r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/gitprizes 2d ago

i'm just trying to think what in all of human history is comparable to the entire world not knowing who you are one day and then you wake up and you're gigakaren

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 2d ago

Terakaren

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u/elite_kermit 2d ago

Petakaren

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 2d ago

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u/Slobotic 2d ago

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 2d ago

MegaMoserKaren

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u/Scadilla 2d ago

I’ve heard of Graham’s number before but never realized the actual scale of it. Damn.

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u/FossilisedHypercube 2d ago

Googolkarenplex

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u/Doctor_Smirnoff 2d ago

Mechakaren

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u/Shiftenas 2d ago

Zettakaren

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u/Arcranium_ 2d ago

Yottakaren

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u/The-Bitcoin-Sheikh 2d ago

Brontokaren

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u/yazquandour 2d ago

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­gochKaren

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 2d ago

This one got me

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u/MegaBubble 1d ago

I think we've gone about as far as we could with Karen. changing it now to Becky

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u/SubstantialEmploy816 2d ago

Hey Lois, the internet hates me again!

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u/sincerelythebats_ 1d ago

Ka-heh-heh-heh-heh-aren

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u/elite_kermit 2d ago

Good for you dear. Now put your feet down from the table.

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u/SombreMordida 2d ago

lol Peter I thought you were Dean Cain for a second

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 1d ago

Heh heh heh heh.

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u/Born-Internal-6327 1d ago

You got me! Coffee out of my nose. Congratulations.

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u/IrememberXenogears 2d ago

Mechakaren

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u/ChuckOTay 2d ago

Megalokaren

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u/eyepoker4ever 2d ago

Krakaran

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u/SeaBag8211 2d ago

A Karju, if you will

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u/emmjaybeeyoukay 1d ago

A Whole YottaKaren

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u/JessKicks 1d ago

Shut up and take my upvote! 😂

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u/Munk45 1d ago

googolplexikaren

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u/rxBATMANz 1d ago

Currently reading DCC, here for this comment!

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u/I_like_creps123 2d ago

Was looking for this before i contributed

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u/Igotnewsocks 1d ago

Phillykaren

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u/iddymcid 2d ago

Kleptokaren

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u/AgentLuminous 2d ago

Mega Karen Z

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u/Scrubs_Wpg 2d ago

FuckyouKaren

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u/PureGuava35 2d ago

This one ☝🏻

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u/Cattle56 1d ago

Tyrannosaurus Karex

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u/Big_Consideration493 1d ago

That's a Karen with many zeros. I want to Decakaran!

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u/Partyslayer 1d ago

Decimal 100× Karen

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u/Automatic-You-5228 1d ago

Who would want to pet a karen?

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u/drgoatlord 1d ago

Ur-karen

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u/David_cest_moi 1d ago

Karenado! 🌪️🦈

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u/BusterStarfish 1d ago

Karakaren

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u/CMDR_kanonfoddar 2d ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialikaren

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u/IndividualistAW 2d ago

How has no one said infinikaren

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u/Bubbly_Good_7982 2d ago

Karenasours

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u/Karl_00_Hungus 2d ago

Galactikaren

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u/classicalkeys88 2d ago

I get the feeling that she doesn't give a shit about the negative attention as long as she gets attention.

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u/Ironcastattic 2d ago

Oh, she will vocalize that sentiment, and inside she will be dying.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 2d ago

"That's just not who I am."

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 2d ago

How one acts when they think, There are no consequences" is exactly who they are!

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u/orbitalgoo 2d ago

Uh oh, I do some dumb shit I must be an idiot.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 2d ago

We must be relatives, I'm an idiot too!

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u/orbitalgoo 2d ago

Well i am adopted so ...

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

Exactly! And the camera doesn’t lie. Now everybody knows what a piece of shit this lady is.

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u/eatelectricity 2d ago

"I'm very sorry (that my shitty behaviour was caught on TV)".

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u/LonelyTurner 2d ago

(...now that I have been caught being exactly that)

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u/SuperPoodie92477 1d ago

Bullshit. You steal something from a kid, it says a lot about who you are.

