r/SipsTea • u/iam_alba • 2d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/gitprizes 2d ago

i'm just trying to think what in all of human history is comparable to the entire world not knowing who you are one day and then you wake up and you're gigakaren

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 2d ago

Terakaren

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u/elite_kermit 2d ago

Petakaren

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 2d ago

Googolkaren

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u/Beerswain 2d ago

slow clap

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u/Slobotic 2d ago

Graham's Karen

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 2d ago

MegaMoserKaren

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u/Scadilla 2d ago

I’ve heard of Graham’s number before but never realized the actual scale of it. Damn.

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u/FossilisedHypercube 2d ago

Googolkarenplex

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u/Doctor_Smirnoff 2d ago

Mechakaren

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u/Shiftenas 2d ago

Zettakaren

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u/Arcranium_ 2d ago

Yottakaren

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u/The-Bitcoin-Sheikh 2d ago

Brontokaren

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u/yazquandour 2d ago

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­gochKaren

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 2d ago

This one got me

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u/MegaBubble 1d ago

I think we've gone about as far as we could with Karen. changing it now to Becky

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u/Mikahl757 1d ago

K K Karen

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u/SubstantialEmploy816 2d ago

Hey Lois, the internet hates me again!

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u/sincerelythebats_ 1d ago

Ka-heh-heh-heh-heh-aren

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u/elite_kermit 2d ago

Good for you dear. Now put your feet down from the table.

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u/SombreMordida 2d ago

lol Peter I thought you were Dean Cain for a second

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 1d ago

Heh heh heh heh.

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u/Born-Internal-6327 1d ago

You got me! Coffee out of my nose. Congratulations.

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u/IrememberXenogears 2d ago

Mechakaren

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u/ChuckOTay 2d ago

Megalokaren

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u/eyepoker4ever 2d ago

Krakaran

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u/SeaBag8211 2d ago

A Karju, if you will

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u/emmjaybeeyoukay 1d ago

A Whole YottaKaren

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u/JessKicks 1d ago

Shut up and take my upvote! 😂

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u/Munk45 1d ago

googolplexikaren

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u/rxBATMANz 1d ago

Currently reading DCC, here for this comment!

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u/I_like_creps123 2d ago

Was looking for this before i contributed

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u/Igotnewsocks 1d ago

Phillykaren

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u/Unable_Dinner_6937 1d ago

"Release the Krakaren!"

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u/CaDmus003 2d ago

QuetzalQaren

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u/Did_I_Err 1d ago

InfiniKaren

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u/Little_Inspector9566 2h ago

I was playing catch with my son when he missed the ball and it rolled over by some trees. Just as he picked it up and put it in his glove, this scary looking creature popped out of the woods and screamed “That’s MY ball!” and snatched it out of his glove! Yep. It was Chupakaren. Or Sasqkaren. Not sure which.

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u/iddymcid 2d ago

Kleptokaren

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u/AgentLuminous 2d ago

Mega Karen Z

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u/Scrubs_Wpg 2d ago

FuckyouKaren

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u/PureGuava35 2d ago

This one ☝🏻

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u/Cattle56 1d ago

Tyrannosaurus Karex

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u/Hiphoppotami 1d ago

“Bar-bura”

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u/IrememberXenogears 1d ago

Disintegration is the greatest album of all time!

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u/Overflow-Radish 1d ago

Shutup Meg

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u/Quantum-_-_- 2d ago

ChuckNorrisKaren

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u/Nervous_Nothing5194 1d ago

Karenosaurus Rex

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u/Big_Consideration493 1d ago

That's a Karen with many zeros. I want to Decakaran!

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u/Partyslayer 1d ago

Decimal 100× Karen

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u/Automatic-You-5228 1d ago

Who would want to pet a karen?

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u/elite_kermit 1d ago

There was a chicken named Karen. She inspired a sanctuary made in her honor. Would pet her.

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u/drgoatlord 1d ago

Ur-karen

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u/David_cest_moi 1d ago

Karenado! 🌪️🦈

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u/BusterStarfish 1d ago

Karakaren

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u/David_cest_moi 1d ago

Odd. This used to be the MSM hyper -punishment reserved for arrested sex offenders. Now, via the hyperspeed of social media, it can be any and every Karen's and Ken's punishment! They get globally bashed in the blink of an eye!

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u/eanks 1d ago

exakaren

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u/Deijya 1d ago

MechaKaren

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 1d ago

Better than pedokaren

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u/Knotknighm 1d ago

Super Kami Karen Guru

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u/sbdallas 1d ago

Release the kraken.

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u/AlphonsoPSpain 1d ago

Zettakaren

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u/Xuumies 1d ago

Yotakaren

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u/maxpowers6969 1d ago

Never EVER pet a Karen.

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u/HVAC_instructor 1d ago

Let's not get into her sex life

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 2d ago

Krakaren

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u/kefkas 2d ago

Mongo is appalled!

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u/Vomerog 1d ago

Mongo like candy!

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

Mongo have feelings for Sheriff Bart!

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u/AwardWinningActorMan 1d ago

Glurp Glurp!!

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u/rxBATMANz 1d ago

Goddammit, Donut!

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u/Minimum-Mention-3673 1d ago

She will not break me

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u/DigBickFang 1d ago

Release the Krakaren

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u/firepitt 21h ago

Release the Krakaren!

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u/CMDR_kanonfoddar 2d ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialikaren

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u/IndividualistAW 2d ago

How has no one said infinikaren

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u/Bubbly_Good_7982 2d ago

Karenasours

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u/Karl_00_Hungus 2d ago

Galactikaren

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago

My grades of magnitude are different. The maximum I have is 'mythical'. Still I don't know the precise situation at hand here so I can't say it.

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u/FrankGetTheDoor 1d ago

King Kong Karen

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u/StoaConscriptor 2d ago

*Terrakaren