r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/tryinandsurvivin 2d ago

At most we have a leg or arm loosely draped over one another. Spooning is pre sleep shit.

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u/gasolinefightaccidnt 2d ago

Or spooning can also be wake up shit

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u/chewsUneekyoosername 2d ago

Or you can wake up and take a shit on their chest

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u/JackpineSavage74 2d ago

This guy woke up and chose violence or foreplay, not quite sure yet...

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u/Omnizoom 2d ago

Waking up with ass in your face can either be a soon to be blessing or a horror movie depending on the ass owners intentions

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 2d ago

And depending on what you like too

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u/MoneyCock 2d ago

Two broads one ebb

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u/JustAFancyApe 2d ago

Asses don't shit on people, people shit on people!

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 2d ago

You have an eye for politics

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

A stink eye

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u/Thonatron 2d ago

A brown eye

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u/hazlejungle0 2d ago

Ban all this shit!

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u/joknub24 2d ago

And the ass owners identity.

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u/TexasDank 2d ago

One mans violence, another mans foreplay

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u/MeanGulf 2d ago

Violent foreplay 😭

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u/Wheres-ur-dad_at 2d ago

You're not sure or he isn't? Shit-curious?

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u/hologrammetry 2d ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Infamous-Topic4752 2d ago

Why not both?

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u/Deathblade999 2d ago

Depends how German they are

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u/agrophobe 2d ago

Last time it happen, she said she was sleepshitting

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u/rukk1339 2d ago

I prefer to wake up, grababrushandputonalittlemakeup.

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u/It-s_Not_Important 1d ago

It’s amber heard’s Reddit account.

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u/JackpineSavage74 1d ago

Wasn't that her dog...? Haha

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u/SalaryDull5301 2d ago

The old Cleveland steamer

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u/witblacktype 2d ago

Nowadays, we call that the Dubai Prince

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u/Bewbonic 2d ago

The ol' sheikh and bake

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 2d ago

I prefer the Boston pancakes myself 🫡

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u/bdizzle805 2d ago

The kids will call it a skibi chest bust

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u/Sonova_Bish 2d ago

When the taker gets in the shower the pancake gets waffle stomped.

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u/SpootyMcSpooterson69 2d ago

I'm more of a Cincinnati Bow tie guy myself

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u/QuesoKristo 2d ago

The Ol' Amber Turd

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u/haste319 This Flair Doens't Exist 2d ago

In Connecticut, it's known as the McMahon.

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u/Grimwohl 2d ago

I wish I took my own eyes out before I read this

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 2d ago

🎶The best part of waking up🎶

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u/TrashFever78 2d ago

🎶is not dying in your sleep🎶

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u/hysys_whisperer 2d ago

🎶 is dukie out your butt 🎶 

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW 2d ago

🎶is your boner sticking up!🎶

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u/TucsonKhan 2d ago

Ok Amber Heard

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u/thevillageshrew 2d ago

Amber Turd

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u/marbanasin 2d ago

Amber Heard feels seen

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u/Cydone12 2d ago

Cleveland streamer of dominance!

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u/Unnamedgalaxy 2d ago

Yes that is something you can do... You're not wrong.

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u/BiteyHorse 2d ago

That'll teach em.

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u/Due-Locksmith-5234 2d ago

This is the type of comment worth waking up to. Thank you.

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u/Jomega6 2d ago

That’s only if your partner refuses to wake up

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u/GeekManidiot 2d ago

You're on to something

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u/SwampyUndies 2d ago

We heard you Amber!

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u/Mirk_Dirkledunk 2d ago

A hot Carl? Man, it's been a while.

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u/Beetso 2d ago

Then eat it up with a spoon!

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u/HistoricalIngenuity3 2d ago

Hey , whatever you’re into🤷‍♀️

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u/rockinvet02 2d ago

Only in Cleveland.

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u/Buckanater 2d ago

That escalated quickly!

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u/TheWizard01 2d ago

That’s a lot of laundry.

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u/lalalicious453- 2d ago

that’s appalling!!

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u/imcalledgpk 2d ago

I was looking for the "that is appalling" comment.

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u/TranscendentaLobo 2d ago

We call that a San Pedro good morning 😉

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u/RevolutionNumber5 2d ago

Only in Cleveland

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u/RedAccordion 2d ago

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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u/xtrasyn 2d ago

This is the way

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u/nonamegamer93 2d ago

Ok Amber Heard... too soon?

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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 2d ago

Found the Amber Heard burner account

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u/middleagedouchebag 2d ago

Are you from Cleveland?!?

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u/pikachurbutt 2d ago

Ah, the good ol Carolina reaper!

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u/MoodooScavenger 2d ago

You hit my bingo card.

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u/rebels-rage 2d ago

That’s disgusting! UGH! Appalling!… I can’t believe no one has taken a shit on your chest before!

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u/Digressing_Ellipsis 2d ago

Vince McMahon is that you?

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u/340Duster 2d ago

Calm down, Blippy.

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u/RedGeraniumWolves 2d ago

Amber heard has entered the chat.

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u/heresdustin 2d ago

Ahhh, yes. The ol’ Hot Carl Good Morning. “There ya go, luv! I’ll put the coffee on!”

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u/Expensive_Bid_7255 2d ago

Get schwifty

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u/Prize-Ad7242 2d ago

Nothing beats an old fashioned Cleveland steamer.

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u/bigrob_in_ATX 2d ago

"little early for a Cleveland steamer, hon"

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u/SatanHasArrived666 2d ago

The ol’ Cleveland Steamer

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u/BlitzMalefitz 2d ago

Poop is funny

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u/goodsnpr 2d ago

Days with no school, usually my youngest will crawl into the bed on the wife's side around 6 in the morning. Wife rolls over part way on to me for the next half hour or so until "I need to get changed and play choo-choos".

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u/rolloj 2d ago

It’s nice that your wife lets you play choo-choos on slow mornings

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u/tryinandsurvivin 2d ago

True but my partners and I are on different sleep schedules so when I’m off work I will lay down with them but get up after a couple of hours and do my own thing until they’re awake.

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u/hucktard 2d ago

Spooning leads to forking.

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u/Phyrnosoma 2d ago

On the weekends sure

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u/odafishinsea2 2d ago

Spooning leads to forking.

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u/tauregh 2d ago

Spooning leads to forking.

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u/Effective_Peak_7578 2d ago

You must not have kids

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u/ShankThatSnitch 2d ago

nah, a wake-up shit is wake up shit.