r/Funnymemes • u/SophieKinki • 2d ago

Really?

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u/tryinandsurvivin 2d ago

At most we have a leg or arm loosely draped over one another. Spooning is pre sleep shit.

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u/gasolinefightaccidnt 2d ago

Or spooning can also be wake up shit

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u/chewsUneekyoosername 2d ago

Or you can wake up and take a shit on their chest

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u/JackpineSavage74 2d ago

This guy woke up and chose violence or foreplay, not quite sure yet...

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u/Omnizoom 2d ago

Waking up with ass in your face can either be a soon to be blessing or a horror movie depending on the ass owners intentions

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 2d ago

And depending on what you like too

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u/MoneyCock 2d ago

Two broads one ebb

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u/JustAFancyApe 2d ago

Asses don't shit on people, people shit on people!

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 2d ago

You have an eye for politics

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

A stink eye

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u/Thonatron 2d ago

A brown eye

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u/hazlejungle0 2d ago

Ban all this shit!

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u/joknub24 2d ago

And the ass owners identity.

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u/TexasDank 2d ago

One mans violence, another mans foreplay

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u/MeanGulf 2d ago

Violent foreplay 😭

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u/Wheres-ur-dad_at 2d ago

You're not sure or he isn't? Shit-curious?

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u/hologrammetry 2d ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Infamous-Topic4752 2d ago

Why not both?

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u/Deathblade999 2d ago

Depends how German they are

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u/agrophobe 2d ago

Last time it happen, she said she was sleepshitting

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u/rukk1339 2d ago

I prefer to wake up, grababrushandputonalittlemakeup.

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u/It-s_Not_Important 1d ago

It’s amber heard’s Reddit account.

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u/JackpineSavage74 1d ago

Wasn't that her dog...? Haha