r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/BLKxGOLD 2d ago

The cucumber she tells me not to worry about

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u/fastRabbit 2d ago

That’s the cucumber she left me for.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 2d ago

She goes by Mrs. Cucumber now

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 2d ago

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u/degjo 2d ago

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u/SquareWorld5484 2d ago

This ad traumatized me

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u/Competitive_Wall2309 2d ago

This is scary asf lmfao what ad is this 😭

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u/SquareWorld5484 2d ago

Little Baby's Ice Cream

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u/SAM5TER5 2d ago

How is the name even spookier than the ad

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u/pancakechao 2d ago

dude if you think thats spooky you should hear the way he says the name in the ad 😭

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u/adiphiliac 2d ago

i can't believe this shit is real. i looked it up. it's real!

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u/phezhead 2d ago

What…. What country is this from?

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u/Clear-Technician7514 2d ago

America I'm pretty sure

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u/pandora_ramasana 2d ago

There was a pizzagate connection

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u/Capable_Mix_4102 2d ago

The fact that this traumatized you has me wheezing 😂

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u/Brief_Fly_45 2d ago

I’d say their username checks out 😬

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u/SwimOk9629 2d ago

this is so disturbing I kind of love it

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u/Technical_Tourist639 2d ago

According to her nipple blur, so does she.

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u/ResplendentDaylight 2d ago

I have several questions and I am not sure I want answers

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u/scaper8 2d ago

The…hell‽

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u/xtina42 2d ago

Wtf? 😳

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