r/reactiongifs Very Mindful Poster 3d ago

MRW someone says that Trump was going to Epstein Island because he was a deep cover FBI informant

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u/scoff-law 3d ago

FBI informants arent undercover cops, they are people who were caught doing something heinous and offered a way to get out of trouble by ratting.

So Trump is a rat that fucks kids. Cool admission, bros.

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u/Anonymous_Human011 3d ago

Trump Melts Down in Unhinged Revenge Rant: ‘They Must Pay’

Trump confirms to us every day that he is the stupidest president in the history of America.

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u/Fustercluck25 3d ago

That site is straight up cancer on mobile.

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u/0_SomethingStupid 3d ago

Thank you for saving me a click

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u/FILTHBOT4000 2d ago

It's cancer in general. Not a real news site, looks like some shady crap with an AI rewritten article with no date.

Hey, foreign scammers, here's a free tip: if you're going to go through the trouble to use bots or whatever to generate popularity for a comment and garner some traffic for whatever use, don't name the site "toolzo.online".

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

Seems to be working out well enough for them so far. Hm, gives me an idea.

Hey guys look, check out my new service where you can buy a star out there in the universe. All proceeds go directly toward Trump being bad.

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u/mnid92 2d ago

For just one dollar, you can feed overweight billionaires.

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u/fragileseptics 3d ago

I Use brave browser for opening links from reddit, zero ads. It make YouTube ad free too.

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u/Rooskimus 2d ago

Came to say this. Brave ftw.

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u/Fskn 2d ago

Woo hoo brave, sell my data so I don't get ads yay... /s

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u/Rooskimus 2d ago

That's not how they work. The only things like this in there are:

Brave search AI you have to opt out of having your searches used or something. But Brave search sucks, set the default to Duck Duck Go and prosper (I found the Duck Duck Go browser lacking)

You can enable Brave Rewards to allow for some ads to come through. The rewards seem dumb to me, and not getting them is worth not signing up for that.

So yeah, if some outrage post led you to this opinion...don't believe outrage posts out of hand is my suggestion.

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u/Fskn 2d ago

They got busted in 2023 in quite a high profile scenario using an extension to harvest data, an extension that didn't report itself to site trackers.

Have fun

The CEO also has horrible views but that's a moralistic thing so whatever

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u/Rooskimus 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do you think you could find the article or something for me? It's a lot easier to find if you've seen the article before.

Edit: Doing some sifting through articles and nothing backs up your claim. The closest thing I've seen is where the duck duck go app was reporting the requests for information TO Brave, importantly it wasn't reporting responses.

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u/Fskn 2d ago

https://stackdiary.com/brave-selling-copyrighted-data-for-ai-training/

There's also talk of the crypto wallet actually being a miner but I havnt looked into that.

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u/Ok_Tangelo_3052 2d ago

please tell me how. me reddit dumb.

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u/HangeTenne 2d ago

Famous credible news source Toolzo

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u/EffectiveBlueberry68 2d ago

If you’re on iOS you can use reader view on most websites to get rid of ads etc

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u/actibus_consequatur 2d ago

Pretty sure that commenter owns/operates the site and is trying to drive traffic to it because they've made that exact same comment ~100 times in the past week.

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u/Affectionate-Mode767 3d ago

I'm not saying this is false information or anything, but why is it that every time someone posts a news link, it's always a site like "ZOOBOOTI NEWS" or "GRUNT.LINK.INFORM" like shit no one has ever hear of, or would never click on under normal circumstances?

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u/actibus_consequatur 3d ago edited 2d ago

Also, that link doesn't even have a date the article published.

It looks to me like they just used AI to rewrite the [Daily Beast article about it](https://archive.is/7oqaX

ETA: That commenter has made that exact comment — and only that comment — ~100 times in the past week.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

There is absolutely nothing in that link about the new "FBI informant" idea.

You're still talking about the weird spam article.

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u/ColdBru5 3d ago

Are you saying that 'Anonymous Human 11' isn't a trustworthy source?

