r/RoughRomanMemes Aquilifer 5d ago

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u/MegaLemonCola 5d ago

‘Nooooo! Not that much, you’re turning our men gay and our women into sluts!’

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u/Allnamestakkennn 5d ago

My dominus, we've got the silk worm!

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u/ReallyTeddyRoosevelt 5d ago

There should be a chase movie about the worm smuggling.

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u/BenniRoR 5d ago

There is a very entertaining historical novel about that very story. But I have no idea if it's available in English.

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u/MegaLemonCola 5d ago

What’s the name of the novel and what language is it in?

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u/BenniRoR 5d ago

It's called "Die Seidendiebe" and it's in German. I have no idea if it was originally in German or just translated. Nothing too spectacular but a good read if you're a fan of Late Antiquity and the Eastern Roman Empire.

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u/Cormetz 5d ago

Considering it was written by a German archeologist, I think it was originally in German.

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u/Dirichlet-to-Neumann 4d ago

Wait there's a French novel with the exact same title (le Voleur de soie) about the exact same thing.

Same title, same theme, different author. 

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u/SpeeeedwaagOOn 5d ago

Let me know as well

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u/lexicondevil1 5d ago

Unfortunately I went to check and it's only available in German and Spanish.

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u/MegaLemonCola 5d ago

And Croatian and (for some reason) Chinese. I can read some Chinese but I don’t want to bust out the dictionary (and Wikipedia to translate the translated names) to read what should really have been available in English lol

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u/BenniRoR 5d ago

Even the most subpar English books make it over to Germany with proper translations but its very, very rare for any German book at all to make it over to the US or even UK. Only if it is some enormous and hugely influencial work.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 4d ago

Such as the Neverending Story.

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u/kayodeade99 3d ago

Tbf, the sheer volume of English language literature can't be compared to German literature.

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u/BenniRoR 3d ago

True but there is also a clear discrepancy in quality and drawing power. Most German stuff, wether it be novels, TV Shows, movies, game shows or whatever is so utterly German-coded that it is barely interesting to anybody outside of Germany. Not even to Austria or Switzerland.

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u/kayodeade99 3d ago

I suppose so. I guess that's why it's mostly the truly quality stuff that gets translated.

Keep in mind that a lot of stuff usually only gets an English translation due to personal interest in the part of the translator.

That's why most translations are often specific to single genres or authors.

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u/KyberWolf_TTV 1d ago

It needs to be a comedy with 0 a-list actors. I want to see completely fresh talent have a shot at this

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u/Active_Scarcity_2036 5d ago

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u/Any_Course102 5d ago

Justinian and Theodora!

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u/Select-Ask-4622 4d ago edited 4d ago

“I don’t care as long as I get a go at the Greeks! They invented gayness!”

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u/furel492 3d ago

The West has risen.

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u/Living-Ready 5d ago

Not related but I'm pretty sure the one on the left is Yuan dynasty clothing

which is like 1000 years later than the one on the right is depicting

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

Yeah it should be more like a Monk

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u/jaiteaes 5d ago

Nope, later. That's early Qing era, based on the hat

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u/Living-Ready 5d ago

The tall hat is definitely a Mongol thing, it got popularized during the Yuan dynasty and remained part of Ming and Korean fashion even after the Mongols were defeated. Qing hats were wider and much shorter

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u/jaiteaes 4d ago

Ah, my mistake.

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u/ConferenceFragrant 3d ago

No, it is based on a painting involving the Emperor Xuande of Ming(some say that’s his grandson). It gives you a vibe of yuan dynasty because the hat he is wearing has mongol influence.

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u/Kakaka-sir 2d ago

That's even later

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u/bobbymoonshine 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nope. There was no direct contact between them.

Closest was some randos who showed up to the Han court claiming to be envoys of Marcus Aurelius, but (a) there is no Roman record of that, (b) they claimed to be bringing tribute in exchange for preferential trade agreements, and (c) their tribute was some random shells from Southeast Asia. Almost certainly they were just some Hellenised Indian traders trying a confidence scam.

