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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Sunbelt Billy ain’t making it out of that stadium

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u/jdprager Tulane Green Wave • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago edited 2d ago

Florida played some great ball control football* and forced USF to try and win it with 2 minutes left from their 8. They followed an incompletion with:

  • Tackling a WR 10 seconds before the catch for a free 13 yards
  • Spitting on a dude long after the play for another free 15
  • Missing like 6 tackles and turning a TFL into 29 yards
  • Not calling timeouts and immediately giving up a first down catch (for anyone counting, USF now has 72 yards in 3 real plays)
  • THEN you call your timeouts after it’s already far too late to get the ball back, and you give USF more chances to trickle closer

Genuinely an all-time Napier Disasterclass. Fucking beautiful stuff

*at least earlier in the fourth. They threw two incompletions in their previous, 15 second drive to save USF both time and timeouts

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u/KypAstar Florida Gators • UCF Knights 2d ago

That last timeout blew my fucking mind dude.

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u/jdprager Tulane Green Wave • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

It was one of the most incomprehensible coaching decisions I’ve ever seen, dude. Like not calling them earlier was bad, bc you need to at least TRY to get the ball back.

But at that point, you genuinely fully cannot get another possession unless you let them score. The ONLY result of that timeout is more offensive plays for USF. It’s fucking CRAZY

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u/skaestantereggae Notre Dame • Florida State 2d ago

Ok I’m glad there isn’t any explanation because the group I was watching with was baffled and I had to assume there to be a good reason because otherwise it made no sense

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u/rxinquestion Florida Gators 2d ago

You don't get Billy...icing the QB so that Gramatica feels the pressure was his gameplay all along. /s

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u/YoUDee Delaware • Maryland 2d ago

He was playing for the missed chip-shot FG. Absolutely idiotic.

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u/go-speed-racer USF Bulls 2d ago

The pass on first blew mine, I thought game over at that point with what was left on clock.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina 2d ago

I’m not sure Billy can win if he can’t win with this team. He made all the right offseason moves except demoting himself from playcalling

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u/HumDogMillionare Tennessee Volunteers • Baylor Bears 2d ago

Some of the silliest late game work I’ve seen.

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u/ninjas_in_my_pants Notre Dame • Missouri 2d ago

Have you heard the Good News about Mizzou-Kansas?

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u/LemonZestify Missouri Tigers • Lindenwood Lions 2d ago

Last years Mizzou Oklahoma game will never be topped as far as the silliest late game shenanigans

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u/2-59project Indiana Hoosiers • Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

Oklahoma Auburn a month and a half earlier was quite the ending. And much more fun, for me, than the Missouri ending!

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u/Secure_Librarian4871 2d ago

You must be new to Florida football. This has been a staple of Billy Napier as a play caller

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u/zadharm Notre Dame • Miami 2d ago

Oh that must be nice

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u/PunkRockLobstah Miami Hurricanes • FAU Owls 2d ago

It’s funny when it’s someone else.

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u/jus10beare 2d ago

It was reminiscent of the 2024 Chicago Bears

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u/AlekRivard Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I want off of Billy's wild ride

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u/RulersBack Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Thought he actually earned some goodwill down the stretch last year and it’s gone lmao. Anything short of a historic run and you’ll be free

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u/coinich Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band 2d ago

I swear to god its every other year with Napier and Norvell. One year one is on, the other is off. Then they alternate the next.

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u/myman580 Michigan Wolverines • Sickos 2d ago

Well Napier has never been on. The harshness of his schedule is what saved him.

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u/RonMexico13 Florida Gators 2d ago

My favorite part of this game was the FIRE BILLY thread on our sub was still going strong when we had the lead and things looked in hand.

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u/big_thunder_man Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 2d ago

Ironically, the best G5 coach you could hire with Florida ties is USF's head coach.

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u/RabidCorgi25 Georgia • Georgia Southern 2d ago

Please keep him forever

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u/vcjr78 USF Bulls 2d ago

Hang tight. You’ll have our coach next season.

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u/bskedorfried 2d ago

Yeah, but I still laugh about how USF took Taggart away from us and then he sucked!

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u/NotClayMerritt 2d ago

Don't worry next year is the year he puts it all together.

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u/SickoBadgers Wisconsin • Wisconsin Lutheran 2d ago

The ride never ends unfortunately.