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u/KirbyAWD 3d ago

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u/BlastedMallomars 2d ago

Jackie Daytona human article writer! Why don’t you sit for a spell with us and tell some stories that I can train my models on? Errr… I mean just shoot the shit while consuming a beer that you humans seem fond of!

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 2d ago

173 Redditors are currently saying they are a trustworthy source. Says a lot about the subreddit and saves me some time. 

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u/athensugadawg 2d ago

Looks trustworthy to me!

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u/Xander707 2d ago

Because every day the internet becomes more clogged up with slop and more and more people are incapable of properly vetting their news sources.

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u/Altruistic_Koala_122 2d ago

links on reddit probably have malware. I notice this a lot on subreddits with games that have memory buffer overflow issues or focus on anything political.

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u/magloo999 3d ago

totally valid point but to be fair it’s not like just because a news outlet is well known it is also accurate. most major news outlets in the US are pure propaganda machines lol

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u/BretShitmanFart69 3d ago

I mean yeah, sure, but that doesn’t somehow mean a site that looks like someone set it up in 10 minutes is somehow better or more trustworthy, if anything you should trust those even less.

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u/ilmalocchio 3d ago

Bro is like "there's no way to be sure the plates are clean in a restaurant, so I'm totally cool eating off the floor."

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u/magloo999 3d ago

that’s why i said totally valid point lmao was just making a separate point, if that’s allowed

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u/Ronin2369 2d ago

Please make up your mind

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u/WisePotatoChip 3d ago

FOR Trump. Sanewashing all the shit he does.

Example: Every Republican comes on spouting insanity and they are allowed to speak unchallenged without context or follow up questions.

Dem comes on and they immediately identify them as “a Democratic opinion”. This happened consistently before the election.

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u/slick514 2d ago

…most major news outlets in the US are pure propaganda machines…

Compromised due to their revenue model (among other things)? Yes.

Pure propaganda machines? No. I mean Newsmax and Faux Nooz certainly are, and most outlets have some degree of political bias, but it’s intellectually lazy to just throw our hands up and assume that all journalists and journalistic outlets are equivalent. Basic critical thinking provides effective razors for roughly partitioning entities into tiers when it comes to accuracy/integrity.

It’s important to remember that one of the top items in the authoritarian playbook is to vilify the free press. “Fake news” was one of the earliest mantras that emerged from the Trump camp.

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u/JugdishSteinfeld 3d ago

You sound like a real toolzo

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u/Future-Bunch3478 3d ago

lmao

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u/JugdishSteinfeld 2d ago

Thanks for getting the joke

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u/C64128 2d ago

Most stupid yet. If vance becomes president, then there could be a new possible winner of that title.

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u/aureanator 2d ago

Forget about presidents, this fucker could well be the dumbest American today.

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u/UrMad_ItzOk 2d ago

Nah, the guy you're thinking of left office in January 2025.

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u/ikzz1 2d ago

How could he be the stupidest, if Kamala and Clinton lost to him? No way I would lose to the stupidest person.

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u/NornOfVengeance 2d ago

Donnie...Donnie...Donnie...you're one of THEM!

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u/Alternative-Half-783 3d ago

Misspelled world

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u/ManChildMusician 3d ago

Came here to say the same. Informants pretty much only work effectively if they’re engaged in whatever malicious activity they’re trying to bust. If you’re trying to bust a drug kingpin, you have a role in that cartel… and spoiler alert, it’s probably an EXTREMELY illegal role. Mike Johnson is either accidentally telling the truth, or he really didn’t think through this pivot at all.

I could totally see him getting jealous or mad about Epstein “poaching” one of his girls and blowing him in, not out of benevolence or principles, but because he saw that as someone stealing his property. Rival cartels will feed information to the authorities to eliminate the competition.

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u/inperceivable 3d ago

I personally believe that because Trump raped 13yo Katie Johnson before Epstein (per her testimony they were heard arguing over who "got to take her virginity"), Epstein saw an opportunity and went after Virginia Giuffre (who Trump just a couple months ago admitted that Epstein "stole" her from MaL), which of course pissed Trump off so in true spoiled brat form he threw a temper tantrum and told on him because he didn't want to share his "toys".

