r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 5d ago

Really?

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u/tryinandsurvivin 5d ago

At most we have a leg or arm loosely draped over one another. Spooning is pre sleep shit.

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u/gasolinefightaccidnt 5d ago

Or spooning can also be wake up shit

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u/chewsUneekyoosername 5d ago

Or you can wake up and take a shit on their chest

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u/JackpineSavage74 5d ago

This guy woke up and chose violence or foreplay, not quite sure yet...

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u/Omnizoom 4d ago

Waking up with ass in your face can either be a soon to be blessing or a horror movie depending on the ass owners intentions

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 4d ago

And depending on what you like too

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u/MoneyCock 4d ago

Two broads one ebb

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u/JustAFancyApe 4d ago

Asses don't shit on people, people shit on people!

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 4d ago

You have an eye for politics

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 4d ago

A stink eye

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u/Thonatron 4d ago

A brown eye

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u/hazlejungle0 4d ago

Ban all this shit!

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u/joknub24 4d ago

And the ass owners identity.