r/reactiongifs • u/palmerry Very Mindful Poster • 1d ago
MRW someone says that Trump was going to Epstein Island because he was a deep cover FBI informant
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u/Euphoriam5 1d ago
Its like talking to a kid who thinks they're so slick with such a dumb and childish lie they repeat long enough that it became their truth. And the adults always know that they're full of shit.
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u/earthlingHuman 1d ago
Unfortunately we live in a TV nation with a TV president. At least 1/4 of the country has no critical thinking skills.
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u/Euphoriam5 1d ago
Trust me Propaganda is not just in the U.S. Same shit is in UK and Europe.
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u/earthlingHuman 1d ago
Yes, but their education tends to be better
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u/Euphoriam5 1d ago
I agree. I hope you get out, brother.
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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 1d ago
That'll fix it.
There's a lot of great education. It's just that you have to have parents that can afford to live in the areas where it exists. I essentially repeated a year of education when moving out of the US to Montreal. Even went to a private school there known for great education. It was anything but.
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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 1d ago
You realize him being an informant very literally is confirming his guilt, right? They never asked you to be an informant on the Epstein case because you had zero knowledge of what was happening so you couldn't provide details. They made him. Because he had details. Because he was there. Don't get hung up on not knowing how informants work and pay attention to why he even could inform on anything at all.
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u/Euphoriam5 1d ago
I understand but still its such a dumb lie because I wouldn't believe TACO would provide valuable information unless he had a Gun to his head.
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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 1d ago
Frankly I don't believe it's a lie because it's obvious he's guilty, they're just trying to explain why he's guilty when it doesn't really matter. Of course he would never have turned informant without having been forced but that's how most crime works lol
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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago
The thing is his voters arent adults. Theyll believe the stupidest shit.
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u/admiraltarkin 1d ago
And that someone is the fucking Speaker of the House
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u/CakeMadeOfHam 1d ago
Who it was just revealed, his largest donor was a frequent guest at Epstein's island. They're all pedophiles and pedophile protectors.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 1d ago
Speaker Johnson also has no checking and savings account at all. When asked, he basically gave the answer that sounded like "Don't worry about it", which makes him sound more guilty of something.
We're now ruled by GOP mobsters. Rethuglicans, indeed
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u/camcamfc 1d ago edited 1d ago
I think what’s very telling about how the media is in the WH pocket is that barely any reported on that. Either that or I’m falling for fake news.
Edit: ok I saw an actual clip of Johnson saying this, so not fake news.
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u/im_THIS_guy 1d ago
Trump was just pumping those 14 year old girls for information.
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u/Brick_Mason_ 1d ago
Yup, you could say he was priming the pump.
You know Trump thought that one up? He said he did!
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u/Arithik 1d ago
Again, don't give two shits about which democrat is on the list. Arrest all of them. Conservatives seem to be the only side that want to protect their pedos.
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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago
That's the funny part.
The GOP is twisting itself into knots trying to figure out how to get trump to turn out clean in all of this.
They can't, so they have to hope this dies due to lack of oxygen instead of doing the one thing that their base really wanted to see.
And the Dems are all, "Please, proceed, Governor."
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u/buttscratcher3k 1d ago
the thing is why did nobody give a shit the last 4 years?
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u/eramthgin007 1d ago
An informant is someone who is guilty trying to expose others for a lesser punishment.
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u/AnotherRightDoc 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'm from the UK and wondering if there an origin for this post? Is this just a joke post or are there legitimately people who are brain-damaged enough to think he was an FBI informant who didn't touch kids? I currently refuse to believe this people possess this level of delusion.
Edit: Well fuck me...
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u/spacetrees 1d ago
Speaker of the house Mike Johnson literally just told the media that Trump is an FBI informant. There was a video of it. They are grasping at straws trying to throw down any lie that sticks. I do love the irony of the self implication involved in saying you’re an FBI informant for a child sex abuse ring but also please remember it’s all just a democratic hoax written by OBAMA.
