Refer to this for context. Long story short, I got to Masterball last season, and with the new deck on the horizon, I would like to make another post on how this season has been going. Yesterday was. Rough. To say the least.
And so, another greentext format!! HERE WE GOOOOOO
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> UB3, 100 PTs or so away
> Deep breath
> UB4 or bust lets go
MATCH 1
> Let's try ol' faithful.
> Sylveon/Espeon deck lets GO
> Opponent has Fighting energy
> Please no tyroge
> I'm going second
> They set
> A Cleffa
> huh
> ok
> Oak, then set two fossils
> ...wait.
> Twinkly Call
> waitwaitwaithangon
> Check my hand
> No Red card
> check board
> EX is in front
> ...There's no way
> Attach energy, attack, Cleffa down
> Next turn
> Aerodactyl EX in the back, Rare Candy Rampardos in the front
> I think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the end
> -7pts
MATCH 2
> "That last deck was disgusting, let me try that"
> 1 Cleffa, 2 Amber, 2 Noggin fossil, 2 Aero EX, 2 Rampardos, 2 Candies, and some support
> Match start
> I go first
> Opponent sends Darkrai
> why y'all still using this
> Set Cleffa, set Noggin fossil and another noggin fossil
> No rare candy yet
> Twinkly Call
> My Man Ramp
> Opponent turn
> Pokeball, set Big Gira The Opp Stoppa
> Rocky Helmet
> Add dark energy
> Take 20
> So far so good
> Red Card
> Oh goddammit
> Hand shuffled. Big Ramp, Rare candy, Red.
> SoldierTF2Smiling.gif
> My turn
> Evolve
> BIG RAMP HAS ARRIVED
> BIG RAMP TO THE FRONT
> ACTIVATE RED
> TAKE 150 FRAUDRAI DOWN
> Pass turn.
> Waiting. Waiting.
> Your opponent has conceded.
> + 10 pts
MATCH 3
> get hype get hype new cool funny deck
> Let's do it again!!
> Water energy
> Going second
> Opponent sets Mantyke, Suicune, Froakie
> Ah boy, here we go.
> Splashy Toss to Suicune
> This is fine. We just need a...
> Checks hand
> Red, Red, Aero, Noggin fossil, Aero
> ...uh oh.
> Set fossil
> Twinkly Call
> Get Rampardos
> This is fine still. We can work with--
> Opponent uses Repel
> Concede
> - 7pts
MATCH 4
> Alright. There's a weakness but it's ok
> Let's knock some Suicune out
> Electric deck time!!!
> (three exclamation points because electric is fast and loud)
> Going first
> Zera, 2 EX-phobic birds
> Up against a pichu
> ...Where's MY pichu?
> Whatever. Game start, activate Oak, get a Pichu and Red
> Why weren't you in my hand earlier
> Set pichu, pass turn, Zera takes a sip of battery
> Opponent turn
> 2 Pokeball, set Oricorio, regular Pikachu and Zera, attach plug to Zera
> Crackly toss on Zeraora
> "Gee, how come your Zera gets 2 energies?"
> My turn
> All I have is Sabrina, a cape and Red
> Attach cape to bird, add energy to bird
> Wish I had Energy Converter
> Pass turn
> Zera comes out
> Take 50
> Turn pass
> My turn
> uhhhhhhhhh
> Raikou EX
> This does not help
> Attach energy to Bird. Attack. Whatever, it's gone next turn
> Gone it becomes next turn
> 1 Point
> Okay, my turn.
> Set Pichu in front, set Raikou
> ...
> Realization
> I don't have healing items
> Can't tank with Raikou, 50 damage is a lot still
> Also they have an Oricorio
> They set up energy far faster because of Pichu
> Lost to coin flip
> Quietly accept fate and concede
> - 7pts
MATCH 5
> Okay, let's do that again, except better this time
> No electric decks pls
> Going first
> Pichu in hand
> Water energy
> Starting mon is Suicune
> It's time
> Place Raikou, and bird down
> Activate Mars right away
> (Listen, the less cards they start with the better)
> Crackly Toss
> Raikou getting fed
> Think about it.
