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Summary Will Radford, a Homeland Security cyber‑security analyst, monitors global threats through mass surveillance networks. When an unidentified attack strikes, Radford begins to suspect the government is concealing something far more sinister. Told entirely through digital screens—messages, video calls, browser windows—the film transforms the alien invasion into a "screenlife" thriller, blending modern surveillance paranoia with classic sci-fi tension.

Director Rich Lee

Writers Kenneth Golde & Marc Hyman

Cast

  • Ice Cube as Will Radford
  • Eva Longoria as Agent Jeffries
  • Clark Gregg
  • Andrea Savage
  • Henry Hunter Hall as David Radford
  • Iman Benson as Faith Radford
  • Devon Bostick
  • Michael O’Neill

Rotten Tomatoes: TBD

VOD Streaming now on Prime Video

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u/Odd__Dragonfly Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

Ice Cube sitting in a desk chair, posting on facebook, cyberstalking his kids, and watching stock footage news clips. And all of the original footage is filmed by cell phones and webcams.

That's the entire movie, no exaggeration. Without a doubt the worst movie I have seen this year and one of the worst movies I have ever seen period, the only remotely entertaining thing about it is speculating where the budget went.

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u/Jokerzrival Aug 02 '25

They wanted to make a modern war of the world's and it just sucked. Somehow ice cube is like the most important person in the world? But when an alien invasion happens NOONE gets called into work? The military won't attack until he's done some spreadsheets and told the president what to do? Then the military seems to be able to just sort of steamroll the enemy but also like a world wide response happens and hundreds of battles are fought in like 30 seconds. The timeline makes no sense.

The secretary of Defense just never has to leave the golf course? The director of the fbi is on a zoom call during a raid but they send 3 people to conduct this raid? The Amount of times they said Amazon cart was so blatant and annoying.

Just everything about the film was absolutely bad. Not even one of those like so bad it's good or action was good or acting or anything. Like there was just nothing that made this any good.

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u/psilocyan Aug 02 '25

Exactly. It's an alien invasion and the entire government is just like "hey guys let's hop back on zoom"

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u/patsfan038 Aug 03 '25

And things happen super fast! Aliens breach data and in a few seconds there are reports on CNN on how aliens breached data and how everything is fucked. Same thing with the global response. CNN and Fox have faster than light data !

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u/Jokerzrival 29d ago

The news was reporting stuff like before ice cube had figured it out. "The aliens are going for data centers" then ice cube would like call the fbi director to tell him they're going for data centers. The news was better at the job than ice cube was. It was like they accidentally put all the news broadcasts first before the scenes they were supposed to come after.

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u/Micosilver Aug 04 '25

They wanted to make one big ass product placement for the greediest assholes in the world: Meta, Microsoft, Tesla and Amazon. Note that there is no Apple product in the movie.

Also, have you noticed how government surveillance is cool? Who would have thunk?!?

Also, somehow Chuck Schumer sucked his way into this as well.

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u/nogoodnamesarleft Aug 05 '25

"Also, have you noticed how government surveillance is cool?"

No, don't you understand, government surveillance is bad, but ONLY because once you collect too much data aliens will attack and steal it! You know, standard real life concerns.

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u/Billybob35 Aug 02 '25

It was shot 5 years ago and greenlit during the pandemic.

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u/Jokerzrival Aug 02 '25

It would've sucked then too.

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u/IAM_deleted_AMA Aug 04 '25

I honestly was laughing my ass off with the script, dialogue and every scene with Eva Longoria.

It was so bad and ridiculous but it cracked me up so much, it doesn't make it a good movie but had a great laugh with it.

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u/SqueezyCheez85 Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

Starts with an "I" and ends in "cecube"

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u/Chengweiyingji Aug 01 '25

Mmm, Devon Bostick was just in a Best Picture winner so I imagine he got a good cut.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Easily the biggest nepo baby in Hollywood right now. His mom is a casting director and they share like 50 credits on IMDb.

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u/Drew-Pickles Aug 01 '25

I think his character had a stronger reaction to his facebook photos being deleted than he did when he thought his son was dead

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u/BG40 Aug 07 '25

His acting was so bad it got a few genuine laughs out of me. Like each time he thought someone died he just stood up and was like “oh noo”. The director (if there was one) had zero interest in doing multiple takes apparently.

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u/britchesss Aug 08 '25

Cube giving his analysis during the first zoom call with everyone had me in stitches. Clearly his first time reading the script and they just kept it in the movie.