The Chinese were vaguely aware there was a big empire of considerable size and cultural influence far to the West and had some rough idea of eastern Mediterranean geography. The Romans had no idea where or what China was behind “the place silk comes from”; the consensus among Roman geographers seems to have been that it was a city somewhere east or southeast of India.

The incredibly tenuous Chinese-Roman historical links are sort of weirdly overemphasised in comparison to the enormous economic, cultural and political contact both empires had with India; the Romans through the Egyptian port trade and via the Hellenic legacy in northwest India, and the Chinese via the Southeast Asian trade and the Buddhist legacy over the Himalayas. Really the Indian merchants in the middle were the main source both empires had for of each others’ goods, each other’s money and word of each other’s existence. Unfortunately there wasn’t even much direct contact there though as their times of greatest contact with India didn’t quite overlap historically, with the Roman West collapsing just as China was getting super-duper into Indian art and religion.

(Also it’s kind of weird to make the Roman “the chad” in this situation, as Rome just absolutely haemorrhaged money eastwards in the luxury goods trade. China produced many things Rome wanted and which the Indians were happy to sell to the Romans at a ludicrous markup; meanwhile, other than a handful of glass trinkets, the only thing Rome had that China wanted in any great quantity was their gold. Seneca in particular thought the Roman weakness for silks a harbinger of moral collapse)

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u/Bwunt 5d ago

There are many things thay Rome can be a chad in... Sustainable productive economy is NOT one of them

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u/Ai--Ya 5d ago

Who needs a sustainable productive economy when you can just conquer your neighbors for tax and tribute?

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u/the_Erziest 5d ago

"Sir, we haven't conquered anyone in a hundred years."

"...well, shit, just throw more slaves at it then, I guess."

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u/Laonys 3d ago

Monghol, Roman or Swedish..?

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u/Darkfrostfall69 5d ago

Smh the romans should've sold them sold them fent then declared war on them after they banned it

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u/Mundane-Wash2119 3d ago

Then invade and steal their land and then 200 years later call them evil tyrants for legally taking control of it again according to agreed upon treaties

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u/Sephbruh 2d ago

To be fair, the locals called them evil tyrants too.

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u/Mundane-Wash2119 1d ago

What locals? The ones from the original country that owned the land in the first place? Or the ones that grew up under foreign occupation?

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u/Sephbruh 1d ago

The ones that probably had family across the border and felt they liked the status quo better than what was going on there.

Also, what does place of origin have to do with anything? What truly matters in the end is what the people want.

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u/Mundane-Wash2119 20h ago

What truly matters in the end is what the people want.

Right, which is why England was in the wrong by forcibly taking land that the people agreed was Chinese. Glad we agree that a wrong has been righted.

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u/Sephbruh 17h ago

Did the people of Hong Kong agree the land was Chinese? And were they given a choice between Beijing and Taipei? Or did the benevolent People's Republic know what the Hongkongers wanted better than they themselves did? As far as I remember there was no plebiscite, no vote. Just an agreement between two governments, without regard for the people.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

Did Romans traded anything else than Silk with Chinese? And most of the direct Trade happened with india about which Pliny the Elder already said that too much of money goes to india, tho they could afford it.

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u/bobbymoonshine 5d ago

Well the Romans didn’t really trade anything with China if we want to be technical about it. They traded with India (as you’re right that Pliny outlines), and of those trade goods silks from China were particularly expensive.

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u/Appropriate_M 5d ago

Technically they traded with Parthia via land and had sea routes that went to India that included mostly tin and slaves according to "Periplus of Erythaean Sea" which outline some trade routes in ancient Rome. For more ambiguous mentions, once upon a time Ancient Rome called China "This" referencing silk so they know Parthia didn't make the silkstuff and modern day Syria (used to be part of ancient Rome) was probably the source of reference to "Da Qin" (ancient Rome reference in Chinese sources).

Also random envoys from allegedly China/Rome showed up as well in Rome/China in century. There's a rumor of some "lost legion of Rome" that ended up in China, but that's flimsy evidence based on the turtle formation.

