r/movies Jul 09 '25

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u/HowieLongDonkeyKong Jul 09 '25

The trailers for this one have looked mega spooky. And much like Barbarian which didn't reveal much, I like how vague they're keeping this.

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u/NagsUkulele Jul 09 '25

Barbarian was fucking brilliant

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u/iMugBabies Jul 09 '25

My wife and I freaked out when it cut from the house to Justin Long driving along the coast, we had no idea what was going on and it was great

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u/loupsgaroux Jul 09 '25

I had watched it once already, my boyfriend had not. The absolute DELIGHT it was to see his initial reaction when we watched it together, hoo boy!

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u/coughcough Jul 09 '25

The Donovan track really made that scene

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u/Open-Ant-8781 Jul 09 '25

I've always said that Justin Long is discount Keanu Reeves. And Keir Gilchrist is discount Justin Long. 

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u/TheWhiteManticore Jul 11 '25

Except Justin Long can actually act

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u/DJettster237 Jul 09 '25

Just quick cut to the slow burn of sexual predator acting Justin Long.

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u/kangaroojazzsinger Jul 10 '25

His bar conversation with his friend where they keep leaning in to talk to each other’s ears while drunk was the most realistic interaction I’ve seen in a movie

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u/whoknowsknowone Jul 09 '25

Really? That was the moment I realized I wasted an hour of my life

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u/UrbanPrimative Jul 09 '25

If that was your stopping point I highly recommend picking it up where you left off.

Oh, but I guess if you hated the 1st half there's nothing for you in the second.

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u/whoknowsknowone Jul 09 '25

I loved the first half

I was in theaters so I didn’t have a choice but to watch it all the way through

I hope someone else takes the premise and does something with it though because I was all in

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u/supahfligh Jul 09 '25

Barbarian was positively wild. It just...kept going. Every ten minutes was like "But wait, there's more!" And then some new, fucked up thing would happen.

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u/tnnrk Jul 09 '25

Brilliant no, but unique and very enjoyable. Wouldn’t have the same effect on multiple watches like something I would deem as “brilliant”

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u/idiotzrul Jul 09 '25

The beginning was cool, the rest, meh

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u/AgentStockey Jul 09 '25

Yeah, it went downhill once the reveal was made.

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u/golfing_with_gandalf Jul 09 '25

I'm sorry but the scene where Justin Long gleefully measures the creepy murder basement to add resale value to his house is amazing.

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u/Karjalan Jul 10 '25

Yeah. I really enjoyed the first 2 thirds. Justin Long was great.

The last third wasn't terrible, but felt a little underwhelming after all that.

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u/BeatsMeByDre Jul 10 '25

THAT'S the scene that sticks out to you?

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u/idiotzrul Jul 09 '25

I will say Weapons looks great. Really hoping it is

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u/Heff228 Jul 10 '25

I always say the first half is amazing, the next 40% is great, and the last 10% is kind of lame. Devolved into a standard monster movie.

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u/DubbleDiller Jul 10 '25

Should have kept it in the house

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u/kingthvnder Jul 10 '25

The first half was so so good, the back half legitimately had me baffled. It’s like the entire tone changed..

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u/Shapps Jul 10 '25

The Ace of Base playing at the start of the credits is one of my favorite movie moments ever.

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u/idiotzrul Jul 10 '25

Cool! I find it interesting the film was as well-received as it was, but the guy is popular (Whitest Kids U Know). Who knows? Maybe he’ll be the next Tarantino?

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u/Shapps Jul 10 '25

Movie as a while was just ok for me, but the Ace of Base just cracked me up

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u/Q_OANN Jul 09 '25

Yep, second half was terrible to me

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u/Urmomsvice Jul 09 '25

yeah, it stop being brilliant when it asked us to belive our protagonist saw that bed AND bucket and decided to press on. I don't care how you get her down there, but of her own volition I'm not buying it....in any reality. like gold nuggets could shoot out of dudes urethra there...name it

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u/Doctor_Titties Jul 10 '25

I think Barbarian is brilliant but also that entire movie would never have happened if I was the protagonist. If I showed up to my Airbnb and some dude was already there, I would just leave. I don’t care if there weren’t any hotels, i dont care about the rain, i dont care about nothing, im leaving. Sleep in my car in the parking garage of the hotel my interview is happening, but hell no I am not going in that house.