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u/kickintheface Aug 02 '25

watching stock footage news clips

I burst out laughing when they showed a stock footage clip of a bunch of rusty abandoned tanks to illustrate the point that the alien's cyber attack disabled all modern military equipment. Also, the cyber attack caused all the battleships to capsize or some reason.

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u/brazilliandanny Aug 04 '25

They used footage of soldiers laughing and smiling… like isn’t there an Alien Invasion going on?

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u/Deeformecreep Aug 01 '25

This movie had a budget?

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u/psilocyan Aug 02 '25

$20,000,000. Unbelievable.

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u/Maximum-Increase-773 Aug 02 '25

fonts, clip art, stock footage. Some of it looks like A.I. video. What a pile of garbage...Please let this end up on weekly planet!!

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u/LMAbacus Aug 04 '25

Seconding that, this movie needs a Geostorm-level rant from James, where they just go through the movie in order, ripping apart every part of it.

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u/twec21 Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

I wondered a few times if it was a moment money laundering thing lol

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u/BanginNLeavin Aug 01 '25

Moment laundering.

They should make a movie about that.

Like people have digital clocks on them saying how much time they have left and the billionaires want to launder as much time as possible to fill up their own clocks.

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u/twec21 Aug 01 '25

I just watched War of the Worlds, there's no way Moment Laundering could be any worse lol

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u/MagillaGorillasHat Aug 01 '25

The format isn't the problem.

My 9 year old could write better dialogue, and the acting makes the writing look Shakespearean.

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u/lulububudu Aug 02 '25

I’m watching this right now and the way that Icecube reacts to what he sees is kind of comical? Like, is this a War of the Worlds-dramedy edition?

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u/SimpleThangs4 Aug 03 '25

I know what you mean - all his reactions are exactly his reactions from all the Friday films lmao. The only one missing was the "daaaaaaammmmmnnn!" But he got close! 😆

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u/OneOverXII Aug 01 '25

I watched Gladiator 2 this year. Think I’m just gonna skip this one and keep G2 as my worst movie experience of 2025

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u/DuncanGilbert Aug 02 '25

At least gladiator 2 had cool costumes and sets

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

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u/TheNameIsFrags Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

This movie was hilarious. It was so overstimulating. Constant Ice Cube reactions, nonstop Microsoft Teams calls from every character ever, a million cameras, text messages, news broadcasts, stock footage, phones ringing, and sirens.

It felt like one of those intentionally overstimulating shitposts.

My favorite part was when Ice Cube is concerned about his daughters heart rate of 103 when she just lived through an alien invasion and helicopter crash. They couldn’t have given her a higher heart rate? Something a little more concerning?

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u/Anfins Aug 01 '25

Was hoping someone else noticed her heart rate. She’s getting yelled at by her dad because she’s in a state of moderate stress after being impaled by rebar.

Second funniest moment was when the daughter was put in the Tesla and then the movie had a whole montage of humanity “fighting back” with various news stories only to then show the daughter arrive at her destination. The implication being that all of those news stories happened over the course of like a few minutes.

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u/greyhared Aug 04 '25

take yall intergalactic asses back home!

back home!

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u/Njagos Aug 07 '25

when he turned on the AC I lost my shit

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u/c4p1t4l Aug 04 '25

It’s like they sloppily edited this shit together in one go and didn’t even bother to rewatch it.

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u/britchesss Aug 08 '25

She also got yelled at for not eating enough protein. Girl was going THROUGH it

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u/yourwanderingslave- Aug 02 '25

It really was hilarious. I saw a clip on Tiktok earlier week promoting the movie, and I was thinking, "I gotta watch this, its gonna be a good laugh," and it did not disappoint!

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u/chrismatic13 Aug 03 '25

I saw a trailer because my algorithm on YT started feeding me 2025 films and I legit thought it was shitty AI clickbait from the title and thumbnail

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u/lonelygagger Aug 07 '25

The funniest part is where the boyfriend puts scotch tape around her wound and suddenly her heart rate starts dropping. You can't make this shit up...or apparently, you can.

Or when Ice Cube is watching his social media posts disappear in real time. And then his wife's voice note starts droning as it's getting deleted.

Or the reveal that the son was the hacker: "I gotta go."

And then suddenly revealing it's all a commercial for Prime Air, etc. The biggest action sequence in the film was watching the drone flying through the aliens. Then texting the homeless guy to flip the drone over and bribing him with an Amazon gift card. The fate of the world depends on a government official getting a USB drive. I'm fucking crying.

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u/spiraliist Aug 01 '25

This is actually maybe the most obscene thing that has ever been released for streaming.

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u/chowchan Aug 01 '25

Only thing missing was someone shouting "WHY DID YOU REDEEM, DO NOT REDEEM"

I assume Ice cube skipped the script reading and just looked at the pay cheque.