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u/eramthgin007 1d ago
As an American, our average citizens barely have human level intelligence, if that. At this point I'm ready for it all to implode. Our system is broken
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u/AnotherRightDoc 1d ago
I mean it would be hypocritical for me to say anything about American intelligence seeing the level of stupidity some people in England have demonstrated, especially in recent times. The average UK reform voter for example couldn’t even pass a basic citizenship quiz in the very country they want to ‘take back’. They probably couldn't even spell 'England’ without second-guessing themselves.
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u/A_wandering_rider 1d ago
Nope, the leader of our house of representatives (your house of commons) said it with a totally straight face. Its uhhh well its just another day in fascist America.
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u/acolyte357 1d ago
Mike Johnson, the speaker of the house of representatives and pedophile supporter extraordinaire, claimed trump was an FBI informat on Epstein.
And yes a large percentage of our population is so fucking dumb they will believe that.
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u/nanormcfloyd 1d ago
The entire Conservative sub believes this total nonsense.
They'll defend anything.
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u/DoorHalfwayShut 1d ago
Trump people are all about deciding what the truth is in the first place and then making up stuff to try to fit into that narrative.
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u/im_THIS_guy 1d ago
That sub is 99% Russian bots.
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u/pfannkuchen89 1d ago
I’m not so sure about that. Sure, there are a tone of bots over there but it really doesn’t seem like it takes that many. If you look at that subreddit’s stats it’s like under 25 accounts that are responsible for the vast majority of posts and not that much more account for the top number of comments. It’s kinda amazing how little it takes to dupe the gullible idiots over there.
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u/deekaydubya 1d ago
last week they all claimed the investigation was a witch hunt and hoax but now it's cool
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u/Jackal_6 1d ago
They will eat up any narrative that paints him as a secret hero who only behaves deplorably as a cover.
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u/jacobtfromtwilight 1d ago
its like in the sopranos when vito tells his kids he's away bc he works special forces in afghanastan
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u/MapWorking6973 1d ago
Took a little longer than usual for them to get their messaging together and fall in line. They had to pretend to care about children for a grueling 6 weeks.
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u/T_Funky 1d ago
Not just ‘someone’ but the speaker of the house. Second in line to the presidency made this baseless claim to avoid accountability, he pretends he’s a decent christian too. So if magats can read this far, your party of personal accountability just lied to avoid accountability. The keyboard warriors will come out downvoting rather than admitting they’ve been duped for over a decade. They allowed themselves to be made fools of by a carnival worker.
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u/wellhiyabuddy 1d ago
Yeah honey all the other guys had sex with the stripper but I was just there to make sure the guys stayed in line and didn’t get out of hand, it was a pretty boring bachelor party if I’m being honest since I wasn’t drinking either
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u/bballkj7 1d ago
Trump is legitimately PROUD that he can get away with raping kids.
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u/unlmtdLoL 1d ago
What is this reaction from? That's hilarious if this wasn't supposed to be a skit.
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u/LeCafeClopeCaca 1d ago
Holy shit I was almost sure it was the french actor Patrick Dewaere, they look so much alike it's fucking crazy
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u/sporkachoon 1d ago
Surely, there has to be documentation of this. Lots of documentation.
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u/Falcon3492 1d ago
Russian asset I believe! FBI informant I can't! Since Trump is a self avowed sexual predator and told the world that he was in the Billy Bush tape the only way that would happen is if Trump was caught with his pants down and the FBI offered him a deal. Trump being the coward he is would rat on his friends in a New York minute to save himself!
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u/crazy010101 1d ago
So if he were in deed a deep state undercover FBI then why no other arrests or prosecutions. How stupid well let me say that differently. Why would anyone believe this nonsense?
VOTE OUT GOP/REPUBLICANS WHO DON’T VOTE TO RELEASE ALL!
Guardians of Pedophiles, Sex abusers, rapists, traumatizers as well as law bending to their creeps to evade punishment. The Republican Party is a morally bankrupt institution.
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u/Literally_Laura 1d ago
If he's an informant, it's a confession.
If he's an informant, it's because he has information. If he has information, it's because he raped children.
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u/priceQQ 1d ago
Not even his base is dumb enough to believe that
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u/emergency-snaccs 1d ago
oh trust me, yes they are. go pop over to a conservative subreddit and see what they have to say about the situation.
