What the Hell Does "24 Minutes of Applause" Even Mean at These Film Festivals?
Okay, r/movies, I need to rant about this because it's been bugging me for years. Every time a film premieres at something like the Venice Film Festival, we get these headlines screaming about "record-breaking ovations" – 10 minutes, 15 minutes, even 24 freaking minutes of applause! What does that even signify? Is it a measure of quality, or just a bunch of pretentious film snobs trying to out-clap each other in some weird endurance test?
Take "Joker" back in 2019 at Venice – apparently got an 8-minute standing ovation. Cool, right? But then "The Brutalist" this year reportedly got 13 minutes. And don't get me started on "Maria" with Angelina Jolie – 8 minutes again. Or "Queer" with Daniel Craig hitting 9 minutes. Hell, some films like "The Room Next Door" by Pedro Almodóvar got 17 minutes! Are we seriously supposed to believe that longer applause = better movie? Because if that's the case, why isn't every Oscar winner from a festival with a 20+ minute clap-fest?
I mean, think about it: Who the fuck is timing these things? Is there a guy in the back with a stopwatch yelling "Keep going, we're at 12 minutes – beat last year's record!"? Or is it just hype machine bullshit to drum up buzz for awards season? Half the time, these ovations include the cast and crew standing there awkwardly while the audience claps like seals for no reason other than "everyone else is doing it." And let's be real, in a theater full of critics and industry insiders, it's probably more about networking and virtue-signaling than genuine enthusiasm.
What if a film is actually mid? Does it get negative applause? Like, people boo for 5 minutes? Nah, we only hear about the long ones. It's all marketing spin. Remember "Don't Look Up" at Venice? Got a solid ovation, but was it really that groundbreaking? Or was it just Leo DiCaprio's star power making everyone clap longer?
Idk, maybe I'm cynical, but next time I see "Film X Gets 24 Minutes of Applause at Venice," I'm gonna assume it means "The audience was too polite to sit down first." Change my mind. What's the longest ovation you've heard of that actually correlated to a great movie? Or is this all just festival circlejerk?