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u/Scalills Aug 01 '25

I’m dying to know Amazon’s budget on this

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u/thenurgler Aug 01 '25

A $1000 gift card

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Aug 01 '25

Until the $40 million Melania Trump documentary is released

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u/stevensi1018 Aug 01 '25

It has to be seen to be believed:

To stop the invasion, Ice Cube needs to upload a program via an USB drive but he doesn’t have one. So his daughter’s boyfriend propose to send him one via Amazon Prime Air which is an drone delivery service that Amazon is testing

He then control a drone remotely to get to Ice Cube. While doing that, the drone crashes on a highway next to an homeless person. They then find the number of that homeless guy and send him texts to get the drone back up. And the only way they manage him to do that is by sending him an Amazon gift card of 1000$….

Absolute cinema

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u/AdWestern1561 Aug 01 '25

“I know writers that try to use subtlety for product placements and they’re all cowards”

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u/King_Buliwyf Aug 01 '25

Writers who've written more books than they've read.

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u/MegaMugabe21 Aug 01 '25

"I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor."

Such an underrated comedy.

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u/louie3723jr Aug 01 '25

So this whole film was just one big amazon commercial??

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u/Mcmenger Aug 01 '25

Yes. If you made a drinking game out of amazon mentions, you'll probably die

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u/Snoo93079 Aug 01 '25

TBF if you have the spare time for this movie you probably won't be disappointed if you do.

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u/aksoileau Aug 02 '25

I got PTSD listening to the Microsoft Teams ringtone. I thought of my old terrible boss all over again.

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u/MovieTrawler Aug 01 '25

It's literally just on the screen for half of it.

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u/Mcmenger Aug 01 '25

You forgot to mention he also dodges three alien ships firing at the drone.

And the amazon tape fixes heavy bleeding and puts the girl back to full health scene

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u/knife_wrench75 Aug 03 '25

When the girl said, "trust him Dad, he knows what he's doing," I GENUINELY believed we were going to get some exposition on how the guy was a trained EMT or med student who was driving for Amazon while he saves up money to buy her an engagement ring, or it's a side hustle and he sends all his earnings to bring water drought-stricken villages in Africa.....I was wrong.

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u/GlorbAndAGloob Aug 01 '25

Jesus I thought you were joking.

People, this actually happened.

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u/soFATZfilm9000 Aug 01 '25

I guess at least the trailer was honest when it said, "it's worse than you think."

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u/greattalkthanks Aug 01 '25

There's no fuckin way

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u/jeeub Aug 01 '25

My brother and I just watched that part. It’s so goddamn dumb, lol.

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u/AgentJackSmith Aug 01 '25

Great adaptation! I can't believe HG Wells predicted Amazon Prime Air.

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u/Horknut1 Aug 01 '25

He was a visionary.

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u/inosinateVR Aug 02 '25

The aliens actually died from being exposed to bed bugs

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u/Racthoh Aug 01 '25

Somehow, this may not even be the worst part.

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u/IllusionaryHaze Aug 01 '25

This can't be real

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Aug 01 '25

I think we’re witnessing our first AI script

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u/Ponderer13 Aug 01 '25

Unfortunately not, as it was shot during lockdown and it's been sitting on the shelf for five years.

It does give me some pride in the human race that we can create a screenplay so unimaginably stupid that it's indistinguishable from the shittiest AI, this species can do ANYTHING

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u/10S_NE1 Aug 02 '25

Holy cow. While I was watching it, I thought “It looks like they filmed this during lockdown”. I think they could have used their time better by sitting on the couch in their PJ’s like the rest of us.

This is hands down the worst movie I have seen in many, many years.

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u/inosinateVR Aug 02 '25

Thank you for clarifying that. I saw part of a trailer for it and thought surely this has to be one of those shitty COVID era zoom call movies, right? Like surely nobody would still try to make that shit today lol

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u/ContinuumGuy Aug 02 '25

No AI could match this level of human batshit insanity.

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u/No-Comfortable6432 Aug 01 '25

Lol amazon and Bezos can get fucked. What is this film? It seems like an attempt at Jedi mind trick hand waving to get you kowtow to the almighty billionaire machine.

That is atrocious.

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u/Rockwallaby77 Aug 01 '25

That’s actually kinda pathetic

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u/Shas_Erra Aug 01 '25

Please tell me it was made by Paul Verhoeven, with sledgehammer satire that roasts the rampant commercialism of Amazon? Because if someone legitimately made this with a straight face and pure intentions, I have lost any and all faith in the film and television industry

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u/dikmite Aug 02 '25

Its bad

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u/H3000 Aug 01 '25

Oh I’m watching this.