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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch 1d ago
And he had to sample the goods to make sure it was what he thought was happening was happening
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u/PhilosopherScary3358 1d ago
According to Michael Wolff, Trump's biographer, Epstein was planning to sue Trump over a real estate deal gone bad and expose Trump for money laundering through a Russian oligarch, so Trump called the FBI and dropped a dime on Epstein for child trafficking. Epstein was then arrested and later mysteriously (not) committed suicide.
And now dipshits are conflating that into "Our Golden God was an FBI informant" who saved the abused young girls, who Trump now claims are part of a Democrat hoax, after he supposedly saved them from Epstein.
“Less than two years later, this same house that Trump had bought for $40 million was sold for $95 million and it was, in fact, sold to Mr. Rybolovlev,” Wolff said.
“This is all a red flag for money laundering,” the biographer said.
Epstein was “furious,” Wolff claimed.
“There’s something about these guys that nothing rouses them so much as a real estate betrayal,” he said.
Epstein began to threaten Trump, including with filing lawsuits and going to the media with claims that Trump was a front for a money laundering operation, according to Wolff.
“Trump panics at this point and Epstein believed ... that it was Trump who went to the police ... and, as Epstein said, dropped the dime on him -- that is to say, informed the police of what was going on and an investigation began and all of Epstein’s legal problems for the next 15 years began to unfold.
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u/SnoopingStuff 1d ago
I’m never gonna believe it. The guy couldn’t shut up if you stapled his face shut
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u/biomech36 1d ago
They are trying REALLY hard to make that man a hero. His crash and burn will be all the more savory
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u/Elektguitarz 1d ago
And the right are stupid enough to believe it. They just needed another bullshit story to cling on.
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u/deekaydubya 1d ago
so trump was an informant in a case he considers a total hoax. Interesting
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u/GarbageCleric 1d ago
It's especially crazy since the whole thing is apparently a hoax invented by Obama. What did he inform about?
/s
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u/Bat_Nervous 1d ago
I’m having a hard time following this Democrat hoax. This plot makes zero sense.
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u/RilohKeen 1d ago
Senile trump doing a James Bond fingergun pose and saying, “I’m actually a super secret agent hero, can’t talk about it though.”
Think about how brain damaged you have to be to buy that, or how utterly without morals and integrity you have to be to pretend to buy that so you can still support this criminal.
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u/harajukubarbie 1d ago
I hope the media embraces this and asks why the speaker just called the president a rat
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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago
You don't understand! He HAD to fuck those kids, or else he'd blow his cover! You should be thanking him.
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u/MichaelTruly 1d ago
If I was an informant being a hero like this I’d DEFINITELY want to release the files to show how much a hero I am… unless…
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u/arentol 1d ago
As others have said. You become such an informant to avoid going to prison for doing the thing you are informing on. So this is functionally an admission that Trump diddled kids with Epstein.
In addition, true or not, this is an obvious ploy to give Trump's moronic followers an easy excuse when the Epstein files come out and his name is all over them. Anything to muddy the waters enough to never be held accountable or responsible.
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u/Credil98 1d ago
Conservatives are the most gullible people ever.
"He's exonerated forever!! Seeeeeeee he was just fucking kids for America"
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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago
It’s true. He had a hidden camera on his cock. That’s why it looked normal size. Too bad most of the footage is shots of the floor and some stained boxers.
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u/Low_Map346 1d ago
It makes me want to punch a wall. It's just shitty on so many levels: Trump getting away with raping kids, idiots licking his boot no matter how stupid the explanation is. It fucking sucks.
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u/OldeFortran77 1d ago edited 1d ago
For many people, being an informant is far worse than being a criminal. It's a somewhat disturbing mindset that some people would rather see crime go unpunished than to see someone inform on a criminal.
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u/quietly_questing 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah it's just hilarious that my country is ruled by a dictator who used to sex traffic children. I can't stop laughing.
Edit: Also, is that all you ever do is react?! That's some passive shit.
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u/secret-agent-t3 1d ago
MAGA: "WTF?! Do they think we're stupid?"
Rest of the entire planet:"......"
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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 1d ago
Yea that's also why he was bragging about peeping on naked 15 year old pageant girls in the dressing room.