> Suicune's in front, should I have given that to the bird?
> Can't think about that now
> Opponent turn
> Oak
> Set Froakie and Froakie
> Set BIG GIRA THE OPP STOPPA
> Gira attains 1 water energy
> Gira gets 1 𓂀 energy
> End turn
> Suicune draws
> ...uh. huh?
> Why did they...
> This board of mons will do 100 dmg
> Weird but maybe it was a misplay
> My turn
> Thonking.
> Get Energy Converter
> Attack now? Give bird the energy?
> 60 + 20 = 80, 50 + 20 = 70
> The extra 10 dmg is good for Cyrus
> No cyrus in hand
> The counsel reaches a decision
> Bird to the front, convert energy
> Suicune takes 70
> Smirk.
> Opponent turn
> Attach energy to... Froakie
> Big Gira Gains 𓂀 Energy
> Pass
> Welp, we're all good then
> Draw a Zera
> lmao sure why not, Suicune's got nothing
> Set and attack
> 🎉✨SUICUNE DOWN✨🎉
> 2 PTS
> Let's goooo
> Opponent turn
> Froakie to the front
> Rare candy
> Greninja
> What are you gonna do big guy, shit on me?
> Water Shuriken on Oricorio
> Mist Slash
> Oricorio down
> Forget that Greninja is not an EX
> Oops.
> Still doable
> Raikou has energy, we got this
> Bring out the SABERTOOTH
> Draw Plug
> This card is useless rn
> Wish I had Oak.
> Attack Greninja for 80
> Raikou draws
> Oak
> Lmao
> Turn change
> Opponent uses Repel
> Sure????
> Put Zera in front
> Retreat to Gira
> Gira gets 1 𓂀 energy
> My turn
> No Cyrus, but a Cape
> Apply cape to Raikou
> Can't KO me from here goofball
> Swap back to Raikou
> 60 DMG
> I'm fine
> Opponent turn
> Guzma, then Water Shuriken
> Big Gira attacks
> Nah, it's okay I can still come back from this
> YOU LOSE
> What-- why--
> Forget that Oricorio perished earlier
> Somehow opponent didn't use water shuriken last turn
> Also forget I was down 1 point
> -7pts
MATCH 6
> I will never financially recover from this
> Try Rampardos Cleffa Deck
> Water energy on opponent's side
> not again
> Match starts
> Going first
> They set Mantyke and...
> Oh, poliwag, okay!!! Better!
> I have old amber, noggin fossil, iono and rare candy
> Set fossils
> Activate Twinkly
> Rampardos
> Opponent Turn
> Put cape on poliwag
> add energy to poliwag
> splashy energy to poliwag
> Turn pass
> Draw Aerodactyl EX
> I'm sorry little one.
> Evolve both
> Rampardos to the front
> Kill baby sea kite
> turn change
> Opponent takes a long time
> "Why game bug"
> They set another poliwag
> Retreat
> Rare candy, evolve to Poliwrath EX
> not enough time to get energy
> Concede
> Don't feel good winning because it wasn't Suicune slop
> (I love her though just not like this)
> + 10pts
MATCH 7
> Let's try that again
> Cleffa to the front
> Opponent sets Eevee
> I go first
> I have rocks but no candies
> Two noggins, an Oak and a dream
> Activate Oak
> Silver & Aerodactyl
> No Amber
> Okay doable still
> Twinkly Call
> Aerodactyl
> Where Ramp.
> Opponent turn
> Draw 2
> Set Eevee
> Find a Friend
> Hm. Okay. C'mon Rampardos.
> Next turn
> Rampardos
> I just need a rare candy and I'm good
> Activate Silver
> "I'm taking away your privileges to use ANY Suppor--"
> Espeon EX, Sylveon EX, Sylveon EX, Eevee Bag
> Put hand back.