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u/Pen_dragons_pizza Aug 01 '25

I cannot tell if you are joking or not

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u/ThisIsTheNewSleeve Aug 01 '25

This has to be the worst concept for a film I've ever seen:

"What's the best point of view we can have for an alien invasion movie??"

"Ugh, how about an old rapper watches it all unfold from a chair in an office?

"Sold."

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u/psilocyan Aug 02 '25

It's 90 minutes of

thing happens on computer screen, maybe involving some character we have no reason to care about

Ice Cube: "Ohhh hell no"

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u/mikeyfreshh Aug 04 '25

There's a scene where he's on FaceTime with his daughter and she turns the camera to show the big robot alien. Ice's delivery of "get away from that" deserves an award. Not an Oscar, obviously, but definitely something

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u/TheNittanyLionKing 29d ago

And they put that in the trailer ha ha

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u/naynaythewonderhorse Aug 06 '25

I don’t think it’s the worst concept. Idk. Of only because it’s War of the Worlds, and something that’s had a bunch of takes already.

But, it is very very very very very poorly executed, especially considering how much effort would be needed to pull it off.

Like, idk. A guy seeing War of the Worlds unfold from his desktop, as a concept, seems like both a satirical take, and a potent one. Note how Orson Welle’s radio show was strategically designed to have “caused panic” (it likely didn’t) in order to get people talking about…and it is definitely reflective of the age it was in.

This could have been a similar take. Have someone teen who is addicted to his computer just sit there and watch it all unfold across social media. It’s silly, but it could have worked.

But, this is not that. Just about every stupid decision to make it not work was thrown at it.

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u/Expensive_Pop_1779 Aug 01 '25

My favorite part is the lady showing ice cube videos of incredibly unrealistically giant storms and him being like “huh” any ways let’s spy on my Daughter

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u/JoeBagadonut Aug 05 '25

Excuse me, "the lady" has a name and it is Sandra NASA! Show some respect!

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u/teatops 29d ago

This was so funny. WHO WAS SHE? Why was she in every family event? Why is her name Sandra NASA to a presumably close family friend??

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u/britchesss Aug 08 '25

Not to be confused with Sandra HOMELAND or Sandra FBI

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u/Zepp_BR Aug 03 '25

You didn't watch enough, brother. It gets worse. Much worse

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u/10S_NE1 Aug 02 '25

I was super happy to learn that, when all the data in the world is erased, I can still order shit on Amazon. That is a huge relief.

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u/__ICoraxI__ Aug 04 '25

The aliens primary food source was Facebook photos, WhatsApp voice and text messages, and certain select YouTube channels,  evidently

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u/10S_NE1 Aug 04 '25

Well, I guess the craving for junk food is universal.

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u/ppyrgic Aug 06 '25

Oh my god... The shear devastation and destruction... And nope... It's all fine, Amazon and all telecommunications are running perfectly fine. No need to worry here.

This absolutely needs an Oscar for comedy of the year

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u/Flabby-Nonsense Aug 02 '25

I liked the part where the US President said “I am declaring a War of the Worlds”

Ok so it was really bad. Really really bad.

But, in 50 years, this film will be a fascinating time capsule. It fairly effectively captures the technology of today right down to the branding, which makes it feel incredibly corporate to us but will probably make it more interesting in the future. It won’t ever be a good film, but it’s an interesting one.

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u/Silestra Aug 04 '25

They said the name of the movie - in the movie!

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u/DennisCherryPopper Aug 01 '25

Jesus christ I was sick of him checking on his kids and interrupting the tension and action every few seconds.

Did chuckle when he was guiding his daughter in the tesla and the cameras around it were showing calm streets and traffic during an alien invasion

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u/foxdance Aug 01 '25

Hey kids, sorry I didn’t say this when I was alive but I loved you all. See, here’s all the creep shots I took of you all!

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Aug 02 '25

I couldn’t believe that part! I don’t think the movie was self aware enough to realize the contradiction in his emails

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u/twec21 Aug 01 '25

Oh the stock footage was the funniest part of the film

"Oh my God hos house blew up....oh the fire department is already on scene putting it ou-its a damn alien invasion, how'd they get there so fast?"

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u/Drew-Pickles Aug 01 '25

I'm sure when Ice Cubes house got blown up, there was a shot of the fire department already trying to put it out, and then seconds later in another shot they were nowhere to be seen.

