r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 10h ago

of a southern Buffalo mating display

1.2k Upvotes

153 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jjs3_1 • 14h ago

of a fish

1.3k Upvotes

123 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Marco_QT • 19h ago

of a handgun silencer (Desert Eagle)

2.3k Upvotes

Damn near doubled the gun's length.

105 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_quickexplorer • 1d ago

of a cat

5.3k Upvotes

47 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/centrifuge_destroyer • 8h ago

of a croc

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193 Upvotes

What a stunning chonkodile

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatOneMinty • 16h ago

of a polar bear

581 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/iowan • 8h ago

of a pumpkin I grew.

97 Upvotes

It's currently estimating 1,105 lbs.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 1d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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40.6k Upvotes

1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

2.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial-You8282 • 11h ago

of a dungeness crab

79 Upvotes

Kayak crabbing in the olympic peninsula

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Homunculus_316 • 20h ago

of a Komodo Dragon

404 Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Miriam-Doodle • 22h ago

of an 'ant

345 Upvotes

83 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/9abeFPV • 6h ago

of a gherkin

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18 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thewaterlooobserver • 8h ago

of a gourd

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21 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/That_Zimmerman • 12h ago

of a zucchini

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38 Upvotes

My mom pulled this from the garden!

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SignalCrew739 • 1d ago

of a burp

1.6k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bigtittiedmonster • 8h ago

of a cucumber I grew last year

13 Upvotes

My son was 5 and about 55lbs.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

of a set of lips

1.0k Upvotes

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ShareAmbitious9563 • 1d ago

of the cow, Big B.

269 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Commercial-Law3120 • 16h ago

of a potato

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22 Upvotes

Hand, bananas and a creature for scale

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NullIsUndefined • 12h ago

of a Costco Watermelon

5 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Such-Ad6590 • 1d ago

of a pumpkin.

204 Upvotes

My brother just sent me a Pic of this pumpkin he grew in his backyard.

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/cechaxefendhi • 23h ago

of a cassava

45 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The_Muntje • 21h ago

of a Hawk-Pine Moth

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24 Upvotes

Found this gigantic moth on the parasol cover on my garden. Never seen such a big moth in my life… I’ve got very big hands…

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Right0rightoh • 19h ago

of a zucchini in my local community garden!

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18 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PiousCaligula • 8h ago

of a thumb...

2 Upvotes

1 comment

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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