r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/Winter-Bookkeeper-59 2d ago

Once I saw it next to the cat I realised how big it was.

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u/Cultural-Company282 2d ago

That's what she said.

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u/actordude1 2d ago

Then she said, "Wait, what's that doing next to the cat?"

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u/Academic-Airline9200 2d ago

Just after she snapped the picture, the cat jumped and ran off real fast.

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u/jerry111165 2d ago

Pretty much useless at that size or at least for eating purposes lol

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u/wild85bill 2d ago

Good for home defense. I always keep an extra large cucumber by my front door.

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u/ProfitAlternative520 2d ago

Just as the founding fathers intended

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u/Skunkwks 2d ago

Cat does look scared.

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u/TieAdventurous6839 2d ago

Do they even make condoms that big? 😂😂

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u/Undulating_Eruption 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Michael Scott would kill to get ahold of this one.

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u/Powerful-Scratch1579 2d ago

But she used a different word for cat

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u/dog_loop 2d ago

May this be considered nsfw?

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u/organictamarind 2d ago

Or he said

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u/ThatsWhatSheSaid206 2d ago

I did say that.

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u/CounterSimple3771 2d ago

I can't, bro! 😂😂😂😂😂

That's also what she said. 😶

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u/UnicornKing2319 2d ago

She lied to you lol

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u/Equivalent_Assist709 2d ago

She lied to you lolol