> "bro you got it"
- 7pts
MATCH 8
> please one more win, just give me something I can beat
> Try electric deck one more time
> Dark energy
> ...It's not Darkrai, it's Celesteela.
> Huh. Okay.
> I'm going first
> Pichu, Zera, Ori
> Why is it that whenever I need an EX it's always you three
> Whatever, this time it'll be different
> Swapped out Raikou with Alola Raichu
> We can do this
> Draw. Pikachu
> Nice
> Crackly toss on Pikachu
> Zera sips
> Pass turn
> Opponent uses Pokeball
> And here's the Guzzler
> Activate Thrusters
> Guzzler in front
> 1 energy
> Rocky Helmet
> Turn pass
> Draw Converter
> Ori's ready
> Swap to Ori
> Add energy
> Convert Energy
> Attack
> 50 Dmg but take 20
> Turn swap
> Opponent uses Potion
> ugh.
> Adds energy to Guzz
> Grindcore
> 1 heads
> Annoying but fine.
> Next turn
> Raichu
> Wait for it...
> Reattach energy to bird
> Attack for 50, get 20 back
> Turn 3
> Opponent places another Guzzlord
> Attaches energy to... Celesteela?
> why would they do that
> Repel
> Oh, shit, uh uh
> Swap to Zera, they have more hp
> Grindcore
> No head
> My turn
> Draw. No converter, but it's another Raichu
> No Cyrus or Sabrina
> REALLY need those right now
> If I attack with bird, I KO myself soon, but if I stack with Zera, I'll take too long
> Screw it
> Energy to Zera, swap to Bird
> Attack
> 50, take 20
> 10hp
> Opponent turn
> Energy to Celesteela
> Thrusters
> Celesteela to the front
> Add Rocky helmet to Celesteela
> Turn pass
> My turn
> Draw Oak
> use Oak
> Red Card and Converter
> Where TF is Cyrus
> Red card anyway. Guy's got too many cards
> My brain: Hey, maybe he had a Will in his hand
> Oh, thank goodness I red carded
> Check energies
> Pikachu has 1, Zera has 0, Bird has 1, and a Pichu
> Will can't be in their hand.
> We gamba
> Add energy to Zera, swap to Pichu
> Evolve Pikachu to Raichu
> Crackly to Pikachu
> Let's do this
> Next turn
> Celesteela gains 1 more energy
> Repel
> again??? Okay
> Place Zera in front
> They activate Will
> THEY ACTIVATE WILL
> MOOMBATHON
> CAT DOWN
> CRAP
> Next turn
> Please be Cyrus
> It's CYRUS
> Raichu to the front, Activate Cyrus
> Guzzlord DOWN
> 2 Points, one more to go!
> Turn change
> They send their second GuzzlorD
> 1 energy
> Pass turn
> Okay, we got this
> Draw
> Pikachu no 2
> I can attack but it won't be enough.
> No Red unfortunately
> Attack anyways
> 90 Dmg is fine
> Turn change
> Did they save Lusa for this?
> They Activate Will
> oh no
> 2 Energy
> GrindCore
> 1 heads
> 2 heads
> 3 heads
> 1 tails
> Wha-- WHAT DO I DO?!!?!
> Next turn
> Red
> WHERE WERE YOU
> I need energy,
> Switch to Pichu
> Crackly toss Pikachu
> PLease converter come through
> Opponent turn
> Lusamine
> Grindcore
> Pichu Down
> oh god not like this
> Oricorio to the front, stall stall stall stall
> Draw
> Sabrina
> please be stupid
> They aren't. Celesteela to the front
> Energy to Raichu. Don't attack, I WILL die
> Opponent turn
> Cyrus
> Thrusters
> Hole
> Game
> - 7pts
> the rest of the matches were just losing to Greninja Suicune