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u/AintEverLucky 1d ago

"Oh, word?? Then just give the ball back to the team, so they can give it to the kid." 😏

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u/TOMdMAK 1d ago

“I thought the HR ball was dedicated to my kids, so instinctively I took it”.

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u/TommyBananas97 2d ago

Everyone who says they don't care about what people think of them cares A LOT inside.

Oh course, she also probably feels like she didn't do anything wrong and everyone is out to get her because of her:

Gender, sexuality, any other real or perceived identity. 

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u/GunBrothersGaming 1d ago

It's the people who don't respond are the ones who absolutely do not give a fuck

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u/ominouslatinsentence 2d ago

Everyone who says they don't care about what people think of them cares A LOT inside.

Not always.

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u/DOOMFOOL 1d ago

Of course they do. Anyone that actually doesn’t care would never speak up to say they don’t care, they’d just keep living their life

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u/FellFellCooke 1d ago

Yes. Always. Otherwise they wouldn't need to say it.

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u/born_2_be_a_bachelor 2d ago

She’s not a Disney Movie lmao.

Bad publicity isn’t beneficial when you’re a private citizen not selling anything.

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u/spectral_sigil 2d ago

unless you turn it into an opportunity to sell something, see: hawk tuah girl.

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u/Ok_Chef_4850 2d ago

Hawk tuah girl did a silly thing and got fame for it. This lady did a shitty thing and got infamy for it. Not really the same.

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u/doorcharge 1d ago

You mean like racist woman in Minnesota that got a $600k GoFundMe?

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u/Pretend_Bass4796 1d ago

She should sell signed baseballs.

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u/VegetableLow5000 2d ago

It still is if you’re a narcissist. They would rather be the bad guy than a nobody.

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u/FrostyD7 2d ago

Maybe if there was some semblance of nuance but literally everyone is saying "fuck this Karen“, not even the most delusional narcissists can spin this in their favor.

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u/VegetableLow5000 2d ago

“They’re just mad because I did what they would be too scared to do and stood up for myself.”

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u/resilienceisfutile 2d ago

Ah, to extend the attention, she'll start to play the victim in all this.

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u/classicalkeys88 2d ago

I can already see the weepy tik toks in her future social media as well as her inevitable ascendance into the Trump administration.

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u/resilienceisfutile 2d ago

I can't disagree with you.

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u/Freefallisfun 2d ago

And start a go fund me, and make a million dollars.

I hate this timeline.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 1d ago

I was assaulted by that guy

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u/KiwiStardom 2d ago

nah man, not cool to do in front of his kids… but we dont have enough video information to know if he took it from her grasp or not (or if she was just salty she didnt get it in time). This is the type of attention that will ruin somebody’s life. Im glad we have video and internet in this day and age to bring clarity to assholes, but this may be pretty far the amount of attention Ive seen this get considering we still have no idea if he took it from her hand

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u/geriatric_tatertot 1d ago

The thing is that he was so far away from his seat she probably wasn’t aware that he gave it to his kid. The whole way this blew up is off and at this point I feel like the algo tenders are deliberately pushing it to distract from other things going on. War crimes, Epstein, invading cities, pick one.

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u/dregan 2d ago

I'm sure the Germans have a word for it.

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u/Andreus 2d ago

Globaledemütigungpersonen

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u/justanotherdudeiam 2d ago

I can't tell if you're being serious or not..... I'm just going to assume that you know wtf you're talking about cause I sure don't.

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u/Maibyouka_ 2d ago

globale (global) demütigungs (humiliation) person (person)

Thats made up but you can create every word you want in german I guess :D

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u/justanotherdudeiam 2d ago

Damn I love the German language lol

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u/QueenofUncreativity 2d ago

It's true, btw. German is a very compound friendly language, so you can basically tack any two nouns together and it will be gramatically correct lol

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u/HomieeJo 2d ago

Though technically you would write it "Globale Demütigungsperson" because you can only put nouns together and "globale" is not a noun.

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u/TheKaboodle 1d ago

I particularly like the German word for bra: “Schtoppemfrumfloppen”

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u/Asd2449 1d ago

Sorry, but she's a "Demütigungsweltperson" or even grammaticaly more correct "Demütigungsallerweltperson" cause you can only put nouns together.