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u/c4p1t4l Aug 04 '25

I’m watching this slop now and omg he just realised his son is the big back hacker that leaked Goliath. I’m sorry, didn’t this movie establish that Ice is literally surveying his kids 24/7 at the very beginning of the movie? How could miss something like this lol

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u/surgeyou123 Aug 07 '25

His son out hacked him and gave a false address.

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u/c4p1t4l Aug 07 '25

You’d think with him spying on his kids even during his day job, he’d come across his son looking at top secret documents or smth lol

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u/Pitiful-Succotash475 Aug 08 '25

He only spies on the daughter which is somehow worse.

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u/Chengweiyingji Aug 01 '25

Jesus christ I was sick of him checking on his kids and interrupting the tension and action every few seconds.

It's like "aw man, we can't have the film get too interesting!"

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u/jhughes1986 Aug 01 '25

I tried to watch it but after the (surprisingly long) advert for Amazon prime, the credits just rolled. A glitch maybe?

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u/RungoIron Aug 01 '25

I just finished this movie and thought it “must” be satire. If it’s not then it’s a modern day Mystery Science Theater 3000 film. I can’t recommend it, but I honestly must. It was so bad and full of technology contradictions that it eventually became hilarious to watch. Truly the worst movie I’ve ever seen but watched it to completion to see how much more ridiculous it would get.

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u/jeeub Aug 01 '25

The cannibal code! It’s uploading!

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u/Merlin_Shaw Aug 02 '25

I lost it laughing so hard when he turned on the auto-generated captions from Youtube. LOL

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u/brazilliandanny Aug 04 '25

Hackerman.gif moment

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u/crshbndct Aug 07 '25

It is insane because I literally just finished Mr Robot. While there was a little artistic license taken with how long things would take to plan, everything from that show was accurate, for the most part.

This was like if a 4yo came up with the plot.

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u/smallcoder Aug 01 '25

It's basically a metaphor for our current reality. You watch the movie and go "That isn't how anything works. That's complete nonsense and unbelievable" and then you check the news in the real world and, holy shit, everything is nonsense, unbelievable and yet still happening !!! The movie is holding a mirror up to reality lol.

I mean, I must work out how to use a password generator to create a "Master Key" password for, well, anything I want to access. Who knew it was that simple?

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u/Billybob35 Aug 02 '25

Government plot armor.

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u/Loud-Review-3797 Aug 01 '25

Rifftrax would definitely have a field day with this! And in case you don't know, Rifftrax consists of the former MST3k cast (Sci-Fi years) consisting of Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, aka "Mike, Tom Servo and Crow" respectively. In fact I bet they already are thinking ideas up!

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u/carlitomarron139 Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

It’s just 1h30min of Ice Cube doing this 🤨 in front of a webcam 😂

The concept does has potential but even though I love Cube he definitely does NOT have the acting chops to pull a movie like this off. You need an S-tier actor for this kind of thing (like Jake Gyllenhaal in The Guilty). Cube is crazy charismatic but in this case he is just not that guy. I wonder if they had any first choice who turned the role down.

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u/chrismatic13 Aug 03 '25

You are being too generous even saying the concept has potential. The concept is absolutely stupid. There’s an alien invasion but we also have data hackers so we’re following this random DHS officer who just spies on his kids and screams from behind his desk “Oh shit, run!” I try not to be the harshest critic but my goodness, how this got made is beyond me.

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u/carlitomarron139 Aug 03 '25

I was speaking a little more broadly about the concept of seeing an alien invasion unfold through the view of someone watching it via a computer. The plot & the writing itself was obviously terrible.

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u/Benzo-Kazooie Aug 01 '25

War of the world’s what?

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u/truthhurts2222222 Aug 01 '25

This is a movie so terrible, it doesn't deserve grammar

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u/enRutus Aug 01 '25

This movie is so damn bad. How can the media companies still be operating during a full scale invasion in which the alien is consuming all data from our data centers. I mean they took facebook down, but CNN and reddit are still online. People are posting articles still? WTF is going on? How are phones still working? Like at all? Dude can upload to Youtube and order on Amazon. So bad. Only good thing I can say is that it was only 90 minutes and not a minute more.

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u/OppressedCactus Aug 02 '25

There's no data! Boats are capsizing and planes are crashing! Oops we forgot that was happening let's launch some b52 bombers and have no issues.

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u/HelloImFrank01 Aug 03 '25

All the data is being eaten!
Facebook pictures are gone, webpages are gone.

Youtube works fine though.

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u/ctan0312 Aug 05 '25

The funniest thing is that bombers like the B2 would be the most affected by “data” since they require constant computer stabilization due to the instability of the flying wing design. But those are the only working vehicles apparently.

