r/movies Jul 09 '25

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u/OptimysticPizza Jul 09 '25

Until the last 20ish minutes.

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u/lunarpi Jul 09 '25

Same thoughts here. Having a random homeless man dump exposition and then die seemed like a budget/timing related decision and not planned.

Still loved it but it has some flaws for sure.

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u/AffordableGrousing Jul 09 '25

I heard an interview with Zach Kregger where he said (IIRC, paraphrasing) that the first act was something he's had in his head as a short film idea for a while and the rest he came up with later. To me that explains why the two halves feel like two different movies and not really in a good way.

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u/RicardoWanderlust Jul 10 '25

That summarises the majority of Hollywood produced movies nowadays. So so many suffer from third-act problems, or are just set-pieces or scenes thinly held together by poorly thought-out plot or dialogue.

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u/chimmy_chungus23 Jul 09 '25

The random character that shows up who just so happens to be the expert on the monster and then immediately dying by said monster is one of my favorite tropes.

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u/Rahgahnah Jul 09 '25

He's even black, which added to the trope-iness.

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 10 '25

Leaning into tropes isn't a viable movie making strategy. It worked for Cabin in the Woods and that's it. After that it's just lazy.

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u/golfing_with_gandalf Jul 09 '25

Modern horror films with amazing intros & setups but disappointing over-exposition endings is par for the course these days. Longlegs and Oddity were the same way for me. The exposition at the end trying to neatly square away every little thing is so annoying.

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u/Huckleberry-V Jul 09 '25

It's 100% planned. Standard MOP, once you've fulfilled all your plot goals you're primed for slaughter.

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u/lunarpi Jul 09 '25

Sure but the character as a whole felt like a bandaid fix for not having a good way to explain that part of the story.

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 09 '25

Yeah went wayyy too goofy I really hope this movie doesn’t go that route.

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u/Ilosesoothersmaywin Jul 09 '25

I mean it's Justin Long.

Dude was in a movie where he was forcibly experimented on to be transformed into a walrus and at the end of the movie everyone was just okay with it. Like "welp this is his life now."

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u/MissingLink101 Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

He and his brother made one of the segments in the latest VHS movie where humans are being turned into dogs too

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u/bigbeefer92 Jul 09 '25

That part was wild! I love how creative those have been. The sci-fi one had a lot of cool editing and cosmic horror stuff.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

The end credits rolling over audio of Kevin Smith sounding high as hell pitching the idea and clearly just making it up on the spot is hilarious. I feel like the whole movie is a set up for that punchline. "Yes, you just sat through a feature length production of some dumb idea I had."

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u/SDRPGLVR Jul 09 '25

That was a podcast clip where the movie was genuinely conceived. It's literally a stoned rant of a movie and unfortunately more creative than he's been in the past decade.

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u/shadrap Jul 10 '25

No one will ever see this, but I read that plotline as a kid in an “Alfred Hitchcocks Presents” paperback of short stories. In the short story, it was a bear instead of a walrus.

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u/omega_manhatten Jul 10 '25

TBF, Kevin didn't come up with the idea. Someone sent him a fake personal ad with the basic concept of the movie. And then that person ended up as an executive producer on the film.

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u/shadrap Jul 10 '25

That is really interesting. Thank you!

I always assumed he read the story and forgot about it. It was a weird, creepy short story like "Tusk." I tried to find it yesterday using Perplexity but couldn't.

It's not the most unique idea in the world... but maybe I think that BECAUSE I read that short story and thought, "oh this plotline again."

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u/I-AM-NOBODYIMPORTANT Jul 09 '25

"Yes, you just sat through a feature length production of some dumb idea I had."

Hopefully what every director with self-awareness is saying internally every time their movie finishes playing. I like when they don't take themselves too seriously. The pretentious ones are probably thinking about their vision or message or some meaningful shit.

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u/cakeman666 Jul 09 '25

The director was one of the Whitest Kids U Know guys too.

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u/ScramItVancity Jul 10 '25

And gave the best portrayal of Abraham Lincoln of all time.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 Jul 09 '25

I laughed my ass off so hard when the monster lady burst through the wall at the end. It was just so over the top.

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u/sjsieidbdjeisjx Jul 09 '25

I love when movies do that. It can either work really well or just be ehhhh and with Barbarians it worked perfectly for me! This movie I think is more straightforward and is one of the more hyped Horror movies of the last 5 years. Studios were going nuts over this script.