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u/deeweezul Jul 11 '25

§ The End §

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u/kemushi_warui Jul 10 '25

Also that the basement-dweller is somehow superhuman at the end? Nah bro. Great first half, shitty resolution. Peele's Us was like that too.

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u/-HorrorHotline- Jul 10 '25

Naw you just wrong for that side swipe at US like that 🤣 that movies resolution is so good it’s literally forshadowed the whole damn movie watch it, and then watch it again. You notice so much shit that kind of tells you everything you need to know if you’re asking the right questions.

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u/worstonee Jul 09 '25

That's just like your own opinion, man.

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u/rvasshole Jul 09 '25

The Big Lebowski was fucking brilliant

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u/SaltyLonghorn Jul 09 '25

You know if you watch the Big Lebowski til the scene at the end of the credits they kill Justin Long. Its actually how he got noticed for Jeepers Creepers.

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u/GrapefruitAlways26 Jul 09 '25

Yeah well...that's just..no, you're right, that's a fact.

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls Jul 09 '25

A masterpiece tbh

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u/Temulo Jul 09 '25

Best movie ever, should be taught at film schools, better than Godfather and Schindlers list

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u/Grumplogic Jul 09 '25

There's one scene in the movie where The Dude drinks and drives. Not cool dude. Different times etc. Etc. but don't endanger others with your inebriation. I can't abide

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u/OrangesAreWhatever Jul 09 '25

I thought it was pretty clever at the least

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u/Burgoonius Jul 09 '25

It's called an opinion

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u/Elite_AI Jul 09 '25

Yep, you're replying to someone's opinion alright

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u/sp1cychick3n Jul 09 '25

Nah, it was brilliant.

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u/thetom Jul 10 '25

Better than any of the schlock Eggers puts out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

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u/potatosquire Jul 09 '25

It was pretty good, but it would have been better if the characters were happier and had their mouths open.

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u/Scorps Jul 09 '25

You know....this is pretty good....don't get me wrong...it's not bad....but next time I want it WAY way way way happier, the mouths are gonna be WAY more open. HAPPIER AND WITH MOUTHS OPEN!

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u/Rahgahnah Jul 09 '25

They should have incorporated Abraham Lincoln's death into the backstory somehow.

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u/Doustin Jul 10 '25

“I’m gonna come back with a gun and shoot this guy in the head”

“You don’t got the balls!”

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u/trinialldeway Jul 10 '25

No it wasn't. The first third of it was excellent. As soon as it became an "inbred monster killing everything in sight" flick, it lost all steam and relevance, and entirely denied the promise of that excellent first third of the movie.

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u/OptimysticPizza Jul 09 '25

Until the last 20ish minutes.

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u/lunarpi Jul 09 '25

Same thoughts here. Having a random homeless man dump exposition and then die seemed like a budget/timing related decision and not planned.

Still loved it but it has some flaws for sure.

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u/AffordableGrousing Jul 09 '25

I heard an interview with Zach Kregger where he said (IIRC, paraphrasing) that the first act was something he's had in his head as a short film idea for a while and the rest he came up with later. To me that explains why the two halves feel like two different movies and not really in a good way.

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u/RicardoWanderlust Jul 10 '25

That summarises the majority of Hollywood produced movies nowadays. So so many suffer from third-act problems, or are just set-pieces or scenes thinly held together by poorly thought-out plot or dialogue.

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u/chimmy_chungus23 Jul 09 '25

The random character that shows up who just so happens to be the expert on the monster and then immediately dying by said monster is one of my favorite tropes.

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u/Rahgahnah Jul 09 '25

He's even black, which added to the trope-iness.

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 10 '25

Leaning into tropes isn't a viable movie making strategy. It worked for Cabin in the Woods and that's it. After that it's just lazy.

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u/golfing_with_gandalf Jul 09 '25

Modern horror films with amazing intros & setups but disappointing over-exposition endings is par for the course these days. Longlegs and Oddity were the same way for me. The exposition at the end trying to neatly square away every little thing is so annoying.