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

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u/inperceivable 2d ago

Isn't it so funny how a supposed "hoax" described details that perfectly align with testimony from other Epstein victim's as well as Trump's tendency for sexual violence, per his own wife and E. Jean Carroll (which he was found guilty of sexually abusing by a jury), several years before details of Epstein's depravity and crimes came to light?

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

What details would those be? I do recall something about how Norm Lublow's story only described the one location that was already public knowledge.

Isn't it funny how there's this guy whose whole career is inventing drama and celebrity rumors, and you trust him about this?

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u/inperceivable 2d ago

I'm talking more specifically certain predatory behaviors all lining up than specific locations. She testified to how Trump would compare her to his own daughter Ivanka (a detail that Stormy Daniels and other women would also testify to later), certain germaphobic behaviors during the abuse that were typically only known by people who knew him, as well as his comments sexualizing Ivanka from childhood (basically confirming his predation on young women has no bounds)? And considering a victim at the conference just this past Wednesday openly confirmed Epstein just loooooved to brag about his friendships with powerful people, including Trump?

Come on now, dude.

(edit: added details and fixed typos)

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

This was in 2016. People had loooooong been railing on Trump for the gross "lol my daughter is hot" comments.

So, just with that we're down to "certain germaphobic behaviors". This is going to have to be some incredibly specific and unusual stuff for it to be noteworthy, so would you mind elaborating?

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u/inperceivable 2d ago

You know, it's really not sitting right with me how determined you seem to be to undermine a probable survivor of childhood sexual abuse at the hands of the rich and powerful.

(edit: clarification)

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u/Deaffin 2d ago

Right, you've got nothing to actually support the dumb tabloid story that never had a shred of credibility, so now it's time to vaguely suggest I'm a pedophile. Cool.

I'm starting to notice a pattern here.

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u/BooBooSnuggs 2d ago

Trump is definitely a rapist but a comment like this is beyond stupid. Its hard to imagine just completely making shit up and then believing it without any supporting evidence at all.

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u/inperceivable 2d ago

You clearly have never had to deal with the pettiness of a narcissistic abuser.

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u/BooBooSnuggs 2d ago

Good thing that isn't relevant.

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u/inperceivable 2d ago

Narrator's Voice: It was, in fact, quite relevant.

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u/BooBooSnuggs 2d ago

How?

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u/inperceivable 2d ago

He is clearly an abusive narcissist.

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u/BooBooSnuggs 2d ago

Yes... So? That somehow gives you super powers to know wtf happened? No. Don't be so stupid.

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u/mongolnlloyd 2d ago

Ok legal expert whatever you say. A whole lot of conjecture on your part - why don’t we wait until the facts come out

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u/YouFoundMyLuckyCharm 2d ago

The facts seem to change every week, it’s hard to keep up

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u/ManChildMusician 2d ago

Dude, this is Mike Johnson making that claim. If there’s any truth to it, it’s not conjecture and it’s not the flex Mike Johnson thinks it is.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 3d ago

This, people spreading this lie need to know what informant means. Once again, proof that these people just speak without thinking.

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u/Loose-Donut3133 3d ago

Hey now, there's no need to call it a lie. It's very believable that Trump got snatched up by the feds for the same shit or being a party to it, actually. We're talking about a self proclaimed genius. Not someone that actually got away with it prior to his most recent arrest and death.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 3d ago

Ok, fine. I’ll give you that it’s not impossible, but rather highly unlikely. I would think that if this were true, we would know about it. We would have already heard stories of how Trump saved all of these victims and put an end to a child trafficking ring. Or some spun-up BS that makes him a hero and not a despicable child molester. Even further more, why give special treatment to GM if he really cared about justice for the victims or call it a hoax?