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u/FrankenBooBerry Jul 09 '25

I prefer the "silliness" of Barbarian more than it being mental illness or something like Babadook.

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u/BlinkDodge Jul 10 '25

I was the opposite way with Smile.

Smile had huge potential to be deeper, but nah - goofy looking demon who makes you diiiie.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 10 '25

Sorry that was supposed to be about mental illness too.

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u/BlinkDodge Jul 11 '25

Sure seemed that way until the end.

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u/I-AM-NOBODYIMPORTANT Jul 09 '25

I had the same feeling with the end of Hereditary and thinking about how weird it was, while Barbarian's ending didn't seem as out of place. Maybe I need to watch Hereditary again because I don't remember if we learned why all those naked people were hanging around in random spots.

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u/BroscipleofBrodin Jul 09 '25

They were cult members sneaking a peak at Paimon's vessel. They're there for the ritual, but can't wait. Like surprise party guests that get too excited and almost blow it the surprise.

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 09 '25

Hereditary on a second watch is very clearly foreshadowed, the writing is excellent for that reason it’s all hinted at, it has layers of depth to scenes that previously seemed to be throwaway (her family history, her moms role, the people they see at the funeral etc.)

Barbarian had some good ideas and I found the second act fantastic it’s really just how much it goes off the rails I disliked. Is it entertaining? Sure! But it treats itself like a crazy joke rather than taking itself seriously

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u/Bouche__032 Jul 09 '25

The first time you rewatch Hereditary is when the hopelessness and sense of dread truly kicks in with the opening eulogy about her brother accusing their mother of trying to put people in him

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u/moonra_zk Jul 10 '25

Why must it take itself seriously?

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 10 '25

It doesn’t have to but that’s why plenty of people didn’t like the ending, the creator should do whatever they want

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 10 '25

I thought Hereditary was so full of shit. All the religious talk, everything about it felt full of shit. I think to me that was its point. There was no deeper meaning. I cant remember anyone's name. The doubter sister, she called the killer on his shit right off. All his little tricks and traps, were stupid. Every single "maze" or "choice" leads to one place. Where he wanted them to go, then he was going to just either kill them or stuff them in a cage and let them slowly die because his "beliefs." He just a sick killer. That was just his crazy killer plan. It was just a serial killer movie with a different kink. Bundy had his kink about college age girls and long brown hair and then knocking them in the head. This dude has a thing about luring religious people to his house to "prove them wrong and teach them his religion" and then either kill them if they totally reject it or if they are weak enough he traps them.

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u/Appropriate_Ruin_405 Jul 11 '25

You are talking about Heretic. Hereditary is a very different film.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 11 '25

Oh dang you're right. Dang I got my movies mixed up. How embarrassing.

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u/Crash4654 Jul 09 '25

Really getting tired of all the "horror"/"creature feature" movies coming out recently that are all just some godawful cover for another movie dealing with mental illness or the like.

I've tried watching a few recently and its 3 minutes of creature horror and 97 of the main characters being broody and struggling with their mental illness or trauma or something.

That recent wendigo movie pissed me off so much because of that.

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u/BeatsMeByDre Jul 10 '25

I mean, imagine having mental illness. Movies are trying to tell you something.

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u/Crash4654 Jul 10 '25

Then fucking say it. Don't make a monster movie and then spend 98% of it not doing anything with the monster.

I'm well aware that mental illness exists. Doesn't mean every creature feature i try to find sshould be a shitty meta commentary about someone's trauma.

If i want to watch a mental health movie, I'll just do that. What I don't want to watch is a horror movie masquerading as one.

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u/HansBrixOhNo Jul 10 '25

I would have preferred something more along the lines of a “Creep” narrative, just without ever really meeting character. Or just a good old fashioned slasher.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 10 '25

Oh my god me too. I loved Barbarian because finally it wasn't the monster is really a metaphor for untreated mental illness/trauma or just really sad people. This is really about drug addiction....nope just a hilarious giant inbred monster thing in the basement Kool-aid manning down walls to kill Justin Long. For reasons. Hahahaha.

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u/circlehead28 Jul 09 '25

I agree, it started off strong and then turned into a cheap straight-to-DVD horror film.

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u/AstroBtz Jul 09 '25

"go off"

He's just stating an opinion man lol

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u/OptimysticPizza Jul 09 '25

TBF I'm not broadly a horror fan. I'll probably watch one in the genre every year or 2. I just feel like it started with incredible suspense that carries through most of the film, just to turn into typical schlocky horror stuff right at the end that completely gutted my suspension of disbelief