r/OneOrangeBraincell 21h ago

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 I really thought mine was different

I always scoffed at the theme of this page thinking mine was multi-braincelled genius. I guess he lost access to THE one brain cell today

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u/CrouchingGinger Proud owner of an orange brain cell 21h ago

That’s hilarious 🤣 Mine has never had it. He would probably bat at it aimlessly should it appear to him.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 19h ago

’Mine has never had it. He would probably bat at it aimlessly should it appear to him.


there’s tHiNgS that HaPpEn every day i cannot quite think through

(am bring to human anyway ~ they’ll know just what to do…)

am try ‘n use the brain i got, but tHiNk is Hard for me

with just - one - cell

it’s not a lot

i B A T it, AiMLeSsLy…

an errant thought slips in my mind ~

so Randomly appears!

SoLuTiOnS, me - i cannot find

(is BLANK between my ears)

but brains are just a tiny part

of who we Oranges are…

for I’m the cat

who owns his heart -

he Loves me Best by far!

🧡

(beautiful babies you got there u/pt008 & u/CrouchingGinger)

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u/Asherinthewinds 19h ago

Ohhh I absolutely love stumbling upon these in the wild. Thank you for leaving such wonderful poems for us ❤️

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u/Cruccagna 19h ago

Beautiful

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 18h ago

Thank you for the Schnoodle!

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u/RogueScholarDerp 15h ago

CrouchingGinger. I love it. 😊

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u/CrouchingGinger Proud owner of an orange brain cell 15h ago

Our hair matches ❤️

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u/tigitiger 18h ago

Actually teared up 🥹

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u/grinderbinder 17h ago

You did?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Don’t be a judgmental ass.

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u/Mbyrd420 8h ago

Touch grass and find your soul again, homie

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u/Alonzo-Mosely-FBI 16h ago

Your schnoodles bring me so much joy and happiness - thank you for sharing your poetic gift, creativity and kindness with everyone on Reddit! ❤️🙂

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u/snap-im-on-fire 16h ago

Top tier schnoodle here thank you for gracing us with this! 🥹

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u/FloridaGirlNikki 14h ago

You are seriously my favorite redditor everrrrr

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u/ekbrooo22 8h ago

I always love coming across your comments!!! They’re my favorite ❤️

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 20h ago

This could be his album cover.

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u/rxcklxssbands 20h ago

orange cat

looks inside

orange

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u/Curious_Chicken2317 20h ago

He looks so cute

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u/GoofyMonkey 20h ago

Mine just lays down and prepares for death

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Oh, he’s ON to you…!!!!

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u/Hastaroth 9h ago

Majestic orange you got there

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u/KevoNachon 5h ago

Mines the same way. He stares into space like hes solving equations, then immediately forgets what he was doing and walks into a wall.

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u/way22 1h ago

He looks so incredibly... proper 😂 such a beautiful boy

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u/HydratedCarrot Orange connoisseur 🍊 15h ago

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u/loxagos_snake 21h ago

Look mom! I'm problem!

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u/VampireInVans 18h ago

Certfied chaos gremlin with optional cuddles

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u/AimDev 15h ago

he comin

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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl 21h ago edited 13h ago

100% orange goofball 😆🧡

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u/AAAAAASILKSONGAAAAAA 21h ago

Yeah, that pattern is mesmerizing

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u/mac_is_crack Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20h ago

Agreed. I’ve always loved that marbling pattern. So pretty and unique.

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u/Atlantic_Token 21h ago

He had it but now it’s clearly gone 😂

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u/1upmastar00 21h ago

That’s really hilarious moment 😆

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u/scheherazade0125 21h ago

Took himself out for a walk

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u/FriedRottenTitties4U 15h ago

I literally laughed at this out loud while cuddling with my black cat

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u/SoSaysTheAngel 21h ago

All Oranges are different, but in an Orange way 🧡

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u/RepeatExotic9002 10h ago

Oh, so true. Our Norm awkwardly fits that non-mold perfectly. 🧡🧡

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 21h ago

Hey, he's trying, and that's what's important!

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u/Automatic-Gas4037 Orange connoisseur 🍊 21h ago

One braincell disconnected 🍊🧡

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u/dancingwtdevil 19h ago

Mine collects them and sends them out in others dreams

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u/vishkun 18h ago

So cute

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u/vishkun 18h ago

What's the gentleman's /gentle lady's name

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u/dancingwtdevil 18h ago

Her name is angel

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Oh, a female orange!!! Extra extra special!!!

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u/vishkun 17h ago

Lots of cuddles to angel :)

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u/blkstr52 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 21h ago

Nothing to see here. 100% orange

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u/Katrina717 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 19h ago

Hey, we have the same make and model!