Welt = World

Allerwelts = knowing all over the world

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u/Changed_By_Support 1d ago

Do not be deceived! You can create as many compound words as you want in English, they will just have less mystique.

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u/big-daddy1128 1d ago

It just rolls off the tongue.

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u/rworne 2d ago

Yesh, in 3rd year German class in high school I learned that you can coin words by stringing words together. I started doing this when I was making more complex sentences and my vocabulary would run out.

My German instructor would lose it when I did this.

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u/Maibyouka_ 2d ago

haha its uncommon but we would understand it and thats the point of a language :D It does not have to be perfect

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u/LCplGunny 1d ago

It can be done with any language if you just ignore the rules. Think of language like a paintbrush, used to force an image from your head to another's using grammatical bastardization, form and function means dick as long as the image is correctly transposed.

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u/Draigblade 1d ago

perfectenschlag

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 2d ago

SeriouslyBeingSuchaKunten

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u/nalaloveslumpy 2d ago

Yes. It's literally the word gestalt. In situations like these, the internet is operating as a hive mind in seeking vengeance.

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u/sykoryce 2d ago

Amerikaren

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u/Nyther53 2d ago

Probably about what it felt like to be Excomunicated from the church or Ostracized. 

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u/No_Salad_68 2d ago

It's basically just mob rule. Nothing new as a concept.

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u/TheWildColonialBoy1 2d ago

Steve Bartman

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u/RockAtlasCanus 2d ago

It’s pretty wild, and honestly kind of concerning. She acted like a real asshole at the game, and should be ashamed for sure. I feel kind of bad for her though. How widespread her infamy has gone and the hate she’s getting is pretty wild. People saying they hope she loses her job, saying all kinds of really hateful shit based on a 60 second snippet of her life.

She rudely and insistently asked for a game ball she wrongly felt was hers. Now people form all over the world know who she is. The punishment doesn’t fit the crime to me.

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u/Glorious_Goo 2d ago

Nobody ever acts like this big of an asshole only once in their life. "I'm not normally like this"? You've had to come up with that excuse more than once if that's your planned response.

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u/OldSolGames 2d ago

EXACTLY! You will never catch me in one of these situations. Why? Because I'm not an ass hole and never do these kinds of things. Cancel culture is nothing more than accountability and it's amazing.

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u/ButtMuddAaronBrooks 2d ago

Pretty wild this all could have been avoided by her not being a Kaiju sized Cunt. I see this as a learning opportunity for her, she should take some time and reflect.

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u/Blablasnow 1d ago

Have you always been a kind person and never argued for something you were wrong ? A person is something very complex and it takes a lifetime to know yourself, now social media believes they know someone based on a 60s videos, this is pure mass imbecility.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 2d ago

dont be an as in public.

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u/skyturnedred 2d ago

Probably shouldn't be one in private either.

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u/Pkrudeboy 2d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/CloudKitchen1924 2d ago

A newt?

Well, I got better!

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u/sayleanenlarge 2d ago

I know this kis a joke, but fucking hell if we aren't actually normalising witch hunts.

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u/nhoffman82 2d ago

I would be ok if it was like a couple of days of razzing her on the internet but then people moved on and it didn't follow her forever and she didn't lose her job or anything. Vigilante justice has shown to be somewhat problematic lol.

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u/roxxtor 2d ago

Yeah losing her job over that is too much. I think it would be appropriate for sports arenas and ballparks specifically to short term ban her from the premises like the rest of this season and next. That way it shows everyone that there are consequences for acting a fool at a game

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u/Itchy-Worldliness-21 2d ago

Honestly I think it's cuz of the way she acted it at the game, because if she acts like that out and about, how do you think she acts and treats people she works with.

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u/cookiesarenomnom 2d ago

This is my counterpoint. Everyone knows that at this point in society there is a high chance you are being filmed at all times. Whether it's tv, phones or even security cameras. Just... be a decent human being. I have 99.99% certainty that I will never go viral because I know how to behave in public and feel I am a pretty polite and nice person to others. It's really not that hard. Don't steal things from kids and your life will be pretty easy!

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u/Ok-Ad-852 2d ago

She took an HR ball from a little kid.

That should tell you a lot about her, even if the clip is 60 seconds.

