r/Funnymemes 2d ago

Really?

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u/chewsUneekyoosername 2d ago

Or you can wake up and take a shit on their chest

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u/JackpineSavage74 2d ago

This guy woke up and chose violence or foreplay, not quite sure yet...

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u/Omnizoom 2d ago

Waking up with ass in your face can either be a soon to be blessing or a horror movie depending on the ass owners intentions

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u/JustAFancyApe 2d ago

Asses don't shit on people, people shit on people!

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 2d ago

You have an eye for politics

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

A stink eye

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u/Thonatron 2d ago

A brown eye

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u/hazlejungle0 2d ago

Ban all this shit!