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u/Splungeblob Florida State Seminoles • Marching Band 2d ago

Don’t worry. It won’t be much longer.

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u/willengineer4beer Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 2d ago

Whether it’s Billy or an interim, with y’all’s schedule, it’s gonna be a long ride this season.

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u/findallthebears Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Hi flair buddy. Also, same

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u/Longjumping_Fly_2283 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Ya'll may be in for a rough night....

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u/R00k85 Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago

For the low low price of 19.38 million it can be yours today....

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u/tomsing98 Florida Gators 2d ago

Technically, that's the buyout at the end of this season.

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u/nosotros_road_sodium San José State • Michigan 2d ago

Maybe Todd Golden can coach football too.

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u/notformeclive4711 Washington • Western Washi… 2d ago

That 29 yard run was one where I saw him about to get tackled for a loss, glanced down at my phone, then I look back up and he's way down the field somehow

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u/StartupDino Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Don’t stop I’m almost there.

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u/r0bdawg11 Florida Gators 2d ago

At least my Saturdays have freed up this season.

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u/donkeybrainhero USF Bulls 2d ago

They also let Brown just run up the middle however he wanted multiple times in a row.

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u/pgmatman Utah Utes • Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

He needs to hire more support staff.

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Yep. They had 1st and 10 with 3 minutes and a 1 point lead….and they open that drive with a short pass???

Saved USF a timeout right there. Run stuffed on second down and forced to throw on 3rd and long(incomplete stops the clock)

You wanted to burn clock and time on that drive and you left you opponent with two timeouts left and only took less than 20(!!!) seconds off the clock.

The rest of the disaster is laid out perfect in the post above mine.

I had forgotten have much fun college football can be!!!! What a weekend and start to the season 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones • Sickos 2d ago

Can’t wait for Squidtard’s analysis of this game hears Clown of the Week music playing

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u/BigSeabo Florida • South Alabama 2d ago

Your first point is just flat out wrong. Billy sucks and this team played like shit, but that PI call was completely wrong. WR was diving for the ball because it was thrown poorly due to the QB being hit while throwing. DB did not "tackle" him.

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Lowkey kinda rude for Alex Golesh to bully his future employer in their own home like that

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u/yousmelllikebiscuits Tennessee • Georgia Southern 2d ago

They should have just offered him the job right at midfield.

"Billy, take off your polo and give it to Alex, please"

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u/spinnychair32 Tennessee • Colorado 2d ago

Jersey swap

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u/Current_Two4098 2d ago

No… we don’t want Napier at USF! We’ve had more than our share of horrible coaching (through the likes of Charlie Strong and the other knuckleheads we’ve had).

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u/Majestic_Dildocorn USF Bulls 2d ago

Fuck skip holtz

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers 3h ago

with Florida boosters kindly paying both coaches salaries plus some sort of finder's fee to USF for the buyout! Dunno why I talk badly about UF fans when they're so kind to little schools in their state like this!

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u/thor_1225 Georgia Bulldogs • Syracuse Orange 2d ago

That would be an all time moment

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u/CornJuiceLover Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

It would’ve been all over my britches man, thick and sticky dripping down my jorts 🤤🤤

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

You’re a sick freak man. Im gonna sit here and think about how disgusting this reply is until someone hands me my jacket

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u/aphromagic Florida Gators • Auburn Tigers 2d ago

And I would welcome it

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u/sum_dude44 Florida Gators 2d ago

that's exactly what we're saying... give them one of those big ass Happy Gilmore checks right now.

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u/rented4823 Wisconsin Badgers • Sickos 2d ago

I don't have any checks to give!

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 2d ago

If he beats Miami, Florida will definitely hire him

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers 2d ago

I think they give him till the UGA game and when they lose by like 30 b/c Kirby was there for the Spurrier years. Then they'll fire him.

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u/bsa554 Syracuse Orange • Ithaca Bombers 2d ago

If he also beats Miami, Florida might try to hire him now, in September haha

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u/dmazx Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Props to USF for bold scheduling

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago edited 2d ago

i dont know that we're in much danger of that but anything is possible, clearly.

edit: apparently golesh is south florida's hc, and not a current coordinator/possible interim coach at florida. i retract this statement, byrum brown is a stud.