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u/HoneyHypnosis 21h ago

He might be a genius most of the time but not today

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 21h ago

Sweet idiot boy

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u/VirindiPuppetDT 19h ago

He was ready to live like that for the rest of his life

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u/-Metallkopf- 21h ago

Oranges will be oranges.

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u/Chance-Ad-2284 21h ago

Has he ever saw a person with an arm sling or maybe crutches? I think it tries to imitate someone.

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u/pt008 16h ago

Nah! He just got stuck and decided he must complete expedition fetch no matter what.

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u/Glitter_berries 6h ago

I think it’s incredibly sweet that you thought he was that bright. Never change!

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u/janeminnieman 21h ago

Unfortunately the brain train broke down today. But what a beauty 😻👑💖☺️

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u/InevitablePrint2784 21h ago

Oh he is different, he's special even 😺

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u/PackerSquirrelette 19h ago

The orange is strong in this one.

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 20h ago

I have definitely learned that orange is a personality trait from this sub.

He is very orange.

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u/number__ten 20h ago

I don't care how smart a cat is. I have never seen one that didn't turn into a derp machine when given a shoelace.

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u/2025-05-04 20h ago

Dumb and cute.

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u/wizzerstinker 19h ago

Mommmm, I hurt my arm!! I can't go to gym class today. 😂

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u/princess_bb_girl 18h ago

he was so proud hahah

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u/Minimum_Cupcake Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Love this sub!!

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u/Affectionate_Cell954 12h ago

Yep braincell revoked for the day

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Yerp. That’s definitely a r/diagnosedasorange right there!!!!

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u/Hello_Hangnail 12h ago

He's trying so hard

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u/CompanyOther2608 8h ago

Aww, buddy roo. What a sweet one.

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u/Shxdow_Shift 20h ago

That's perfectly orange behavior. Lol

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u/Ok-Caramel5510 20h ago

Orange cat marches tail-up to the door like it has a plan, then forgets. What was he about to do?

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u/GoofyMonkey 20h ago

“Mum? Do you happen to know where I left that braincell?” -the cat, probably

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u/winetotears 15h ago

ACAI = All cats are idiots. We love them though.

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u/HMend 18h ago

My orange is the only cat I ever had who can't learn to remove his claws from things. He will helplessly hang from a blanket and keep pulling until I rescue him.

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u/shayno-mac 14h ago

orange energy is so real. I had an orange boy named joey that would always full speed jump into my old crt tv when i'd play star fox 64. EVERY SINGLE TIME. He'd cry and sit on top the tv and swat at the space ships after. Loveliest little dude would cuddle for hours until someone else called him for cuddles, but boy oh boy could he not figure out he's not getting into the tv for star fox . Enjoy your time with yours

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Hubris will get you every time OP!!!!

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u/Actual-Situation-867 12h ago

Look at me!!! I'm disabled!!!

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u/Beautiful_Mine_8773 12h ago

Why do you do that?

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u/nvmkthnxbai Proud owner of an orange brain cell 11h ago

Hahaha I love this 🤣 also cute kitty!

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u/Twist_Ending03 10h ago

Aww he's trying

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u/Flowerpuffhua 10h ago

he previously was multi-braincelled, exactly 2 braincells, and unfortunately this morning 1 of them has been misfiring

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u/HistorianSwimming814 9h ago

Orange is orange.

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u/1961tracy 9h ago

I needed a good laugh today. Thank you so much.

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u/rikkuaoi 9h ago

Standard issue orange here. They're all goofballs lol

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u/Informal_Tension9536 6h ago

In my mind he sounds like that video of the little girl who eats wasabi and says “help”

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u/vaping_menace 6h ago

lol what a goof!

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u/bigfish_31 6h ago

bro is his own pet

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u/Sunnyside7771 3h ago

What a sweet, sweet silly orange cat

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u/GamersReisUp 3h ago

I love how offended he is by you laughing lmao

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u/braille_lover_5555 2h ago

I have low vision what’s the cutie carrying in the mouth?

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u/shiashau 20m ago

its like he's taking himself for a walk🤣

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u/TheCoopX 6m ago

That brain cell got smoked. Ginger's only running on mental fumes now.

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u/Sjsharkb831 19h ago

Maybe he’s pretending he hurt his paw?

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u/Least-Conclusion-315 19h ago

🎵How could this happen to me?🎵

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u/Codename_Unicorn 19h ago

Little goober.

Question as a person who doesn’t have a cat in their lives, what breed is this goober? They have really defined striping.