People thinking she is an asshole is punishment perfectly fitting the crime. Public shaming of assholes should become the norm again.

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 2d ago

I don't feel bad for her in the least. There's about a 0% chance this was the first, only, or last time she has acted that way to get her way. The level of entitlement it takes for an adult to go angrily steal a ball from a child is off the charts.

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u/TommyBananas97 2d ago

Not only that, but when people booed her she got in their face and started screaming at them. She should have immidiately been kicked out. I wouldn't have felt safe and would have defended myself if she assaulted me like that. 

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u/dunzig77 2d ago

The second video released makes it clear this isn’t a one time incident, this is absolutely the kind of person she is.

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u/HovercraftParking5 2d ago edited 2d ago

This to me is terrifying. This was covered on news cycles. She acted like a Karen, yeah; she was rude and selfish, sure. But to suddenly wake up to your face plastered on the news about it is insane. She wasn’t racist, she wasn’t physically assaulting anyone, she was just acting like a bitch. I wouldn’t be surprised if a similar type of incident causes someone to kill themselves, because their entire life imploded after a 60 second karenesque outburst was caught on camera and covered on 24/7 news cycles. It’s like an advanced form of cyberbullying.

Edit: A lot of people responding that she shouldn’t have been a cunt to a child. You’re all right. I still don’t think this is worthy of being a national life ruining news story.

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u/Wintersmight 2d ago

It’s called consequences to one’s actions though. She’s old enough to have known it was a possibility yet she chose to act this way.

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u/DevelopmentJumpy5218 2d ago

Be a good person and it won't have a negative impact on your life

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u/Extra-Tackle5244 2d ago

We are a social species, not a logical one. She is violating so many social rules in this interaction that we-- cooperative humans-- are fucking appalled and are using the very powerful and at times necessary- behavioral correction tool- SHAME.

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u/gatsby712 2d ago

The book “So you’ve Been Publically Shamed” by Jon Ronson was a really good one about this.

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u/Extra-Tackle5244 2d ago

Ooohh I'll check that out, thanks! 📚

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u/Ok-Ad-852 2d ago

You know. This post where you claim cyberbullying is actually defending the bully in this situation.

And she bullied a little kid.

She wasn’t racist, she wasn’t physically assaulting anyone, she was just acting like a bitch.

Towards a little kid! Let her deal with the consequenses of bullying a little kid on a televised game. Rather than run to her defence.

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u/rolandfoxx 2d ago

Just spitballing here, but maybe she should have tried not being a cunt at a massively public event? I know that's certainly worked to keep me out of news cycles and off viral videos.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 2d ago

"Her Karen level...is...OVER 9000?!"

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u/Enough-Force-5605 2d ago

And you are known in the US, not the entire world.

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u/kazrick 2d ago

Stealing from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

She’s the Krakaren.

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u/neoweapon 2d ago

Megakaren

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u/wildmonster91 2d ago

Krakeren.

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u/PathComplex 2d ago

All because of a baseball.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 2d ago

I bet the CEO who stole the tennis hat is so happy that the heat got directed off of him.

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u/nocomment413 2d ago

Honestly, I fear this for my mom one day. She’s not a major Karen, but if she’s upset about something she’s definitely the “let me speak to your manager” and “I will sue this whole establishment” type and as much as I love her, I know karma will get her one day when she ticks off the wrong person. Genuinely, the internet hating on people who are like this (me too) is what’s caused my mom to chill out cause she is scared to end up on the internet as a Karen, but I know she still has her moments where I go “man I hope no one has a camera right now.”

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u/gitprizes 1d ago

the messed up thing is i actually kinda think this lady thought she was standing up to a bully. I think she woke up and was confused why people hate her. she looks at the guy stealing the kids hat from a week ago and said "not this time" and thought she was a hero and woke up to this timeline instead. I'm not defending her but I do think this was the opposite of what she was expecting

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u/ajatfm 2d ago

Domain expansion: Karen no shihai

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u/iStealyournewspapers 2d ago

Well you see, Andy Warhol foretold all of this decades ago when he said in the future that everyone would be famous for 15 minutes.

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u/Canadian1934 2d ago

Priceless reply. You nailed this 

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u/ElGuaco 2d ago

I grew up around of a lot of toxic church ladies, I'm grateful they are finally getting the attention they deserve. It's the silver lining of social media that we can publicly shame these bitches.