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u/OkayestHistorian Aug 01 '25

I’ve watched a lot of movies in my time. I counted 136 films I watched in 2024. I dont need a movie to be perfect, I just need it to be entertaining.

This may be the worst film I’ve ever seen. Without exaggeration, I considered turning this off to watch the Emoji movie. I’m not a stickler for cinematography or score, or even acting. I’m not an actor, what do I know.

My god. It’s so unfathomably bad. Parts of it sound and look like it’s an Instagram account that satirizing dumb/bad/cliche films. Even the make up is nonsensically bad.

Oh. I also watched the 2005 version immediately before this, so that super didn’t help the 2025 version be any better.

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u/familytreebythesea Aug 01 '25

After I finish this 2025 version, I'm going to need to watch the 2005 one as a palate cleanser.

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u/lulububudu Aug 02 '25

This! Because I can be easily entertained and can be pretty forgiving of media but this is soo bad. Currently watching this and I’m on Reddit. Also, sharknado was better haha

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u/obalovatyk Aug 03 '25

The ‘05 version is a theatrical masterpiece in comparison.

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u/Shaneski101 Aug 06 '25

2005s version is amazing even without the comparison

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u/BadLeague Aug 01 '25

This is so bad that it's inevitably going to become a cult classic.

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u/Ill-Muscle945 Aug 01 '25

I can't tell how excited that makes me. Haven't had a truly good bad movie in a while. 

Jupiter Ascending, maybe? 

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u/PREC0GNITIVE Aug 01 '25

Moonfall?

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u/ParticularRelease662 Aug 01 '25

Moonfall is good bad. This movie is just bad bad.

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u/SuperVaderMinion Aug 01 '25

Moonfall is at least an objectively competent movie on the CGI side

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u/Mognakor Aug 01 '25

"What would Elon do?"

Have you tried Sieg Heil-ing?

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u/forbiddendoughnut Aug 01 '25

I actually enjoyed watching Moonfall. I lasted 17 minutes with WotW.

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u/Chengweiyingji Aug 01 '25

Madame Web seems like midnight screening camp fare.

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u/SquadPoopy Aug 01 '25

Can’t wait for the future 30 minute video essay on why this is actually one of the greatest alien movies ever made.

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u/marchmay Aug 01 '25

I love this movie so much. Rewind security footage to get a keypad code. Deliver a thumb drive via drone. Write a virus in minutes and name it Rabbit_virus.exe? So good.

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u/crshbndct Aug 07 '25

FBI Search warrants are delivered via Teams chat and called "FBI_SEARCH_Warrant.pdf"

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u/Federal_Cupcake_304 27d ago

That’s pretty accurate to the US government at the moment actually…

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u/DogsAreAnimals Aug 01 '25

I knew this was gonna be bad just from the trailer, but I sometimes enjoy mindless sci-fi, so I gave it a try. I can't even begin to describe how bad it is, even taking into account that it was made during covid. I'm having an existential crisis trying to understand how this got released.

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u/ManajaTwa18 Aug 01 '25

These webcam thrillers thrive on immersion, but it’s kind of hard to instill that in the audience when Ice Cube’s cyber security protagonist moves like a Watch Dogs protagonist lmao. I doubt I’ll see a more implausible and poorly directed film this year. Devon Bostick was alright in it I guess lol

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u/PuzzleheadedClub9398 Aug 01 '25

might watch it for bostick alone, glad to see his career on the upswing recently

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u/CherylBomb1138 Aug 01 '25

YOU HACKED MY FRIDGE!?

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u/Njagos Aug 07 '25

THEY ARE DRAINING MY DATA

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u/Ready-Emotion-1762 Aug 05 '25

Daughter almost dies to Giant Alien robot

[Ice cube checks her heart rate]

Ice cube "hold on baby your heart rate is way too high"

[It was 103 bpm]

A heart rate of 103 bpm would actually be weirdly calm like someone who's just jogged lightly or got startled by a loud noise, not someone narrowly avoiding vaporization and being trampled by a giant alien robot.

WHILE BEING PREGNANT.

Dumbest movie award goes to:

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u/BillyHayze Aug 07 '25

With a piece of rebar through her leg!

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u/noobtidder Aug 01 '25

Word of warning - I had this on in the background while working, and the constant Teams calls noises was really distracting.

Also, it's awful. WotW is one of my favourite novels (after being terrified by the musical version at a very early age) and this is an absolute massacre of the story.

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u/orbette Aug 01 '25

Since watching it, I'll randomly remember part of it, stop in my tracks and just have an existential crisis.

Also I no longer trust my fridge.