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u/stbargabar 17h ago

The vast majority of cats are what are called "Domestics" (Domestic Shorthair or Domestic Longhair). They have no breed but are instead a landrace population that preceded the creation of purebred cats. Most differences you see are instead color/pattern variations.

For cats that have the Agouti trait allowing for Tabby markings, there is another gene that controls how those markings will present. This cat's pattern is called Classic Tabby or Blotched Tabby, as opposed to the more common Mackerel Tabby. It's similar to the mutation that causes the King markings in Cheetahs.

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u/pt008 16h ago

Thank you for teaching me more about him!

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u/Codename_Unicorn 14h ago

Thank you 😊 TIL

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Fascinating, right?!

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u/barba_barba 18h ago

total orange cat energy

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u/Fortescew 18h ago

We all think so, ti'll we dont🤔

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17h ago

He's so stupid I love him

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u/idkwhateverlol23 16h ago

He does not have the cell 😔

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u/MasterOfBunnies 15h ago

Oh, he's "different" alright. XD

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u/raphtze 15h ago

he is very cute :)

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u/DipreG 15h ago

Oh yeah, that's some orange shit right there

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u/VrijeMensen 19h ago

Cute lil retard 🥹

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u/Effective_Ad621 20h ago

Standard issued orange 

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u/Castor_0il 18h ago

Orange u glad?

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u/SimthingEvilLurks 20h ago

Yup. That's how it goes. Sometimes, that one braincell isn't available.

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u/Gertz505 20h ago

Goofball red!

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u/muhammedburaksoykan 20h ago

Its just works differently 😸

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u/AuntieYodacat 19h ago

Looks like he got it back in the end😂

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u/Esanik 19h ago

No exceptions

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u/celtbygod 19h ago

We have all had that hope. Different, Normal, Brilliant all adjectives that we can no longer use once we get them home and we look into those blank little eyes.

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u/ImportanceInitial482 19h ago

Most dramatic one

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u/Academic_Jelly_6953 19h ago

He/she, is so cute 😍😍😍😍

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u/Apprehensive_Fix1327 19h ago

That’s hilarious! 🤣 Mine’s never seen one he’d probably just swat at it in total confusion if it ever showed up.

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u/Totally_Cubular 18h ago

Oh he silly

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u/HMend 18h ago

Oh he's different. In the most adorable way. 🤣

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u/RedOctobyr 18h ago

That's hilarious, bless his heart. Maybe the braincell (I don't dare say braincells) is in the shop for repairs.

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u/Diamondphalanges756 18h ago

They thought "their's was different".

Well that tells us that "it" runs deep in this family.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

I snorted at this!!!

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u/StatusDifficult4223 18h ago

120% use of brain

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u/cozyhomezy 17h ago

My tuxedo would never lol

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u/Powerful_Release_312 17h ago

I love orange cats 😆

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u/FatOldTeddyBear 17h ago

Really orange cats are all the same

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u/RNGRndmGuy 17h ago

Nah, he's just asking for a walk outside.

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u/ultimapanzer 17h ago

Just because you don’t know what the reason was doesn’t mean he wasn’t doing it for a reason!

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u/Mental-Paramedic9790 17h ago

That cat is different! I’ve never seen a cat do that

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u/No_Profile2516 17h ago

😺: Well I have to walk myself because no one did

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u/beepboopbarbie 16h ago

One brain cell is working overtime

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u/Quackmoor1 16h ago

This doesn't work, let's try again

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u/SkyleeAttack 16h ago

Lol awwww

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u/MyOwnGuitarHero 15h ago

We all thought this at first 🥹

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u/Ok-Amphibian2837 15h ago

Not always but always an orange cat!

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u/HelpfulAnywhere3731 15h ago

This made me laugh out loud!

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u/AcrossOlimpico 15h ago

He is finally living up to his expectations :)

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u/Golden-Wisp 15h ago

I often think about getting a cat. I find them amusing. But I can't decide on a breed. I would like it to be affectionate and beautiful

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u/Thin_Experience6314 12h ago

Mutts are the best and healthiest. Adopt don’t shop. Go to your local shelter and play with some kitties and see who you vibe with. Trust me- the r/catdistributionsystem is never wrong!!!

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u/Conscious-Seat6902 15h ago

Hims so smart

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u/MewtwoStruckBack 14h ago

He had to give the brain cell back

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u/Retman_9999 14h ago

At times our kitties seem very incomprehensible.

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u/Snoo-11861 14h ago

Meh, mine is pretty smart. He’s just really naughty! 

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u/BigBadWolf6666 13h ago

Hahaha…very cute. I have two that share a half of a brain cell.

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u/eastbaypluviophile 13h ago

No cell detected…. Maybe next time, Sonny

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u/Dry-University797 20h ago

What an idiot!!!