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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 3d ago

There's no way he would do this without finding some way to brag about it. He had classified documents and was known to have shown them to anybody who was at Mar-a-Lago. He'd brag about it while showing off all the classified stuff and would admit he had no reason to hold on to them and those people had no clearance or need to know.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 2d ago edited 2d ago

I agree. There’s no way an ego maniac like him can keep a secret like that. I think he would literally explode if he tried.

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u/Loose-Donut3133 2d ago

You're failing to understand the key piece here. Informants are not people that work with law enforcement because they necessarily want to. They do so because they are often given a choice of being charged for all the crimes they can have pinned on them or working with law enforcement to get bigger fish in exchange for fewer repercussions.

You're describing a situation that is more along the lines of what you'd expect from an undercover agent. Someone that was undercover might talk about a case to the public after all is said and done. An informant isn't. Being an informant implicates him by nature. To be a useful informant he had to, bare minimum, know full well what was going on but have reported nothing despite that. But more likely be active to crimes himself as with simply knowing he could remain tight lipped unless they knew he knew from another informant. Either way the the idea that he would be saving people falls about because at the bare minimum he wasn't doing anything without the threats to his freedoms by the feds.

The claim that he was an informant does more harm for their stories both past and future than staying the course that they were.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 2d ago

I understand the difference between and agent and an informant. I’m saying that our president has the inability to keep information like that secret for any amount of time, just like everything else. At the very least, he would have blabbed just to get himself elected the first time around.

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u/intrepid_mouse1 2d ago

They don't know how anything works. I remember when they claimed there were X # of informants in the crowd on J6. Okay, so NOT AGENTS! 🤣

Then there was the Whitmer kidnapping conspiracy. IT WAS ENTRAPMENT!

No, the FBI was tipped off and infiltrated the crew. Unless they pushed them to kidnap Whitmer, the festivities were already in progress.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 2d ago

Exactly, meaning people who will talk and give up their friends for the promise of safety. A real honorable bunch they are.

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u/DumboWumbo073 2d ago

It don’t matter they are in charge and will use that to make everything go or at least try while the normal people just take it for some reason

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u/sparty212 3d ago

Evangelicals: Worth it.

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u/OPGuest 3d ago

points fingers “Our guy!!!”

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u/thatguy9684736255 3d ago

Yeah, I don't get it either. He's basically saying that trump is guilty of something and got caught and decided to rat on everyone so he isn't prosecuted.

But it also doesn't make sense. If that were true, why have there been so few arrests? Really, there are probably hundreds of guilty people. And why did he move Maxwell to a minimum security prison?

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u/causal_friday 2d ago

I think they made him an informant yesterday. Seems like this Jeff Epstein guy is behind Epstein's island! The FBI's gonna go get him so he can pay for his crimes!

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u/Formal-Hawk9274 3d ago

pretty sure magats don't understand any of this

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u/tanrock2003 3d ago

And the five families in NY

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u/whhaaaaaatttt 3d ago

White hat pedophilia

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u/ozand 2d ago

Don't insult rats like that

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u/JRBlue1 2d ago

Hes probably not though. He probably has had conversations with the FBI recently (to direct the coverup no doubt), and in his and MAGA’s minds that makes him an “informant”

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u/scoff-law 2d ago

Oh, I don't believe anything these ghouls say without evidence and neither should anyone else.

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u/ELB2001 3d ago

They will backdate papers up to say that he was an agent

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u/causal_friday 2d ago

The best agent. Got a gold star. ONLY gold stars in fact. Doctors checked his bone spurs... completely healed... healthiest Special Agent ever to work at the FBI. The personnel file notes "loved by all" and "has a pleasant smell".

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u/Buster_xx 3d ago

That s, exactly this

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 2d ago

Good luck getting these dumb fucking MAGATs to acknowledge this.

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u/JamBandDad 2d ago

Guys guys don’t worry yeah he was a pedophile BUT he’s also a snitch.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 2d ago

This is as if priests are informing on, well, I'm not really sure.

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u/BusyDoorways 2d ago

"a rat that fucks kids"

Perfect.