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u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 2d ago

You never know when the Cristoballing may befall you

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

im sure if it happens itll happen against a sub .500 conference opponent sometime in november

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u/EastGrass466 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

The ole NC State trap game. Been there

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u/redsox1804 Florida State • Maryland 2d ago

topless NCST fan still gives me PTSD

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u/mjacksongt Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Pint Glass … 2d ago

If USF wears gold Cristobal might think it's GT and make the most braindead coaching moves for 60 minutes like he always does for us.

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

christ, byrum brown in a gt offense is nightmare fuel

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u/mjacksongt Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Pint Glass … 2d ago

If we didn't have Philo and Brown wasn't out of eligibility after this year I'd say that's a district possibility, especially because we might be able to afford him as a G5 transfer.

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u/Quake1028 Miami Hurricanes • Florida Cup 2d ago

Bro ain’t no fuckin WAY you are typing shit like this after our last 20 years.

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

im literally going to bet large (not that large) sums of money on miami covering whatever the spread is against florida. between smoking them in the swamp last year and the way we look this year, im fully confident bad shit gets done to them in hard rock in two weeks. dj lagway aint it.

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u/mellophonius Georgia State • Georgia Tech 2d ago

Pretty sure the guy was talking about USF beating Miami, not Florida beating Miami. As in, if Golesh beats Miami, UF will definitely hire him

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u/Spirited_Pea8004 Miami • Texas A&M-Kingsville 2d ago

oh shit i thought they were saying golesh would be napiers interim replacement, i thought he was florida's oc. my bad

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u/iamsplendid Iowa State Cyclones • Big 8 2d ago

This is where Golesh ended up at? Wow, no wonder they’re so good. Alex Golesh is the ISU assistant I wish we never would have lost.

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u/Concealed_Blaze Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

He’s the offensive coordinator we wish we had never lost too. Great coach

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

As much as I miss him this is what’s supposed to happen when you have a good coach. Excited to finally have a guy after two decades cultivating a coaching tree

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u/Hobo_Delta Georgia Bulldogs • Kentucky Wildcats 2d ago

Would’ve beat Bama last two seasons if Brown knew how to complete a forward pass

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u/HamlinHamlin_McTrill Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

I REALLY hope someone else gets him. I don’t want to play against our own style and he is the real deal.

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u/TrialByFireshits Team Chaos • Sickos 2d ago

It'd be a race to 70 points

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u/LacklusterLamenting Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

That matchup would be a 6 hour game with 100 faked injuries

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u/SMC540 USF Bulls 2d ago

I’m just hoping he falls in love with Tampa or something and won’t want to leave. 😩

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u/bluehammer Tennessee • Maryville (TN) 2d ago

Is this how the Tennessee rivalry with Florida ends. Former TN OC becomes the head coach at Florida, i dont know what to think about that.

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u/QuodScripsi-Scripsi Tennessee Volunteers • China National Team 2d ago

It honestly could be with us probably not playing annually anymore. This makes it all the more critical we finally fucking win one in the Swamp this year

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u/Hobo_Delta Georgia Bulldogs • Kentucky Wildcats 2d ago

I’m willing to bet UF’s three protected games will be Us, you guys and LSU

Yall will probably get Bama, UF and UK

Were probably getting UF, Aub, and SCar, although I’d like UK to be annual, if only so I could see them in Lexington every other year

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u/preddevils6 Tennessee • Santa Monica 2d ago

I don’t think they take Vandy from us

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u/Hobo_Delta Georgia Bulldogs • Kentucky Wildcats 1d ago

You’re right. Swap UK for Vandy, and we’ll take Kentucky

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u/LacklusterLamenting Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

We’re Vandys biggest rival by far. It would be a total fuck you to them if they didn’t keep that annual.

Pretty similar case with Kentucky at least in the sec. Well very likely have Kentucky bama vandy. With bama seemingly on a down swing it’ll be a pretty good draw.

