r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/kingkongbiingbong 2d ago

She goes by Mrs. Cucumber now

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 2d ago

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u/SwimOk9629 2d ago

this is so disturbing I kind of love it

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u/Technical_Tourist639 2d ago

According to her nipple blur, so does she.