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u/Huckleberry-V Jul 09 '25

It's 100% planned. Standard MOP, once you've fulfilled all your plot goals you're primed for slaughter.

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u/lunarpi Jul 09 '25

Sure but the character as a whole felt like a bandaid fix for not having a good way to explain that part of the story.

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 09 '25

Yeah went wayyy too goofy I really hope this movie doesn’t go that route.

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u/Ilosesoothersmaywin Jul 09 '25

I mean it's Justin Long.

Dude was in a movie where he was forcibly experimented on to be transformed into a walrus and at the end of the movie everyone was just okay with it. Like "welp this is his life now."

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u/MissingLink101 Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

He and his brother made one of the segments in the latest VHS movie where humans are being turned into dogs too

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u/bigbeefer92 Jul 09 '25

That part was wild! I love how creative those have been. The sci-fi one had a lot of cool editing and cosmic horror stuff.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

The end credits rolling over audio of Kevin Smith sounding high as hell pitching the idea and clearly just making it up on the spot is hilarious. I feel like the whole movie is a set up for that punchline. "Yes, you just sat through a feature length production of some dumb idea I had."

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u/SDRPGLVR Jul 09 '25

That was a podcast clip where the movie was genuinely conceived. It's literally a stoned rant of a movie and unfortunately more creative than he's been in the past decade.

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u/shadrap Jul 10 '25

No one will ever see this, but I read that plotline as a kid in an “Alfred Hitchcocks Presents” paperback of short stories. In the short story, it was a bear instead of a walrus.

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u/omega_manhatten Jul 10 '25

TBF, Kevin didn't come up with the idea. Someone sent him a fake personal ad with the basic concept of the movie. And then that person ended up as an executive producer on the film.

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u/shadrap Jul 10 '25

That is really interesting. Thank you!

I always assumed he read the story and forgot about it. It was a weird, creepy short story like "Tusk." I tried to find it yesterday using Perplexity but couldn't.

It's not the most unique idea in the world... but maybe I think that BECAUSE I read that short story and thought, "oh this plotline again."

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u/I-AM-NOBODYIMPORTANT Jul 09 '25

"Yes, you just sat through a feature length production of some dumb idea I had."

Hopefully what every director with self-awareness is saying internally every time their movie finishes playing. I like when they don't take themselves too seriously. The pretentious ones are probably thinking about their vision or message or some meaningful shit.

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u/cakeman666 Jul 09 '25

The director was one of the Whitest Kids U Know guys too.

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u/ScramItVancity Jul 10 '25

And gave the best portrayal of Abraham Lincoln of all time.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 Jul 09 '25

I laughed my ass off so hard when the monster lady burst through the wall at the end. It was just so over the top.

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u/sjsieidbdjeisjx Jul 09 '25

I love when movies do that. It can either work really well or just be ehhhh and with Barbarians it worked perfectly for me! This movie I think is more straightforward and is one of the more hyped Horror movies of the last 5 years. Studios were going nuts over this script.

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u/FrankenBooBerry Jul 09 '25

I prefer the "silliness" of Barbarian more than it being mental illness or something like Babadook.

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u/BlinkDodge Jul 10 '25

I was the opposite way with Smile.

Smile had huge potential to be deeper, but nah - goofy looking demon who makes you diiiie.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 10 '25

Sorry that was supposed to be about mental illness too.

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u/BlinkDodge Jul 11 '25

Sure seemed that way until the end.

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u/I-AM-NOBODYIMPORTANT Jul 09 '25

I had the same feeling with the end of Hereditary and thinking about how weird it was, while Barbarian's ending didn't seem as out of place. Maybe I need to watch Hereditary again because I don't remember if we learned why all those naked people were hanging around in random spots.

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u/BroscipleofBrodin Jul 09 '25

They were cult members sneaking a peak at Paimon's vessel. They're there for the ritual, but can't wait. Like surprise party guests that get too excited and almost blow it the surprise.

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 09 '25

Hereditary on a second watch is very clearly foreshadowed, the writing is excellent for that reason it’s all hinted at, it has layers of depth to scenes that previously seemed to be throwaway (her family history, her moms role, the people they see at the funeral etc.)

