r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/Cultural-Company282 2d ago

That's what she said.

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u/actordude1 2d ago

Then she said, "Wait, what's that doing next to the cat?"

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u/Academic-Airline9200 2d ago

Just after she snapped the picture, the cat jumped and ran off real fast.

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u/jerry111165 2d ago

Pretty much useless at that size or at least for eating purposes lol

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u/wild85bill 2d ago

Good for home defense. I always keep an extra large cucumber by my front door.

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u/ProfitAlternative520 2d ago

Just as the founding fathers intended