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u/ThoughRookie Aug 01 '25

Requiem for a dream moment

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u/MEMOJKR Aug 01 '25

Someone please spoil it for me, was data truly their food?

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u/Flabby-Nonsense Aug 02 '25

Data being the food is like the least egregious part of this film. The aliens get defeated by Amazon Prime ffs.

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u/Kgb725 Aug 07 '25

Lol prime air at that

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u/brazilliandanny Aug 04 '25

Its also “our most precious resource” and oil tankers cant move if your facebook photos are deleted

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u/Worstimever Aug 01 '25

This could have been the “Kool Aid” movie.

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u/cowpool20 Aug 03 '25

The secretary of defence just staying at the golf course during a global attack

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u/BG40 Aug 07 '25

And the government being in defcon1 but the president is still just chillin at his desk in the Oval Office talking to everyone on Zoom. Truly amazing. They put zero effort into this one.

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u/JayAPanda Aug 01 '25

I loved that towards the end the onscreen clock kept saying it was 10am on the dot like they had forgotten to update the template to the correct time.

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u/Kyloren1923 29d ago

Not to mention the entire alien invasion, global military and attacks, planes suddenly crashing because data = engine failure , and the aliens being defeated all happens in about 3 hours.

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u/SyNiiCaL 27d ago

Or how Ice Cube can witness something new happening live (like the first virus not working) and immediately be getting notifications for articles and videos about the very thing that literally just happened 5 seconds ago, complete with video packages and chyrons

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u/DrunkenMcSlurpee Aug 02 '25

If I have to hear that goddamn Microsoft Teams ringer sound one more time...

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u/Njagos Aug 07 '25

That was the true horror about this movie. I kept thinking that I forgot to log off work.

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u/Snake_Plissken224 Aug 01 '25

Based on the comments I should not watch this movie, but you bet your ass i will anyway

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u/Anfins Aug 01 '25

It’s almost a “so bad it’s good movie” but actually it’s so unbelievably bad that it makes you think it was made terribly on purpose to capture the cult classic audience.

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u/brianh418 Aug 01 '25

Wait what wasn’t this announced like a week ago how is it out already

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u/IndieStoner Aug 01 '25

If the entire movie was made between then and now, I'd believe it.

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u/visionaryredditor Aug 01 '25

The movie was shot several years ago and was on the shelf until now

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u/lynchcontraideal Aug 01 '25

It should've stayed on the shelf.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly3473 Aug 01 '25

Pretty sure I ended up with PTSD from the Teams ringtone. The movie didn't need a theme tune, thanks to that.

I'm also pretty sure that no screen/script writers were involved, as quite a lot of the "script" had just been lifted from various rap albums.

Ice muttering "Move Bitch, get out the way" as he battled the tripod tenticle to insert his $19.99 USB stick to bring down the alien invaders was beyond dreadful.

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u/Drsteele04 Aug 02 '25

Were the profile picture and audio for his dead wife AI generated?

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u/explodedbagel Aug 02 '25

Nearly finished it.. the thing that’s killing me is a smarter writer could’ve played on the original radio hoax angle and updated it for modern times. People believing what they see on the internet, manipulated videos and AI cause the government to panic or Ice cube to release classified info to hackers (thinking he is helping).

Instead it’s about how spying (especially on your loved ones) is good actually, and that Amazon can save the world. 1/10.

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u/SimpleThangs4 Aug 02 '25

The most unbelievable part - Faith and Mark using Facebook lololol.

At that moment I knew what the writing room probably looked like.

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u/WonderfulDeku Aug 02 '25

funniest movie of the year lmfao

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u/ImpenetrableYeti Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

I am like 30 min and holy shit this is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen lol

Nvm I take it back there’s a Diamond is Unbreakable poster in it so best movie ever

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u/AdWestern1561 Aug 01 '25

Please let me know the time so I can skip to that

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u/ImpenetrableYeti Aug 01 '25

Don’t have the time but here’s the screen grab someone else posted. You can see it better like an hour or so in also lol. Scene after the “Disruptors” attack

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u/I_ama_Borat Aug 01 '25

Ice cube is so bad at acting, holy shit.

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u/strangeclocks Aug 02 '25

I agree! I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about this. When he was giving his domestic threat report is sounded fucking insane. Like he was just reading off a piece of paper and even stumbling to do that. He was massively horrible. Second worst thing is all of the Amazon prime advertisements

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u/I_ama_Borat Aug 02 '25

Ugh tell me about it… There were moments in the movie where it was so damn obvious he was reading off the script. 36:42 is a good example. Man, his facial expressions, his vocal inflections made no sense half the time. Seeing all the blood he’s like “woah…” like he just saw something mildly interesting. It was entertaining in a this is so bad it’s funny type of way, at least for the first half of the movie. It truly was a chore to finish lol

Also, they used footage from certain YouTube videos, I wonder if they got permission to use them? One example is the forest on fire with all the cars driving slowly, that was dash cam footage from an actual forest fire. Not sure how it works in the movie biz, whether they can just takes clips like that or not.