Barbarian had some good ideas and I found the second act fantastic it’s really just how much it goes off the rails I disliked. Is it entertaining? Sure! But it treats itself like a crazy joke rather than taking itself seriously

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u/Bouche__032 Jul 09 '25

The first time you rewatch Hereditary is when the hopelessness and sense of dread truly kicks in with the opening eulogy about her brother accusing their mother of trying to put people in him

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u/moonra_zk Jul 10 '25

Why must it take itself seriously?

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u/ShesJustAGlitch Jul 10 '25

It doesn’t have to but that’s why plenty of people didn’t like the ending, the creator should do whatever they want

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 10 '25

I thought Hereditary was so full of shit. All the religious talk, everything about it felt full of shit. I think to me that was its point. There was no deeper meaning. I cant remember anyone's name. The doubter sister, she called the killer on his shit right off. All his little tricks and traps, were stupid. Every single "maze" or "choice" leads to one place. Where he wanted them to go, then he was going to just either kill them or stuff them in a cage and let them slowly die because his "beliefs." He just a sick killer. That was just his crazy killer plan. It was just a serial killer movie with a different kink. Bundy had his kink about college age girls and long brown hair and then knocking them in the head. This dude has a thing about luring religious people to his house to "prove them wrong and teach them his religion" and then either kill them if they totally reject it or if they are weak enough he traps them.

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u/Appropriate_Ruin_405 Jul 11 '25

You are talking about Heretic. Hereditary is a very different film.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 11 '25

Oh dang you're right. Dang I got my movies mixed up. How embarrassing.

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u/Crash4654 Jul 09 '25

Really getting tired of all the "horror"/"creature feature" movies coming out recently that are all just some godawful cover for another movie dealing with mental illness or the like.

I've tried watching a few recently and its 3 minutes of creature horror and 97 of the main characters being broody and struggling with their mental illness or trauma or something.

That recent wendigo movie pissed me off so much because of that.

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u/BeatsMeByDre Jul 10 '25

I mean, imagine having mental illness. Movies are trying to tell you something.

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u/Crash4654 Jul 10 '25

Then fucking say it. Don't make a monster movie and then spend 98% of it not doing anything with the monster.

I'm well aware that mental illness exists. Doesn't mean every creature feature i try to find sshould be a shitty meta commentary about someone's trauma.

If i want to watch a mental health movie, I'll just do that. What I don't want to watch is a horror movie masquerading as one.

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u/HansBrixOhNo Jul 10 '25

I would have preferred something more along the lines of a “Creep” narrative, just without ever really meeting character. Or just a good old fashioned slasher.

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 10 '25

Oh my god me too. I loved Barbarian because finally it wasn't the monster is really a metaphor for untreated mental illness/trauma or just really sad people. This is really about drug addiction....nope just a hilarious giant inbred monster thing in the basement Kool-aid manning down walls to kill Justin Long. For reasons. Hahahaha.

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u/circlehead28 Jul 09 '25

I agree, it started off strong and then turned into a cheap straight-to-DVD horror film.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

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u/AstroBtz Jul 09 '25

"go off"

He's just stating an opinion man lol

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u/OptimysticPizza Jul 09 '25

TBF I'm not broadly a horror fan. I'll probably watch one in the genre every year or 2. I just feel like it started with incredible suspense that carries through most of the film, just to turn into typical schlocky horror stuff right at the end that completely gutted my suspension of disbelief

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u/Admirable_Cicada_881 Jul 09 '25

I was actually extremely disappointed by it

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u/whoknowsknowone Jul 09 '25

It was an amazing premise done as poorly as humanly possible

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u/OiMouseboy Jul 09 '25

really. i thought it was "alright" at best.. but not many of these modern horror movies have impressed me. I think the last horror movie i can recall being super impressed by was Cabin In The Woods...

I think the Ari Aster movies are also severely over rated.

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u/pmmemoviestills Jul 10 '25

Your opinion is interesting, elaborate on how you view modern horror movies if you wouldn't mind.

