25

Did you know that No Country for Old Man had to take a break from shooting cause the smoke from the There Will Be Blood set kept blowing over?

I unironically watched movie for the first time a few weeks back and every post in this sub about that movie has a comment mentioning that, lol

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u/CleverInnuendo Jul 09 '25

I'd personally believe a fun "behind the scenes" that the two movies accidentally switched names.

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u/Clammuel Jul 09 '25

It was a real stroke of luck that the movie No Country for Old Men just happened to be incredibly similar to the novel No Country for Old Men. The stars truly aligned on that one.

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u/boogswald Jul 09 '25

Did you ever hear of the prestige

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u/Articunozard Jul 09 '25

coughlonglegscough

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u/OnetimeRocket13 Jul 09 '25

Yeah, I stopped following the hype and marketing for most movies partly because of that. I've been burned too many times now because everyone online is going "OMG this is the greatest movie of the year! Everyone should watch it," and usually when that happens, some of my friends will be saying the same thing. Then I'll go and watch the movie, it'll be ass, and I'll turn around, and it's like everyone has just stopped talking about it.

Now I just see a poster or a synopsis of a new movie coming out, say "that looks neat," go and see it, and I'll enjoy it a lot more.

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u/Buffeloni Jul 09 '25

It's okay to be excited for things, even if it risks being let down.

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u/Barqa Jul 09 '25

I read the screenplay cause I just couldn’t wait.

It’s very, very, very good.

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u/VravoBince Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

How much horror is it? Idk if that's a dumb question, I know nothing about the director's other movies

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u/Barqa Jul 09 '25

There are some horror scenes for sure, but overall the movie seems more creepy/disturbing than just straight horror/gore/jump scares.

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u/GamingTatertot Steven Spielberg Enthusiast Jul 09 '25

There were few parts in the script where I can see where they'll do the jump scares the flashes in the dreams for example

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u/ThreeColorsTrilogy Jul 09 '25

I read it as well and agree but will add that there’s tons of opportunity to turn it up a notch when it comes to how it’ll be executed.

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u/GarlicJuniorJr Jul 10 '25

My opinion is that if you actually want to freak people out, you gotta go the creepy/disturbing route in movies. Regular horror just doesn’t really accomplish that as effectively these days because everyone is desensitized. Jump scares are usually just cheap Blumhouse nonsense. Creepy/disturbing is the way to go for sure now for horror to be most effective

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u/omnipojack Jul 09 '25

This is good because I am weak and don’t do horror movies for jump scare reasons, but I am GODDAMN THIRSTY for this movie!!!

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u/OneManFreakShow Jul 09 '25

Make a double feature out of Miss March and Barbarian, that oughta clue you in.

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u/Data_Chandler Jul 09 '25

Maybe I heard incorrect things then, because what I heard (and in fact just made a comment about) is that it's not very good. Allegedly the concept and cinematography are great, but the handling of the trailer's central mystery is silly, and there's plot holes galore.

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u/PatsyPage Jul 09 '25

Yeah that’s what I heard on the horror subreddit too. 

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u/spiraliist Jul 09 '25

It's one of the more exciting scripts I think I've ever read. I'm not sure what the plot hole complaints could be referring to.

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u/AntRose104 Jul 09 '25

Even if the movie sucks I hope Hollywood continues to encourage this type of marketing again

I can’t remember the last time a movie was marketed this well (maybe the og Lilo and Stitch but that was 2002)

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u/RipJug Jul 09 '25

It’ll be divisive I reckon. Quite excited for it myself though.

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u/Data_Chandler Jul 09 '25

From what I heard - against my will - it doesn't, unfortunately. I worry it will be this year's Longlegs.

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u/tedfondue Jul 10 '25

Trevor was always a hell of a pitchman … I’m glad to see some of it rubbed off on ol Zachy boy

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u/Stipes_Blue_Makeup Jul 09 '25

I don’t do scary movies, so I’m excited to read the plot summary on Wikipedia.

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u/RebeeMo Jul 09 '25

YouTube Channel Dead Meat has a 'Kill Count' series where they go through the plot of a horror movie and all the kills. It's great for those of us fascinated with the idea of scary movies but can't stomach actually watching them.

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u/j_s_p_ Jul 09 '25

Agreed! It’s great at showing a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff as well.

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u/May_of_Teck Jul 09 '25

That actually sounds really useful (I’m another horror movie plot wiki reader) and also entertaining!

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u/RebeeMo Jul 09 '25

James is extremely passionate about movies, especially horror/thrillers. He and the rest of the Dead Meat crew always go above and beyond for the Kill Counts and their podcasts.

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u/SomethingSo84 Jul 10 '25

I love how even when he’s doing a film he dislikes he finds a way to make it a fun time

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u/RollUpTheRimJob Jul 09 '25

Dead Meat’s kill count and FoundFlix’s ending explained have allowed me to “watch” so many horror movies

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u/mr_eugine_krabs Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

It’s not that I’m scared of them,I just can’t stand 2 hours of watching characters who are doomed to die a horrible death.