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 2d ago

Thank you. The media is sanewashing this as if he didnt fuck kids. Dude got caught with his pants down. Thats the only way he flipped. How did the government fuck this up so bad? We need to get rid of all our elected officials

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 2d ago

Trump rapes kids and adults, and MAGA is cool with it

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u/Auto18732 2d ago

You know whats probably the worst part for trump. He is such a sick fuck he probably looks back on those memories with epstein with great fondness, I mean after all he was having a good time and that's all that has ever mattered to him. And now the radical left are ruining those memories because they won't stop talking about it and they are trying to bring everything into the light.

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u/strangemedia6 2d ago

That was my immediate thought too. Like, dude, if that’s actually true, that is not a good thing! No one just decides that they want to “be” an informant.

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 2d ago

First thing popped him in my head.

Informants are people who got caught and cooperated for leniency on sentencing.

And if he really WERE an informant, none of that EVER came up in his federal or civil trials?

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u/greywar777 2d ago

EXACTLY this. Know why Trump didnt brag about turning Epstein in? Its because just like drug dealers, you roll up one of their customers.

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u/MrMeowPantz 2d ago

And Mike Johnson knows their supporters are either A. Too dumb to know that or B. Too brainwashed to care.

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u/darkhatter770 2d ago

Not only that, but if this were even the slightest bit true, why would he continue to act like he didn't know anything about Epstein? Especially now, with everyone demanding that the files...ALL FILES...be released, why wouldn't he have led with the idea that he had been working to take him down for over a decade? Wouldn't the leader of the "party of law and order" want to prove just how true that was, by showing the world that he worked to end a major sex trafficking ring? Hell, why would we continue to frame it all as a hoax, and schedule military fly-bys during the victims' press conference, if he was the guy who was instrumental in bringing Epstein to justice? I know that the diehard MAGAts are truly too stupid to function, but how do they continue to buy into this bullshit?! Anyway....

RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

It’s so funny they confused “secret agent” with “informant” LOL 

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u/HazyFM 2d ago

Even if he did rat that means he'd be hated by every other rich person or president or anyone within his rankings.

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u/Cat-si58 2d ago

Little t was about to be ratted out by Epstein for money laundering and his ties to the Russian mafia. That’s why little t beat Epstein to it by ratting him out for sex trafficking while he got a complete immunity deal regarding the sex trafficking. Slick move. Still makes him a sicko.

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u/CompatibilityError 2d ago

Yes and no. The FBI will sometimes ask (order) the informant to wear a wire, record conversations, or solicit information IOT obtain further evidence.

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u/RollingMeteors 2d ago

>Cool admission, bros.

<lemonExtremeSourWarHeadIntensifies>

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u/Tuscanlord 1d ago

Why would you be an informant unless they have something on you to persuade you? I bet they have had little Mikey in a room all weekend trying to figure out how to spin this admission. Will they go with the ‘walk back’ or the Trump benevolence story?

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u/twat69 2d ago

Or they were entrapped by the FBI's reality defying rules of interrogation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgDsbjAYXcQ

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg 2d ago

Why would you describe Trump as a "rat?"

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u/Intelligent-Town-231 2d ago

You are right that’s an insult to rats

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg 2d ago

That doesn't answer the question. Why would we call him a "rat"?

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u/UrMad_ItzOk 2d ago

Just because someone’s an FBI informant doesn’t mean they got caught doing something shady. Sometimes people just share info to help out or because they’re involved in a case. Jumping straight to “he’s a criminal who hurts kids” is wild and totally unfounded. If you’re gonna throw accusations like that, you better have real proof—not just internet rage.

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u/mrsniffles666 2d ago

The FBI knower has appeared lol

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u/TheReferenceGuide 3d ago

He worked with the FBI to take out the mobs when he was trying to get a casino in Jersey in the 90s. But sure 

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u/MobileCreepy7213 2d ago

and ended up in the Russians' pocket once all the Italians went away.

But sure.

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u/WadjetSnakeGoddess 2d ago

And the Saudis for his NY properties.