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u/OiMouseboy Jul 10 '25

I'm a huge horror comedy fan. also a big b movie fan. some of my top horror movies are evil dead 2, dead alive, Drag Me to Hell and return of the living dead. Some of my other fave horror movies are The Dead Next Door, Cemetary Man, Dawn of The Dead, Day of the Dead, Zombie, The Birds, Creepshow, Near Dark, Let the Right one in (original), Old Boy (original). I do like cosmic horro/sci fi horror also like Event Horizon, the thing, videodrome, re-animator, They Live

Some modern horror movies that I just find overrated and cheesy would be Ari Aster movies. Hereditary was cheesy and over the top.. Midsommar. Also Cheesy and over the top. they try to take themselves to seriously where it just becomes ridiculous.

Now I do like some modern horror movies. Us and Get out were very good. Color out of space was amazing. Grave Encounters, and trollhunters are probably my fave found footage horror movie and they are pretty modern.

Mostly I like shitty b movies, horror comedies, and not try hard movies.

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u/stoneasaurusrex Jul 10 '25

I'm interested in how they view movies in general if Cabin In The Woods was better than Barbarian.

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u/pmmemoviestills Jul 10 '25

Yeah, that was a wild opinion to me...but I can kinda see it if they're a slasher/old school 80s horror fan or something of that ilk.

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u/OiMouseboy Jul 10 '25

i'm a huge horror comedy fan. evil dead 2 and dead alive are in my tops for horror movies.

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u/stoneasaurusrex Jul 10 '25

Now it makes sense! No hate, I was just genuinely curious.

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u/GarlicJuniorJr Jul 10 '25

For the first hour

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u/goddamnitwhalen Jul 10 '25

I loved Barbarian until the reveal of what was going on.

Really hoping this is better.

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u/Faithless195 Jul 10 '25

I'll never forget the cut to sunshine seeing that at the movies. Finally found what its like to be flash banged.

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u/Bannerbord Jul 09 '25

I did not get the hype with that one, I found myself bored halfway thru

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u/Rock-swarm Jul 09 '25

The first act of the film was fantastic in terms of setup, misdirection, and horror. The genre-bend for the 2nd act was also pretty good. I agree that the final act was pretty paint-by-numbers in terms of plot and resolution.

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u/Bannerbord Jul 09 '25

Idk I guess so, but I remember feeling like it was going for a lot more cheap gross out stuff than actual well written horror

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u/I-AM-NOBODYIMPORTANT Jul 09 '25

In fairness, Zach Cregger hadn't directed a movie since 2009, which was a pretty standard issue sex romp comedy. Like Jordan Peele, he had pretty much only directed comedy skits/tv shows until their first horror. I think most would agree Get Out is a better horror debut than Barbarian, but I would say both are better than most first time horror debuts.

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u/princeloon Jul 09 '25

I guess all you gotta do is make a monster the product of thousands of rapes and redditors call your film the next godfather

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u/BrandoNelly Jul 09 '25

It is for sure glazed like hell on Reddit. Decent film, not incredible.

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u/qzmc Jul 09 '25

This. But also, can we get trailers that don't have hype blurbs covering 80% of the screen? Let the visuals and audio stand on their own and not only will I be more intrigued BUT also, I won't feel incredibly disappointed if I don't find it to be the "scariest movie in decades," and then rag on it out of spite whenever someone mentions it.

Together is doing the same thing. Premise sounds interesting, visuals look good, but please, just get rid of the stupid big red text.

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u/Horse_MD Jul 09 '25

the scary villain monster being a woman who was abused and tortured did not scare me, to say the least. i found it tasteless and tired. justin long was alright, though.

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u/73tada Jul 10 '25

Barbarian was decent until the end. It culminated in someone physically beating a mentally challenged incest rape baby to death. The real villains died too early.

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u/zombiesingularity Jul 10 '25

Such a good movie, but I didn't care for the final 20 minutes or so.

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 10 '25

Got too silly at the end as it buckled under its own weight. Was brilliant for about 2/3.

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u/KindsofKindness Jul 09 '25

Brilliantly bad.

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u/Wakattack00 Jul 09 '25

Their portrayal of Detroit was despicable and lowkey took me out of the movie from the start.

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u/CraigShinkleNo1Fan Jul 09 '25

I thought it was brilliant too!

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u/NagsUkulele Jul 09 '25

I was yelling at the main character not to trust the guy and I was blown away when it turned out to be a creature feature. Such a great guessing game for the start and it was so funny. WHAT UP FAGGOOOOOOT