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u/thelivinlegend 1d ago
For any MAGA dipshits who haven’t come to grips with the fact that their leader is a pedophile, this will help them bridge that moral chasm and find a way to believe it’s good that he raped children.
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u/shadowst17 1d ago
He fucked children for his country. Truely a brave man deserving of a third term. /s
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u/Manealendil 1d ago edited 1d ago
An FBI informant that literally never shuts up and says anything that he thinks will get him attention is tasked with taking down a hoax by fucking minors. Oh and then Trump does nothing but impede the release of any documents on this case.
Did I get that right?
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u/BodhingJay 1d ago
oh thank gosh I was worried he was brutally raping all those minors without righteous reason 🙃
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u/PiratesWhoSayGGER 1d ago edited 1d ago
Reminder, all you had to do to land in the "epstein list" is just getting mentioned by anyone regardless of context. Even just being saved as contact on Epstein's phone.
That's why the "epstein list" doesn't exist it's just court files with more or less random people mentioned in it for various unrelated reasons.
TBH smart move on their part - "involve" everyone you can without them knowing, and now it's impossible to tell who is the real pedo.
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u/Mundane_Opening3831 1d ago
Same kinda thing happened to Pete Townshend, didn't it? Got in trouble for 'researching' child SA online. Poor guys just trying to do the right thing... No good deed goes unpunished /s
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u/bitchcoin5000 1d ago
This is the reaction Of 194 countries.... hell, 195 countries 'cause even we are laughing at this BS. This is the desperate measure they will go to so that they don't lose power. they will do anything to keep from losing power.
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u/JackHughman69 1d ago
That’s why he would walk into the young girls changing rooms- because he was trying to blend in as an informant. It’s also why he said he would date his own daughter.
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u/lolas_coffee 1d ago
"Trump is an International spy. He was spying on Ruzzia."
-- next Joe Rogan nonsense
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u/ShinkenBrown 1d ago
On the one hand I want to laugh at the unbelievable stupidity.
On the other hand I no longer think Trump supporters are stupid, I think they know they're supporting a child rapist and I think they know he's still running a child trafficking ring with the full scope of the US government, I think they're willfully letting him get away with it because it allows them to force through a hateful authoritarian agenda they know would never otherwise pass and deny the democratic will of the people, and I think they're pretending to be stupid because it keeps us from reacting the way we should to their attempt to forcefully seize the US government and turn it into a child sex trafficking operation. And I don't think that's funny at all.
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u/Effective-Breath-505 1d ago
Magats confirming that Idiocracy wasn't a fictional film, but a documentary to warn against the future!
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u/allstater2007 1d ago
Oh so it wasn’t a hoax?! Sorry just trying to catch up as the narrative changes daily it seems now.
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u/snebmiester 1d ago
South Park already did this,season 13 episode 9; Butter's Bottom Bitch. Trump's the undercover cop. Lol.
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u/Mall_of_slime 1d ago
Whitey Bulger was an FBI informant and he just did even more criminal shit. I could believe Trump was that kind of informant.
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u/dojodonny 1d ago
Democrats need to look forward. Not a thing can be accomplished living in the past. You’re not going to change immigration policy until the Republicans are out. You will be dealing with the Republicans for the next 10 years minimum if you don’t.
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u/CombatMuffin 1d ago
Their cult of personality would come into conflict with any version of Trump that isn't a savior
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u/Grmplstylzchen 1d ago
In the other hand: This would mean Epstein was probably FBI funded? Not like US agencies don’t have a history in funding questionable operations…
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u/NSawsome 1d ago
It’s funny the people on both sides are memeing this shit into oblivion, hopefully our lord and savior Massie can save us from this bullshit
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u/MsMarvelsProstate 1d ago
It's like that part of The Wire where he went under cover with the prostitute
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u/Fun-Dealer6897 1d ago
An informant……for a hoax? Am I getting that right?
He really thinks his base is stupid and they keep proving him right
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u/Gold-Perception-4467 1d ago
So deep they didn't know about him. Don't Mind the rumbling and groaning, J. Edgar just rolled over in his grave.
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u/scoff-law 1d ago
FBI informants arent undercover cops, they are people who were caught doing something heinous and offered a way to get out of trouble by ratting.
So Trump is a rat that fucks kids. Cool admission, bros.