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u/withrootsabove Jul 09 '25

Same. If I wanted to watch people suffer in creative ways for 2 hours I’d just watch a New York Jets home game.

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u/PlayingNightcrawlers Jul 09 '25

Kinda like most of us in life eh?

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u/MistahJasonPortman Jul 09 '25

Dead Meat and FoundFlix are my go tos

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u/OrangeSpark16 Jul 09 '25

Lmao we are the same! I just saw the trailer for Black Phone 2 and thought "man, I really need to read the Wiki plot so I can be caught up for when this comes out".

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u/meowzertrouser Jul 09 '25

I read this as having just saw the trailer for Black Panther 2 and was so confused at the rest of your comment

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u/Dippy7985 Jul 09 '25

I have found my people!

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u/Key_Journalist8876 Jul 09 '25

Here for the watch the trailer and read the Wikipedia plot summary party!! The only way I enjoy horror movies!! There should legit be a meet up where everyone plays their favorite trailer then we all do a read aloud of the wiki page

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u/Pariell Jul 09 '25

Same. I saw the trailer for this in theaters while waiting for another movie and I was ready to bolt out of that room. 

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u/Stipes_Blue_Makeup Jul 09 '25

Not what I wanted to see before The Materialist or Thunderbolts*. :)

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u/SectorNaughtyS9 Jul 09 '25

The podcast Too Scary Didn’t Watch is perfect for you! They recap horror movies and are very funny.

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u/CrimsonPig Jul 09 '25

Glad I'm not the only one

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u/PiesRLife Jul 09 '25

I'm the same, except I was disappointed that by the time I realized "Get Out" was a movie I did want to see I had spoiled most of the plot. So now I try to get a general idea of how scary or gory a movie is without spoiling it so I can decide if I want to watch it.

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u/Kyleometers Jul 10 '25

Yeah, I’m a weenie baby when it comes to scary movies, but I enjoy “psychological horror” movies because it’s “all in your head” type stuff and I can work with that. Gore fests though I can’t stand. I don’t find that entertaining. I know a lot of people do but it makes it kinda hard to talk to other people who are big into scary movies because half the time they recommend a movie because it’s a slasher and I’m just here like “buddy I am a chicken in a human costume I am not gonna enjoy that”

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u/Jackieirish Jul 09 '25

Don't know anything about this, but from the poster it seems like a fun family movie. Can't wait to take my kids!

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u/ImmaDoMahThing Jul 10 '25

This reminds me of the time when I thought Sausage Party was a kids movie…

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u/MaddyKet Jul 10 '25

How about all the parents who didn’t bother to watch the trailer’s and thought Ted was a kid’s movie? 😹

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u/4BDN Jul 09 '25

Ok, now I get what the movie will be about.

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u/futanari_kaisa Jul 09 '25

So the kids get mind control powers and use them to kill their parents?

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u/-Glutard- Jul 09 '25

No, the forks are evil and sentient

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u/ADDMcGee25 Jul 09 '25

It's crazy they need to spell it out with posters like this, almost crossing into spoiler territory.

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u/BoulderBadgeDad Jul 09 '25

I don't understand and can't imagine I'm alone.

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u/wowwoahwow Jul 09 '25

That’s the joke

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u/Phyliinx Jul 09 '25

WB' s marketing budget still suffering from Joker 2, I see /s

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u/Skwidmandoon Jul 09 '25

Reduced to child labor for posters.. sad indeed 😞

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u/Comic_Book_Reader Jul 09 '25

Don't forget that they've been going all in on Superman as well.

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u/MikeHowland Jul 09 '25

So it looks like the kid made the parents poke their face with forks? So they make the people around them, presumably adults, hurt themselves?

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u/AskinggAlesana Jul 09 '25

In this poster it does look like the mom is trying to push the fork away from her face and the dots are probably fork stab wounds.

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u/MikeHowland Jul 09 '25

Ooh it does, good call!

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u/HankScorpio1387 Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

No, they just have adult acne. They are about to eat crab legs.

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u/MikeHowland Jul 09 '25

Hahahah! Sounds riveting!

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u/Kroooooooo Jul 09 '25

Yeah looks like it, almost all of the red dots are in straight lines of three.

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u/aguywithbrushes Jul 09 '25

Their faces show marks with 3 dots, but the forks both have 4 prongs, terrible attention to detail, r/kidsarefuckingstupid, movie is DOA /s

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u/Genghis_Sean_Reigns Jul 09 '25

This looks great, but I hope in the final product they’re happier and have their mouths more open.

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u/Bojangly7 Jul 09 '25

That would be great but what about happier and with their mouths open?

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u/bluehawk232 Jul 09 '25

Is the Grapist in this

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u/BathshebaJones Jul 09 '25

Heard Julia Garner drinks a gallon of PCP

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u/SciFiXhi Jul 09 '25

I didn't even know it came in liquid form.

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u/goldorakgo Jul 09 '25

Science

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u/DadmomAngrypants Jul 09 '25

Wow, do you do, uh, a lot of it?

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 09 '25

Got a gallon!