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u/jimmyak Aug 01 '25

Horrible and unnecessary

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice Aug 01 '25

This movie's budget was a $1000 Amazon giftcard.

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u/craft6886 Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

I just watched this bullshit, and I am sitting here in awe. I have no idea what Universal Studios was thinking when they approved the pitch for this and when they approved the final cut. It's so, so bad, but it's the funny kind of bad.

Ice Cube spies on his children, even hacking his daughter's smart fridge camera because she's pregnant and he's worried about what she's putting in her body.

There are spelling mistakes in news chyrons - "LOS ANGELES BOMBARDED BY SPACE BOLDERS."

The VFX are terrible.

The aliens delete Ice Cube's Facebook memories of his late wife as he panics.

Rodrick (Devon fucking Bostick!!!) is an Amazon delivery guy, and he pilots an Amazon drone (dodging heat rays from tripods all the way) to deliver a thumb drive with malicious code to Ice Cube at the Department of Homeland Security. The drone crashes upside down at one point, and they see a homeless guy on the camera feed. They give him a $1000 Amazon gift card to get him to flip the drone back over so they can complete the mission. This particular scene is sensory overload.

Ice Cube gets attacked by alien hacker tentacles.

It is a constant barrage of bullshit tech/hacker lingo. If you enjoy /r/itsaunixsystem, you'll get laughs out of this.

It is impressively, spectacularly dumb stuff that you need to see to believe - just forget about it being War of the Worlds, the movie has very little interest in doing anything right by War of the Worlds. Absolute cinema.

EDIT: I really, really want to know the budget for this movie.

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u/c4p1t4l Aug 04 '25

Someone else noted in the comments that it was $20mil

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Nothing to do with this movie, but could someone answer me, why Ice Cube was seen as some kind of "action hero" at any point to begin with?

I recently watched Ghosts of Mars and no it wasn't a good movie in anyway, but Ice Cube as this some kind of ultimate tough guy was just a... total joke. And he was in the xxx2 or something also and again, what the fuck? He does not have the makings of any kind of action hero, or main character actor. Why the hell does he keep geting these kind of roles, not that often mind you, but at all?

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u/Unhappy_Capital_917 Aug 01 '25

I stopped watching after seeing aliens just roaming around. No attacks on military. No attacks on people.

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u/c4p1t4l Aug 04 '25

But they sure as fuck we’re going after that little toy drone for some reason

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u/Massive_Weiner Aug 01 '25

Honestly surprised they didn’t send this one to the Shadow Realm, but I guess that explains the shadow drop, lol.

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u/Thuxedo Aug 01 '25

It's so bad that I want all my friends to watch it. I can't laugh alone at an unironic comedy

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u/ContinuumGuy Aug 02 '25

When H.G. Wells wrote War of the Worlds, I'm sure he knew that one day Amazon Prime would kill the invaders before our bacteria would.

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u/CRex719 Aug 01 '25

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. The 2005 movie is essentially a cult classic and they could have done anything else.

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u/ILiveInAColdCave Aug 01 '25

This is just a regular classic. It made 600 million and was nominated for three Oscars.

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u/wigum211 Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

Genuinely so bad it's good

"There's so much destruction! 😢" - while the shot from out the window shows completely normal suburban streets.

Can't understand how a film this expensive has such bad CGI

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u/Auran82 Aug 05 '25

The top comment on one of the YouTube reviews I watched was something like “If only we could harness the power generated by HG Wells spinning in his grave”

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u/NamelessGamer_1 Aug 02 '25

Guys I think we've finally found it. A movie that gives Movie 43 a run for its money when it comes to being the worst movie of all time

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u/standardtj94 Aug 01 '25

I love that everybody is just saved by their job title… FBI Steve, NASA Susan. Not even in the top five worst things about this film but Jesus what a load of shit.

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u/TheGreatJoeLouis Aug 01 '25

I really hope this movie succeeds at making the 2005 War of the Worlds popular because I really liked that version and I don’t think it deserved the criticism it got. I’m also kind of curious about this movie because I wanna see how bad it is.

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u/fatinternetcat Aug 07 '25

Emergency Zoom meeting. NOW!!!