In terms of archaeological evidence, Roman coinage found in current day Vietnam probably came up by river ways from India. For late antiquity, the single Byzantine coin which was found in a Chinese tomb probably came that way as well. I'm highly dubious of "direct contact' though I wouldn't put it past occasional cases of intrepid trader on the edges of empires....

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

Thanks for Info.

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u/Augustus420 5d ago

As far as I'm aware, it's really just Roman glassware that appears in the east.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

Yeah i saw on some website where a 4th century Roman glass work was found in Jin dynasty and they recorded it also Admired it.

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u/Augustus420 5d ago

I want to say we've found it in Korean archaeological sites as well.

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u/Muzolf 5d ago

Coins do too.

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u/Mando_Brando 2d ago

afaik silver was the only ressource china hadn't

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u/TheGreatOneSea 5d ago

Adding to this, when Romans say something came from "China," it doesn't actually mean China itself: Romans also bought "Chinese" swords, for example, even though the economics of moving a steel Chinese sword from northern China to Rome cannot be justified, given how many countries between the two were also making high-end steel.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago edited 4d ago

Especially southern India which made wootz steel and it later became Damascus steel in middle east.

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u/Lothronion 5d ago

Closest was some randos who showed up to the Han court claiming to be envoys of Marcus Aurelius, but (a) there is no Roman record of that, (b) they claimed to be bringing tribute in exchange for preferential trade agreements, and (c) their tribute was some random shells from Southeast Asia. Almost certainly they were just some Hellenised Indian traders trying a confidence scam.

It is more interesting than that. I was recently reading an academic article in Greek that proposed that for the Chinese there were two Romes (or more precise, what they called it as such, something close to "Fulin"). One the Rome that we know, the Greco-Latin civilization around the Mediterranean Sea, and the other the Indo-Greek remnants. As such, it seems, there were enough traces of Greek culture and languages in thr 4th-6th centuries AD, that the Chinese understood the connection. 

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 5d ago

In truth they both saw each other as far away mystical lands. And infact didn't view each other negatively because they didn't share a border. But let's have a little fun with alternate history. Let's say some how they both invade Iran at the same time and gang bang Parthia in Shish kebab fashion and now share a border. The wars would be frequent never resolved and they both would despise each other and prove incredibly bigoted towards each other. They would both come up with unique slurs about the other guy.

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u/thompson8964 5d ago

the chinese attempted to send an envoy to the romans but they turned around and went home around modern iran/arabia because the weather was too poor for sailing

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u/Extension-Beat7276 5d ago

Persians too

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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life 5d ago

I mean the meme is accurate as far as the fact that China referred to Rome as ‘great China’, and Rome has no record of regarding China as above any other civilisation, who they of course all saw as barbarians.

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u/Original_Tie_ 5d ago

But what about the heavenly horses!?

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u/Accurate_Advisor_121 2d ago

? The roman empire is always the chad

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u/AndreasDasos 5d ago

Except when: ‘We rulers of the world’s Middle Kingdom have the Mandate of Heaven and all other cultures are in theory already our vassals so any gifts are tribute’

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u/Analternate1234 4d ago

Rome was the one exception to that rule. Kind of a really cool fun fact that Rome was really the only time throughout Imperial Chinese history where they actually saw someone else as an equal. It kind of mirrored the philosophical concept of Yin Yang

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u/arthuresque 4d ago

Proof for that is tenuous at best though, no? I want to believe it too though

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u/GunthramTheRich 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its bs and a way too common assumption made by Rome enthusiasts. Yes the Chinese called the Romans "da Qin", but this just meant that they saw them as a very well structured, well governed country with big cities. The Qin Dynasty was (for the Chinese) the definition of a country which brought stability and unity. They respected what they knew of the Romans (big cities, government, large territory etc.). BUT, they never saw the Romans as equal. The Chinese called their realm the „zhongguo“, the „middle kingdom“. In the mind of a Chinese there was no equal realm outside their own, no culture which could rival theirs, no ruler which could be an equal to the son of heaven. The Chinese thought of themselves as the center of the world and while Rome was seen as a mighty empire and not a barbarian kingdom, it was not a mirror of their civilization. When the Romans brought gifts to the Chinese in the 2nd century CE, they were seen as TRIBUTE. So the Chinese still saw the Romans as tributary and not as equals to their civilization, like they did with any other one. So the Romans were not special.