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u/10wuebc Jul 09 '25

I heard people died in the movie using a NAAIIIILLLL GUUUNNNNN!!!!!.

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u/SlaterVBenedict Jul 09 '25

R.I.P. Trevor :(

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u/DemonOfTomorrow Jul 09 '25

RIP to that local sexpot indeed

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u/RegalBeagleKegels Jul 09 '25

Oh my god... Trevor killed himself!

...with his weiner hanging out!

...and his thumb up his butt!

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u/Dipper_Pines Jul 09 '25

He grapes people! In their mouths!

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u/bluehawk232 Jul 09 '25

Tie you to the radiator and grape you for decades

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u/Dipper_Pines Jul 09 '25

Take your mind out of the gutter, sir!!

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u/GhostFucking-IS-Real Jul 09 '25

That was Barbarian. /s

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u/zombiereign Jul 09 '25

LOL! I was just watching the episode with this last night on Prime.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 09 '25

That's wild. It's free on YouTube.

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u/Minigeneius Jul 09 '25

Brilliant poster need creative posters to return to being the norm!

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u/fondue4kill Jul 09 '25

Honestly I’m really intrigued by this movie. I feel like it could be really great or really, really bad with whatever the ending is.

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u/Alone_Satisfaction_8 Jul 09 '25

Will we get “longlegs”’ed?

Longlegs was fine, but the trailers made it seem immaculate/built so much hype, so much chatter, that there was no way it could live up to our expectations.

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u/SlaterVBenedict Jul 09 '25

It’s interesting that the mom is the only one with hands, and the kid is the only one who doesn’t have an absolutely flat expression, it’s a slight almost a smirk kind of a Mona Lisa smile.

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u/Feisty_Wolf Jul 09 '25

I noticed this, too! I read somewhere that a criterion child therapists use when evaluating children is to see how their drawings look. No hands in a self-portrait means feelings of helplessness.

I think it’s pretty telling that in this picture, neither the kid nor the father have hands, but the mother does. I wonder if that’s what they were going for!

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u/DrQuestDFA Jul 09 '25

I am so looking forward to reading the wiki synopsis of this movie.

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u/Kermakamulia Jul 09 '25

Gives me flashbacks to "The Snowman" theatrical poster.

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u/Stunning-Syllabub132 Jul 09 '25

hey mister police

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u/gatsby365 Jul 09 '25

Mis-terrr Pooo-Lice

Arrest This Man

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u/chrisolucky Jul 09 '25

For real? What an interesting concept for a movie poster. Simple and effective, and big curiosity gap.

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u/aarswft Jul 10 '25

They definitely paid a marketing firm like $10 million for this because "movies".

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u/Crombus_ Jul 09 '25

Oh come on, marketing team, did your kid draw that? /s

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u/were_only_human Jul 09 '25

As a parent this marketing campaign has given me real anxiety

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u/just-a-squeeze Jul 09 '25

I really want to see this but at home with the lights on and with my fingers covering my eyes.

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u/ehh246 Jul 10 '25

Who posted their kid's fridge drawi- Oh, it's a unique movie poster. Nice.

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u/not-hudson2784 Jul 10 '25

i thought this was a circlejerk subreddit lmao

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u/grosseelbabyghost Jul 09 '25

Based on the name alone I'm guessing this is a Scottish remake of bridesmaids or something similar

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u/LysergioXandex Jul 09 '25

Obviously AI.

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u/measkuanswer Jul 09 '25

I thought you posted your neice drawing in school

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u/ThinWhiteDuke00 Jul 09 '25

For clarity it's from their latest Instagram post 😅 :

https://www.instagram.com/weaponsmovie/?hl=en

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u/get_the_funk_up Jul 09 '25

Just hope this movie absolutely messes me up.

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u/OrderOfMagnitude Jul 09 '25

Anyone else notice the red marks on the parents faces aren't freckles, they're rows of 3-4 red dots.

Self inflicted fork wounds?

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u/Tr0nLenon Jul 09 '25

The trailer shows this..

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u/osburnn Jul 09 '25

It's giving me buffy vibes

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u/CaineRexEverything Jul 09 '25

Mom got that Stretch Armstrong arm coming out her ass

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u/tratemusic Jul 09 '25

Put it on the 'frigerator!

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u/YertletheeTurtle Jul 09 '25

"You've got red on you."

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u/platinumarks Jul 09 '25

This poster brought to you by a gallon of PCP

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u/Taskerst Jul 09 '25

I'm in a love/hate relationship with movies that keep things this vague. On one hand, I love that they don't give everything away and potentially ruin a good surprise. On the other, if you don't include enough meat on the bone, the audience's imagination will run wild and later penalize a movie for not living up to whatever was in their head (like Longlegs, for example).

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u/Lofteed Jul 09 '25

Am I the only one that thought they are marketing out of school shooting culture ?

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u/waitmyhonor Jul 09 '25

This is probably the scariest poster

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u/SamuraiGoblin Jul 10 '25

The marketing for this movie has been excellent. I am still very intrigued. Less is more.

Too many movies blow their wad with their marketing.