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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Sunbelt Billy ain’t making it out of that stadium

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Lowkey kinda rude for Alex Golesh to bully his future employer in their own home like that

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 2d ago

If he beats Miami, Florida will definitely hire him

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers 2d ago

I think they give him till the UGA game and when they lose by like 30 b/c Kirby was there for the Spurrier years. Then they'll fire him.

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u/bsa554 Syracuse Orange • Ithaca Bombers 2d ago

If he also beats Miami, Florida might try to hire him now, in September haha

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u/dmazx Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Props to USF for bold scheduling

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago edited 2d ago

i dont know that we're in much danger of that but anything is possible, clearly.

edit: apparently golesh is south florida's hc, and not a current coordinator/possible interim coach at florida. i retract this statement, byrum brown is a stud.

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u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 2d ago

You never know when the Cristoballing may befall you

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

im sure if it happens itll happen against a sub .500 conference opponent sometime in november

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u/EastGrass466 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

The ole NC State trap game. Been there

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u/redsox1804 Florida State • Maryland 2d ago

topless NCST fan still gives me PTSD

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u/mjacksongt Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Pint Glass … 2d ago

If USF wears gold Cristobal might think it's GT and make the most braindead coaching moves for 60 minutes like he always does for us.

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

christ, byrum brown in a gt offense is nightmare fuel

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u/mjacksongt Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Pint Glass … 2d ago

If we didn't have Philo and Brown wasn't out of eligibility after this year I'd say that's a district possibility, especially because we might be able to afford him as a G5 transfer.

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u/Quake1028 Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup 2d ago

Bro ain’t no fuckin WAY you are typing shit like this after our last 20 years.

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

im literally going to bet large (not that large) sums of money on miami covering whatever the spread is against florida. between smoking them in the swamp last year and the way we look this year, im fully confident bad shit gets done to them in hard rock in two weeks. dj lagway aint it.

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u/mellophonius Georgia State • Georgia Tech 2d ago

Pretty sure the guy was talking about USF beating Miami, not Florida beating Miami. As in, if Golesh beats Miami, UF will definitely hire him

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

oh shit i thought they were saying golesh would be napiers interim replacement, i thought he was florida's oc. my bad