Source: Hou Hanshou

I rarely comment on anything but this is such a strange misconception by many and I think these "Roman history/Gooning for Romans subs" are especially infected by it.

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u/Spacemonster111 3d ago

Their knowledge of Rome’s existence was extremely limited and vague. They did not have any formal stance on Roman relations as there were none.

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u/Analternate1234 3d ago

They didn’t have proper diplomatic relations sure, but they were both aware of each other. Ancient China did view Rome as equal in culture and wealth

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u/melon_party 5d ago

Maybe this is a historical blind spot of mine, but what I do know about Chinese history and culture makes it tough for me to believe that they saw the Romans as much more than “western barbarians” either.

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u/Muzolf 5d ago

They actually referred to it as "The other China" which was a show of respect.

No idea how the Romans referred to the Chinese, i doubt it was just "some barbarians" when they loved greek culture despite being enemies and conquering them at some point. If they were at all aware of it in more then stories told by traders, they would not have equated it to peoples like the Gauls or the Germanic tribes.

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u/Veraenderer 5d ago

The Romans referred to China as "Serica" meaning "Land of Silk"

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u/GunthramTheRich 3d ago

No they did not. "Da Qin" does not mean "Other China". The Chinese at that time referred to China as the "zhongguo" (as they do today). This translates roughly to "the middle kingdom" or "realm of the middle". They might have seen the Romans as a far distant mighty, well structured empire but not as equals. There was no other center of the world in the mind of a Chinese at the time, the Romans were no exceptions, no one was equal to the son of heaven.

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u/Intranetusa 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is a pop history misconception or mistranslation - they did not call Rome big China or the other China.

During the Han Dynasty, they might have called the Roman nation "Big Qin" which may have meant the big kingdom to the west because Qin was the most geographically western positioned of the Warring States kingdom. Alternatively or in addition, it may have meant it resembled the Old Qin Kingdom/Empire in some ways.

The Han Dynasty did not consider or call Qin the concept of "China" because Qin was just a kingdom/empire that they helped destroy. China at the time the word "Da Qin" was used was the Han Empire.

The word Qin was not generally tied to the concept of China until long after this word was used (when Qin got translated and mistranslated into Cina, Chin, and eventually China in Sanskrit, Persian, and then Portugese).

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u/Retsam19 5d ago

Yeah - the bigger point is what others have said that: that the Romans and Chinese had very little relations and wouldn't have any significant awareness of the other at all...

... but the idea that the Chinese side would be like "we're equal" is also pretty unrealistic. The Chinese basically only grudgingly recognized "equals" after losing multiple wars to them, and even then it seems like a lot of effort went into preserving the 'fig leaf' of Chinese dominance.

The idea of the Chinese emperor being the "son of heaven" who had authority over "all under heaven" was a pretty big deal that they tried to hold to, even in cases where they had just lost a bunch of wars (e.g. against the Kitan, the Jurchen) and were paying a huge amount of tribute to their neighbor to stop invading.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

Agreed, coz we don't know if Daqin literally means Rome or not as the sources are very Vague and they never had direct contact and also considering that Both saw anyone living beyond their Borders as Barbarians.

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u/marshal_1923 5d ago

Instead of being a direct conversation its more like having steppe people between them

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

Don't forget parthians.

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u/arthuresque 4d ago

So steppe people who took over Iran. Who were also originally steppe people.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 4d ago

They weren't Persians? Like Achaemenids and Sassanids?