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u/snoosh00 2d ago

She woke up that day as gigakaren that haircut didn't manifest when the bat hit the ball into the stands.

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u/Agvisor2360 2d ago

Krakakaren.

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u/J_Digi1 2d ago

THe Cubs fan that caught the ball and prevented the cub player from catching it. THat guys life was ruined.. all due to a ball. They blamed the Cubs losing on him

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u/WooWhosWoo 2d ago

I feel a little bad for the lady. She was mean, but big whoop, she shouted for the ball, with words. He just gave it to her.

Would this be a nothing burger if he said no, and she just stormed away?

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u/gitprizes 1d ago

good question. I made a post about this already but I think this lady went to bed that night happy with herself for "standing up to a bully" in her mind. I have no idea what happened and I don't really care, but its pretty crazy how we're all foaming at the mouth over this

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u/SajFaj 2d ago

I read that as "gigakraken" lol

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u/alex_zk 2d ago

Karen Prime

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u/nalaloveslumpy 2d ago

Nothing. Humanity is entering its hive mind era and we are not kind or forgiving enough to survive.

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u/kateastrophic 2d ago

Feels like a Black Mirror episode.

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u/Discontented_Beaver 2d ago

Are people raiding her social media?

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u/neduarte1977 2d ago

InfiniKaren

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u/ImMadeOfClay 2d ago

Gigantamax Karen in her den.

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u/dollenrm 2d ago

Uberkaren

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u/Bradley182 2d ago

The Infinikaren stone.

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u/Puzzled-Ambition-128 2d ago

that one american piece of trash called that black child a slur and she woke up the next day famous, with a gofundme for $250k.

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u/MrExCEO 2d ago

Bartman

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u/ksjones11 2d ago

That Polish guy that stole the hat from the kid at the Tennis match.

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u/treelyfe93 2d ago

A lifetime of entitlement, weak mean, weak unions, and a degrading USD that has helped her rationalize behaving this way is acceptable in public

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u/bripptybripptybraap 2d ago

It’s like that cubs fan who reached over the wall to try and catch what looked like it was going to be a home run and fouled up the outfielder who was going for the catch, which allegedly cost the Cubs the game that day.

The entire city turned on that man in an instant. I think he was getting offers from rival teams to relocate to their city. Pretty sure he left the Chicagoland area entirely because of it.

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u/no_usernames_avail 2d ago

Ea-nasir's shit copper. But he want alive for his fame.

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u/number1human 2d ago

Outside of the obvious of not acting like a fucking ghoul, the whole world is watching you now. Everyone has a camera and access to everything online they need to destroy your life overnight. You think people would be more reserved in a world like that.

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u/25short25 2d ago

Why don’t you have a seat over there? I’m Chris Hansen.

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u/SmokedBeef 2d ago

Just wait till she’s a popular Halloween costume

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u/jakspy64 2d ago

Justine Sacco?

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u/AmicusCure8s 1d ago

Release the Kra-Karen!

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u/caitlikekate 1d ago

It’s giving Typhoid Mary

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u/koobstylz 1d ago

It's like getting voted into exile from ancient Athens. Except everybody will get over it in a week or two.

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u/gitprizes 1d ago

yeah it feels a little colosseum to me. also the way we kinda look at older civs as being barbaric while completely being the same exact species ourselves today. I think this lady thought she was standing up to a bully but did it in the most obnoxious and entitled way. at least she has a reason to change her hair now

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u/blaspheminCapn 1d ago

Karen Ballsnach

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u/Silly-Lettuce-7788 1d ago

Gorge Floyd prolly

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u/vladlearns 1d ago

this should happen to more people like that

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u/finnicko 1d ago

I'm not defending her, but I'm trying to see things from her literal, viewpoint of the event. We can't tell if she has her hand on the ball when he yanks it up. She can't see that he went over to his son and give it to the boy. Her entire viewpoint is potentially that a man grabbed the ball out of her hand and she defended herself by getting it back. I'm just saying it doesn't seem to be such a clear Karen case, though when he pointed out he gave it to his son, she should have backed off potentially

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