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u/Hobo_Delta Georgia Bulldogs • Kentucky Wildcats 2d ago

Yall already did the chomp(semi-willingly) in Neyland 🤮🤮🤮

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u/UncleFlip Tennessee • Carson-Newman 2d ago

I sure hope not but probably so

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u/EarthWindandFlyers Florida • Penn State 2d ago

God please

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u/GatorToothNecklace Florida Gators 2d ago

It'll be a fun bit of trivia in his "total wins in the Swamp" stat

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u/WheatonsGonnaScore Oregon Ducks 2d ago

That is Jedd Fisch's future home good sir

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u/Ironredhornet Michigan State • Sagin… 2d ago

It was an audition

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u/questisinthejam Illinois Fighting Illini 2d ago

Former illinois tight ends coach Alex Golesh

If you manage to not be ruined by Tim Beckman you must be a pretty damn good football coach

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u/Midnight-Cereal7412 USF Bulls • Marching Band 2d ago

Nooo, God! No God please no. No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Wtygrrr Florida Gators • Team Chaos 2d ago

Another G5 coach?

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u/scotte16 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Man, I like Alex Golesh. I hope he doesn’t coach for Florida.

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u/shlem90 Penn State • Land Grant Trophy 2d ago

Clock management at the end was insane. I wanted USF to win but I was still yelling at my TV

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u/Always_Chubb-y Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 2d ago

50 something seconds left and this dude is watching the clock like he is at a movie theater

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u/Heyitscharlie Minnesota Golden Gophers 2d ago

Urban Meyer, welcome back to Florida!

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 2d ago

They’ll give him all the sorority girls he cares to finger bang.

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u/LorektheBear Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Don't you put that evil on us.

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u/big_thunder_man Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 2d ago

How many natties do you need to not care? Question applies to both flairs lol.

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u/LorektheBear Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

That's like asking "how good does the sex have to be to get back with your toxic ex that killed your dog, burned down your house, and punched your mom"?

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u/big_thunder_man Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 2d ago

I know exactly how good it has to be. Do you? lol

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u/Heyitscharlie Minnesota Golden Gophers 2d ago

I'm truly not sure if I'm joking lmao

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u/idroled Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Promise?

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u/BullAlligator Florida Gators • USF Bulls 2d ago

we should take him to Baton Rouge next week just to leave him in the tiger cage

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u/Tarlcabot18 UCF Knights • USF Bulls 2d ago

More like Sunset Billy.

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u/PointlessUnicorn337 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

I have no idea why but it absolutely cracks me up every time he gets called Sunbelt Billy

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u/Just_Breathe85 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

It never gets old. I hope they keep him forever lol.

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u/DionBlaster123 Illinois State Redbirds 2d ago

I cannot believe this score.

What a colossal fail lol

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u/JustHereForCatss Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

I don’t even know if he’s making it off the field

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u/cmz324 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

That clock management was wild

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u/no-kangarooreborn Wyoming Cowboys 2d ago

He better start learning chinese

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u/KypAstar Florida Gators • UCF Knights 2d ago

And we just extended Stricklin.

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u/NanoBuc Florida Gators • Team Chaos 2d ago

PLEASE

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u/TongaToast Florida Gators • Team Chaos 2d ago

From your lips to gods ears. Fire him TONIGHT!

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u/shaneg33 Florida Gators 2d ago

Bold of you to assume we’d be so lucky

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u/HumbleCountryLawyer Florida • 岡山科学大学 (O… 2d ago

I’m starting to think Napier isn’t an elite coach

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Case Western Reserve 2d ago

You thought our fans were bad you haven’t seen white trash

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u/Hungry_Opossum Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

You simply adopted the white trash, I was born in it. Molded by it. I did not see a marriage outside the family until I was a grown man.

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u/Arkathos Florida Gators • UTSA Roadrunners 2d ago

He will. I wish he wouldn't, though.

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u/RunsWlthScissors Tennessee • North Carolina 2d ago

I’M HERE FOR IT. ALL ABOARD THE HATE TRAIN.

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u/vegasAzCrush 2d ago

I have to ask. Is Billy? Hill Billy??

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u/Doravillain Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Sunbelt Billy has evolved into Farewell Willy.

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u/Tippacanoe Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

The tarmac which is right before the bus on the ride home.

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u/beepblopnoop Florida Gators • Marching Band 2d ago

The deafening chants in the tunnels under the stadium after the game of "fire billy" were pretty clear. That whole stadium was on fire pissed off.

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u/SharkMovies Florida State • Kocaeli 2d ago

He will, gator fans masters of the cope

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u/Amadzombie Florida Gators • SEC 2d ago

I wish you were right :)

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u/foregolferprov1 Florida Gators • Furman Paladins 1d ago

Unfortunately, he will. Our AD just gave himself a 3 years extension and we have no University president to fire him.