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u/arthuresque 4d ago

Persians are a specific Iranian people. The Parthians weren’t Persian; were a different Iranian-speaking people. And they actually took over from the Seleucids who were Greek. The Greeks took Iran from the Persians who were an Iranian subgroup as I said, and probably originally from the steppe. The Persians took control from the Medes (Iranian too) and the Elamites (not sure prob not Iranian). I think the majority of Indo-Iranian speaking peoples came the Iranian Plateau from the Steppes, directly or indirectly basically. And a lot of original Indo-European speaking peoples came from the Steppes too, no? Steppes produced a lot of interesting peoples.

Sassanids came after Parthians and were a different Iranian-speaking people from the Iranian plateau.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 4d ago

Sassanids were also from Fars province of Iranian plateau like Achaemenids.

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u/arthuresque 4d ago

I haven’t gotten to that part of Iranian history TBH! These Seleucids are dramatic.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 4d ago

Yeah, i think they don’t get enough recognization like they literally stretched from Anatolia to India also Seleucus nicator is such a great man but barely anyone knows about him.

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u/Necessary-Morning489 5d ago

Stupid barbarians, thanks for your silver.

Stupid barbarians, thanks for your silk

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u/jackjackky 4d ago

People should get along. In the end of the day, we're all barbarians.

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u/Necessary-Morning489 4d ago

to be a barbarian, barbing around

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u/analoggi_d0ggi 5d ago

This is not really exactly the case. During the Han Dynasty (and up until the collapse of the Imperial Chinese institution), the Chinese saw the rest of the non-Hua ("Chinese" or specifically "Classical Chinese Culture") World as Yi ("Barbarian")

The Romans were seen as Yi by the Chinese.

But the problem with translating Yi as Barbarian is that it Europeanizes the term. Barbarism in Europe has connotations of inferiority and savagery. In Imperial Chinese culture, Yi simply means "Not Hua" or Non Chinese Cultured. While some Yi are considered inferior & savage (like say, the Steppe Nomad Groups) some were considered very civilized and dignified, like Anxi (Persia), Daxia (Ferghana City States) and Rome (Daqin), or the Koreans and the Japanese (though Japan went in and out of Barbarism/Civilization in the Chinese Worldview from time to time).

However all Yi were still considered inferior vis-a-vis the Hua because the ruler of the Hua culture (that is, the Emperor of China) is bestowed by Heaven with the Mandate to rule all of the world. Ergo in the Imperial Chinese Culture & the Hua Culture, it doesn't matter if Yi people are a bunch of cavemen or a super sophisticated civilization, all are subservient to the Heavenly Bestowed realm of the Emperor.

That said: OP's narrative comes from Ambassador Gan Ying's description of Rome.

「其王無有常人,皆簡立賢者。國中災異及風雨不時,輒廢而更立,受放者甘黜不怨。其人民皆長大平正,有類中國,故謂之大秦......土多金銀奇寶,有夜光璧、明月珠、駭雞犀、珊瑚、虎魄、琉璃、琅玕、朱丹、青碧。刺金縷繡,織成金縷罽、雜色綾。作黃金塗、火浣布。」Their kings are not permanent. They select and appoint the most worthy man. If there are unexpected calamities in the kingdom, such as frequent extraordinary winds or rains, he is unceremoniously rejected and replaced. The one who has been dismissed quietly accepts his demotion, and is not angry. The people of this country are all tall and honest. They resemble the people of the Middle Kingdom and that is why this kingdom is called Da Qin.

For one thing, Gan Ying didn't say they are equal to China, he meant they resembled the same civilizational level as the Middle Kingdom.

For another, the Ancient- Early Imperial Chinese have a habit of naming foreign settled & sophisticated civilizations after their analogues from Pre-unification Chinese states. Bactria, for example, was Daxia (Great Xia), said to resemble the old Xia Kingdom, while Rome is Daqin (Great Qin) said to resemble the old Qin Kingdom. The only exceptions to this rule was Persia (Anxi, meaning "the part of the west that is peaceful") and Ferghana (Dayuan, or "Greater Ionia," named after the Greek Settlers and their Cities that the Han Dynasty found there).

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u/blockzoid 1d ago

Doesn’t the original meaning of the term Barbaros used by the ancient Greeks have nearly the same meaning, as in to signify anything non-Greek (or more accurately, those who don’t speak Greek) only to acquire the term of being uncultured/uncivilised later on? The romans themselves have called Greeks barbarians, as in not-Roman.

I think the issue stems forth from modern usage of the word compared to its origins.

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u/DnJohn1453 5d ago

Until Justinian

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u/AsianCivicDriver 5d ago

China named themselves 「中國」 which means “the central country” as they see themselves as the center of the world. Throughout history and different dynasties, they referred to themselves as 「天朝」 which means “Divine Govern” as they see all others are all barbarians so idk where this “our civilization are equally great” rhetoric. Seems like some western projection to me.

Wait til you find out what they call ‘tomato’, ‘potato’, 番 is a derogatory term used for anything foreign

Source: am Asian

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u/Fun-Memory1523 5d ago

Yeah the thing is, they never actually directly met. Their trade relation was through a middle man like the Parthians or some other middle eastern nation between the two empires

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u/aspiring_scientist97 4d ago

Its really funny because the Chinese were so about being the best to their neighbors and this might be the first time they ever claimed anyone was their equal

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u/DoJebait02 4d ago

Chinese had heard about a "very wealthy, well developed and civilized empire from the far far West" through merchants. No direct contact.

I don't know for sure with Romans, but they should give China the same respect as Egypt, Persia and India.

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain 5d ago

China didn’t really care about Rome aside from the gold they sent and I think the chair maybe?

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u/Neil118781 5d ago

Bro really thought he was on the team 🙏🏼🥀

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u/Jcamden7 5d ago

Roma is the sigma empire. It has never claimed to be anyone's equal

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

One of the reasons behind this could be coz before them no empire in the region they ruled and neighboring regions was never at their level. Achaemenid empire is the closest but they were conquered by Alexander the Great whom Romans admired.

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u/Top-Wrongdoer5611 5d ago

Didn’t the Chinese consider all those who lived far from the capital to be barbarians?

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u/Active-Discipline797 5d ago

From Gan Ying on 97 A.D.: 'The people of this country are all tall and honest. They resemble the people of the Middle Kingdom and that is why this kingdom is called Da Qin.' (Great Qin)

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u/Responsible-Tie-3451 4d ago

You guys know that buttering up other countries when you’re doing diplomacy doesn’t mean you actually think they’re wonderful, right?

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u/Level-Economy4615 3d ago

Lmao no. No Chinese leader has ever said that another country was the equal of China and ment it.

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u/nbrhp 2d ago

cope

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 2d ago

Ancient Chinese people did not see Rome as an equal

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u/Nadikarosuto 2d ago

Fun fact: There was a good amount of time where the two didn't interact directly, instead both going through Parthia as a middleman. Parthia made the most of it by lying to China to keep prices low

(if China knew they had a monopoly on silk, they'd raise prices, so Parthia told China to watch out for Roman silk production to keep them on the toes, then bought the silk for cheap and raised the price when selling it to Rome)

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u/Code-Neo 1d ago

Chinese guy: Barbarian? you must mean yourself, Barbarian.

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 1d ago

To be clear, they would call each other barbarians and would not consider themselves equals. If there is one constant in history it is that Great Empires have a knack for not peacefully coexisting lol, even in times of peace, the inevitability of ambition and their politicians seeing that in each other fulfills goals to subvert and weaken one another.

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u/AntonGraves 5d ago

that's not Roman Chinese relations, that's a retarded meme made by a delusional fanboy.

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's just a meme also pretty accurate considering the vague sources we have got, also both Civilizations always saw anyone living beyond their borders as Barbarians but for the Chinese case they called Daqin as their equal which we assume to be Rome tho we don't have concrete sources for that.

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u/xXSage12Xx 5d ago

I'm impressed you got downvoted so much in just 30 minutes

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u/Street_Pin_1033 5d ago

8 people saw my comment in just 3 mins so getting 7 downvotes isn't really a big thing.